Bad guy: I have your boyfriend.
Buck: What?
Bad guy: Your... your boyfriend? Dark hair, grumpy face, looks like he could bench press a-
Buck: Oh, yeah. Hate to tell you this, but, you don't have him, he has you.
Bad guy: Uh...
Buck: Good luck!
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Chimney: Isn't it funny that your baby daddy and your sugar daddy started dating each other?
Eddie: I didn't need reminding but thank you
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Buck in 7x04: You're in his dms but I'm in his will. We are not the same, Kinard.
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Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles
Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:
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Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.
Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.
Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…
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Buck: I'm bi
Eddie: no shit
Buck: I'm also dating Tommy
Eddie: TOMMY'S GAY!?
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Hen: How has coming out been treating you?
Buck: Oh, I don't tell people off the bat that I'm bisexual.
Chim: Why exactly?
Buck: Because I like to wait until they say some homophobic shit, and then I laugh and am like, "You know I'm bisexual, right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Tommy and Eddie: That's so hot.
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BUCK: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we two supposedly straight firefighters who are raising a child together? Who knows.
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Nurse: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Buckley at this time-
Eddie: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.
Buck, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.
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Oliver: The audience loves these two characters and we appreciate that. Right, Ryan?
Ryan: They're gonna fuck this season
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Eddie: Tommy is a cool guy, like he's really awes-
Buck: Tommy kissed me
Eddie:
Buck:
Eddie: Tommy is a dead man. I hope he sleeps with one eye open.
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911 + Text Posts pt215/?
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