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kingsleywrites · 1 year

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About Me + Request Guild lines (Please read before requesting anything)

Hello, so I have just decided to write on Tumblr so I created this blog! I also write on wattpad my name on there is King-0f-Hearts and I am in the process of getting an AO3 account. I have a main account here where I just mess around and post on the occasion.

A little bit about me!:

My name is Elijah but you can call me either King/Kingsley or Elijah/Eli I am fine with either of those.

I am a trans man (he/him) and I'm omnisexual

I decided to start writing on Tumblr in hope of not only getting my work out there but also to help improve my writing and get requests. i also want to write without sticking to a specific book like this is any different but i guess this is how my brain will work

Request Guild lines:

My request box will most likely always be open so don't be shy to shoot a request over to me, I will be more than happy to do it.

Things I will do:

Fluff

Angst

male x male

male reader

gender neutral reader

FTM reader

platonic

romantic

Obsessive

Yandere

Suggestive scenes (No smut and as long as they are within any guidelines of the people being written)

Headcanons

Drabble/short stories (are they the same? idk)

Little disclaimer I just decided to start writing obsessive and yandere alts of characters and due to me never doing something like that before it may be very cliche and just outright bad

Things I won't do:

Smut (I do not feel comfortable writing it)

Age gap

Female reader (y'all have enough stories go read your own, there are not enough male reader and gender neutral reader stories out there so just let us have this)

character x character (I just dont really enjoy writing it, I have nothing against it just isnt what I really want to write for)

Fandoms/Characrters I write for:

Shows/TV:

Gravity Falls (Dipper, Mabel)

Arcane (Vi, Jinx, Milo, Silco, Claggor)

Anime:

Hunter x Hunter (Killua, Gon, Kurapika)

Promise Neverland (Ray, Norman, Don)

Attack On Titan (Levi, Eren, Armin)

Black Butler (Ciel, Alois, Finny, May-Rin)

Blue Exorcist (Rin, Yukio)

Movies:

None, open to suggestions :)

Games:

DSMP, only using the characters in the SMP and not their real life selves (Dream, Technoblade, Tommyinnit, Georgenotfound, BadBoyHalo, Wilbur, Tubbo, Quackity, Ranboo)

Resident Evil, only 2 and 4 because those are the only games I've seen so far. (Leon)

Sally Face (Sal, Larry, Travis, Todd, Ashley)

Cuphead, ONLY PLATONIC (Cuphead, Mugman)

Little Nightmares 1 & 2, ONLY PLATONIC (Mono, Six, Runaway kid)

Other (Books, other pieces of media etc.):

Any of Wilbur's bursonas (Simpbur, Argbur etc.)

Genloss Ranboo (I know very little about Genloss and I plan to educate myself because from what small bits I've seen it's so cool)

Creepypastas (Jeff the killer, Ticci Toby, Masky, Hoodie, Ben Drowned, Jane the killer, Clockwork)

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This list is subject to change as my interests change and I gain and lose hyper fixations. Probably the Fandoms that I'm in the most in Resident Evil, Gravity Falls and DSMP but I will still write for the others.

Just because a character from one of the fandoms isn't on the list doesn't mean you can't request it it just might take a little bit because these are the characters that I know the most about.

If any of the creators or characters that are written about say or have said that they are not comfortable with stories being written about them I will remove them from the list and remove the stories if needed.

I don't have a writing schedule so if it takes me a long time to get your ask posted I am sorry! I just take forever to write and then I will get really distracted or I just won't want to write one day.

Thank you for checking out this blog, feel free to request something!

My main account:

My Wattpad account:

Update! I got an AO3 account! I already made a separate post about this but here's the account on this post so people can find it easier:

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ao3feed-crimeboys · 1 year

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Terrors Don't Prey on Innocent Victims

by XylstGlitch

“Take out the trash.” The gender-fluid-like voice on the other end startled him, sirens wired in his brain going off in full blast from the stranger’s voice that was very much not Wilbur’s, assuming the worst.

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?” He yelled, even surprising himself that he was that emotional about the mystery voice, only for a thunk! to sound out the other end, the dial tone being the only sound left after a moment of silence.

Philza’s limbs moved automatically from his office chair to the door, muscles slightly aching after sitting in the same place for too long, but he was used to working on paperwork till 3 am. He pushed open his office door as silently as he could to not alert his companions nearby, yet his boiling anger did not help at all in the action, feet storming towards the living room connected to the garage.

In another space, a teen sleeps soundly as a brunet man revives from their grave. To finish everything once and for all.

(Or, the mafia AU sequel with BAMF Med student Wilbur, BAMF crimeboys and SBI ensues.)

Words: 11531, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Wild Birds Cannot be Tamed

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Alexis | Quackity & Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Toby Smith | Tubbo & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson

Additional Tags: Mentioned Niki | Nihachu, Mentioned Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), (they arent important to the plot...yet. :)), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Reunions, but kinda…no?it’s complicated k?, Blood and Violence, Flashbacks, but again technically no, Violence, Swearing, Crime Scenes, Organized Crime, Paranoia, Misunderstandings, that is the whole definition of this fic, Hacker Toby Smith | Tubbo, Alternate universe - Mafia, BAMF Wilbur Soot, BAMF TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), BAMF Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot is Not Okay, Wilbur Soot is Not A Villain, Wilbur Soot is Bad at Feelings, Wilbur Soot is So Done, Wilbur Soot is Missing, sort of but no, POV Multiple, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot-centric, mostly switching between those two, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Attempt at Humor, Angst and Feels, Angst, Fluff, A tiny bit, Confrontations, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, TommyInnit is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF), Threats, Q&A sessions but not on yt lmfao, Past Abuse, Neglect, Child Neglect, Manipulation, but they didn’t want and had to, Dark Past, Secret Identity

#ao3feed #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #crimeboys #crime boys #crimebois #crime bois #mcyt #This is an automated process #If you see any fic that breaks boundaries #or the fic is yours and you don't want it shared send an ask #it will be looked at and removed if need be

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sleepybite · 2 years

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—☆ all about me, sleepy!!

GENERAL

—☆ hello there! you probably know me but if you don’t—i’m the owner of this funny little shitpage. ya can call me sleepy, zero, ziel, or all idc!!!! i’ve been on this app a long, long time, and have been writing seriously since 2016. i also do enjoy reading, particularly the fantasy and fiction genres. i go by they/them and it/its pronouns and prefer masculine or gender-neutral nicknames.

—☆ this blog will be about characters! everything from serious stories and lore to silly little facts about them—think of this as of archive or something. some of my characters will be more developed than others, but feel free to send in your thoughts and opinions ofc! art and other media about them is also welcomed <3

—☆ if you’re coming from my dsmp blog—welcome! i appreciate you all being interested in both my characters outside of dsmp, and my other interests! ((you guys know ily /p.)) this will become my main blog eventually when dsmp ends, but as of right now i will use them both equally and my main blog(really just an xd fan page) of dsmp will still be there well after.

LIKES & INTERESTS

—☆ as stated before, i do very much enjoy dsmp! in terms of people I watch, i'm a massive fan of tommy, ranboo, technoblade, and quackity! i'm also a jschlatt, and all-around chuckle sandwich enjoyer as well.

—☆ MASSIVE fan of genshin impact as well! i like and play the game daily, as well as enjoy the characters as well. if you need a buddy to play with, hit up that ask box and i'll see what i can do <3

—☆ i'm also a fan of pokemon and splatoon! besides genshin these are my main gaming interests!

BASIC INFORMATION & DNI

—☆ absolutely do not, under any circumstances, mess with my mutuals. do not harass them, or anything of the sort.

—☆ if you could, please use tone indicators! i have a hard time with anxiety and it would give me very much peace of mind if you used them.

—☆ if you are anti-dsmp, anti-genshin, and anti-schlatt, please dni. it makes it easier for everyone if we just went our separate ways.

