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kobra: hey, i thought your new year's resolution was to stop eating sandwiches in the bathroom. party: but it's not midnight yet! i still have time to enjoy this!

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ghoul: i want to give a snake legs. just to see what happens

jet: i- don't know if that's a good idea

ghoul: oh, like you'd never tamper with the delicately balanced yet awesome power of nature

kobra: a lizard. what you're referring to is a lizard.

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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

#tbh this could be any of them

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remember to pay attention to me btw. remember to pay attention and to be in love with me. btw. right now

#party

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The girl: you can eat anything you just might not live to see the after taste

Ghoul (may or may not be high): ...

Ghoul (ok he's 100% high): what

honestly he'd probably have the same reaction while sober (at least at first)

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party: that was the last of my m&ms! how could you do this to me?! i am your WIFE!!

ghoul: since when?

party: that's not important-

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kobra: my "won't speak until i'm spoken to" game is too strong.

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ghoul: whatcha up to?

kobra: sleeping.

ghoul: oh cool, what about later?

kobra: sleeping.

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kobra: why do we always see cow skulls in the desert? i've never seen a cow here once. have you ever seen a cow?

jet: no, but-

kobra: and why do you only ever see the skull? did the body die somewhere else?? it makes no sense.

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party: why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

ghoul: good luck trying to return me without a receipt!

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ghoul: shut up and wipe that smirk off your face before i do it myself!

party: oh yeah? well why don't you come over and do it with your lips?

ghoul: what

party: what

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kobra: hey, what's up.

ghoul: the sky :)

kobra: your death is imminent.

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kobra definitely has a furby. it doesn't have any batteries tho

#furby enjoyers feel free to reblog with the most kobra-esque furbies you can find #op #the killjoys are not mcr #kobra kid

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kobra: if you tickle me, i am not responsible for your injuries.

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you are not a real witchfucker the Witch doesnt even recognise your mask youve never had a level 3 death you dont even post on wednesdays youll never pull that old woman

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ID: tags from tumblr user discount-oranges. the tags are as follows.

ghoul: you could be dead! :D

kobra: no that would be better than this.

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jet: hey, cheer up! things could be worse, you know

kobra: how?

jet: how what?

kobra: how could they be worse?

jet: well, it could... ah... i don't know, just trust me on this one

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