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marsinoff · 8 hours
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Carlos: Why is it a joke? Oscar: IT'S SATIRE!! Charles: I'm pretty sure OP was being serious. Oscar: I'M O(SCAR) P(IASTRI)!!!
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sharldose · 24 hours
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Carlos: I'm on my way speedrunning my villain arc.
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see part 2 of drives as incorrect quotes <3
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f1incorrects · 1 month
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Valtteri, at a coffee shop: Can I get a large vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Daniel, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
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f1incorrectquotess · 6 months
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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.
Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*
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marsinout · 2 months
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Charles: Max, you need to stop your “pretty boy” stuff! Max: You need to stop being so cute. Charles: Max, it's not going to work on me! Max: That tight Ferrari outfit works on you. Charles: Stop. Max: You have a sexy hairstyle. Charles: You're embarrassing yourself! Max: You have perfect eyes. Charles: Charles: Kiss me.
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formulamuppet · 1 year
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Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Max: bold of you to assume I was even held
Charles:...
Lando:...
Carlos:..
Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this
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bigchuggg · 14 days
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Carlos on google: how to tell a monagesque twink that you love him without telling him
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carlossainzwho · 5 months
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*sees a hot pic of lando*
daniel: i'm not gay but damn
oscar: that's ok, it's not gay to say damn to a man
carlos: tbh i'd fuck him
oscar: see now that's gay
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dittaturamonegasca · 29 days
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Max : I made tea.
Charles: I don’t want tea.
Max : I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Charles: Then why are you telling me?
Max : It is a conversation starter.
Charles: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Max : Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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jubileesstuff · 3 months
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Charles: Is something burning?
Max, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Charles: Max, the toaster is literally on fire.
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marsinoff · 10 hours
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Charles: It's time for plan F. Max: Plan F of fuck me up.
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sharldose · 15 days
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Charles: Do you think you could take me? Max: Yes. Charles: Max: Oh you mean fight-
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inspired by that post about fernando being the embodiement of a shakespear villan!! see part 1 of the drivers as incorrect quotes <3
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f1incorrects · 1 month
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Carlos: *handing Lewis a clown wig*
Lewis: What the hell is that for?
Carlos: You're gonna need that for Ferrari next year. To match the vibes you know.
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f1incorrectquotess · 2 months
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Seb: *holding his newborn*
Lewis: She's so precious
Doctor: Before you take her home we have to give her some shots
Daniel: HELL YEAH! BRING HER SOME SHOTS, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!! SHALL WE MAKE HER DO A SHOEY?
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