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#incorrect my chemical romance quotes
release-the-mccracken · 2 months
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Party: Here, let me try some makeup on you. Ghoul: Cruelty free? Party: Oh, yes. I'll be very gentle.
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xx-emoidiot-xx · 1 year
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Incorrect MCR Quote #145
Mikey: Well, they do say curiosity killed the cat.
Gerard: Yes, but satisfaction brought it back. So, Frank, we should in fact go see if this thing can catch fire.
Mikey: You’re a bad influence.
Ray, holding a lighter and a can of gasoline: And you don’t know your sayings!
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incorrectbatfam · 24 days
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Bruce: There he is, my sweet baby.
Jason, holding a cigarette and beer: What?
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tsukii0002 · 11 days
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Simeon: Although, judging by these costumes, perhaps a marching band would be more appropriate.
Mc: …
Diavolo: Mc?
Mc: When I was a young boy, my father….
Simeon: Wha-
Mc: Took me into the city to see a marching band~
Diavolo: What a nice father.
Lucifer: I don't think that happened Diavolo.
Mc: *clenching their fists* He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
Simeon: Eeem…
Mc: He said: Will you defeat them*motivating themself* Your demons *pointing to Lucifer and the others*, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?!!!!
Lucifer: Mc, get down from the table.
Mc: "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom *putting their hand on their chest* to lead you in the summer~
Barbatos: *smiling* Oh my.
Mc: *falling dramatically to their knees with tears in their eyes* TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!
Lucifer: *sighing* At least they're motivated.
Simeon: *chuckling*
Barbatos: They seems to take it very seriously.
Diavolo: I knew Mc would be perfect for this role :D.
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It was the first thing I thought of when I started with the event and I have not been able to get it out of my head xd
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weepingcashbandit · 2 years
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Danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys:
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kebuyo · 8 months
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Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?
Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.
Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!
Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!
Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!
Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫
Cherry:
Joe: Never lie again.
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frankieroslesbian · 4 months
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The "Oh baby, here comes the sound" at the start of Give 'Em Hell, Kid was actually put there for those of us with sensory issues relating to noise as a warning so that we won't be frightened when the sound does in fact come
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basment-bunni · 2 months
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Do you remember when rain didn't sting? Do you remember gentle sunny days? Do you remember money? What was life like before the War?
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enby-at-the-pyschward · 2 months
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Frank:I feel like Gerard is looking down on me.
Ray:That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.
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blood-injections · 1 year
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I think this might officially be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made.
Also have a bonus Kobra
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faggyv4mpire · 7 months
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me: *I build a time machine and step on an ant* *the timeline* the chemical academy (luther, diego, allison, gerard, five, mikey, vanya/victor) five: I'm gonna write a comic about a band of 4 men with mental trauma and superpowers :D *creates my umbrella romance (klaus, frank, mikey and ray)* klaus: hi, I'm the lead singer of my umbrella romance and can I see ghosts frank: hi, I'm frank hargreeves and I teleport... ray: hi, I have super strength, i can play the guitar ben: I'm an octopus *plays the bass*
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release-the-mccracken · 3 months
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Gerard: It's terrible to die without a will! It's not even that great to die with one. I'm glad I've got my affairs in order. Mikey! You wanna know what I'm leaving you? Mikey: Can I um just be surprised on the day? Gerard: It's not Christmas, Mikey. Geez.
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xx-emoidiot-xx · 2 years
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Incorrect MCR Quote #125 (feat. Bert McCracken)
Gerard: So we’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Bert will and will not eat.
Frank: Grass? Yes!
Gerard: Moss? Yes!
Frank: Leaves? Oh, yes!
Gerard: Shoelaces? Strange, but yes!
Frank: Worms? Usually!
Gerard: Twigs? Usually!
Frank: Rocks? Not usually but sometimes.
Gerard: Anything I’ve cooked? Inconclusive!
Ray: How...how did you test this?
Frank: All you have to do is hand him stuff and say “eat it”, then see if he does or not. If he eats it, he eats it.
Ray: I have no idea how I feel about this.
Mikey: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SHOELACES HAVE BEEN GOING???
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ghostinthez0nes · 10 months
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*on a roof*
Party: The sunset is so pretty up here 🩷
Ghoul: …do you think a fall from this hight would kill me?
Party: …this was supposed to be romantic.
Ghoul: Answer the question.
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ms-nesbit · 1 year
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[jason listening to three cheers for sweet revenge on his bike]
dick: yk i thought youd be more of a i brought you my bullets kinda guy
tim: yea me too
jason: ...
jason: you stole my vinyl and now its worth like 80 dollars on ebay
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you-cant-be-sirius · 10 months
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Peter: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Sirius: My life is a little too much fall out and not enough boy.
James: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Remus: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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