winter-angst

[winter-angst]

Buying CapriSuns was such a bad idea. Alfredo Potato thinks they’re squeeze ups and get very distressed bc he thinks I’m eating his treats and looks so sad and concerned and I just shemfikdnydje 😭

#personal #alfred the cat

[winter-angst]

[texting]

Jack: I got called racist at McDonald’s today

Brock: omg what?

Jack: I was called a racist McDonald’s

Brock: why??

Jack: bc I was being racist tf 🤷‍♂️

Brock: that’s foul bro 😭

Jack: it is what it is babyyyyy

#hydra husbands #brock rumlow #jack rollins #incorrect quotes

[winter-angst]

Brock: *shows up to work in tight jeans*

Jack, who has never viewed him as anything but his boss: you’re the love of my life, I’ve been searching everywhere for you, marry me

Brock, without deliberation: okay 🥰

#hydra husbands #brock rumlow #jack rollins #incorrect quotes

[winter-angst]

what happened to the metrosexuals? did they vanish?

#personal #🍃 thoughts

[winter-angst]

Brock’s bf: we’re gonna have a problem if you keep harassing my man bro

Jack: if he’s YOUR man why is he in MY DMs begging me to leave him alone??

Brock: 😭

#hydra husbands #brock rumlow #jack rollins #incorrect quotes

[winter-angst]

tell me why my jbl just broke 🥲 off to amazon i guess 🙃 those mf still ain’t send out my package from last week 🤦🏽‍♀️

#personal

[winter-angst]

The only thing worse than paying a bill is the notification you get from your banking app seconds later just rubbing it in 😭

#personal

[winter-angst]

Jack compares Brock to the sunset bc it’s every fucking day with him 😭

#hydra husbands #brock rumlow #jack rollins #just a thought

[winter-angst]

Jack: I’m having trouble with my computer

Brock: have you tried disabling cookies?

Jack: well last Christmas I bit the legs off of a gingerbread man but idk how that’ll help

Brock: sometimes I hate you fr 😭

#hydra husbands #brock rumlow #jack rollins #incorrect quotes

[winter-angst]

#personal #pls help

[winter-angst]

Brock supporting himself during temporary break ups with Jack is INSUFFERABLE. He be sitting there and legit saying shit like, “the sun is alone but it still shines 🙏🏾”. Everyone is grateful when they get back together so Brock can stfu.

#hydra husbands #brock rumlow #jack rollins #just a thought

[winter-angst]

[texting]

Jack: *sends photo of new debit card*

Jack: look, I got the old truck design!

Brock: cool, what does the back look like?

Jack: *sends photo*

(30 mins later)

Jack: omg I think my account got hacked! Someone just made a three hundred dollar purchase

Brock: wow that’s awful

Brock: side note, what’s your mother’s maiden name? Just curious 🤪

#hydra husbands #brock rumlow #jack rollins #incorrect quotes

[winter-angst]

tmw you feel leftout for literally NO REASON 😭

#personal #living up to my username with all this angst

[winter-angst]

You know what I love about Alfredo Potato? He wakes up to my alarm and sits patiently by my head on the bed (he gets in bed with me around 1am from his hammock) and just waits until I wake up and then he bumps his head against my chin and it’s so fucking CUTE I JUST — 😭😭😭

#personal #alfred the cat

[winter-angst]

Brock: 😒

Jack: what now?

Brock: I mean do you not hear me thinking about you?? wtf

Jack: *sighs*

#hydra husbands #brock rumlow #jack rollins #incorrect quotes

[winter-angst]

#twilight

[winter-angst]

Me: can I take your picture?

Alfredo Potato: only if you want to die

#personal #alfred the cat