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quackarl · 1 year
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MCYT HAVING A CRUSH • HEADCANONS
A/N: I write for Foolish and Punz now too, everybody cheered! Here’s some (really specific, too!) headcanons on how they would act when reaaallyyy crushing on someone… Any way, please keep sending me requests! May take a while for me to write them, but hey, I’ve been feeling really excited about writing lately 🫶🏻 My next, or one of my next, uploads will be a full-length little fiction piece of Dream having a crush, sooo we’ll continue with this crush theme… 👀
DREAM:
If you were a streamer yourself, he’d definitely gift subs on each stream of yours. Let’s be real, he wouldn’t settle for 20 gifted subs, make it a 100. Sometimes he’d donate and attach messages with them such as “hey nice stream you got there” or just straight up “(sugar) daddy dream is here”. UM, RIP CHAT. AM I RIGHT? Knowing him, it’d be an unnecessarily large amount of money, but he just wants to see the stunned look on your face and hear you thank and praise him for his generosity like no other. Man’s smiling so hard at himself and feeling a little prideful for being able to spoil you like that, in front of thousands of people watching too, and thinking if only he could spoil you as more than a friend.
Giving you piggyback rides! Or more like demanding to give you piggyback rides… Dream would give off such cocky energy when he’d get to carry you on his back, though. Like you were royalty and he was your carriage. I can just imagine him walking around piggybacking you and someone asking him for a favor, to which he’d reply “I’d love to but I’m kinda busy here, and my hands are kinda full so…” and gesture at you on his back and his hands supporting you. You’d hurrily try to climb off of him, to which he’d just yelp a little “no!” and then proceed to throw you a reassuring smile over his shoulder, silently telling you he likes having you so close to him.
Yeah so, those little acts of service are it for him. He’d feel the urge to spoil you, as stated before, and this side of him would strongly come out if you ever were to shop with him around. If you ever wanted to even look at an item, you better do it quick and not let him see. Because the moment he sees you looking a little too hard at or twiddle with something you’re considering buying, he strides over to you and starts asking “you want it? ‘Cause if you want it, it’s yours” and you can already see him taking out his credit card. And before he even gives you time to think, he has already bought it for you. Damn, he’d buy the whole store for you in a heartbeat if you asked. So, better not even joke about it to him…
You know the really cheesy move guys pull when they yawn and stretch and lift up their arm and then put it over their crushes’ shoulder? I feel like Dream would be so guilty of attempting that, successfully attempting that. He’d make it super playful though, he doesn’t want to scare you away, in case you wouldn’t feel the same way about him. After successfully getting his arm around you, he’d blissfully sigh “ah! This is nice, or what?”
He’d make playlists, for himself. And they’d be public for everyone to see. Nothing weird about that, right? Or at least at first, there was nothing exceptional about them, or so did everyone thought, until later a few fans pointed it out that, maybe coincidentally, the first letters of each track spelt out your name. Totally not a coincidence for Dream, even though that’s what he tells to the curious public: it’s all a coincidence. He wouldn’t be afraid to make his crush on you obvious to the world. Because no one would know just how serious he was about it, instead he’d just play it off as playful banter between two close friends. It’d be just for him to know that he did it out of true affection. Maybe someday for you to know as well, he hopes. But for now, he settles for playing it cool and laughing off the people online freaking out.
Even more of being close to you. Like in forms of giving you massages. Yep. He’d sneak up behind you and just start massaging your shoulders. In a totally friendly way. Or so he hopes it seems like, because again, he doesn’t want to scare you away. So a friendly massage. And who are you to turn down a free massage? And so he’s massaging away and relishing in getting to be close to you again. He’d get super into it though and probably make a few dramatic “Ohh! Ahh! Oh yeah!” sound effects of his own. He’d ask you then “you feel good now?” You know damn well that Sapnap would fight the urge to ask Dream does he like making you feel good.
SAPNAP:
Congrats, now that he’s (still secretly) hardcore crushing on you big time, you have a hype man of your own (that’s him). If it came to video games and watching you play them, he’d (sometimes lewdly) comment on every move you’d make in the game, such as “you’re so fucking good at that. You know what being around a good player, who’s also hot, does to me”, he’d scream “YEAH!” a little too loud whenever you’d win. Others hearing it will point out his constant praise with a “yeah, we get it already” to which he’d mumble a quiet “shut up” and bite back a smile. Like Dream, he just wants to like you loud and proud, but not give it away that he’s actually being serious and doing more than just platonic flirting. He also finds you being skilled attractive, no matter how small the said skill is. Even when it comes to mundane things, he’s still rooting for you. It could be something as simple as cooking with him and his need to praise you would get triggered by something as simple as you working a blender perfectly. Yeah… He cheers and claps when you’re done blending and then explains himself when you question what got him so excited, “n-no, nothing, it’s just that, that can be pretty tough, y’know? Especially avoiding spillage. Dream usually doesn’t know how to do it the right way so-“ “Yes, I do!” Dream would interrupt and yell from the living room. Sapnap just hopes he shuts up so he doesn’t blow his cover. He knows that Dream knows damn well how to use the blender, but in his eyes you’re just superior at everything, so even if it takes throwing Dream under the bus to make you feel superior, he’ll do it.
Okay, so, he loves praising you but he also likes hearing you praise him. He’d trick you into it though by asking you questions such as “don’t I just look so good today?” or “do you like this new hoodie I bought?” You’d have no choice than to agree and tell him that yes, he looks nice. It literally has him falling asleep with a smile on his face that night, wishing that the more you tell him that, the more you’ll also convince yourself that he is indeed pretty cute, and hot, and handsome, and all that. He’d do anything to convince you that he’s the most handsome thing you’ll ever see. 
God help him if you’d ever talk to him about someone other than him, any other guy. Yeah, his heart would break a little, but it’d also make him super competitive and, well, petty as hell. You could even harmlessly compliment Karl and he’d instantly get into a “but I’m better” mood. And that’s also exactly what he’d ask you, “but he’s not as cute as me, right?” You’d be taken back a little and tell him that “I think there’s no reason for that,” which should be enough to reassure him and his petty mood, but he’d just pout and grunt back “we’ll see about that.” He can’t sometimes stand anyone else than him hearing those compliments from you, especially if he was in a grumpy mood to begin with. Talking about compliments, he’d also learn any skill just to impress you. And to be better than everyone else. Simp behavior…
He’d also be sooo whiny. He’d use that whiny tone to convince you. Trying to convince you to stay over at his house for a little longer. Or trying to convince you in voice call to play one more round of a game with him on stream when you’d have million of other important things to do instead. He’d talk in that tone only for you, but he wouldn’t really care if others heard him. Usually if any of the boys would hear him, they’d definitely gag at his sweet talk. All in good fun, of course. If you were to deny him and his attempt to get you to join his team for just one more round, he wouldn’t stop whining for the majority of the stream nor the call. 30 minutes later and you can still occasionally hear his voice whining, “whyyyyy? But why would you say ‘no’? Pleaseeeee....” aaand cue to Karl gagging. 
Sapnap would be so slick when it comes to spending more time with you, or initiating to spend more time with you. He’d ask you “hey, do you remember when we went to that arcade?” and you’d be a mess of confusion because, you have never been to an arcade with him, so you’d tell him with a nervous laughter “no? I don’t think that ever happened” to which he’d smirk at you and say “well, should we make it happen?” And that’s how he took to you an arcade. And to many other places. He pretends they’re dates. But shh, that’s a secret. He wouldn’t want to ruin a great friendship. He just hopes you like the slick ones if he ever was to ruin it.
Letting you borrow his hoodie and then claiming that you can keep it when you try to give it back to him? YES. This actually would happen with a couple of his hoodies. Very gentleman-y of him. You wouldn’t even have time to finish your sentence about how cold it is outside, when he already is handing you his hoodie. You’d go through the bickering back and forth of him insisting that you put it on and that he’ll be fine without it, that he’s not cold at all, and you telling him that he doesn’t need to give it to you. He knows he doesn’t, but he wants to. So let him, please. Let him enjoy the cute view (he secretly enjoys) of you in his clothes. Later on he then tells you to “just keep it”, because he has ‘plenty of hoodies anyway.’ Oh boy, he just hopes you wear it around him sometime…
Sooo quick to defend you. Sometimes it’d be a little unnecessary how strongly he’d react, but he feels that it’s now (that he’s absolutely smitten by you) in his blood to defend and protect you from anything that could make you feel bad about yourself. It could be something as simple as someone pointing out that you bite your nails as a bad habit and Sapnap would open his mouth and tell them “bro, stop. Leave them alone.” Everyone would be a little stunned and tell him to calm down, to which he’d mutter “yeah, whatever”, but no, he wouldn’t let himself calm down just yet. For the remaining of the day he’s on high alert, ready to defend you some more.
GEORGE:
My God, he’d get so giggly and blushy around you. He’d definitely argue back that no, he doesn’t, but he does. Just hearing you laugh, he’d start laughing and giggling along, even when he’d have no clue what’s so funny and what exactly it is that you’re laughing at. And the blushing! If anyone was to point out the blush on his cheeks, he’d just shake his head, roll his eyes and assure that no, his face is not red (while he is visibly red). At his weakest, he wouldn’t even be able to look at your way without blushing. How much longer exactly will he be able to hide his feelings like that?