#[navigation]: about me

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spookyscaryskeleton-creepypasta · 11 months

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Toss a coin- disclaimer and character info

-I don't own anything but the oc [sadly T-T]

-Don't own anyone mentioned, I only own Guinevere (yes, she will be the sister of the Legendary Geralt of Rivia. This is a crossover after all)

-Will have some, not all, Dsmp events. So Ranboo, Tubbo, and Tommy will all be kids of young age like 10 years old which is the main plot change so everyone else will be their normal age but them and didn't participate in any wars and such because of it. This is also sbi family au, you know the drill.

-This is for to honor Technoblade, Rest in Peace dear legend. This is also entrainment purposes.

-No sexual content (may allude to sexual stuff however and there may be sexual jokes)

-16+

-Strong Language

-Cringy and corny = [onto Guinevere]

Name: Guinevere

Title: Guinevere of Rivia/Gwen

Species: Witcher

Hair color: Milk-white

Eye color: Golden/Amber

Age: 100+ (physically 20 years old)

Status: Alive (immortal)

Gender: Female (she/her pronouns)

Height: 6'2 (Techno will be 6'6)

Measurements: Bust 94 cm Waist 52 cm Hip 90cm Bra Size 46E Cup

[Appearance]

Guinevere is a beautiful young woman with a slender yet curvaceous physique, a big bust standing at around 6 feet 2 inches tall. She looks a lot like her dear brother Geralt of Rivia, she has long, milk-white hair which she wears in either a bun or ponytail her bangs fall around and frame her face. She has a scar on her jaw and the other under her eye, resting from the top to her cheekbone to a few inches above her jawline. She has beautiful golden/amber glowing eyes. She also wears a Wolf medallion around her neck.

[This is what she looks like. Yes this if a female Geralt from the Witcher but that's besides the point. I don't own this]

Personality: Most of the time, she can be apathetic, cynical, and threatening. Despite her outwardly cold nature, Techno noted that behind her exterior was hiding a fiercely loyal friend, and a woman of good humor and as someone not indifferent to suffering. Guinevere has many good friends such as, Techno, Philza, and __________ and _______ (you'll find out who they are later). She is also very protective of and loyal to her friends and companions and is willing to go to great lengths for those who mattered to her. She can be kind-hearted and caring to the people she loves.

Guinevere has also shown to be extremely adept at allaying intense, and at times bleak, situations and as a woman who would much sooner have everyone return home than draw their swords. Her lifespan made her a world-weary woman, often expressing disdain and circuitous insults to those she considered cruel, foolish, etc. She may have risked L'Manberg future to save Technoblade from the Butcher Army.

Guinevere frequently shows remorse and has revelations in her life. Other times she's had complete emotional breakdowns, even giving up being a witcher in general and dropping her morals at one point, but she prevailed and kept her life as a monster hunting witcher.

Guinevere is also known for her shape tongue and quick wittiness. Once she is insulted, she will insult back but 100x more effective. You can't out-sass the sass-master. You can't outwit her either. Guinevere is also very clever and sly.

Guinevere is shown to be tough and brave, but Techno always mentions she has a charm-like aura with a gentle voice. Guinevere is a rational person and often thinks head over heart.

Guinevere's humor goes to other great lengths, her most iconic trait is her consistent deadpan face and manner of speech regardless of her emotional state. She's rather stoic and will often voice whatever she has on her mind with a calm demeanor. Guinevere is a socially isolated and has a calm and emotionless demeanor and speaks only when she really needs to convey her thoughts. Her manner of speaking often makes people misinterpret what she means. Despite her detached nature, Guinevere harbors a strong ambition to hurt those who've her either her or those she cares for. Guinevere is also not afraid to show her more playful and lecherous side and will often make blunt and straightforward lewd remarks to some of the guys she interacts with such as Technoblade and at times her brothers (the other Witcher's minus Geralt) who does the same towards her. However, these comments are mostly jokes she directs at others, and are by no means ill-intended.

All in all, Guinevere's personality can be summarized as being incredibly selfless, kind and helpful, but also very snarky. She's often blunt, cold, harsh, honest and straightforward with everyone, and She is quick-witted, with a sarcastic streak, yet has an immensely good heart, and has a taste for blood and fighting.

#drama #romance #fanfic #mcyt #crossover #witcher #geraltofrivia #technoblade

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ohworm-writes · 1 year

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✰☆★—RULES FOR REQUESTING—★☆✰

“I love YOU.” “A horrible decision, really.”

✪ GENERAL RULES ✪

This is primarily a SAFE FOR WORK blog. Although I am willing to write NOT SAFE FOR WORK fanfiction, that is not the focus of this blog. I prefer to write safe for work fanfiction, but, if you happen to share a thought, idea, or request I'm keen on, I'll answer it to my comfortability. That being said, if it's something that in nature of being suggestive (ex. innuendos, heavy petting, and cut-offs before the actual act), I'm completely willing to write for this without hesitation!

This is also a ‘X READER’ blog strictly, as has been stated, which depicts a ‘character x reader’ relationship. I am not a shipping blog, I am a self-shipping blog. If this is not what you are looking for, look elsewhere.

If not specified, readers will remain GENDER-NEUTRAL. I am completely fine and willing to write for ANYONE, no matter physical features, mental abilities and et cetera. If I am unfamiliar with the topic, prompt or whatever else may be in the request, believe me when I say I will do research to fulfill this prompt in a way that is as accurate as possible.

✪ FORMATTING ✪

Please do SPECIFY the fandom and character you wish for me to write for. You can give me a pre-written prompt, choose from a prompt list I may reblog, or leave me to my own devices. If you want me to write something that might be seen as an ORIGINAL CHARACTER, this including a name, very specific attire or accessories, et cetera, please send it to me via DM or ask box while off of anonymous. I have no problem writing it, but I don’t want to clog people’s dashes or the tags with something not many people could relate to.

I have no problem writing gore, so request as you please. I am alright with writing polyamorous requests. I will do Female!readers, but i’m slightly uncomfortable with that. As a gender non-conforming person, it is something that i’m not too fond of, but I will write it. All I ask is that you don’t only request it. That being said, I am completely alright with writing for Male!readers.

I CANNOT PROMISE that all requests will be written. I only answer requests that I find joy in writing for. I may take a while to write requests, so give me time and don’t rush me.

✪ WHAT I WILL NOT DO ✪

Under NO circumstances will I write about any of these topics. Few may change in the future, although that is highly unlikely, so do respect and understand I will not be swayed here. I am not the blog to look at if you like these things. If you're unsure if something you're thinking about requesting is something that aligns with my rules or what I will not write, send me a DM or ask and I'll tell you.

Yandere, kidnapping, dark content, abusive or toxic relationships, suicide, non-consensual or dubious-consensual interactions, ABO dynamics, outright self-harm (I can write about scars, but I will not write about the action happening whatsoever), ‘Character x Character’ ships

✪ WHO I WRITE FOR ✪

Minecraft Youtubers & Other Content Creators

c!Origins!Technoblade, c!irl!Origins!Wilbur Soot, c!irl!dad!Origins!Jschlatt, c!irl!Origins!Tubbo (Platonic), c!irl!Origins!Tommy (Platonic), c!irl!Origins!Ranboo (Platonic), c!irl!Origins!Niki, c!Origins!Philza, Michael, c!irl!Quackity, c!Cellbit

Boku no Hīrō Akademia (My Hero Academia)

Aizawa Shouta, Histoshi Shinso, Ochaco Uruaka, Denki Kaminari, Tamaki Amajiki, Rumi Usagiyama, Toshinori Yagi, Tamaki Keigo, Tokoyami Fumikage, Eijiro Kirishima, Mina Ashido, Touya Todoroki, Atsuhiro Sako, Himiko Toga

BNA ビー・エヌ・エー (BNA: Brand New Animal)

Michiru Kagemori, Shirou Ogami, Nazuna Hiwatashi, Marie Itami, Pinga

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

Captain John Price, John "Soap" MacTavish, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Alex Keller, Farah Karim, Kate Laswell (Platonic), Nikolai, Vladimir Makarov, Phillip Graves

Actors & Actresses

Note: I will only be writing for their characters, not the real people.

