kobra: my "won't speak until i'm spoken to" game is too strong.
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Ghoul: Would you punch your best friend in the face for ten thousand dollars?
Kobra: I'd roundhouse kick you through a wall for free
Ghoul: (tears in his eyes) I'm your best friend??
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Kobra; yeah party actually chose his name so that when it’s shortened it would be PP
party: I did not!
ghoul, walking past: it’s true I heard him say it
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Fun Ghoul: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Party Poison: Sure!
Party Poison: Whats your favorite color?
Fun Ghoul, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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Fun Ghoul: How come Party Poison always drives? They're not even that good of a driver!
Party Poison: I get to drive the Trans Am because I Am Trans
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ghoul: whatcha up to?
kobra: sleeping.
ghoul: oh cool, what about later?
kobra: sleeping.
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incorrect killjoy quotes
ghoul: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
ghoul: *gets a text* Oh! It’s jet.
party, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
ghoul: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
party: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
ghoul: You wanted fake blood?
party:
ghoul: I’ll go call jet.
party: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
ghoul: What baby?
party, crying a bit: Me.
show pony: Happy birthday party! I'm your gift!
party, whispering to cherri: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep them?
kobra: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
the girl: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
party: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
jet: What was the color called before then?
ghoul: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
kobra: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
show pony: Forty five seconds?!?
kobra: No! I said four TO five seconds.
show pony, hugging kobra: Too late.
party: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
party: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
cherri: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
kobra: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
jet: We call that a traumatic experience.
jet, turning to show pony: Not a "bruh moment".
jet, turning to ghoul: Not "sadge".
jet, turning to party: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
cherri: Are you a painting?
kobra: What-?
cherri: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
ghoul: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
cherri, trying to impress kobra: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
show pony: They turned it off and back on again.
jet: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
jet: Anyways, you said ghoul is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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Poison (staring at Ghoul): I don't know, there's just something about him
*Goul standing proudly waist deep in a hole he just dug with his bare hands*
Kobra: I mean... That "something" is probably adhd, but whatever you say Poison
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Party Poison, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Fun Ghoul: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Poison: Ohhhh-
Kobra Kid: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Korse: Killjoys hate the sand, but they hate the city.
Ghoul: Sand is gross, but mind control is grosser. Hope that helps!
Korse: Think of it as assisted happiness.
Ghoul: Assisted happiness is what I feel when I suck my girlfriend's dick.
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Ghoul, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Ghoul, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Ghoul: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
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