Sometimes when he’d feel extremely bold and brave, he’d take things to Twitter. Or someone would do it for him. What I mean is that, George would look up or come across a video of let’s say, two cats cuddling or kissing, or whatsoever, and tag you and tweet “Me and you?” Twitter has a meltdown. Meltdown is an understatement. Maybe he’d get cold feet almost immediately and delete it before too many people would see it. (Too bad that there’ll still be hundreds of screenshots of it.) Sometimes someone else like Sapnap would instead tag you and George in a similar tweet and say “this @y/n and @GeorgeNotFound???” Yeah, you may be blind to the massive crush George has on you, but Sapnap isn’t…
Filming totally pointless TikToks with him... Yeah, they’re pointless and it’s his ideas that usually are just causing confusion amongst anyone watching them. There’s no plot, just vibes. But he can’t ignore how happy and comfortable he feels with you even on camera, even when you’re doing some stupid TikTok dances. And in a way, he also gets to show off your friendship, he wishes it was more than friendship, to the world. So yeah, most of the time they were spontaneous clips that we’re just filmed in the heat of the moment, a little humorous, definitely chaotic. What anyone watching would see on the screen is just two friends hanging out and having fun, but it’s totally different from what he feels. And he totally plays them back and watches them alone afterwards, smiling at his phone, smiling at you on his screen. And then checking you out a little bit too, “wow…”
Sure, he’s able to gently joke around with you, but then somehow end up feeling a little bad for it. He could offer you a snack and ask you “you want this?” and when you’d say yes, instead of feeding it to you, he’d instead eat it himself and laugh at you “hah! You can’t have it!” Soon he’d start feeling bad for you, even though there definitely was no harm done with that little prank, but he feels bad enough to go above and beyond to get you your own snacks that no one can steal away from you, not even him. He’d present them to you with a “woo-o! Look what I have!” and wow, he’d be so red in the face again when you stare at him with your mouth agape in surprise and ask him “you did this… for me?”
Whenever someone in the room told a joke, he’d always look at you first to see your reaction, your smile, your laugh in response. That’s such an adorable little habit he has formed now that he has a crush. For him, seeing you happy and content comes first. He’d also laugh at pretty much anything you’d say. Maybe it’s nervous laughter, for how he always feels a bit nervous around you. You could be saying the most normal things, such as “I took a walk today,” and he’d burst out laughing at that. Yeah, don’t even ask... He thinks laughter is the way to your heart, as dramatic as it sounds.
But he’d also have that side of him to be loud and… annoying around you. Maybe it’d be to keep your attention on him, to keep him on your mind at all times, even when he’s not with you. So he’d find the most bizarre ways to find his way into your days. Like, prank calling you out of nowhere. He’d call you and when you’d pick up, he’d just scream down the phone and then hang up. So romantic… But then he’d get you to call him back, to ask him if he has something to actually tell you, and then manage to keep you on the phone for an hour, just chit-chatting about nothing in particular. After you’d tell him that you have to go, he’d shriek at you “nooo! But I am so bored! Don’t leave me die of boredom! And what would you do without me then, hmm? What’s even more important to you than talking to me right now? Are you scheming to get rid of me? ‘Cause you won’t!”
He’d usually turn to you for advice, he really trusts you to not screw him over. I mean, why wouldn’t he? You’re a savior and an angel in his eyes. You could give him the worst advice and he’d still blindly follow it, just because it’s advice that came from you. And in his eyes, you could never be wrong about anything. He could text you “should I get a haircut?” and you’d tell him “sure but it’s really up to you?” and yeah, he knows it’s up to him but at least he got an opinion from you so he just texts you back “yeah I guess :]”. You best believe that he goes ahead and gets the haircut, that you technically agreed with, and only hopes you like it.
KARL:
When Karl is crushing on you, he’d be genuinely offended if you did stuff without him. Stuff that usually the two of you would do together, like watch anime, or cartoons. Or any TV -show. He’d ask you if you’ve seen the newest episode of an anime you’ve both been hooked on that just came out a few days ago, thinking that it’d be nice if you could watch it with him, but when you’d tell him that “yeah. I watched it last night,” he’d let out a frustrated sigh and tilt his head back in annoyance and tell you “nooo! I really wanted to watch it with you! Now, why would you do that and watch it without me?” Of course, he wasn’t actually mad at you, but he was really hoping he could’ve made it your thing to keep up with that anime together. So yeah, he’s a little annoyed you’d watch it without him. He likes the nights when you’re both cozy on the couch, watching it, commenting on every plot twist. Big sigh.
He’d talk to you, like a lot. Even when there was nothing to talk about. Because, in his (secret) opinion, there is always something to talk about with you. He makes conversations out of anything just to get to talk to you. You could be sitting with him in his room, looking out the window, watching birds fly by and he’d just ask you “what’s your favorite bird?” and then smile at you like he didn’t just ask the most random question and like he actually doesn’t genuinely seem interested in knowing the answer. Because he does. Well, you’d end up talking about birds, flying, nature.... and he is so happy. Because all that matters is that he’s talking to you.
He’d insist on making secret handshakes with you, that no one else knows and can learn except than you two, and then feeling so proud about them afterwards. He’d remember them even after a long time, you’d ask him how does he still remember and he would just blush and stutter, “I- it’s just kind of special. Of course I remember.”
Okay, so... Fan-fiction. He’d definitely read the fan-fictions people would write about you (there already are shippers out there, even though he has not admitted crushing on you). Maybe that’s adding fuel to the fire when he’d read them on stream. Bad idea? Maybe... He’d put so much effort into the reading, making it all feel as real as possible, voice acting to the best of his ability and all. It makes chat question though, why is he so into it? And why is he giggling every five seconds? Any possible kissing scenes... He would not even skip over them, but instead he’d make literal kissing sounds into the mic... Someone stop him.
For some reason, I can imagine him casually showing up when he knows you’re around in a shirt that says something like “if you’re reading this, I have a crush on you” and look out for your reaction. Well, yeah, you read it, and so did everyone else that talked to him that day. You laughed it off and joked that “everyone already knows that he’s a homie hopper” and so did everyone else. He’d dream about the day he could eventually confess his crush on you and also tell you that he has actually told you about it way before, and when you’d confusingly ask him when did that happen, he’d tell you that “you read my shirt, that one day when you called me out for being a homie hopper, didn’t you?” And then it’d all click.
Aww, you’d get to model for his merch! He’d ask you, no, he’d beg you. Is there really anything he’d enjoy more than seeing you in his brand new merch, before anyone else sees it? And have those pictures plastered all over his social media accounts and website? No way. Between every shot he’d take of you, he’d giggle and mutter a little “perfect”, his eyes gleaming and cheeks blushing. Every minute he’d resist the temptation to tell you how perfect you really look, because 1. he doesn’t want to get too sappy now, and 2. he still has a secret to keep... Yeah, he’s crushing on you harder than ever after that.
Whenever there’d be a group gathering and not enough seats for all of you... do I even need to say it? This man would immediately get up and give up his seat for you. A few hours later you’d call over to him, “Karl, you’ve been standing for two hours now. Don’t you want your seat back already?” and he’d shush you with a “nonsense! I’m a big man. What’s a few hours more!?” Actually, he’d give up on everything to share with you if you needed, like earbuds. Or food. Anything. If nothing, it’s always the seat he saves for you or gives up for you. 
QUACKITY:
Mostly you would play Minecraft or Roblox with him, if you’re into it. And oh man, he’d enjoy that a lot. He would not leave you alone even in the game, he’d follow your character around for the majority of it. You’d turn around in the game and boom, he’s right there on your tail. He’s actually been there the whole time. When it’s not only you and him, but also other boys in the game and in the voice chat, he’d sometimes just... act like it was just the two of us talking. Listen, he’s not rude like that, but he just really likes talking to you. You just get him, he’d think. And sure, you have a similar sense of humour. He likes. He’d crack so many jokes and funny remarks throughout the whole game. Just trying to be the funniest person in the call for you. Every time someone else, like George, would laugh at his joke that he told to you, he’d shut him down with a “bro, the fuck? That joke was obviously meant for (Y/n). You weren’t supposed to get it.” All in good fun, again. He just likes having his moments with you.
Phone calls! So many phone calls. He just wants to talk to you and hear your voice. Isn’t that sweet? When it’s time to hang up, he’d tell you “ah, I’ll talk to you again soon, okay?” and you’d agree, thinking that he’ll call you again in a few days. But he calls you exactly a minute later. You’d pick up and he’d excitedly tell you “I said I’ll talk to you again soon, didn’t I? What do you mean this is ‘too soon?’” 
Would, gently, make fun of you. This doesn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Maybe he’d try turning the tables a little bit, when people online would get a little suspicious of his sudden fondness towards you, he’d make it seem like you are actually the one crushing on him, and not the other way. Maybe that would be also a way for him to test the waters a little bit, to see how you’d react to the thought of it. He’d just make ridiculous posts online, like tweeting a poll that says “Is (Y/N) down bad or down good for me ?? Idk about you guys but they seem a little obsessed lately” or post a picture of the two of you and caption it as “after this picture was taken (Y/n) told me they like me 😳” (You definitely didn’t and the people online seemed to side with you).
The words “I like you” has actually come out of his mouth a few times around you. In a friendly way. He knows he does like you, definitely as friends, but also definitely as more than friends. But for now, liking you as a friend is the most he can do and he wants to seize it. It was when he has done a nice favour for you or given you advice on a tough situation that’s been bothering you, when you’d thank him for what he did for you, he would reply with a “yeah, of course. I fucking like you, and care about you, so..”. It was a friendly reminder and affirmation and that’s how you perceived it. So he does tell you sometimes, not just in a way that it’d make you realise he likes you more than as a friend.
So, back to him gently making fun of you, or mocking you, he’d imitate you, your gestures. I can imagine he’d pull that with any of his friends, but you are definitely not safe from that. He’d know the limits though, he’d know not to be too harsh, but you know, from spending so much time with him and the others, you’ve kind of grown into it that there’s a lot of joking around and poking fun at each other. He’d also comment on your height, like so much height talk! If you were shorter than him, then bless you, he’d love it. Always teasing you, using you as an arm rest or asking if you need a ladder. Or you could be doing absolutely nothing and he’d tease you, “what? Do I make you nervous? You have a crush on me or something?” Orrrrr you could accidentally just mispronounce a word and he’d never let you live it down. Just reminding you of it and repeating it back to you like a parrot. But, don’t take any offence, it’s just his love language.
He’d make over-the-top fan-cams or edits of you, and purposefully make them as ridiculous and exaggerated as possible. Usually he’d also include himself in them. Making sure that everyone knows that he is your #1 shipper, but also at the same time not wanting everyone to figure it out that he’s got it bad for you. He’d put them up on Twitter regardless. You’d reply to him “wtf ???” and he’d just reply back to you “😎😎 😎” He’d dare to be more bold and confident online. And I know what you’re thinking, Alex shy in real life? Well, around you, yes, a little. But online, he’d be thriving, tweeting unhinged things at you, or of you.