Tom Hiddleston (Character(s): Loki Laufeyson, James Conrad, Robert Laing

Pedro Pascal (Character(s): Din Djarin, Javier Peña, Maxwell Lord, Ezra, Dieter Bravo, Marcus Moreno, Francisco “Catfish” Morales, Joel Miller

Sophia Lillis (Charcter(s): Sydney Novak

Frank Grillo (Character(s): Leo Barnes

Andrew Garfield (Character(s): Spider-Man

Alfred Molina (Character(s): Otto Octavius

Willem Dafoe (Character(s): Norman Osborn

Oscar Isaac (Character(s): Santiago “Pope” Garcia, Poe Dameron, Duke Leto Atreides, Moon Knight (all associated characters), Jonathan Levy

Ethan Hawke (Character(s): Todd Anderson, Arthur Harrow

OFF

The Batter, Zacharie

Imawa no Kuni no Arisu (Alice in Borderland)

Shuntaro Chishiya, Ryohei Arisu, Suguru Niragi, Daikichi Karube

Pokémon

Guzma, Kabu, Raihan, Leon, Nessa, Clavell, Larry, Milo, Piers

Night in the Woods

Mae Borowski, Bea Santello, Gregg Lee

Beastars

Legoshi, Louis, Pina, Haru, Juno, Jack

The Outer Worlds

Phineas Welles, Parvati Holcomb, Felix Millstone, Ellie Fenhill, Maximillian DeSoto, Nyoka Ramnarim-Wentworth III, Martin Callahan

Arcane

Jinx, Viktor, Caitlyn Kiramman, Silco, Vi, Ekko, Vander

Far Cry

Faith Seed, Joseph Seed, The Judge, Grace Armstrong, Dani Rojas, Antón Castillo, Diego Castillo (Platonic)

Marvel

Spider-Man, Iron Man, Wanda Maximoff, Loki Laufeyson, Doctor Strange, Deadpool, Hank Pym, Bucky Barnes, Pietro Maximoff, Matt Murdock, MJ (Michelle Jones)

Jurassic Park

Alan Grant, Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler

#requesting rules #rules #rules for requests #rules for requesting #request #requesting #rule #navi #navigation #Last updated 11/28/2022 #Last updated 2/3/2023 #Last updated 9/30/2023 #Last updated 12/15/2023

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meteorshxwer-archived · 3 years

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i just saw a ranboo fancam and like. god if i’m capable of gender envy that was definitely it. to be a lanky faceless streamer with a shoddy short-term memory <3

Honestly, doesn't everyone have at least a lil bit of ranboo gender envy

#ranboo and technoblade are very gender #oh yeah speaking of technoblade one of my irl friends came out as nb and their name is techno now #this is one of the friends who's like a sibling to me #and they have a brother. guess what their brothers name is #because we have a Tommy and techno #anyways enough rambling

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freakinhorse123 · 3 years

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Currently imagining C!Ranboo, C!Technoblade, C!Badboyhalo, C!Skeppy, C!Charlie Slimecicle, C!Antfrost, Michael Underscore Beloved, DreamXD, C!Punz, C!Sapnap and C!Foolish being so fucking confused about what the hell gender is.

(Foolish and DreamXD are gods. Gods don’t know what gender is)

(Ranboo, Charlie, Michael, probably Bad too, Skeppy (at least thats what i headcanon), Antfrost and Techno are nonhuman. Gender is a human concept)

(Punz has used They/Them pronouns for his character. C!Punz doesn’t know and doesn’t care what gender is)

(C!Sapnap is the son of Badboyhalo, a demon, who also does not know what the fuck gender is)

Tubbo: PHIL! WILBUR! RANBOO AND MICHAEL DONT KNOW WHAT GENDER IS AND TOMMY ISNT HELPING ME!

Technoblade: what the hell is gender?

(Ranboo and Michael shrugging in the background)

Tommyinnit, about to burst with laughter: you don’t know what Gender is?!

Techno, incredibly confused: no, is it a material item?

(Wilbur can be seen collapsed and crying with laughter)

Punz: everyone keeps mentioning gender and it’s annoying.

Sapnap: what on earth is gender?

Antfrost: good question.

Badboyhalo: I really don’t know, humans are weird.

DreamXD, who is only there to simp for George and piss of Dream doing it: maybe it’s a state of mind.

(Cue concerned but amused glances from Dream, George and Hannah)

Wilbur: hey Quackity, do you remember when Tommy couldn’t go five sentences without mentioning women?

Quackity: he still can’t.

Foolish: what’s the difference between a woman and a man?

Quackity: they’re different genders.

Foolish, still incredibly confused: oh!

Foolish: …

Foolish: what’s a gender?

Charlie, in the wall: I don’t know man. Some human thing — THAT I DEFINITELY GET BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY HUMAN AND I HAVE 300 BONES OR WHATEVER!

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ravenxd · 2 years

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Could perhaps write like fluff headcanons for Techno/Dream. For example they’re coming home from a war like L’manberg vs. Dreamsmp or the Pogtopia war and they just wanna cuddle and spend time with y/n

Preferably male or gender neutral reader

<3.

- Techno x Reader Fluff:))

-- I don't do Hc's atm so I hope this is fine.

Contents: Fluff, Blood, Wars, Stitcing up wounds, other things I can't think of.

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Technoblade was just a man trying to get through life. He never wanted to be apart of the everlasting wars throughout the terrain. Getting dragged into them was another thing that ended up fueling desire in him, deep down he hated it, but it just became something, like a part of who he was. An anarchist who was out for blood.

But with you he was a completely different person. Sweet, caring, though he still tried hiding that about him. You knew whenever something was wrong or off. It would automatically click in your head. The way it did right now, he was an awfully quiet man. Usually keeping to himself, unless spoken to or something important was needed said.

You never knew what he wanted unless he specifically directed it to you. He had many ways of doing this.

Techno's eyes scanned across his home, the very one he built with the help of his then bestfriend, now partner.

He was exhausted, the battle of earlier had left him like no other had done. It was almost shocking to him, but it would take something greater to even cause him to flinch. All he was, was an exhausted man who seeked nothing more than solace and solitude with the person he loved.

His axe dropped to the ground with a heavy thud. The sound made you jump but you knew who it was.

His heavy footsteps, made their way into the room occupied by you. In there he saw his most favorite person in the world, reading a book on the couch. Your eyes instantly dropped onto him, your soft smile flatered once you'd seen his bloody condition. But before you could say,

"It's not mine." He said plainly.

Your eyes scanned his face," Well no, but those bruises and gashes are." You say.

You sighed and got to him, leading him to your bedroom. You pushed him to sit over on the bed, you then headed over to the chests in your closet, pulling out a first aid sewing kit.

"Your friend Ranboo came and asked for pots, so this will have to do for now. At least until he comes back tomorrow."

You say gently. Techno only nods his head, anticipating the pain of the needle. You slowly cleaned the areas most likely to get infected, a small dab of a alchohol dipped cotton ball would do it. You grabbed the needle and sutures, you got only to his face and began to thread the gash back together.

Techno flinched, causing you to almost drop the needle.

"I know, I'm sorry. We just don't want it to get infected okay?" You say softly, he gave a sound of affirmation.

You'd thrown in all of his clothes into a trough of boiling water, that you'd let soak overnight. Waiting for Techno to get out of the bathroom, you throw away blood soaked cloths, the ones you used to clean him up. You cleaned up as much as you could, thanking that the bed wasn't drenched in blood.

When he comes out he's dressed in a button up, and a pair of loose pants. You walked over to him and hugged him, relief setting over you, finding that he was still okay. He wrapped his arms around your form.

"Come on, it's getting late." You say as you'd both let go of each other. You blew out a torch and the only light was the one from the hallway and the moonlight from the window.

Techno made his way to the bed, pushing the covers down to accommodate himself. You followed, laying down right beside him.

