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Mikey:You spent all our money on THIS??
Ray,putting tiny raincoats on ducklings:They live outside.They need this.
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Geoff:Truth or dare?
Awsten:Truth.
Geoff:How many hours have you slept this week?
Awsten:
Awsten:Dare.
Geoff:Go to sleep.
Awsten:I don't like this game.
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Tyler:As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything,I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Frank:Are you busy?
Mikey:Yes.
Frank:Cool,listen to this.
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Jack:I think this might be a bad idea...
Alex:Don't start thinking on me now!
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Awsten:I'm so tired of this life.
Awsten:I want to be a roomba.
Awsten:I want knives taped to me.
Awsten:And I want to be set loose.
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Vegan:What’s sexting?
Oliver:I'm not having this conversation with you.
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Alex:Oh,here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Zack:That’s not an award,it’s an angry letter from the venue.
Alex,hanging it on the wall:Well,it has the word‘most’in it,so I’m calling it an award!
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Awsten:Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
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Pete:You know what’s funny about Patrick?
Pete:He's my best friend,and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder,probably.
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Mark:Isn’t it a bit dangerous?
Tom:Mark,please.We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Mark:
Tom:Okay,we sometimes escape unhurt.
Mark:
Tom:Alright,we escaped unhurt once...Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
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Steve:You three,explain right now.
Brian:It was Dylan.
Gabe:It was Dylan.
Eric:It was Dylan.
Dylan:
Dylan:Fuck.
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*Geoff holding Rory*
Awsten:Oh God,I can’t believe one of us actually has one of those.
Otto:I know,I still am one of those.
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Jaime:Do you ever think?
Jaime:Because I do not.
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Vinny:Look,I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—
Chris:That's because your too short to do so.
Vinny:
Vinny:Listen here you fucking—
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