He definitely has some gentleman-y in him. He’d express that by, for example, offering to carry your things for you. You’re carrying a rather heavy looking bag? “I’ll take this,” he’d just announce and snatch it out of your hands. You don’t have anywhere to put your phone or keys? Swoop, same thing, but they’d go in his pocket. A few times fans has gotten glimpses of him emptying his pockets for you and handing you back your phone and other little essentials, and it was a pretty adorable sight.
WILBUR: 
I mean, the way he’d even look at you gives it all away, it’d almost be a little intimidating. But he can’t help it. The way he listens to you talk and then smirks at himself, glancing piercingly at you, occasionally glancing down at his lap trying to hide his lovey-dovey smile, trying to collect his thoughts, because God, he thinks you are so adorable. I feel like his eyes can tell more than a million words could. It’s just too bad you haven’t figured out the real emotions behind his eyes.
He’d memorise pretty much every little habit of yours, no matter how little, and then slyly smirk at himself every time he’d catch you doing them. One of those days, he’ll definitely tell you that he has taken notice of them. You’d be caught off guard and ask him “you really notice them?” and there comes that smirk on his face again, as he just nods with a quiet “yeah” and then carries on the conversation like nothing happened. But not without adding on that “it’s really cute”.
A little cliche, a little predictable, but he’d definitely all of a sudden start writing down some new mysterious, a little mushy, song lyrics... He’d run them by you and ask if they’re any good, you’d then end up asking him the important question, “who is it about?” (because, how could you not ask when it’s literally a love letter in form of a song?) and he’d sigh and say it’s about “unrequited love”. You’d leave it at that, not wanting to intrude too much, since he looks and sounds so vulnerable. He’ll wish you would’ve intruded a little more though, since he literally wrote it about you, his crush! He just doesn’t leave it at one song, but writes a couple of them. All of them about you. He dreams of being able to play them at a gig, with you in the audience, telling you they’re all about you right before going on stage... Someday, he sighs.
As a person, and especially as a person who’s really crushing on you, he would be keen on sharing every little detail with his family and close friends. So, some of his family and friends would be aware of how he feels towards you. He trusts them not to spoil the secret and hey, he could never keep his mouth shut when it comes to talking about you anyway. Sometimes while hanging out with you, he’d keep checking his phone and just smiling at it, occasionally typing long paragraphs, or so it seemed to you. You’d wonder if it’s about something you said, or if there’s someone special texting him, someone who he really cares about and really wants to talk to instead. But actually, it’d be him blowing up his friends’ phones, telling them how adorable you’re being right now. He’d be doing the whole keyboard smash thing as well. That’s how gone he is for you.
Boom, his energy and happiness levels would suddenly rise whenever you’re in the room. He’d feel super playful too, like sneaking up behind you and then whisper “boo” in your ear in a low tone, trying to playfully frighten you, and when you’d turn around to face him, you’d come face to face with the brightest eyes and smile you’ve ever seen. He’s like the happiest he’ll ever be when he’s around you. No matter how many times he has already done that, he does it almost every time he catches you alone in the room. It had almost became your thing now. You’ve learned not to get as frightened anymore as you used to, and he has learned how much he really likes getting to come so close to you and getting a reaction out of you, whether it’d be you scolding him for scaring you again or laughing at his antics. 
Strumming something on his guitar for you. I know, again, very cliche, very cheesy, very romantic, very predictable of him, but no, he doesn’t do that just for anybody. But you’re very special. (Even though you don’t know how special yet). And to spice things up a bit, he’ll make it a little more lighthearted, he’d literally play you memes, or vines. Yeah, for example, you know that “I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you bitch” vine? Mayyyybe he’d replace the word ‘bitch’, with some platonic pet name, if he was feeling generous, lol. But yeah, just not to make things seem too serious, he’d try to make you laugh with those amusing private performances, and also try to flex a little with his guitar playing, of course. If you’d admire him in his element, strumming away on his guitar, a little too much, he’d get super cocky and yeah... Cocky Wilbur is a whole different breed.
Everything you’d ever feel embarrassed about, he’d embrace it. He’d never let you dwell on something embarrassing that happening to you for too long. If you’d totally mess up your words, or stumble and fall over, or be caught talking or singing to yourself, he’d reassure you that he finds it “very cute” and not embarrassing at all. In some situations, if you’d mess up and embarrass yourself in front of a lot of people, or in public, he’d intentionally mess up with you, just to take the attention away from you and make you feel better about it. You’d fall over? He’d make himself trip too. You’d bump against a glass door? He’ll be right there behind you to walk into it as well. He’d just never let you feel like there’s ever anything worth feeling too embarrassed over and, in his thoughts, how could anyone as adorable as you even be embarrassing? If anything, it’s just cute.
FOOLISH: 
Oh man, he’d be an awkward one at first when he’d realize his strong feelings towards you, but he does get a lot smoother with time. And, he’s trying his best, okay.
He’d also be someone who would find it very important to make you laugh lots, be an entertainer just for you. Because he doesn’t think there is anything more attractive than someone he’s able to laugh with over the most ridiculous things, things that always wouldn’t even make sense to others. And yeah, also seeing you laugh is attractive to him, even more attractive if you’re laughing at a joke he made. Basically just whenever you’d be hanging out, it’d be an ongoing urge for him: must make you laugh. Sometimes it’d be him just squatting down to your level and starting to make random noises in your ear. That’s literally his sense of humour... And it’d be even more hilarious for him, if you’d do the same back to him. The most random noises he could think of, chirping, squeaking, beeping.... anything. Or suddenly starting up a game of tag with you, running around chasing each other, and the only way to tag each other was to tickle them. He’d squeal and wiggle like a worm when you would tickle him. It’s always something silly with him...
Protective Foolish would suddenly become a thing when he’d realize his feelings for you, and also realize that there’s nothing more he wants to do than protect you and your feelings. Keep you away from anything or anyone that could make you feel even a little uncomfortable, or hurt. His way of protecting and defending you would be just a chunk of sarcasm coming out of his mouth. He’d turn sarcastic any time when he’d feel like it’s time to protect you. If there was someone badmouthing you, he’d put on the most spiteful face you could think of and with his voice dripping with sarcasm, he’d ask them “is it so? Is that what you think, now? Was there a little shit talking there, or what?” You could tell that it’s okay, that he doesn’t need to do this, but he wouldn’t give up. He’d be so intimidating, with his tone and height and all, that he could get an apology out of anyone. And he usually does get the people badmouthing you to apologize to you, while Foolish just stands there with his arms crossed examining that it’s a genuine apology, feeling like he has accomplished another mission of his, which is to make sure that in the end your feelings are unharmed. 
Now, he’d be definitely someone who would mess up his hair a little on purpose, in hopes that you would fix it for him and smother the strands sticking up back in place. He’s so desperate for some touch from you that he’d go to such extreme lengths. God forbid if anyone would catch him doing that, he’d be so embarrassed. You’d turn around from him for a few seconds, which would give him time to very aggressively ruffle his hair with his hands and when you’d look back at him, his hair would suddenly look like it’s been through a tornado, and so you’d laugh a little and ask him “what happened? What’s going on with your hair?” and then laugh some more because he looks so ridiculous. He’d chuckle a little bit too, a little out of embarrassment, because he still can’t believe himself for the things he’s doing just to have you touch him and pay a little extra-attention to him. But regardless, he just shrugs and bends down to your level and asks you “I don’t know what happened? What? Is it bad? Fix it for me?” and you’d be a little taken aback because, did he really just ask you to do that? But of course you’d agree to it. 
Every little thing or favour you’d do for him, no matter how small or insignificant they may seem to you, he’d appreciate the heck out of them, and you. Because, was there a better feeling for him than having the person he truly, genuinely likes, to be willing to help him out with anything? He’d thank you a trillion times, and a trillion more if he could. Something as simple as you turning on the coffee machine for him, he’d tell you “seriously, thank you. That helped me like, a tons. It saved my day,” and you’d giggle and reply to him “you’re welcome. But all I did was just press a button.” He wouldn’t have that belittling, so he’d be a little more dramatic just for you and proceed to tell you how much easier it made his day, “no, like seriously, that was the best thing you could’ve ever done for me.” Okay, then.
A crushing Foolish would be so sweet that he’d totally blew off his other plans to be with you instead. You’d know that he’s been looking forward to seeing this movie with a couple of his friends that one night, but when he’d become aware of how you have no plans for that night, he’d declare how he’d rather spend the night with you anyways. You’d tell him that “Foolish, you don’t really have to do this. I thought you were supposed to go the mov-?” and he’d interrupt you “now, that’d a silly thing for me to do, I don’t know why you’re thinking like I’d leave you alone. That’s crazy thinking right there.” And so, you’d just settle for smiling coyly at him and accepting that he’s not going anywhere, and that for some reason (that’s still unclear to you), he’d even blow off his friends for you. And he’d do it over and over again. And he does.
PUNZ: 
Ouch, he’s a tough one to get to. But once you breakthrough the walls and the sort of intimidating facade he has, he is all soft for his crush.
Usually he’d be a little reserved and keep to himself, maybe a little closed off. But whenever you’d be around, it’s a whole different thing. He has never smiled so much than he did that one day when you hung around, and it didn’t go unnoticed by the other boys who were also there. Karl would text you about it after you had all gone home and ask you “What did you to punz ?? This man won’t stop cheesin” and Quackity as well would text you “punz today be like ‘😃😃’”. You’d make him happy, you’d just make him love life, just purely by existing and especially when you’d exist in his presence. He’s also extra observant around you, and so you’d catch him looking at you a lot. He’d just rest his chin on his hand and not take his eyes off of you. You’d wonder if there’s something wrong, something on your face perhaps, by the intense way he’s staring at you, but no, he’s just admiring. So let him.