The night continues with you talking about your day as he was away, the usual wandering off to the nearby village to trade and cave exploring. Techno's tense state was eased the more he heard about you. He was just happy now, the feeling of your hand caressing his face carefully, or the way you looked into his eyes. He was just complete.

#technoblade x reader #technoblade fluff #technoblade x reader Fluff #x male Reader #techno fluff #Fluff #No Smut #dream smp x gn!reader #dream smp x male reader #dream smp x reader Fluff #dsmp fluff

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maddenleftchat · 2 years

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Could you do headcanons about platonic yandere ghostbur and revivebur with a child reader? And can the reader be the same one from the Wilbur with a child reader headcanons

Triggers: mention of stalking, mention of near death, mention of slight possessive behaviors, and mild yandere like behaviors. Safe for all to read. Mainly wholesome.

Enjoy.

Ghostbur

Honestly, Ghostbur with a child darling is like the most wholesome and confusing thing you will ever see.

You, as a child (7-10), don't know anything about the world.

And Ghostbur, being a ghost who lost his memories, also doesn't know anything about the world.

Some would even go as far to say that he himself is even a child.

Sure Ghostbur knows what's dangerous, how to craft, use weapons, and ect.

But social wise, he is about as useful as an inside out umbrella on a rainy day.

So this is going to be an adventure for the both of you.

So how did you two meet?

Well, Ghostbur was taking a nice walk around the SMP, when he saw a kid.

A kid that was about to fall into a deep hole.

WAIT-

A KID ABOUT TO FALL INTO A DEEP HOLE?!

Yep.

That was his thought process, right before he flew over to you, and quickly pulled you back.

"Oh my XD! Are you okay?! You're not hurt are you?!"

He would say it multiple times until you answer.

But you were just yanked away from your likely demise, and your child brain can only handle so much.

So least to say it scared him when you had a lack of response.

But when you did finally reply, Ghostbur was relieved.

Though the quiet only lasted so long before he started to interrogate you out of worry.

"Where are your parents?!"

"Do they know you're out here?!"

"Why were you standing so close to the edge of that hole?!"

"How did you get here?"

"Where are you from?"

"Where do you live?"

"How old are you?"

"What's your name?"

"Where can we find your parents?"

These questions and so much more were tossed in your direction.

You were barely able to answer one, before another one was thrown your way.

So in the end, all you replied with was:

"I...I don't know."

And with this, Ghostbur was completely stunned.

After finding out that you don't remember your parents, Ghostbur will let you live with him.

This relationship will consist more of an inexperienced with children uncle and his niece/nephew/gender neutral term for that.

Ghostbur will have this overwhelming need to be very protective of you, but in a gentle manner.

Unlike a romantic darling, Ghostbur doesn't want your attention on him 24/7.

But he still does watch from afar.

Whenever you're out playing with the animals of a forest, or children villagers, he watches you with hawk eyes.

And the instant any danger threatens to appear, Ghostbur is bringing you back home.

He'll likely keep you inside for the next day or so, just to make sure you're safe.

The people he allows you to hang out with are a lot more versatile compared to the other DSMP members.

He allows you to hang out with the following:

Niki

Tubbo

Tommy (while supervised)

Ranboo

Ph1lza

Technoblade

Ghostbur is a fairly disorganized being, so your growing up will be a bit messy.

But he tried his best to keep a schedule with you.

Don't be surprised if you have Ph1lza around a lot to help get you and his life in order.

What about an education?

Well, Techno is obviously your history teacher.

And...Ph1lza is everything else.

Hey!

They try though.

Ghostbur's main house rules are:

1- Be home by dark

2- Don't hang out with anyone your not allowed to

3- Tell him when your leaving/coming home

4- Always have a knife on you

5- Sundays are family days

6- use common sense.

In short: Living/having Ghostbur as a guardian is fairly laid back, except for the constant feeling of being watched. He isn't as possessive or bad as the others. 8/10.

Word count: 633

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Thanks for reading!

#yandere ghostbur #yandere ghost #ghostbur x you #ghostbur x reader #ghostbur #yandere wilbur soot #yandere wilbur #wilbur x y/n #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur x reader #yandere dsmp #dsmp x y/n #dsmp x you #dsmp headcanon #dsmp x reader #yandere dream smp #dream smp x you #dream smp x y/n #dream smp x reader

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sodadrabbles · 3 years

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Could you do something with an extremely possessive TechnoBlade? Thanks!

Ahhh, I should've seen it. Yesss, possessive Techno is my SHIT man. I only did some simple headcanons, but I'll probably do a full fic at a later date. Hopefully this tides over the simps until then <3

Pairing: c!Technoblade x Reader (gender-neutral!)

Rating: NSFW AT THE END! 18+ ONLY. MINORS DNI.

Summary: The instincts of a piglin like to stoke the flames of possession. They are selfish creatures by nature. So it's only natural Techno is the same way with his mate.

Technoblade has never been one to share resources.

It's just in his nature! He wants- NEEDS to collect anything valuable. The voices and his instincts demand it.

We all saw it when he first found out Tommy was living under his base

He's only okay sharing with Phil and Ranboo. Not even the entirety of the Syndicate.

And sometimes this can spill over into 'sharing' his mate.

The biggest thing is he ALWAYS goes with you anytime you go somewhere- He gets nervous letting you adventure or run errands on your own.

Techno is a private person and dislikes PDA, but he'll still hold your hand or keep you tucked under his arm.

AND IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES TO TOUCH YOU

OH BOY

He's puffing out his chest, pulling you away from the other person

He'll lie and say it's because he doesn't trust them.

But really, he doesn't enjoy the idea of someone else's scent on you.

Lord help anyone who tries to flirt with you.

He's on them in an instant.

He gets excessively defensive, holding you behind him and puffing his chest out.

He isn't gonna back down unless you pull him away from the situation.

And the aftermath isn't pretty either.

Once you two are safely back home, you try to scold him for being so defensive.

Does he listen? No.

He's more concerned with making it clear to everyone else you belong to him.

You're in the middle of your lecture when he pulls you against his chest, nearly lifting you off the ground.

You fall silent, caught off-guard by the sudden hug.

He's actually just rubbing his scent off on you.

"Techno… Are you okay…?”

Well, now you feel guilty for lecturing him.

You pet his hair, resting your head on his shoulder.

Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten so mad-

Oh, oh, he’s- Yeah, okay.

He’s biting your shoulder.

“Techno, w-wait-”

He lifts you off the ground and carries you to your shared bedroom

And tosses you on the bed like a ragdoll.

“Techno what are you doing?” “I’m going to show them who you belong to.” Needless to say, when you went out the next day it was very clear to everyone.

With new bite marks that screamed, “I HAVE A MATE.” and a very strong smell of piglin.

Not to mention the bruises hidden under your clothes from just how tightly he held onto you, and the way your legs wobbled when you walked.

#c!technoblade x reader #technoblade smut #technoblade x reader smut #smut #request #anon #technoblade x reader #c!technoblade smut #c!technoblade x reader smut

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ghostlysenses · 3 years

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Hihi, could i request angst prompts 41 and 46? For C!Technoblade. Gender neutral if possible thanknu

Of course!

prompts are “you hit me....you hit me!”

“How? how are you so good at pretending to be okay?”

TW: hitting, cursing, voices, spoilers.

There are very rare days when techno allows the voices to get out of control

when he woke up though he had a massive headache, not to mention you were out on a trip to go trade at a nearby village, but you’d be coming home today so thats pretty good.

he got out of bed and went downstairs to make breakfast, and he did....and he burned it.

"𝕁𝕖𝕤𝕦𝕤 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕕! 𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤, 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕥, 𝕨𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕘𝕠 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘"

techno growled, once again they had to criticize him and everything he does.

he sighs “Its fine, todays going to be okay”

he threw away the burnt food and grabbed his cape and went outside and into the snow, as he was walking though he saw a figure in the distance and since he was now being hunted down my l’manburg he wasn’t to happy to have vistors

as the figure got closer he saw it was quackity

quackity approached “Techno”

“Quackity what do you want?”

