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#narnia shitpost
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I was rewatching lww today as you do and I got to this part:
“To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle.”
And as always an unhinged thought popped up:
If it’s the southern sun, would it like… rise in the south… or maybe set in the south?
Or what other criteria makes this sun southern?
We all know this world is flat and the lamppost is a tree, so really, anything could go
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lohlunat · 1 year
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Peter, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie all died virgins. As far as we know.
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entishramblings · 1 year
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as this time of the year comes around, i would like the publicly thank tolkien for not putting santa claus in lord of the rings.
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autumnillustration · 1 year
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pov: you end up in the wrong version of narnia.
so today i found out that this version of the Chronicles of Narnia (Voyage of the Dawn Treader) wasn’t something i hallucinated as a child. i’m not sure what to do with this information.
I mean, it was cheesy and the sfx aged like milk (see bbc budget), but gosh was it charming and sweet.
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bardofthefreaks · 1 month
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when nobody posts anything new in any of ur fandoms so you gotta check tumblr
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sauronnaise · 2 years
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The scene where Frodo cries 'For Narnia!' and defeats the Death Eaters with the Avengers in Tirion was truly breathtaking. Best thing Yoda ever wrote.
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Modern Narnia AU where Susan loses her way by self-consciously trying to appear mature, and instead of "nylons and lipstick and invitations" her vices are "chargers and hot chip and bisexuality"
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hecho-a-mano · 4 months
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he suffered a wardrobe incident (went to Narnia)
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sadcrowcaws · 3 months
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eissibee · 2 months
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Sick of capitalism gonna go die in Christ's discount feudal fursona au
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See you weeaboo fucks
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Lucy Pevensie:
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inazumaneko · 2 years
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Santa? In my Narnia??.?
It’s more likely than you think.
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littlepeninsula · 1 year
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Today i heard a kid call The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Lion, the Ice Witch, and the Closet and honestly that rules
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tachiisms · 1 year
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#on like strictly an ooc basis though i know i haven't been here in a while and randomly just popped on to shitpost#'cause laura's post made me laugh (ty! ily!)#but i'm still mostly over on my other blog. i've had a lot going on and like being with my soft girls right now#and also star wars hasn't really been sparking joy recently and it's been making this dash feel claustrophobic in a way idk how else#to really describe? like it's nothing to do with the actual people or characters on this dash it's more just that it's almost all star wars#if that makes any sense at all?#(which is probably stupid because no one really cares about the muses on my other blog so i'm only playing myself here lmao)#(but idc they make me happy and it's fine that they aren't popular)#but i also find that it can be kind of hard to branch out from star wars to get a wider range to rp with on siri#'cause it's mostly just modern type or crossover type verses#and that's been feeling Hard lately just because of the star wars stuff i just mentioned#but i do have a star wars related project with a friend that'll be...sometime upcoming? so i'm hoping that it will spark the joy again#but for now i'm mostly over on my other blog but since i follow a lot of the same people i sometimes see things and pop over here lol#anywhomst if you're at all interested in sigrid from the hobbit or susan pevensie from narnia (or breha who's also star wars)#(idk i'm not having the same problem with breha as siri probably because she's on the multi? anyway back to the point)#then feel free to go follow my other blog which is @viaminvenia but no pressure!! sigrid and susan don't have star wars verses#ily all you're all so talented and such good writers and just *chef kiss* all over the dash#ooc
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Part two/ five
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I wonder if the real reason the White Witch hates Christmas is that the start of the Christmas season marks the end of the Halloween season, which means no more handing out Turkish Delight laced with fentanyl
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