Every picture of himself he’d consider posting on social media, he’d send them to you first and ask you “u like??”. Kind of like a test run. He’d do it ritually almost each time, but if you ever were to call him out for it, asking how come you’re the one he sends them to, he’d claim that it’s just all a coincidence. Sure is... But you better reply back to him as soon as you can, or he would start feeling a little insecure and think if you really like them, because if you do, why haven’t you replied yet? It’s been 20 seconds. Yeah, so, he’s a little clingy too. He just wants to talk to you as much as possible, have you see as much of him as possible, from all of his best angles as well, and maybe fish for a few compliments? Maybe. After you’d reply to him “yes, it’s good”, he’d text you back “nice. now your turn”, and you’d ask him that it’s your turn for exactly what? He’ll tell you then that it’s only fair that you send him a picture of yourself too in that exact moment. And so, it kind of really then becomes a whole ritual that after approving of his picture, you send him one back with a thumbs up or something.
Unlike with anyone else, now that he has taken a massive liking towards you, he’d actually share his food with you. And that’s major. Or, even more major and better, he’d sometimes get you food without you even having to ask, or even without mentioning that you’re hungry. He’d order takeaway for himself, or so you’d think, but he’d then turn up with an extra large portion of food and you’d ask him “damn, are you feeding the whole town?” He’d chuckle a little and then casually tell you that “nah, it’s um, it’s for you.” At that, you could’ve fallen off your seat. Let’s call it his love language to serve you even when you don’t ask for anything.
This man, he would sometimes not show up to plans if you weren’t there. He’d tell his friends that he is only willing to come if you’ll be there too. And if they tell him that you’re not going to be there, then, too bad. He simply just wouldn’t come. Any plans that you’d make without him, he’d call them ‘boring’ and ‘lame’. Sooo, he only is your good time?
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stardustluvs · 6 months
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helloo!! i loved ur pussy drunk punz hcs :,) can u make a sapnap version please?
Pussy Drunk - Sapnap (Headcanons)
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Pairing: Sapnap x fem!Reader
Summary: Like Punz, Sapnap gets extremely pussy drunk, here’s my headcanons
Warnings: NSFW, Mention of face sitting/riding
Author’s Note: I’m glad you enjoyed my other hc list! This was a lot of fun to write, I hope you enjoy! :)
Requests are open! || masterlist
Wants you all the time
Absolutely wants you to ride his face every time he sees the opportunity
Squeezes your thighs and ass when you’re on him
Begs to be suffocated by your thighs
It’s actually kind of concerning to a point
Tongue. Fucking.
He can use his tongue in ways that seem unimaginable
Could get off just by pleasing you
Enjoys being praised, always wants to know if he's doing a good job at helping you
"Does this make you feel good?"
Likes being called names like babe or baby
He'd leave marks from how hard he grips onto your thighs
Then proceeds to compliment you on said marks
Even when you guys aren't having sex, his head is still always on your thighs
He'll lay his head between your thighs just because he can
Sometimes he gets so comfortable he'd just end up falling asleep
Sometimes, if he really wanted to, he would make excuses to leave streams early just to eat you out
Ain't nothing getting in his way tbh
He'd brag about it
Even if his friends tell him to shut up
Wants to make everyone jealous that you're his
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slxtmeri · 8 months
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Hello! If u have open requests can u do more quackity bf headcanons? (Also can I be 🇵🇱 anon?)
hi, anon!! ofc you can be 🇵🇱 anon <3
a/n: i've been literally praying for a headcanon request omfg i have no motivation for fics rn
bf!quackity headcanons : part 2
♡ absolutely would teach you how to cook mexican dishes. he may not be the best cook, but he wants to share his culture with you!!
♡ gives you piggyback rides
♡ anytime you're playing/streaming a game together that requires teams, he always insists on teaming up with you.
- if it's auto generated and he ends up on a different team, he never kills you or attempts to beat you (which sometimes results in his team losing)
♡ BAKING STREAMS TOGETHER OMG. YOU'D HAVE CUTE LITTLE MATCHING APRONS
♡ listening to latino music and him teaching you how to properly dance to it
♡ loves having you on his lap when you make out, it gives him much better access
♡ like schlatt, he'd love it when you tug on his hair. it automatically turns him on
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bucket-of-amethyst · 3 months
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Ur uncultured or nah?
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insomniaruler · 19 days
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I have a new headcanon.
Whilst Grian the Minecraft YouTuber undoubtedly has lots and lots of ties Grian the player only owns one.
And yes it is from his yhs days
And yes he is wearing said tie to work at the hermit permit office
And yes it still smells faintly of blood and vauge amounts of trauma
And yes Ren does not like the tie because it smells like viscera of both physical and mental varieties
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gayritory · 1 year
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!GN Dating quackity headcannons! (fluff warning!)
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this is in an headcannon format but it has details like it's a story!
Tws: cussing, DARK HUMOR, use of y/n,no care for punctuation, fake addictions
TYPE OF LOVE;
The type of love you feel with quackity is one of a kind.
It's not the physical love, it's not the gifts, it's not the words, it's not the gifts, and it's not the act of service.
It's the silence. It's the feeling you both feel together. It's the euroma or vibe that surrounds you both. It's the tension. It's the content feeling of what the other person feels, and it feels like home.
In other words the type of love is what you feel for each other.
(you'll recognize what I'm talking about the more you get into the story!)
PLAYFUL INSULTS:
y'all insult each other so much.. (like it's kinda concerning...)
it's getting to the point where you'd tell each other to jump off a cliff.
"y/n...What'd you do if i was at the edge of a cliff?"
"I'd ask you to do a backflip "
"Y/N-"
"I dare you."
"Y/n I'm not jumping off a cli-"
"NO BALLS??!"
Most couples compliment each other on looks, but you'd rarely see that happening in your relationship.
"your a fucking disgrace y/n".
"shut up quackity! You look like an Edgar combined with Justin Bieber"
"y/n……..to far"
"not my fault you look like that"
"SHUT UP! you literally walk like Daffy duck! No not even walk, you wobble"
You don't have to worry about getting disgusted looks in public from PDA! you'd instead get annoyed looks from you both bickering too much.
Arguments like these always end up with you loving the way how both of you connect. The playful feeling bouncing off of one another and on to each other. You endear the feeling of how you both match each other's energy.
CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER:
The contagious breakout is usually started by either one of you stumbling with your words..
"okay c-chat, me and y/n went t-to the sToRe the o-o-other d-day-"
all hell breaks loose.
When you guys start laughing there's no stopping until you both run out of breath.
Usually contagious laughter is from the sound of the other's voice, but your guy's contagious laughter is from the fact that one of you is happy and content.
It's the fact that your loved one is feeling happy, so the happy energy that surrounds them ends up surrounding you.
LOPSIDED SMILES:
THIS IS A BIG THING IN YOUR GUY'S RELATIONSHIP!
you know quackity's little lopsided smirk?
yeah, that!
it could be at social events when a fan asks you a question, or it could even be when your both with a group of friends and you just zone out.
In other words, everytime you talk with passion, quackity will ALWAYS smile with adoration towards you.
usually you never notice him smirking at you but, of course chat points it out!
he ignores the chats 'awws' until a dono mentions it; he just simply replies by saying "shut up".
they're was this one time you caught him glancing up at you while you rambled- your rambling always causes him to slightly smirk at you in content...
Your passionate energy bounces off of you and on to him and he just adores the feeling of it!!
"chat, you can't see my shirt? Here, I'll stand up!"
"My cousin gave me this shirt for my birthday! It's been awhile since i met them but, hopefully i can visit them in the summer- OH MY GOD QUACKITY YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME!! it'd be so fun for you to meet my family-
You then look down to see a boy in an awe coma.
Nothing is in his head except the feeling of adoration! adoration of how much he loves your passionate energy.
"Why are you looking at me like that?
When you're happy, he's happy.
"QUACKITY STOP! your making me feel all blushy inside!!!"
ever since that moment you caught him staring, you paid extra attention to see when he slyly smiled at you so you decided to start smirking back at him.
The feeling you feel when you return his small smiles makes you feel all warm inside.
Your relationship is 100% reciprocated and is not one sided at all.
whenever you reciprocate each other's ways, it gives another reason as to why your soulmates.
COUNTING HIS MOLES:
it's a weird thing you do..
instead of counting sheep when you can't sleep, you count quackity's moles instead.
you end up noting down how many moles you counted each night to see the difference.
one night you were just counting his moles and noticed you counted 50 more today than yesterday!
"QUACKITY!!"
"Y/N? what the fuck-"
"HOW'D YOU GROW 50 MOLES IN A DAY??" are you dying???"
"bye. I'm sleeping on the couch."
In the morning you ended up telling him what you've been doing at night, and ever since then he always teases you.
"CHAT, do you know what y/n does to me while i sleep?
"quackity….no. sto-"
"SHE COUNTS MY MOLES!"
"ITS NOT THAT BA-"
"YOU LITERALLY STARE AT ME WHILE I'M IN MY MOST VULNERABLE STATE!"
"STOP MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A CREEP!"
deep down quackity is in awe that counting HIS moles helps you fall asleep! He loves that even the most random things about HIM could bring you to peace.
The fact that counting HIS moles brings you to comfort, makes him feel comforted as well.
But, no one needs to know about that! he will always end up teasing you about counting his moles no matter what he feels.
HATS:
quackity obviously loves beanies, but on the other hand you prefer bucket hats! So, tons of arguments arise;
"Y/n you look like you're to jumanji! Bucket hats make you look like you're going to the jungle."
"BEANIES SHOW MY WEIRD HEAD SHAPE"
Usually you both make fun of each other's looks.
But,this time he wanted to argue against your self-discrimination because he didn't want to give you another reason to hate beanies!
"YOU DON'T HAVE A WEIRD HEAD SHAP-"
"YES I DO"
"NO YOU DONT"
*sigh*
"quackity…. my head looks like a baked bean."
after all your bickering you both FINALLY came to an agreement! you wear your bucket hats and quackity wears his beanies!!
YOUR TRUCE ENDED UP WITH YOU BOTH GETTING TONS OF HATS THAT MATCH!!
It brings you to excitement whenever someone asks about your "jelly" bucket hat!
It reminds you of the relationship you have with quackity, the relationship that led to you both getting matching hats!
No matter how many times you get asked about the hat, you could never get tired of explaining that quackity has a matching "peanut butter" beanie.