Quackity had a good grip on his axe as he held it out “either you come with me or we take you by force!”

this enraged techno

"𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕'𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕂𝕀ℂ𝕂 ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕋𝔼𝔼𝕋ℍ 𝕀ℕ! 𝕎𝕙𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤? 𝔹𝕃𝕆𝕆𝔻 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔹𝕃𝕆𝕆𝔻 𝔾𝕆𝔻!"

techno grabbed his sword from his belt and pulled it out “im not going anywhere!”

at this tubbo, ranboo, and the rest of the butcher army showed up and started fighting him.

then tubbo shouted “We’ll hurt phil if you dont come with us!”

his heart dropped

“drop your weapons tech”

and he did

"𝕪𝕠 𝕨𝕥𝕗? 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕'𝕧𝕖 𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕡𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕪, 𝕘𝕦𝕪𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕥 𝕦𝕡 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟, 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜"

he growled, all he wanted was to be in your arms right now as you braided his hair and he fell asleep.

They cuffed him and took him to l’manburg

when he got there he was put into a cage and saw they had phil under house arrest “PHIL! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!”

when he was put into the cage punz came and started fighting the others, right before he ran away he handed techno a totem which he was thankful for

as the time came to drop the anvil he got out the totem, he lived, he hopped out the cage and ran, he got on carl and rode all the way back home, he needed to get his shit back but that doesnt matter right now.

When he got home he walked in, at this time the voices were screaming

"𝔹𝕃𝕆𝕆𝔻 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔹𝕃𝕆𝕆𝔻 𝔾𝕆𝔻! 𝔹𝕃𝕆𝕆𝔻 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔹𝕃𝕆𝕆𝔻 𝔾𝕆𝔻!"

he was losing his damned mind

he sat down on the couch near the fire place where you happened to be

“tech? you okay?” you asked softly

he just shrugged

“please tell me..”

he was silent

“tech you arent okay”

you stood up and stood in front of him, to which he stood up as well

“tech somethings wron-“

“will you stop fucking pestering me?! im okay jesus!”

you looked down “im just trying to help”

“well your not helping! you’re fucking making it worse! just shut up!”

“tech..”

“what?! what do you have to say now?! go on! spit it out since you clearly cant stop blabbering your annoying ass mouth!”

“Tech how? how are you so good at pretending your okay?”

“SHUT UP!”

there was a sudden stinging on his hand and the sound of skin on skin lingered in the air.

the voices quiet as they heard whimpers...

you were on the ground, holding your cheek, there was a big red mark on it.

he stared in shock, he looked at his hand then back at you..

“you hit me....you hit me!” you said through sobs

“y/-“

you got up and grabbed your still packed bag and ran out the door.

you see

Techno had always promised to protect you when you guys first started dating, you were his love, his light, and he didnt want to lose you.

You jokingly told him that if he broke it you would break up with him...

he now feared you’d break up with him.... as he should.

That memory is no longer funny to him

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hope you enjoyed! i had a few ideas in my head for this! hope it was to your liking!

#dream smp x reader #technoblade x reader #techno x reader #dsmp techno #dsmp #dream mcyt #mcyt x reader #sad #angst #im not sorry #this was fun #sleepy bois inc x reader #mcyt

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ayamturd · 3 years

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bisexual│mcyt hc

warnings: small mentions of hate, fluff

prompt: (requested 1 & 2) “Hello uh I saw one of your posts about the dream smp reacting to you coming out so I was wondering if you haven't already done it can you do dream smp reacting to you coming out as bisexual?”

“Hello yamturd so I was wondering if maybe you could do tubbo, Tommy and Ranboo reacting to reader coming out as bisexual or lesbian if you haven't already done it :)”

pairings: irl platonic! dream, ranboo, tommy and tubbo ; c!technoblade

a/n: if i offend or misinterpret anything in this hc, please feel free to message and correct me otherwise. i will always try to correct or delete this post if asked so <33

sending my love to all those who identify as bisexual <33

wc: (1.5k) - m.list

dream -

considering his prideful personality sometimes, you probably wanted to play with his ego and drop subtle hints

not anything too obvious, but enough to make him kick himself when he realizes

though it was admittedly difficult since he plays into the dnf ship so much that he thinks you’re also joking more than half the time

imagine you two were in a voice call one evening and randomly discussing the recent fanon and what would be funny to turn into canon (to mess with the fandom)

you’ve been recently shipped with two other content creators, both of opposing female and male gender, separately and together

“Honestly, I wouldn’t mind hitting that.” “Which one?” “Both.”

He’d laugh, but you didn’t.

“Wait, you’re serious? You actually identify as…?” “Bisexual. Yeah, I’m pretty sure anyway.” “Y/n, that’s amazing.”

takes pride in the fact that you trust him, but would feign being upset that you messed with him for as long as you did

be jokingly offended if he found out someone knew before him

“Wait…” “Yes?” “You told Bad??” “Yeah, he was one of the first.” “W— Why??”

It was your turn to laugh while he gawked in disbelief.

“It’s Bad! Of course I told him.” “… Fair enough.”

hate is a given, and he’ll always be there to support and defend you

he’ll always ask your permission before taking any action, however, because he respects you too much and knows you can fight your own battles

dream is someone will show relentless support, whether that be through words or moral support, he’ll always be there for you

c!technoblade -

i honestly feel like you never officially came out to techno

as you began to recognize yourself as bisexual, you slowly expressed yourself around him more openly to the point where he unconsciously knew

it’d probably would have hit him in the most random moment after months of assuming he knew

imagine you’re in the midst of battle when techno paused entirely with wide eyes

“Y/n!” “What!?” “Are you gay??”

you would tease him when discussing your love life in one-sided conversations with him; him basically choosing to ignore you when you talk to him

“Honestly, Techno, how could you not want to hit that?” “Please, just stop.”

(i’ve written this before but will stand by this that) he truly doesn’t care for your sexuality

you’re a friend, someone he trusts and relies on, he doesn’t need to consider who you’re attracted to since he sees you for your skills and friendship

the only, and only time he is mindful of your sexuality depends on others unnecessary comments about it

the smp is a known judgement free land, but there will always be someone with ignorant opinions that he is always quick to shut down (or kill)

nothing much can be said besides the fact that you’ll always be y/n to him: a loyal friend and someone he would fight the world for

ranboo -

oh sweet ranboo, dear ranboo

considering how openly supportive and kind he naturally is, you didn’t question the idea of telling him

i’d like to imagine that unlike most where you planned or waited to tell, the moment you knew, he would know soon after

imagine you called him before he began his lore stream to hype him up

you both were talking about more mundane things to calm his nerves as people joined when you brought it up

“Oh actually, before you start, I wanted to tell you something.” “Sure, what is it?” “Well, I— I’m Bisexual.” “…You’re tELLING ME THIS WHEN I’M ABOUT TO START MY STREAM??” “Y/n! I’m so happy for you, that’s amazing!”

he’s incredibly patient concerning how you wanted others to know or when you were ready to be completely out

similar to c!techno with the same beliefs you’re still y/n, and nothing has changed besides you coming out as yourself

he’s your go to when days are rough, because he knows how to help you understand you’re still loved as the same y/n and nothing less

“Hey, hey, listen to me. I love you, y/n. We all do, and you’ll never be alone when things get rough, alright?” (love /p)

knows how to silently deal with hate in his chat unless it becomes evident enough to address it (doesn’t want to bring attention to meaningless words until it becomes serious)

ranboo’s your rock and makes show that he’ll never believe anything other than that you deserve love

tommyinnit -

as someone who took pride in defending the LGBTQ+ community, you had no hesitation when coming out to tommy

if any, your reluctance would come from accepting yourself to the point to be open with other people

it’s not as if he didn’t accept you, he could never imagine doing so in the slightest, but he probably wouldn’t know what to say initially

imagine you both were in the midst of playing bedwars together in a recording for a video

he had been busy gathering emeralds while you remained at the base, and the comforting silence gave you the confidence to blindly address it

“Hey Tommy?” “What, y/n? I’m in the middle of something right now.” “Oh, um, I’m pretty sure I’m bisexual.” “…” “…Tommy?” “…” “T— Tommy?”

it’d be dead quiet for a few seconds before you heard the noise of him rustling in realization

“Wait wait wait, you’re serious? You’re bisexual?” “Haha yeah, yeah, I am.” “WHA—!”

he was happy for you, to say the least

tommy loves to joke, and one he loved to make would be your attraction to both genders

you like women? pog!

you like men? a shame, honestly

if you were publicly out, his favorite bit would be to include you in his obnoxious swooning

imagine he was streaming while talking about his love for women

“Boys, honestly, the ladies just can’t resist me.”

