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#incorrect mcr quotes
enby-at-the-pyschward · 15 hours
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Ray:I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested,let alone gotten a felony yet.
Frank:Nat 20 Charisma.
Ray:That is NOT how that works-
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frankieroslesbian · 3 months
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The "Oh baby, here comes the sound" at the start of Give 'Em Hell, Kid was actually put there for those of us with sensory issues relating to noise as a warning so that we won't be frightened when the sound does in fact come
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Party: Here, let me try some makeup on you. Ghoul: Cruelty free? Party: Oh, yes. I'll be very gentle.
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My Chemical Romance
Mikey, entering the room: sighs Oh good, you're not busy.
Gerard, applying clown makeup: Actually, Mikey, I am busy...
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killjoys-never-die · 1 year
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Frank: Help! I’m drowning!
Gerard: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Frank: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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xx-emoidiot-xx · 1 year
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Incorrect MCR Quote #145
Mikey: Well, they do say curiosity killed the cat.
Gerard: Yes, but satisfaction brought it back. So, Frank, we should in fact go see if this thing can catch fire.
Mikey: You’re a bad influence.
Ray, holding a lighter and a can of gasoline: And you don’t know your sayings!
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My Chemical Romance will claim they're not an emo band and then drop a song on Friday the 13th after a 9 years long hiatus please-
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4l1t3r4lm355 · 1 year
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the only romance i REALLY want to see on the media is the gay chemicals
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mortallyfamousyaya · 2 years
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mikey: Where are you going?
gerard: Hell, eventually.
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jinxarcane0425 · 1 year
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Gerard: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Frank: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ray?
Ray: Probably “road work ahead”.
Mikey: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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badass-pyjamas · 2 years
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MCR INCORRECT QUOTES
Headcanon
in a mcr van wasnt much space so all of their clothes were in one place, some locker or something (they havent got many clothes anyway). but after concerts on tours they were really tired so they would simply change, leave their clothes on the motherfuckin floor and go to bed. in morning they havent got any time so they would grab a random shirt and pants (gerard has even said that "he doesnt relly care abt clothes, when he wokes up he just grabs something from the floor") and just go perform. so they were actually sharing clothes.
The quote
g: heyyy mikey thats my shirt
m: oh fuck off, frank stole MY joy division shirt
f: ITS NICE AND DOESNT STINK THAT MUCH. MINES ARE ALL DIRTY
r: stop fighting, i have enough shirts for all of you. and you can just do the laundry frank, like the adULT YOU ARE
But at the end of the day, ray was lending everyone his shirts bc frank cant do the laundry.
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(photos just to picture headcanon, dunno if its the same shirt)
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Frank:I feel like Gerard is looking down on me.
Ray:That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.
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scene-kid-crim · 2 years
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jet: hey, party, what's your body count?
poison: uhhh like 115
jet: what?! jesus christ!!
poison:
poison: wait- are we talking about how many people we've slept with?!?
jet: yes! what did you think it was?
poison: nothing! :)
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release-the-mccracken · 2 months
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Gerard: It's terrible to die without a will! It's not even that great to die with one. I'm glad I've got my affairs in order. Mikey! You wanna know what I'm leaving you? Mikey: Can I um just be surprised on the day? Gerard: It's not Christmas, Mikey. Geez.
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Ray, walking into the bathroom, noticing Frank sitting in the bathtub: “what are you doing?”
Frank: “hiding.”
Ray: “why are you hiding?”
Frank: [shudders] “we’re out of coffee.”
Ray: “….”
Ray: “…oh no-“
[unearthly screeching can be heard from the other room as both Mikey and Gerard realize that alas there is no coffee]
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killjoys-never-die · 1 year
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Gerard: Pick a card, any card.
Frank: Fine.
Gerard: Wait, that's my credit card!
Frank: You said any card.
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