You literally could never get tired of talking or explaining about quackity.
THINKING ABOUT HIM:
This is a simple cute thing; everytime you see the color yellow or navy blue you end up getting reminded by quackity.
Another simple cute thing would be to SOMETIMES get duck themed things for him! but, EVERYTIME? And i mean EVERYTIME you go out and see something duck themed, you get it for quackity!
every time you leave you have to end up coming back home with at least 3 duck themed items
you get him the most useless stuff; a screw driver with the head of a duck, a duck themed nail polish, a duck cat toy (you guys don't even have any pets!!), and way more random things!!
At first you got him the duck themed things because it was cute, but now you start looking for the most random things ON PURPOSE so you could get a reaction out of quackity.
Each others reactions and reassurance is what makes this relationship unique.
It then came to the extreme of getting him a duck shaped lawn mower!
"y/n……….."
"my dearest y/n….i appreciate you so very much, but what is this?"
Little did you know that you weren't the only one acting in this facade, quackity knew that you did this on purpose, but this just led him to loving your relationship more!
"it's a ducky lawn mower…!"
"bUt We LiVe In An ApArTmEnT!!!"
You love doing this just to get a remembrance on why you love your relationship with quackity so much.
"y/n, how much was this…"
"LOOK HOW CUTE IT I-"
"y/n. How. Much. Was. THIS."
"758…"
"YOUR RETURNING THIS"
"CAN WE AT LEAST TAKE IT FOR A TEST DRIVE AT THE PARK?"
"fine"
At least the park got a good trimming in the end of all this!
LATE NIGHTS:
Since both you and quackity have school, your late nights are filled with you both studying side by side.
The comforting silence while studying with Quackity is one of the best feelings.
But sometimes you guys end up spicing things up and share ear buds that end up tangled!
Even the music doesn't separate the tension surrounding you both.
Usually in relationships at least one person is responsible for bedtime, but you both are equally late studiers! (Like I said, your basically a copy and paste of quackity)
Since you both didn't get any sleep in the night due to studying, you both end up sleeping in and waking up to the bright, sunny afternoon!
LAS VEGAS:
You both went to Los Vegas a joke because of quackity's Minecraft server;
"CHAT THIS WEEK IM GOING TO LOS VEGAS WITH MI AMOR! I'm going to gamble till i have enough money to buy the whole casino!"
Turns out he was wayyy off, he didn't even end up having enough money to buy the chocolate bar he promised!
"i think it's time to leave quackity...
"no NO! Y/N! I JUST WON 5 BUCKS FOR YOU MI AMORE!!!"
"quackity if you even won 3k, we'd still be at lost of money from when we started!"
Just like your fake addiction to buying random duck things for quackity, quackity had a fake gambling addiction as well!
He does this for the same reason you do your "addiction". he wants to see your reactions to his goofy, love-side that wants to give you something, but instead of a duck lawnmower it's money and a casino!
Just like how he secretly knew about yours "addiction", you secretly knew about his!! It brought you joy that you weren't the only one finding pleasure in your "relationship games"
Because of quackity's protest you guys started doing monthly trips to Los Vegas.. he was determined to buy the casino for you.
Even though he never bought the casino..
everytime you left the casino paradise, you both ended up losing more money then what you came with! but that doesn't even matter since that quackity doing this for your guy's personal amusement was more than enough for you.
HAIRCUTS:
You used to beg quackity for a haircut, but now you started to beg him for a haircut just to get his reaction! you love the way he is.
"quackity you haven't had a hair cut in a decade!"
"WHY DOES IT MATTER, NO ONE SEES MY HAIR ANYWAY!"
"I SEE YOUR HAIR"
"Oh wow! So you don't love me for who I am? I have to change myself for you? WOWWWWWWW!!!"
"N-NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYI-"
"NOPE! I now see your true colors….. y/n, or is that even your real name??......"
"Quackity what the actual f-"
"MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH LIES!!"
You love the way this relationship makes you feel. It's immaculate!! no one has ever made you feel this comforting, goofy way you except quackity.
PHOTO OF YOU:
quackity always carries a picture of you both in his wallet!
He loves being reminded of you no matter the situation!
One time he was doing a cooking stream with George and his wallet fell out of his pocket.
chat was spamming about who that was! (they couldn't see your face cause of how blurry it was for them)
"CHILL! chat chat! I'm not cheating on y/n you blind chalupas!
you'd think something got leaked but in reality your relationship is very open to the public and quackity loves talking about it.
he then happily brings the photo up to the camera with a smile on his face!
George knowing full well he's going to spend a full 20 minutes talking about you.
Whenever he's reminded of you his face lights up due to the fact of him remembering the way your existence makes him feel.
"chat this is y/n! if you're new you might know them by y/s/n (your streamer name)!
"we've been public for almost 2 years! This photo is the photo on our 3 day anniversary!"
"chat! quackity can't go one second without talking about y/n!
"shut up George, I'm not done talking!"
He loves talking about you so much, whenever someone brings you up he always has to say something!
you can visibly and audibly see the difference between him talking normally and talking about anything that resolves around you.
LATE NIGHT DRIVES:
It started with the first time you noticed quackity was feeling home sick. And since you both feel each others feelings it hurt you as well!
You decided you wanted to fix both of your feelings on going out for a night drive!!
You decided to get some taco bell since, it was the only restaurant closest to being a Mexican that was being opened. You just wanted to give him something that could remind him of home.
"Maybe it'd taste like home tacos??"
"y/n this taste nothing like my mama's tacos!"
"oh-"
"It taste like absolute shit"
"sorry! I just thought that maybe it'd remind you of your home life and you'd feel better! I didn't know you'd hate i-"
Quackity abruptly looked at you with a half of a taco hanging out of his mouth;
"NO NO NO! Talking shit about tacobell helped me feel better about being homesick!"
"I love what you DO for me. I love what you do TO me. But most importantly I love you."
These night time drives soon became a weekly occurrence!
Eating some random food while being parked in the middle of a stoplight became a habit for you both!
these night drives has been your guy's get away from the harsh reality and it has been an escape to your relationship reality..
Going on these night drives reminds both of you that you still feel the same feeling as you did before. just because life is tough doesn't mean that feeling ended. All you need is a little quiet-time TOGETHER to be reassured of your love.
HOLDING HANDS
I feel like Quackity isn't an extremely physical affection person.
but one thing for sure is that he WANTS to hold your hand, the only thing is that he's embarrassed and doesn't know how too.
it usually starts with him nudging your arm or him getting close to you..
Sometimes he even puts his hands in your hoodie pockets to get your attention.
The moment you noticed that holding hands with Quackity was not a playful thing, but more of a 'I'm so greatful for you and i love you so fucking much thing' was when Quackity was driving down a long rode on the express way.
There was no other car on the never-ending slim road, which was surrounded by grass that went on for miles.
The HD view of the sunset, with a hint of peaceful breeze coming from the cracked down window.
The silence was extremely comforting and cozy.
This situation made you feel at home
Quackity gave you his signature smirk, and you decided to take matters in your own hands.
literally.
You took quackity's unaccompanied hand in yours, causing Quackity to give your hand a little squeeze but instead of letting the squeeze go, he kept the same compression.
You both gave each other comforting smiles that lasted dangerously long. But soon later you both ended your shared smiles, still staying in a slightly tight handhold whilst looking and driving out into the sunset.
In this moment no words needed to be said to know what this hand holding gesture ment.
no cuddles or hugs could compare to the feeling you feel while holding hands with Quackity.
feelings of a mixture of comfort, cloud 9, warmth, and happiness, the feeling cant be described in a word but a description; a comforting content feeling filled with warmth, the feeling is as intense as getting burnt alive.
No word could summarize this feeling but, the closest thing to that word is home.
Being around Quackity is a full abyss of unseriousness, warmth, and energy.
The love is rarely spoken or noticed in words but every, lopsided smile, hand hold, eye contact, thought of each other, shows the same type of feeling that you crave.
The main reason you're with Quackity is for the "feeling" you feel with him.
Your love and comfort for eachother shows the most when no words are spoken, the extreme feeling shows most when you hold hands, or when lopsided smiles are shared, but most importantly being in each other's presence.
you're a copy and paste of each other, you do everything for each other, you know each other's motives, and no one is left out.
Everyone and everything in this relationship is equally involved.
you both are truly soulmates in the most literal scientific way.
THE END
other dating headcannons!!
GN!Karl Jacobs x reader
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notice how the "hand holding" and "late night" hand cannons had 0 dialog in it!! yeah I was just trying to show how strongly i feel about how the love from each other would be from mostly energy and the feelings you feel.
I got kind of deep into this because I had the same type of love with someone and I desperately crave it again. I don't miss them as a person but I miss the relationship we had. i was the one who said and did stupid shit for their protest, seeing them happy and reciprocating the same energy as me made me feel like I'm liked. We weren't dating but we just had this amazing flirty, joking relationship that i need agian
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zodarii-dae · 10 months
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what if the canary curse didn't work the way we thought it did? what if, instead of jimmy automatically dying first, it meant he had to die first- because if he didn't, he had to play the game again?
every time the game ends, it restarts, until jimmy is the first to die. the other players are none the wiser, playing over and over until jimmy fulfills his curse. they poke fun at him, because how is he so bad at this game and no, seriously, how is he out first every time?
they don't realize that really, he isn't. he's even won once or twice. but if he wants to go home, he has to die first. he doesn't have a choice.