The ding of discord notified you entering the call, the sound of your laughter immediately coming through.

“I agree, Tommy, I definitely agree.” “Y/n! You are attracted to women, and I am also attracted to women. You can agree women are amazing, yes?” “I can, Tommy. Women are indeed amazing.” “Good lad!” “Tommy, you do realize I’m not only attracted to w—” “Shush, we don’t speak of that.”

he showed his support by normalizing your sexuality, his acceptance quick and easily integrated into your lives

(this is getting long but—) tommy was well aware he lacked some knowledge when being in the LGBTQ+ community, but openly voiced his ignorance as a sign of awareness itself

he was always quick to correct either himself or others, he refused to accept slander of any type in his streams

would probably try to keep it light heartedly, but scold nonetheless

tommy was your figurative cheerleader, always there to include and uplift you, whether that be through the smallest gestures or loudest cheers

tubbo -

poor tubbo

since he wasn’t the most careful with secrets, you probably withheld telling him till you were ready for most to know

this isn’t to deter anything of not trusting him, he’s still supportive and loving tubbo that wouldn’t dare do anything purposeful against you

if anything, you might have forgotten that he didn’t know when you were casually taking about it within a group

imagine you and Ranboo were trying to get him to sleep one early morning but gave up

you started talking about personal stuff and the topic of your love life came up, specifically the attraction to someone of the same gender

“I don’t know, Ranboo, I mean, I think I like them but at the same time I’m not sure.” “That’s fai—” “Wait, y/n. You’re gay??” “Bisexual, actually.” “WaAA—”

his very sleep deprived state was extremely happy and emotional for you

he’s like the little duckling with a knife, like he loves you completely but will try to hurt anyone that offends you

like tommy, he has no personal knowledge when being in the LGBTQ+ community but will solely learn for your sake

whether you’re younger or not, tubbo never fails to remind you that he looks up to you

he gives his all and won’t hesitate to provide in any way he can if needed

“You matter,” he’ll always say, “you’re important and no one else’s opinion matter.”

is proud to be your friend and expresses his platonic love in full, for you’re you and are so brave to be yourself despite all

choosing not to tag my usual taglist just cause its a headcanon with a specific request <33 (huge ty to @basilly and @inniterhq though for the advice/motivation to finish this)

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batlingsstuff · 3 years

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|| DREAM SMP HEADCANONS ||

✧─── ･｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

hello! this is my first time doing headcanons, and i just want to clarify some things:

sadly, i won't be doing requests because i'm busy af with school and i dont want to dissapoint anyone, but you can drop some suggestions and i would think about it! it would be really nice :)

also i won't be writing romantic headcanons for minors or those who are uncomfortable with it, but i can do platonic headcanons for them! ^^

i won't be doing nsfw headcanons either, because i'm uncomfy with sexualizing real people and just writing nsfw in general :)

also, please tell me if someone is uncomfortable with fanfics and/or headcanons and i will erase that part as fast as possible, thanks for passing by! - batling

✦ means platonic

✦ characters : ranboo, tubbo, tommy, philza, techno and jschlatt

♥ means romantic

♥ characters: quackity, wilbur, nihachu, dream, george, sapnap, eret, karl, fundy and bbh

keywords:

(y/n) : your name

(n/n) : nickname

(p/p) : pizza place

✧─── ･｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green

┌────── ⋆⋅✦⋅⋆ ──────┐

SLEEPOVERS

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GENDER NEUTRAL

└────── ⋆⋅✦⋅⋆ ──────┘

♥ Quackity

oh boy

i just have two words for this one: pure chaos

he will punch you with a pillow if you try to sleep

and you will be MAD at this

grabbing a pillow and hitting him RIGHT IN THE FACE with all your strenght

he'll probably fake cry about it, saying that you hurt him

after a while of pillow fighting, you guys got tired and plopped into the bed, snuggling into eachother and just enyoing the comfortable silence before drifting to sleep

♥ Wilbur

you two will probably blast hamilton and scream the lyrics till the neighbours wake up and you get angry knocks at your door

and you will laugh at that, lowering the speaker's volume and telling him to lower his voice aswell to avoid your neighbours calling the police

then you'll eat snacks and talk about anything that pops into your mind, laughing at the most silly jokes

he will sing sweet songs to you, making you fall asleep to his calming voice

summary: fluff

♥ Nihachu

you and her will bake pastries at a very late hour

she REALLY enjoys baking with you bc she thinks it's a great way to spend time with you

all this girl wants is to spend her time by your side, doing particularlly anything like streaming, baking, playing games and going outside for a walk and/or shopping

once you finished baking, she will kiss your cheek multiple times. that's her way to tell you that you did a great job :)

you'll spend the rest of the night cuddling, eating your pastries and watching some random movie, commenting about how bad it is and laughing

♥ Dream

bruh

this bitch will speedrun the sleepover

is it possible to speedrun a sleepover? maybe

you'll spend the rest of the night probably playing uncharted 3: drake's deception in his old ps3

after a while, you guys got bored from uncharted and went to his pc to play amnesia: the dark descent

there are 2 options:

you will be scared as fuck and will avoid looking at the screen when you think something bad will happen or when some body will come out from a drawer

or you will be totally chill with it, laughing hard when clay pisses his pants for real when he encounters the gatherer

you named the gatherer 'bob' :)

♥ George

he'll take you to the rooftop

and pushes you so you fall to your death

i mean

he gets blankets and pillows so you can stargaze together

he'll teach you the constelations while pointing them, excited about every single one of them

"look (y/n), that's the ursa major!"

he'll have hot chocolate prepared too, so you don't get cold while stargazing

you try your best to not fall asleep on the rooftop

but eventually fail

when he notices you're asleep, he stops talking about the constellations and carries you to your bedroom, giving you a goodnight kiss and leaving you in your bed so you can have a peaceful rest

♥ Sapnap

hey mamas

i don't know what sapnap will do in a sleepover so i will just improvise B)

you will watch anime together

not any kind of anime, like that romance-comedy bullcrap

no fuck that

you will watch the classy angsty anime like madoka magica

WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

you will fucking cry because of literally anything that happens to the characters

"(y/n) why are you crying it's just a show"

'IT'S NOT ANY SHOW SAPNAP IT'S FUCKING MADOKA MAGICA OF COURSE I'M GOING TO CRY'

the last chapter made you fucking cry harder

AUTHOR HERE I WAS CRYING SO MUCH WHEN IT ENDED

yeah you will basically watch anime with him, cry about it and he will comfort you and bring you a glass of water so you don't have a terrible headache after it

I KNOW THIS HEADCANON SUCKED I'M SO SORRY

♥ Eret

KINGG <3

you two will plan a picnic in your yard

yes your yard

he'll bring a ton of snacks and you'll buy a few drinks

you two spend the rest of the picnic talking about your future and enjoying the snacks

then, he'll make you stand up and will teach you how to dance tango

and of course you will mess everything up

and you even stomped on his feet accidentally, making him wimper

but he brushed off the pain and laughed at your concerned face

after calming down his laughter, he gave you a passionate kiss and hugged you tightly

i love eret ok

♥ Karl Jacobs

this man.

this man is the definition of sweet

you'll spend the night cuddling and making cute pet names for eachother

he will definetely give you a great back massage if you're stressed

then he'll start writing love letters full of things he adore of you

and you'll do the same for him

after that, you will share your letters and just snuggle and smile at the sweet things you guys wrote for eachother

he will deffo shower you with kisses when he finishes reading your letter, telling you that you're the nicest person on earth

and that he loves you so so much

♥ Fundy

i'm a huge fundy simp ok

he will bring his piano to your house and you guys will compose a melody together

he will let you sit on his lap while you play the piano/keyboard with him

fundy will basically teach you how to play basic piano songs

you asked him if you guys could play megalovania together

he said no :(

but still you got to play nice songs together without messing up

and when you got the hang of it, he snuggled his face in your neck and kissed you there genly

and when you got tired, he started playing very calming songs and you fell asleep in his lap, snuggling into his chest

he gently carried to your room and will sleep beside you putting a fair distance so you can have a comfortable sleep!

