#incorrect winteriron quotes

[sunnysideprincess]

Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?

Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.

Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.

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[lukas-dusk]

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Tony is trying to play hard to get with Bucky)

Pepper: Bucky Barnes is here to see you.

Tony: Well, tell him I don't wanna see him!

Pepper: He said he wants to take you out to get some food.

Tony: Damnit, Pepper! You told him I like food?!

Pepper: EVERYBODY LIKES FOOD!

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[stxar-pvnk]

I love the trope where everyones inlove with tony and it's like:

Tony: hi guys-

Steve: light of my life

Natasha: I would kill for him

Bruce: I'd..me too.

Clint:..same

Thor: yes the man of iron is very attractive.

Bucky: hah. Id fucking kill you guys AND me. NONE OF US CAN HAVE HIM-

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[cevans-is-classic]

Bucky: You're supposed to be a genius.

Tony: Being smart has never stopped me from being a fucking idiot and you know it.

Bucky: I'm gonna start labeling things in here. Oil. Wires. Lube. Glue.

Tony: 😐😑

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[pandagirl45]

Clint: you and bucky are tucky or bony

Tony:...why did you have to say that

Bucky: then you and Sam are sint or cam

Clint: *critical damage*

Steve: *thinks stodey or rove* I like rove

Everyone: *stares*

Bruce: thruce, sounds like truce is what our enemies should think about next time

Tony: Jesus brucie

Thor: my love is sleepy but I do like thruce. Bhor sounds to similar to another family member

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[kristmkris]

Tony, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bucky , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Steve , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Bruce, trembling: What are we playing

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[buckyusuallytopstony]

Bucky: you know what your problem really is? You’re really hot and no one ever told you to shut your stupid mouth, Stark!

Tony: you think I’m hot?

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[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

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[digglesthedickerfly]

Tony: Would you date a girl who’s stronger than you?

Bucky: No.

Tony: Isn’t that a little shallow of you?

Bucky:

Bucky: Tony, I’m gay.

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[sunnysideprincess]

Natasha: Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.

Tony: What?

Steve: What?

Natasha: What?

Steve: Who did you originally want to hook up with?

Tony: Okay, fine. But please don't be upset. Okay? I was really depressed. And really drunk. I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex. So when I went to your room that night... I was actually looking for Bucky.

Bucky: Yeah, baby!

Steve: *glares*

Bucky: No, baby.

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[lukas-dusk]

Bucky : So you like cats?

Tony : Yeah.

Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(The Avengers knock on Tony’s bedroom door at the compound in the morning, Tony opens it)

The Avengers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(Tony glares at them, and shuts the door)

Rhodey: Tony, c’mon…!

Natasha: Tony, it’s your birthday!

(the door suddenly opens and Bucky is there, wearing pajamas, in place of Tony)

Bucky: …Hey.

Clint(to Nat): Wow, age sure has changed Tony’s look…

(Nat elbows Clint)

Bucky(clears his throat): Tony would like to establish some ground rules before he comes out. He would appreciate if you didn’t use words or phrases like “old” or “downhill”, or “your butt doesn’t sag that much.”

(everybody glares at Clint)

Clint: - Well, it doesn’t!

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[twistedpixie77]

Tony: I want to kiss you.

Bucky, not paying attention: What?

Tony: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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[pandagirl45]

Tony: the amount of times earth has faced ultimate doom, I can't count, I refuse to count, I would like to ask a question to the creatures of over abundance and time. Why?

Steve without missing a beat: because earth sucks *finishes sketching alpine*

Clint: *barks out laughing*

Bucky: *snorts*

Natasha: *chokes on her ice cream*

Tony: you're right *lays down on bucky*

Sam: we can do what Patrick suggested

Tony: tried that

Clint: thor tried it, the gravity yanked it back

Sam: welp *watches a movie*

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[winter-angst]

[texting]

Tony: hi

Bucky: hi

Tony: how’s the new bf

Bucky: I don’t have a bf

Tony: lol I know, just reminding you

Bucky: how are your parents?

Tony: fuck you

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