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sabinanotfound · 2 years
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couple aesthetics with the feral bois <3
includes: dream, georgenotfound, sapnap, karl jacobs and quackity
cw: none at all :)
a/n: just a disclaimer, these pictures aren't mine, they are from pinterest. also if ur interested here's my MASTERLIST
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you and dream are connected in a way that only soulmates can be. you can communicate just by looking at each other and even though you both spend a lot of time together, you just can't get enough of the other. he spoils you rotten and posts faceless pictures of you on his instagram. although dream loves to take you out to a fancy restaurant once in a while your fav type date is a late night walk in the city :)))
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you two enjoy staying at home the most (we all know George is a couch potato), though you do go out once in while. playing video games together, doing face masks, reading together, exchanging cursed memes... you are the definition of a cozy and private couple <3 a song that would describe your relationship would be "moonlight on the river" my Mac DeMarco :3
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sapnap
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matching onesies. that's the summary of you and sap's relationship. it's chaotic but at the same time calming in a way. going skating together and getting McDonalds afterwards is your ideal date. you even make him go thrifting with you and he seemingly enjoys it hehe. matching rings is the perfect gift for you two :)))
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karl jacobs
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pure love with a lot of cheek kisses. that's what it is between you two. he adores you and vice verse tehee :3 you listen to the same type of music, have the same aesthetic (you often steal his clothes), and like the same candle scent. your perfect date is going on a picnic in a flower field or watching a movie at home :D
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quackity
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y'all would be doing the stupidest shit ever. let's borrow a shopping cart from target and ride around in it. okay sure. let's try to fit as many marshmellows in our mouth as we can. yes let's do it. this man will agree to do anything if you're suggesting it (he's head over heels for you). people would envy how natural you are with each other and just generally too hehe. wholesome and slightly childish relationship that you'd want to salvage forever <33
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fr-likes-chocolate · 20 days
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Headcannon that Phil, as well as other avians have the ability to change the ratio of bird to human at will.
What I mean is that they have the ability to change their feet to talons, or grow feathers on their backs and arms. Even give themselves a beak if they want!
The only limits are that they must retain some human attributes or some bird attributes.
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quackarl · 6 months
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DATING FOOLISH · HEADCANONS
A/N: OMG, some of these include some dirty humor, or whatever you want to call it, so enjoy, I guess. Hahaha. I didn’t even realize how much there is of it. Sorry, or not sorry, hahaha.
He would always, always insist on picking you up from wherever you needed, especially from parties if it was late at night. I can see it going down two ways: sometimes he would very smugly pull up in his car with the windows down, wiggling his eyebrows and whistling at you to get in the car, “your ride: coming in hot.” He knows he’s attractive, he’ll take advantage of it every second of every day, no matter the situation. SMH. He’d then hold the door open for you from the inside and help you in by grabbing your hand and pulling you in, giving you a nice, slow, little smooch once you’ve settled in and quietly asking against your lips if you’re okay, and if you had a fun night. Or sometimes when he feels more needy towards you, he would hop out of the car to greet you more physically, feeling the need to get his arms around you greedily, because sometimes even a few hours apart is unbearable for him. He would not fret to fondle your body either there in the driveway, whether someone sees or not; he doesn’t care, he’s not waiting until you get home to show you some lovey-dovey if he feels like it. He’d ask if you’re finally ready to go home with him, and you nod furiously, because the thought of getting home and doing your nightly routine with him has never sounded so good. Anyways, no matter what, when you get in the car you would always immediately see that he has spread out his hoodie on the passenger seat for you to put on, in case you feel a little cold, or if you just want to snuggle with it and doze off while he drives you two home, if you were feeling exceptionally tired. Sometimes he has some water and food waiting for you in the car too, and he would even keep face wipes in the car as well at all times, in case you ever feel like freshening up or maybe removing some makeup, especially on nights like these. So, a full care package, technically. Curated with love. If you actually happen to be so tired that you keep falling asleep in the passenger seat, he’ll keep one hand on the headrest of your seat, so you can lean on his arm and therefore you get have him close to you even when he is driving. And he gets to make sure you’re comfortable. 10/10 experience. So, every time you’re going out for the night, you can always count on the thought of him coming to pick you up and it’s just a really nice thing you always look forward to. Sometimes it even makes you leave earlier than you intended to. But, who can blame you? You live for those little moments you have in the car, or outside of it, before he takes you home.
It would take a lot for him to try and stay focused on streaming whenever you’re around in the house. He’s taking ‘bathroom breaks’ every 20 minutes from the stream and, no, he’s not even going near the bathroom on those breaks, but instead he’ll find you and dump his daily dose of love and affection on you, acting like he has all the time in the world to do it. You would go for a lie-down on the couch and know he’s in the middle of a stream when you see the door to his room is closed and you can faintly hear him continuously talk about nothing in particular, and all of a sudden you hear nothing but the door opening and then he’s jumping on the couch, literally giggling and all, ending up landing on top of you, startling you in the process. You’d distraughtly ask him “aren’t you streaming right now?!” and he’d just nonchalantly shrug and smile smugly at you, “if ‘streaming’ means laying on top of you and wanting to make you see stars, then yeah, I sure am streaming.” This guy. You’ll eventually have to push him off and send him back to his stream, and he’ll pretend to be so upset at you, walking back to his room with his shoulders slumped and his head hung low, sighing and mumbling at himself, “guess I’ll go back, unloved and disregarded by the one who means the most to me... I can feel my little heart crumpling up, but who cares, right?” and dramatically closes his door. Soon you’ll hear him normally chatting and laughing again, sounding very much like himself again, and you’ll smile at yourself, because he truly is something else, isn’t he? After literally 20 minutes, you’d be in the kitchen preparing something to eat for yourself, and what you don’t know is that he has excused himself from the stream again for another ‘bathroom break’, and this time you didn’t even hear his door open, because he’s being extra sneaky this time around. He’ll successfully sneak up behind you in the kitchen where you’re busy cooking, and then whisper in your ear “that for me?” That would startle the hell out of you again, but you don’t have too much time to be flabbergasted, before it would hit you that he has once again left his stream and chat unattended and unentertained, so you immediately scold him again for it, “go back to your stream!”, to which he just full-on bursts into playful cackles and says something so stupid in hopes to rile you up even more, like “so, no head?” and keeps laughing like there has never been a better time for him to get on your nerves. You definitely kind of have to push him away and send him back to his room again. He’s still snickering when he eventually returns to the stream, munching on some food he managed to steal off your plate anyway, chat being not too amused themselves, lol. He has a lot of explaining to do, especially if he plans on taking more ‘bathroom breaks’, which he totally is. Poor chat.
He’s so attentive to you, your wants and needs, your interests, your favorites, everything! And definitely enthusiastically notices every change in your appearance too, small or big, you don’t know how he even sometimes notices them. Whenever you actually have undergone a change in appearance, he’s just swooning over it the moment he sees your new look. “Holy—” he stutters as his eyes bulge, “you just rocked my world in a brand new way.” Like I said, he is swooning. He would always be supportive about every change you make, especially if it means that you’ve done something that makes you feel a bit more like yourself, a little bit more confident. You would never have to worry about it, he always finds you incredibly attractive, only has eyes for you. That’s true love right there. He’s not taking his eyes off you for the rest of the day, or the week, telling you every time you notice it that he’s “still getting used to you getting even more beautiful.”
He has a really great talent of tasting... and you figured that out whenever he would recognize what the flavor of your lipbalm is whenever he kisses you. “Strawberry!” “What?” “Your lipbalm, or whatever it is. That’s strawberry flavor.” Sometimes he can’t let it go. You’ll smooch him before you leave him to do some work and when you return, he looks mentally gone, so you’ll ask him, “what’s wrong?” He’ll cry out to you, “I can’t figure out what the flavor of your lipbalm was today! It’s that, like, orange fruit.” “It’s literally called ‘orange’.” “No way!” You didn’t even think too much about it at first, how much effort he puts into that. He’ll definitelty use your lipbalm too, sometimes. You’ll look over to him and catch him in the act, applying your lipbalm on himself, “is that mine?!” He stops in his tracks and starts snickering uncontrollably, kind of embarrassed, putting your lipbalm down, “it’s not fair that only your lips get to be tasty! And this way, you’re technically kissing me even when you’re not. It’s like two birds, one stone, or however it goes. You know?” You just suppress a smile and shake your head at him. He’s so ridiculous. Ridiculously cute, may I add.
He thinks ‘Foolish’s property’, or ‘FG’s property’ should be your brand. If he ever was to hack your social media, I think that’s what he would change your bio to. Especially if you guys hadn’t announced it to the public yet that you’re dating each other, one day, boom, that’s what your bio says, and now everyone’s figuring it out. Welp. He’s such a little troublemaker sometimes, thinking that’s the perfect way to announce your relationship to everyone. It would kind of become your thing, or your ‘brand’ like he wanted to, ever since then and unfortununately, people would not live it down. Foolish would not make it any easier for you by acknowledging people in chat talking about it, and add fuel to the fire by saying how much he likes it. It would blow so out of proportion that a fan would make you a keyring with the phrase ‘FG’s property’. It’s still to this day hanging from your bag. He loves it. Don’t encourage him any further though, or fans will start making you bracelets with that phrase, too. You would secretly love it, though.
Sooo many beach days. We all know he loves them. He loves them even more with you. You two would walk in the sunset, sharing a cool popsicle, he’s showing off for you again, literally carrying your clothes for you by throwing them over his shoulder and brushing his wet hair back, making sure you see all of it. He’s putting on a show for you and pretends he doesn’t know he’s doing it. He probably takes his damned surfboard with him too and covers your body with it, if he gets too jealous of people looking at you. Imagine just laying on the sand with him, a little out of breath and cold when you get out of the ocean, and he tries to occassionally smooch you and it still freaks you out to do it in public. Because you know he’s a tease, and you never know what he’s up to. He promises to control himself, or at least his hands. Can’t say the same for his eyes. He watches you and your body at times so… hungrily that you ask him what’s wrong. He just grins at you and tells you that, “in my mind you’re already naked”, and you get so flustered and your face gets so hot that you have to actually walk away from him. He also grins every time he catches you running your eyes over him, because he knows maybe you’re thinking the same thing. Can’t take you two anywhere. SMH. JK.