♥ BadBoyHalo

bbh supremacy

he will get rat ready so you can snuggle with her too :)

you guys will mainly play with rat and talk about life in general

he will call you tons of cute pet names

ofc he will call you muffin it's bbh who we're talking about

he will talk about how bad he wants to spend the rest of his life with you

after a while, he will take you to his kitchen and start making muffins together

he will guide you on how to bake 'em though

you guys had a great time making muffins and cuddling with him and rat :)

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✦ Ranboo

tall mf gives the best piggy back rides

when he gets to your house there is a 100% chance he will bump his head on the door frame

and there is a 100% chance you will make fun of him because of that

"(y/n) please stop laughing my head hurts :("

you'll give him some ice to put on his head while you two play minecraft on your ps4

you will bring snacks too and ask him if his head is better

"yeah, thank you (n/n)"

he will pull you in a hug so you can be comfy together while you play good ol' minecraft

because ranboo surely doesn't play anything besides fucking minecraft

stfu that video of him playing spooky's jump scare mansion doesn't exist

✦ Tubbo

SWEET BE BOYY <3

he will gift you a bee plushie

expect a lot of (FRIENDLY) hugs from him

like fundy, you guys will play piano together

you guys are most likely to prank call some random numbers AND your friends

and you accidentally called some random pizza place

"hello! this is (p/p), may i take your order?"

you were nervous and didn't know what to say

UNTIL YOU CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA

"hello? are you there?"

'hi yes, i would like to order 7 extra large pepperoni pizzas to (tommy's adress).'

"oh- okay! uhm- they will arrive in a few hours. are you okay with that?"

'yes ma'am, thank you.'

when you ended the call, you couldn't help but burst out laughing, knowing that tommy will be so mad at you guys-

✦ Tommy

like quackity, PURE. CHAOS.

you guys will obviously stream your sleepover

doing a q&a stream :)

tubbo and wilbur will probably crash your stream and start spamming things like 'MEETUP??' and 'DIDN'T GET AN INVITE'

you guys laughed and added them to the call

"WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GUYS INVITE ME?" wilbur shouted

'i'm sorry willlll'

you kept playing minecraft with wilbur, tubbo and quackity too since he crashed your stream like an hour later

after the stream, you got up and plopped on the mattress that was on the floor

"tired?"

'yeah'

"okay, good night big (initial)"

✦ Philza

POG

YEAHHH SLEEPOVER WITH THE MINECRAFT GOD

AND KRISTIN'S THERE TOO :)))

and oh god you ADORE kristin

i'm pretty sure she's a total sweetheart

it would be like having a sleepover with your parents

only that it's less boring

you guys will watch a movie together, you will be in one side of the couch eating snacks while phil and kristin are in the other cuddling

you'll eventually bug them about it

after the movie, you fell asleep early and philza noticed, talking to kristin about it too

and wrapped a blanket around you so that you get a good rest :)

✦ Technoblade

mr. blood god teaches you the arts of the CRAFT.

yeah i mean it's techno what else does he play besides minecraft

he will play bedwars w/ u, teaching you how to pvp

"bro you kinda suck tbh"

'stfu techno'

he will comment about how bad you are, but tries to help you get better anyways

and when you do a very poggers gamer move, he praises you

and when he praises you you're all :)))

after awhile, he gets tired from watching you play minecraft and suggest watching anime

fucking weeb

i mean

other thing you guys do together in a sleepover is playing and commenting about pokemon

if you don't like pokemon get tf out of here /J

i was joking please don't leave i respect your tastes

✦ Jschlatt

ooooh boy

get ready for a session of wii training

that's all you guys will do

play wii sports and some other shit like wii music

he will laugh his ass of if you fall while playing wii fit

but he will eventually help you bc outside his funny and shouty persona, he's a really chill guy and a really nice person!

seriously like have you ever seen a theweeklyslap video?

well expect hearing amazing pep talks from him

bc this man is a legend and knows his way to words and is very good at comforting people :)

sometimes you'll rant to him about anything that's happening in your life, and he will listen to you and give you really helpful advice

and you appreciate him so much for that

✧─── ･｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

TYSM FOR READING GUYS, i appreciate it if you made it this far :)

i hope you guys really enjoyed these headcanons, it's my first time doing them and aa i'm a bit nervous about posting this but i'll be fine ig

also i'm sorry if there's a grammatical error, english is not my native language and i'm still learning it :) have a nice day/night, drink water and don't fuck up your sleeping schedule!!

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mellorphic · 3 years

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Going to tell everyone about my god au because I have no ideas of how to write this but I also have brainrot

Enjoy

Phil - Angel Of Death

Kristin - Death

Tommy - God Of Attachment

Tubbo - A powerful mortal child with nukes that all the gods are scared of

Technoblade - Blood God

Ranboo - Gender Deity

Dream - God Of Isolation (opposite of Tommy)

George - Sleep

Sapnap - Animal God

Wilbur - Fire God

Sally the Salmon - a random Mermaid

Fundy - Half-god shapeshifter

Puffy - A pirate

Niki - Ocean Goddess

Eret - Deity of Redemption

Quackity - Trickster God

Sam - God of Protection (horrible at his job)

Jack - God of Spite

More info under the cut :D

Philza Minecraft

* Half-god, immortal but otherwise human

* Killed the ender dragon

* Kristin made him her angel, giving him his wings

* He collects souls for Kristin, sometimes Tommy helps

* Old friend of Techno’s

* Terrified of Tubbo

* Tired father trying to keep his son out of trouble

* Tommy calls him Dadza

Kristin Minecraft

* Know by mortals as Death

* Death goddess <3

* Protective of Tommy

* Tommy calls her mumza

* Raised Tommy to respect women

* Salty because Phil is the favourite

* Pandas are associated with death

* Mortals swear they see her in graveyards while they mourn

* Can revive the dead at the cost of something else

* She loves halloween!

* She gave all humans a chance at three lives

Technoblade

* Known as the blood god, but he’s more of a rebellion/anarchy/war type thing

* Doesn’t mind the name though, it has a good ring to it

* Has voices

* Favours and promises are very important to him

* People pray to him on the battlefield - either to have mercy for their soldiers, or to destroy the opposing army

* However he always listens to the side that is less connected to government, and only gets involved himself if the war is against tyranny

* He looks scary but he’s actually nice when he’s in a good mood

* Loves animals (bonds over that with Tommy)

* Reads greek mythology in his spare time. Those gods aren’t around anymore, but he finds the stories interesting

* Close friends with Wilbur

* Accidentally adopted Ranboo

Ranboo

* Gender deity

* Any pronouns, most of the gods use gender/genders/genderself

* Platonically marries Tubbo

* Has known Tommy basically genders whole life

* Friends with Fundy

* Thinks Eret is cool

* Despite being the deity of gender, Ranboo doesn’t understand genders own identity at all

* Tallest out of everyone

* There are many public shrines dedicated to gender for young trans people with unaccepting parents to pray to since they can’t make their own shrines

* Often seen at pride events

* Associated with The End

Tubbo Underscore

* Just literally some random mortal guy

* A teenager

* Came across Tommy at some point and the bitch just decided they were best friends

* He couldn’t care less for gods before that. Worships none of them

* Can make nukes (the only thing that can kill a god aside from another god)

* Actually a chaos gremlin

* Probably lives alone somehow

Tommy ‘Innit’ Minecraft

* Innit comes from always introducing himself as ‘My name’s Tommy, innit?’

