I was rewatching lww today as you do and I got to this part:
“To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle.”
And as always an unhinged thought popped up:
If it’s the southern sun, would it like… rise in the south… or maybe set in the south?
Or what other criteria makes this sun southern?
We all know this world is flat and the lamppost is a tree, so really, anything could go
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Peter, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie all died virgins. As far as we know.
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as this time of the year comes around, i would like the publicly thank tolkien for not putting santa claus in lord of the rings.
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pov: you end up in the wrong version of narnia.
so today i found out that this version of the Chronicles of Narnia (Voyage of the Dawn Treader) wasn’t something i hallucinated as a child. i’m not sure what to do with this information.
I mean, it was cheesy and the sfx aged like milk (see bbc budget), but gosh was it charming and sweet.
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The scene where Frodo cries 'For Narnia!' and defeats the Death Eaters with the Avengers in Tirion was truly breathtaking. Best thing Yoda ever wrote.
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Modern Narnia AU where Susan loses her way by self-consciously trying to appear mature, and instead of "nylons and lipstick and invitations" her vices are "chargers and hot chip and bisexuality"
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he suffered a wardrobe incident (went to Narnia)
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Sick of capitalism gonna go die in Christ's discount feudal fursona au
See you weeaboo fucks
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Santa? In my Narnia??.?
It’s more likely than you think.
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Today i heard a kid call The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Lion, the Ice Witch, and the Closet and honestly that rules
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I wonder if the real reason the White Witch hates Christmas is that the start of the Christmas season marks the end of the Halloween season, which means no more handing out Turkish Delight laced with fentanyl
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