He would try so hard to live up to the image of a handyman from your dreams. Whenever something needs repairing, he’s right there to fix it. Or it could be something as simple as changing a lightbulb and he would go all the way for that. You leave him to it and a few minutes later when you return to the room, he’s all in the element. He would have literally pushed and tied his hair back and taken his shirt off, flexing his muscles, whistling and chewing some gum. Yeah, he would be so extra, in full gear, even where’s not much to do. You’d ask him, “this isn’t necessary, is it? It’s just a lightbulb.” He’ll interrupt and shush you, “why not?! I’m putting in hard work.” How many Foolishes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he is jacked. Let’s be real, he would do this when he is doing chores too. You’ll assign him to empty the dishwasher and instead of quickly getting to work to get it over with, he’s being extra as hell and doing the same thing, tying his hair back and removing his shirt. He’s secretly hoping that you’ll walk in and like what you see and offer him some distraction. “Are you going to war, or what?” you’ll tease him instead when he stretches. “Well, yeah, the chores seem to have your attention nowadays more than I do, so, yeah, I’ll fight them,” is what he replies. Not gonna lie, you find it a little funny, that on top of him trying to impress you he has also somehow managed to make himself jealous. So, expect running into a wild Foolish showing off in the house when you least expect it. Sometimes you make fun of him for it and how hard he still tries for you, like that one time you asked him to put the dry laundry back to its’ place and he told you, “I’ll put you in your place in a second, too. You just wait.” Oops. He did. You still make fun of him sometimes, but this time with a motive.
So, about the PDA. Sorry to say it, but his signature move is smacking your butt. And make it as extra, and as embarrassing and annoying for you as possible. If you two ever were to bake together, at first it would be such a cozy evening of baking, unless it’s not so cozy anymore when he tells you, “if only I could get my grabbers on you,” and before you have any time to object, boom, your butt is full of floury handprints. He definitely takes a picture of it when you’re not looking. If you were having a nice day at the beach together, guess who constantly has sandy handprints on their butt? Yep, you. You would definitely feel kind of embarrassed, but he just laughs at you and tells you not to fret. He definitely wants to snap a fun, little sexy picture of it too. For what purpose? You’ll never know. There’s been a time when you’ve been renovating your friends bedroom together, a friendly offer, just painting some walls, and you already know that whenever he has some paint on his hands, he would just reach out and land a smack on your butt, staining you, before you had any time to react. Too bad you had to walk home after that and didn’t have spare pants to change into with you. Foolish feels no shame whatsoever, unlike you, who just doesn’t want to be seen by anyone with these major handprints on your bottom. So, whenever there’s something for him to smudge around, watch out, because he’s not afraid to get his hands (and you) dirty. One of his love languages, perhaps, considering how often he does it.
Whether you want it or not, you’re kind of like his workout buddy now. Or more like a piece of equipment. You’re not sure anymore at this point. But you do know that he usually ends up with more stamina than he started with when you join his work-outs and he can’t take the new-found sexual tension that forms with he’s all giddy and giggly every time he insists you two do that couple-y thing, where you’re lying underneath him while he’s doing push-ups. Sometimes when he lays there on top of you, you really cannot help it that your mind starts wandering, and he calls you out real fast with a blush on his cheeks, (because he’s thinking about it too), and a strained “get your mind out of the gutter”. You do, until he makes you sit on his back while he’s doing push-ups and your breath kind of hitches at his remarkable stamina and strength. It’s all fun, until it’s not, when he starts doing it at nights when he can’t sleep. Sometimes you’d wake up in the middle of the night in an empty bed and he’s on the floor doing push-ups and says, “oh, thank God you’re awake, giddy up and get under me.” You have to refuse, because it’s literally 3 AM and you’re dead tired. The next day he’s at it again. This time he’s doing sit-ups on the bedroom floor and calling for you to sit on him, “saddle up, I’m waiting.” You’ll hesitate, because how would that even work and he’ll huff at you, “oh, so now it’s a problem. If we were to get hot and heavy, you wouldn’t even think twice about it.” Who knows, maybe he invites you to take a shower with him afterwards, (happens 9 out of 10 times). It’s sort of a ritual now. He thinks you spoil him everyday by being the most stunning person alive, so he thinks he needs to catch up a little too and keep himself fit for you. As if you would ever lose your interest. At first you think working out is a drag, until it becomes fun with him, and now you two do it as often as you can. He would definitely smugly propose some more couple-y stuff and moves every time too, sometimes so inappropriate you have to refuse. It’s your job to keep up with him and keep him in check.
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stardustluvs · 6 months
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hello!!! I'm in love with both pussy drunk punz and pussy drunk sapnap hcs! can you do a foolish one 🥹 (love your writing btw 💋).
Pussy Drunk - Foolish (Headcanons)
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Pairing: Foolish x fem!Reader
Summary: Foolish gets so pussy drunk it probably fogs his mind
Warnings: NSFW, Foolish referred to as Noah
Author's Note: Another one for my pussy drunk headcanons!
Requests are open! || masterlist
Probably wouldn't ask to do it, but would wait for you to ask him
Once he starts, he's not coming back up until you've cum so many times you can't take it anymore
Would still know exactly how to use his tongue to fuck you
He loves the mess you make of his face
Never wants the taste of you to escape from his lips
Won't think about his own pleasure like once, this IS his own pleasure
Literally not a single thing except for you is on his mind right now
He likes the way you grab at his hair or push his head down
He forgets how much he likes when you ride his face until it happens and he gets so obsessed all over again
He'd moan against you and it riles you up even more
Will never want to stop, like ever
"Noah, please, I can't..." "Please baby, let me make you cum just a few more times, then we can be done."
Even then he doesn't wanna stop
Literally would only stop if you used your safe word or started crying
Lots of aftercare though
Like he loves you so much and would never ever want to actually hurt you
His brain would get all foggy and hazy
Would caress your body as he tongue fucks you
Would start slow but definitely pick up his pace as he can tell you get closer and closer
Would use his fingers at the same time as his tongue, wanting to get you to cum as soon as you feel like you need to
Hearing your noises is one of his favorite parts about eating you out
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ador3him · 1 year
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OMG HEYYY, I MISSED YOU <3 I’M SO GLAD UR BACK
I was wondering if you could write for sapnap? Reader is afraid to be left alone and always tags along with sapnap. Like sitting on his lap or next to him while he streams, always tagging along with him even if it’s just to get something from the store. Reader just doesn’t wanna be left alone. :(
If you do write about this TYSM♥︎
pairing: sapnap x gn!reader
warnings: implied abandoment issues
requested? yes by my lovely 🌿 anon
wc: unknown
a/n: i watched james marriott whilst writing this, i just wanted to lyk, btw this is hc bc i feel like it fit the request better!!
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- at first sapnap didnt notice that you always were near or touching him
- he thought you did it to everyone but when dream told him that they didnt cling onto anyone else is when he noticed
- he watched you do it for awhile, he was completely in awe of your clinginess
- one day he was going to go stream and you asked if you could sit with him. he let you sit on his lap
- through the stream you fell asleep and he decided to end stream early to carry you to his bed
- he didnt leave but order your favourite food on doordash for you two to eat
- as you both were eating he grabbed your hand and stroked it softly
'are you okay, y/n?' hed ask you, youd just nod and lay your head onto his shoulder.
- that night hed ask if you want to go to the shops with him, he was only picking up a couple things but he knew youd want to come
- on the way there hed hold your hand or put his hand on your thigh rubbing it softly
- you got to pick the music and just be in each others presence
- at the shop he put his arm over your shoulder and led you to the things you guys needed to grab
- he never mentioned your clinginess because he didnt know if it was on purpose, he wanted to make sure you were okay and comfortable. and not left out.
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grailknightmonty · 9 months
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pages from the notes of Aurelia S[ ], a champion of the Nowhere, partaking in a cautious and ongoing study of our vast multiverse.
They call this mission Project Non est Ad Astra.
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jackinthebox80085 · 6 months
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C!Wilbur’s the type of guy…
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to cut his own hair and cry when it inevitably looks bad
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to gossip on the phone while kicking his feet
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to go to get his ears pierced but chicken out at the last minute
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to faint when he gets a flu shot
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to fall down the stairs while trying to make a dramatic entrance
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to practice his monologues in the mirror
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to bite his tongue and genuinely tear up
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to paint his nails and then immediately do something to mess them up
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to accidentally break a finger while menacingly cracking his knuckles
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to use arm floaties when he goes swimming
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to seductively take off his coat only to reveal Ken’s heart boxers
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to get punched in the face on a daily basis
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to cast an evil smiling shadow
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to bite off his hangnails
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to never fluff his pillow
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to make a cartoon bonk noise when hit
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to use an ‘a’ in the word ‘definitely’
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to use the ‘bunny ear’ method to tie his shoes
C!Wilbur’s the type of guy to sing the ‘months of the year’ song to remember whether July comes before or after June
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gayritory · 9 months
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DATING KARL JACOBS
TWS: mental health issues, swerving (driving), LIGHT dirty jokes
TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP;
Bro... the relationship with Karl is like a best friend relationship, like you both do things best friends don't do, but your guy's relationship has tons of best friend elements.
Tbh your relationship is like the definition of always being in a "silly goofy mood", and it always has a mix of wanting to know that you both love each other.
Your realationship doesn't have a Dom or sub, it's just you both look after each other and no one takes care of one person. but in love sometimes your the more dominant one. (If you look closely you'll notice that later)
Your relationship is different from other relationships cause you both do repetitive habits that make your relationship the way it is. (You'll see TONS MORE of that later:))
TYPE OF LOVE:
The type of love is obviously physical affection, but it's more deep than that. Any touch of Karl's feels like your getting surrounded by God itself.
Maybe it's the idea that the touch is from Karl but, something about Karl's touch makes you see heaven.
PHYSICAL AFFECTION:
As said before touch is your guy's love language. anything revolving around touch means love.
For example sometimes you guys randomly give eachother nose boops and head pats to show affection. It's a joking thing you guys do but it's just a way of saying "don't forget your my favorite person on earth"
HUGS! random hugs bro, this man... it could be anywhere. It could even be at a restaurant where your sitting across from each other and he ends up standing up to hug you.
"Karl what are you doing-"
"Just givin' you a hug so you know I'm still here!"
"silly, your right across from me"
"Thats to far away"
You also give each others hugs when you notice one another is nervous, it's a way of saying "hey! just know your favorite person is here for you always", meaning that you both will never feel lonely.
It kind of brings into the "best friend" aspect where having a best friend is someone you rely on all the time.
He loves your hands.