* Known by mortals as Theseus

* Loves animals and has many pets

* Often claims people as his family upon meeting them

* Attachment, born from beings of grief

* Always covered in dirt

* Can fly despite not inheriting wings

* Big man not child

* I care him

* Works closely with children has they tend to hold attachments closer than adults

* an idiot

* Loves music (especially Wilbur’s)

* not actually related to Wilbur or Techno but says they’re his brothers anyway

Dream

* Tommy’s cousin somehow

* Mostly hated and is salty about it

* Does not like Tommy, and by proxy hates anyone who does like him

* Takes away people’s attachments

* Despite being god of separation/isolation/detachment, he does have attachments of his own. Sapnap and George. Though he doubts they’ll last

* Wears a mask

* Rarely worshipped

* Spiritual reincarnate of DreamXD, an old god

GeorgeNotFound

* Known by mortals as Gogy

* Sleeps all the time

* Often prayed to by people with night terrors, insomnia and sleep paralysis to keep them safe as they sleep

* Decorating your bedroom in a blue/yellow palette (colours he can see) is an act of worship

* He is tired

* Guides sleepwalkers and keeps them safe

* enjoys lullabies

Sapnap

* animal god

* Tommy steals so many of his animals ):

* Spends most of his time in animal shelters

* Sits with dying animals to give them comfort as they pass on

* Prayed to when a pet has to be put down

* Worshipers ask for his permission to hunt

* Favours fish (Mars and Beckerson)

* I thought this was funny

Wilbur Soot

* likes TNT

* People often make campfires when they pray to him

* Plays guitar (campfire songs :D)

* Causes forest fires when he’s angry sometimes

* Friends with Niki

* Can’t touch water

* Likes blue

* People ask him to keep them safe on their journeys in the nether

* Also often associated with creativity

Sally The Salmon

* Not a god, but a mermaid

* Lives with Niki

* A girlboss <3

* Salmon tail

* Scared of axolotls

* Swims in rivers while Wilbur walks alongside her on the land

* Technically a siren (sings with Wilbur)

Fundy Soot

* spawned when Wilbur and Sally met, so they shared custody of him, though he isn’t technically biologically related

* Trans

* People pray to him during surgeries (any kind of surgery, not just trans related ones) and he’ll make it go wrong if he’s having a bad day

* Favourite form to shift into is a fox, does this so often that he permanently has fox ears and and tail in human form

* Will become a fish to spend time with his mother

* Semi-nocturnal

* Not immortal due to only being half-god, basically opposite of Phil since Phil’s only a god because of immortality, and Fundy has everything god-related but immortality

Captain Puffy

* pirate mortal

* Dating Niki

* Travels a lot because pirate

* Throws flowers overboard for Niki

* Good friends with Sally

* Sword fights with Techno

* Built her own ship

* Gives people boat rides

Niki Nihachu

* she can go on land but prefers to stay in water

* In return for the flowers Puffy gives her, she calms the waves.

* Works closely with Sapnap to protect ocean life

* Drinking from waterfalls is a common act of worship

* Has picnics with Jack

* Her hair changes colour sometimes

* Associated with ores for some reason

* Tommy is terrified of her but they’re friends

* Mature but still can be a chaos being

* Despite being a water goddess, she’s a big fan of arson.

Eret

* patron of monarchs

* People ask her for forgiveness

* He goes with Ranboo to pride events

* Acts a lot more proper and formal when interacting with mortals than when interacting with other gods

* Spiritual reincarnate of Herobrine, an old god

* Regarded as the king of the gods, but they’re not the most powerful of them by any means

* Does not get on with Techno because of this

Quackity

* can often be found in casinos

* A being of chaos

* Literally walks around nude and sells drugs what is wrong with him

* Spends more time around the mortals than the gods

* Soft spoken but in a creepy way

* If you need something from him, you have to play a card game with him. If you lose, he gets something from you instead.

* He used to let the other person pick the card game, until Tommy picked uno and won.

Sam

* known as Warden to mortals

* The only god who just really sucks at his job

* Is often asked to bless people’s children to keep them safe

* Associated with Redstone

* Seen walking around prisons

* Used to be close to Tommy. Neither of them talk about what happened to change that

* Creeper appearance despite not being a hybrid (thus commonly associated with creepers)

* Can go from emotionless to compassionate in the blink of an eye

* Builds robots like sam nook that are better than he is at protecting people

Jack Manifold

* Vengeful

* Finds himself working alongside Techno often, as there is commonly a lot of spite in war time

* Gets into childish arguments with Tommy

* Thinks Tubbo’s nukes are cool

* In his spare time he likes fishing, and it’s how he met Niki

* He’s cold to the touch

* Eyes go bright green when he’s feeling any negative emotion that’s not sadness

* Hates most mortals, okay with some of the gods

* Fond of Tubbo

#dsmp #dream smp #dsmp god au #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #tubbo #philza #technoblade #niki nihachu #captain puffy #ranboo #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #fundy #navy makes aus

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mono-dot-jpeg · 3 years

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random c! technoblade headcanons

a/n; call this a preview of the technoblade you will see in my series /pauseChamp/ also, im currently in a techno brain rot mood so be blessed by this wonderful post sjdhsfhj

so we got the forms of technoblade, the full piglin, half human-half piglin, and the full human

full piglin i mean basically a thicc pig man yes i love him. full piglin techno is underrated.

that’s one of his more preferred forms when he just feels tired or lazy

then we have half and half which is a bit more lean in body shape, he has pig ears and a pig tail (yes it curls and everything), and he doesn’t really hands? more like hooves per se

not his completely favorite form but phil and wilbur are fond of that form

wilbur used to tug on the tail when they would train on fighting together

techno gets pretty annoyed abt it

then we have the full human, well;;; 80% human i would say. he still has the pig ears and tail, no hooves though

his favorite form only because it’s the easiest for him to fight in and actually do stuff in

when he’s in his different forms, it does take some energy out of him, especially his full human form unfortunately

when he’s actually relaxing, he’s in the full piglin form

he makes a bunch of piglin noises and it’s just so cute sjhdjshdfk

he’s so warm which is why he finds the winter very nice

literal radiator, gives the best hugs bc of it

HIM AND STEVE ARE JUST CUDDLE BUDDIES-

sometimes techno just sits outside in the winter and philza used to get concerned abt it until techno tells phil

“it’s too warm inside.”

“you can just stop your fire place you know that right, mate?”

“it would still be too warm.”

slight attachment issues, it’s one of the few reasons that he finds it so hard to trust others

he’s so fucking touch starved. omg, he doesn’t like giving affection though also he doesn’t know how to ask for it

he wears a crown bc all the male piglins would wear crowns, females would wear a gold pendant on her clothing, and of course there was much more that others of different gender identity would wear

but honestly? i don’t think gender identity would be something piglins would think about

phil took techno in when he was younger, so basically he learned everything from phil

idk if it’s actually canon but techno being 7′8?? YESSIR-

a tall thicc man, i love him

he’s into star gazing as much as he’s into greek mythology

sometimes he just buries his head in your hair or something when he’s really tired

he snores sometimes, it can get loud.

unlike the heroes, he would make the world burn just to save you.

would totally give you a totem of undying

his love language is totally gift giving or acts of service

he would totally make sure you don’t feel left out in a conversation

techno is just a complete sweetheart when the voices are actually somewhat quiet

talking with phil and you calms down the voices

after-exile! tommy made the voices worse for a while especially after tommy basically betrayed him

techno took forever to really trust ranboo and put him on the level of being friends with him.

#technoblade x reader #techno mcyt #mcyters #mcyt fanfiction #mcyt+x+reader #mcyt x reader #mcyt imagine #mcyt headcanons #fanfiction #minecraft youtubers #technoblade headcanons

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