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lithiumseven · 1 year
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alicentsstark · 10 months
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*Maverick when there's a stupid meeting and Cain is there* Maverick: I'm tired, I'm cranky, and my husband's in Argentina. Let's get this over with.
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Eddie: Buck is a good man, with a good heart. He doesn't hold a grudge.
Taylor:...
Eddie: That's what he has me for.
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“TK: When I lived in New York, I was in this pick up hockey game and I twisted my ankle kind of bad. They called an ambulance and I called the guy I was seeing at the time from the hospital to come pick me up. On the way down, he stopped and met his friends for a beer.
Carlos: He stopped for a beer?
TK: Yes.
Carlos: You called him to pick you up when you were hurt. And he stopped for a beer.
TK: Well he was supposed to meet his friends, he stopped to tell them why he couldn’t.
Carlos: And had a beer.
TK: Yep. But see? You’re better than any of my old boyfriends. There isn’t anything for you to worry about, babe.
Carlos: Hey, TK?
TK: Yeah?
Carlos: I want you to know, that if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.
TK: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a red light”.
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incorrectafcrichmond · 9 months
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Colin: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Jamie Tartt.
Isaac: Really?
Colin: Yes.
Isaac: You accidentally slept with Jamie?
Colin: Yes.
Isaac: Accidentally?
Colin: Yes.
Isaac: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
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incorrectlco · 9 months
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George: What’s going on with you and Lucy?
Lockwood: Nothing.
George: I think you’re wrong.
Lockwood: I think I’m not.
George: I think you’re getting together.
Lockwood: We are not.
George: But you want to.
Lockwood: Yes.
George: I think-
(Silence)
George: Wait, what?
Lockwood: See, sometimes if I slam on the breaks, you run right past.
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incorrectuksies · 2 months
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crutchie: you guys are idiots, you know that?
albert, looking at race: in our defense, we actually did know that.
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crybabycunt · 11 months
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Kate: A week ago, I accidentally slept with Yelena. Clint: Really? Kate: Yes. Clint: You accidentally slept with Yelena? Kate: Yes. Clint: Accidentally? Kate: Yes. Clint: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
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thestarwarslesbian · 9 months
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Fox: I really got to go.
Wolffe: because QOA was in a bike accident.
Fox: Yeah. Wolffe: Tell your friend, QOA, she’s got a funny name. And she should learn to ride a bicycle. Fox: I would but she’s not my friend, she’s my wife; and that’s not her name it’s her title. Wolffe: QOA? Fox: Queen of Alderaan.
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Leo: Are you listening to me?
Mikey: Uh, yes.
Leo: What was the last thing I said?
Mikey: The last thing you said was, "are you listening to me?".
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
*Tim catches Jason sneaking out
Tim: Where are you going?
Jason: I’m going to a bookstore. Want to come?
Tim: An hour with you in a bookstore? Couldn’t you just drop me off the top of the Wayne tower?
Jason: It’s Tuesday, Tim! There’s no reason we can’t do both!
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squash1 · 1 year
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adam: i suppose you can’t blame gansey completely…
gansey *enters*: hi!
adam: this is entirely your fault.
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lithiumseven · 1 year
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*back at the firehouse after a difficult rescue*
Buck: Victory is mine, victory is mine. Great day in the morning, people, victory is mine.
Hen: You good, Buck?
Buck: I drink from the keg of glory, Hen. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!
Chim: It's going to be an unbearable day.
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Pansy: This, right here, is why you have a reputation for being a pain in the ass. Draco: And I've cultivated that reputation.
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incorrect west wing quotes (?/?)
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