EVERYTIME he has a chance to hold your hand he does it. Everytime he's around your hand he will kiss it, it's kind of a habit that you both love. It could even be just a squeeze but he will always make time to touch your hand.
Karl takes his hand off the steering wheel to grab your hand. You look at him knowingly.
He started kissing all of your fingers contently until he got to the pinky you interrupted him. .
"KARL WATCH OUT",
In response the boy giggles loudly and pulls over.
"you messed me up, how dare you" and with that he continues to kiss your fingers.
THE MAIN TOUCH ELEMENT IS CUDDLES ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
it could be anywhere- car, couch, park, movie theater, doctor's office, even universal studios.
The cuddling comes in different undescribable forms, splayed out, tangled all together, head on lap (he loves having his head on your lap or in-between your thighs), or even just on top of each other.
EMOTIONAL STUFF:
you both don't like having emotional talks since sometimes it gets awkward. You guys always talk about the latest drama but that doesn't mean you guys do the same with feelings.
You guys rarely talk about feelings, and if you do it never gets in depth, it's usually straight to the point like: "I'm sad", "i got fired", or "i could really use a hug right now"..
Whenever you guys ask for a hug it's your guy's secret code for saying "please distract me, i need you right now", so whenever you ask for a hug you better be ready for Karls movie marathon.
Its so cute oh my god. wait. Whenever you have something stressful happening Karl just texts you random things like; "did you know that the white bubbly stuff in the ocean is whale sperm". Get used to him texting you funny stuff when you're in a bad mood…
this is also super cute! When you isolate your self in your room he messages you things like "I got our movie marathon snacks ready" or "come out, I miss you:("
Whenever your in a stressful situation Karl ends up just texting you "hi". You came to know that you don't need to reply to him, his meaning of that text is just telling you that he's still there for you.
Another thing is not only do you guys not talk about feelings, you don't talk about how much you love eachother. in other words, your not poetic:
Your relationship is almost like a elementary school relationship.
"y/n- i think i have a big hunormous crush on you!"
"No way!! ever since we dated i had-" you then interrupted yourself to say something deeper to show your affection.
"Karl? just know i love you"
"y/n-"
"OOOO is Karl blushing???"
He then just lets out a girly squeal like a school girl that's finding out his crush likes him back.
bro another thing about the relationship thing is that you always tease each other about blushing! Usually Karl is the one getting teased since your sometimes the more dominant one:))
Whenever you guys straight up talk about love for eachother without any secret meanings you both get tons of butterflies.
Since you guys usally don't talk most about this stuff, it leads to needing boundaries which you both are respectful too!
Unless your boundaries are physical affection… maybe you guys wouldn't be a good fit..
EXPERIENCES:
You also have to know that whatever you do with Karl, it will be something fun.
The thing about your relationship is that your never bored. If you both were bored you'd end up moping about how bored y'all are and then end up making jokes from it.
Talking about boredom, most people stay inside when it's cloudy/raining, you guys love running in downpour
(AHEM read this for more info)
Sometimes you guys don't go outside when it's that cold type of weather, but never assume that you guys become bored!
The rainy day beginswith your head on Karl's lap while he reads his comic book he found on his way to Mr beast's wearhouse,
"IM BATMAN" karl randomly says into your ear and starts reading again.
you guys even start playing just dance and old Wii games, which end up being over shortly after you due to you accidentally hitting Karl in the face.
"OW-"
"I'M SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY-"
You go up to him to comfort Karl's poor throbbing head, unaware about what he's about to say next.
"so aggressive and feisty…. that's kinky"
"karl-"
"HUAHAAHUAHHEHE"
Even though Karl has tons of energy-in depressing weather you both decide to chill out and watch anime, cartoon network, or nickelodeon.
Cartoons are an important part of the relationship, for example when sapnap came over…
"What if we watch jungle cruise-" sapnap tried saying but then got interrupted by the couple intensely staring at each other…
Sapnap knew something was up.
"I'm kinda in the mood for an animated movie." Karl suggested it for both of you and you thanked him for that by gently squeezing his hand.
The most popular experience you both have together is late 7-11 runs in PJs.
Every night you guys decide to order an Uber to drive you to the furthest 7-11.
"Why can't you drive" or "why the furthest 7-11" you may ask, well it's because you both want to stick your head out the window and if one of you is driving one of you is missing the fun.
You guys make the trip as far as possible so you both can stare at each other with big goofy smiles and windswept hair blowing in the breeze, all night long.
You both could never get enough of each others company.
Karl loves making handmade gifts for you both, especially matching bracelets!
he loves putting funny matching messages like "Karl's lover" and "y/ns lover" or "peanut butter" and "jelly"
Sometimes the messages could just be something goofy like "what the honk" or "pickles", but they can be as meaningless as ever but everytime you look at your wrist you'd think of the one and only 'Karl Jacobs'
This could fit into the habits category but you guys love doing art for each other. Whenever someone makes art for each other the other puts it on their fridge so it always reminds you of them.
GOOFY HABITS:
the main thing you both have are Habits that are unbreakable which make your relationship the way it is.
there's so many cute little habits, it's crazy.
Karl has tons of reaching habits so you ended up picking up 2 of them: Karl's habit of doing piece signs in pictures, and Karl's habit of covering his mouth while he laughs, for example;
You and Karl were both taking a mirror selfie together and you decided to do the infamous peace sign.
"HEY LOOK WERE TWINNING!"
Another habit that you love is Karls puppy dog eyes!
"Karl no it's 3 am I'm not going to a party"
"Please…" Karl says as he digs his sad puppy dog eyes into your soul.
He knows the tactic, you can never say no to puppy dog eyes.
You guys love each others smiles and laugh. snorting when you both laugh is always contagious, expecially the smiles you give eachother. The cure to a bad day is to see Karl's big goofy smile.
you both LOVE painting eachothers nails. but a habit of you both is always chipped nail polish!
This habit is just cute; him playing with your jewelry.
you sitting and Karl laying on the couch with his head in your lap, not paying attention to the movie but to the bueatiful person above him.
Since he's so caught up into your looks he ends ups having a habit of swatting your dangling necklace. (Almost like a cat)
If you ever wear hoop earrings Karls intrusive thoughts win by him just sticking a finger in them just for fun. he loves doing that whenever he wants attention or he's bored.
Karl isn't the only one who plays with ones jewelry, you do as well. mainly his rings. It could be you laying on his lap or waiting nervously at the doctor's office, you love moving around his rings.
This habit is extremely used; corny dad jokes/ pickup lines, every single second you both have something silly to say;
you both were chomping on some french fries in the car, sinking into the comfortable silence.
"Y/n Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?"
"Wait what I thought they originated in franc-"
"They were cooked in Greece!"
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"KARL!" you dramatically scream as you ran up the stairs meeting him at the top.
"Y/N, LOVE ARE YOU OKAY-"
"NO I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL"
"Baby what happened-"
"I broke my leg falling for you" you said as you winked and fake fainted
but sadly you forgot you both were on top of a stareway so you ended up falling down the stairs, ending up literally breaking your leg.
The next time you both stream you'll have a story to tell.
Another main habit you enjoy is about Karl being nerdy about Pokemon and anime. you love listening to him ramble about his interests.
the last main habit is kind of random but it has to do with energy drink bottles.
if you enter Karl's room you step into a floor covered with monster energy drinks.
habits spice up your guy's relationship since your always waking up and wondering what silly think you guys would do next.
OVERALL;
Karl's and your realationship is unbeatable, you guys are lovers and best friends and it will always stay that way.
other dating hcs
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insomniaruler · 3 days
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More headcanons because yes
- food, food in the worlds of Minecraft is generally strange but there are key tenants to help you understand.
- Stuff that can be quickly crafted, cooked or made from base ingredients (such as wheat instead of flour) is filling in a sense but won’t sustain a players body.
- Stuff that is made with more time, usually made later on in a game, speedrunners actually need to eat more of this type of food because they don’t eat it in their runs.
- there are three types of death, death, perma death and The Endless Sleep. Regular death is simple, the player dies and wakes up where they last slept. Perma death is slightly trickier, a code mechanic that sends players back to the world hub and destroys their world, thus creating hardcore mode. And then There’s The Endless Sleep which is incredibly uncommon and under researched, it’s when a player disappears one day and won’t be found again.
- all the members of Hermitcraft are either looking for something or running from something. For some it’s obvious, Joel looking for a challenge and Grian running from the Watchers. But for others they’re both running and looking for something, like StressMonster who was both looking for a place to live in peace and running from faerie hunters.
On that note:
- StressMonster was a half Fae noble in the spring court, thankfully she was out of the castle visiting family when the first attack came. She fought at first but when one of her wings was cut off with an iron blade she fled the Fae Lands. she learned about the player side of her heritage.
- Jimmy remembers the games in stark detail but thinks no one (not even the victors) remember so he’s just kind of holding onto the fear from the games with nowhere to put it.
- a lot of people can be influenced by the lore magic of smp’s after they’ve concluded, usually it’s small such as Lizzie drinking more water after esmp s1, or Cleo being a little more intrested in history after the wc smp to Kristen gaining the magic and status as a fully fledged death goddess after the dsmp
- the birds™️ of Hermitcraft (False, Grian, Pearl) like to annoy Zedaph because he’s (definitely not) worm man
- pearl doesn’t sleep a lot, she still has the watchers in her head, trying to influence her, she’s weaker when asleep and she’s scared that if they break through they’ll terrorize Hermitcraft
- most players have a ‘chat’ that follows them around, Philza’s crowd, Technoblades voices, etc. etc. Zedaphs is a horde of sentient & autonomous worms on strings that follow him around, almost daily he gets packages from other hermits giving him back his worms because they’re just Everywhere
- Joe’s chat are ghosts that he pulled along with himself by accident, Quinn is a poltergeist who decided that yes. That one is good.
- there’s world simulations where players can go to experience the real world, such as the Japan where YHS was held
- A lot of hermits tend to over work themselves, TFC set up one night a week where he expects the hermits to either be in bed asleep or at his base eating a full dinner together. This tradition started in season 2 when he joined and goes on to this day but now without TFC the hermits rotate hosting weekly. There’s always a candle lit in TFC’s honour at these dinners.
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