#killjoy headcanons

[the-girl-from-danger-days]

PSA FOR EVERYONE!!

My name is girl or if you're talking about me it's the girl, not motor baby, not missile kid I'm girl

(ik it's not a real name but Dr. D's not even a real doctor)

#danger days #killjoys #my chemical romance #killjoy headcanons

[starstoldmeso]

my favourite thing about danger days is that you can slap any set of pronouns onto any character and be correct.

#danger days #killjoys #ttlotfk #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days hc #danger days headcanons #killjoy headcanons #kobra kid #party poison #jet star #fun ghoul

[iusedtomakeoutwithvampires]

(@insanityinabigcloaktrynaacthuman) I'm literally fun ghoul wdym

#danger days #fun ghoul #party poison #kobra kid #jet star #killjoys #killjoy headcanons

[ghostinthez0nes]

Kobra Kid Headcanons lets go

Likes tight clothing, makes him feel more secure and safe.

Will teach you karate if you bribe him enough, but it takes a’lot of bribing.

Doesn’t really care about gender or pronouns, but likes xe/xer pronouns because they sound cool.

Touch his hair and he’ll bite your hand.

Motorbike stunts for days.

A short fuse but a master at keeping cool. When he’s really pissed tho someone will get their teeth knocked in.

Doesn’t admit it but relies heavily on Party to keep his head above water.

Prefers driving around at night when it’s quieter and less bright.

Loves sweet and spicy food, bonus points if its both.

Becomes aggressive when overwhelmed and scared.

Loves sunrises. He will sometimes stay up all night just so he can watch the sun come up early in the morning.

Party helped make his helmet, they’re to thank for the paint job.

Keeps a little dino keychain in his pocket at all times.

Has horrible tan lines from wearing his sunglasses too long in the sun.

Flappy hands and stompy feet when excited.

Light sensitive, thus the sunglasses. Wears them indoors and at night too.

The most anxious around injuries, he doesn’t like blood.

Snorts when he laughs.

Loves the desert and the freedom that comes with it.

Has a very keen sense of smell and is very good at figuring out where the smell is coming from.

Knows sign language and uses it instead of speaking to communicate sometimes.

Absolutely HATES powerpup but forces himself to eat it if theres nothing else even if it makes him sick. Party tries really hard to look for other kinds of food when going on supply runs so his poor brother can eat.

Chews on the straps of his leather gloves when anxious.

Really likes bubbles.

Sleeps in his jacket for security.

A troublemaker with Ghoul and always finds ways to pull off stupid shit with him.

Likes Michael Bay movies.

Hardly ever cries, but when he does it’s cathartic. The others need to intervene because he chokes up while he’s heaving.

Prefers comics over books, he likes looking at pictures better.

Only the girl is allowed to doodle on his bike, if the others try he will deck them.

Most terrified of being captured by Bli, he doesn’t ever want to go back to the city.

Can play the harmonica really well.

Loves old and broken technology because he thinks its cool and likes to fix things.

Teaches the others to read, especially Jet and Ghoul. Ghoul can read but has dyslexia, Jet never really learned how to read properly at all.

Will try to pet any reptile he sees, even if its venomous or poisonous.

Can sleep sitting up, the others sometimes need to do a double take and check if he’s awake or not since he always wears sunglasses.

Obsessed with VHS tapes and has a collection of them with god knows what on them.

Freezes when panicking, will stay in shock at something until someone needs to move him.

Likes close range combat so he can show off his karate skills.

Instead of cussing in an argument he’ll just look at someone like they’re stupid.

Makes action figures for the girl out of spare parts, responsible for all of her robot toys.

Takes AGES to do his hair, hence why he wants no one to touch it.

If he’s not in his room at night, he’s on the diner roof watching the stars.

When the girl was a toddler, she would call him Kobi instead of Kobra.

Has a wide vocabulary due to being educated in the city, but refuses to use it.

Lost a tooth after an accident on the crash track, he gave it to Ghoul who turned it into a pendant.

#kobra kid is the brother we all wish we had #posts from the zones #zone posting #danger days #danger days era #danger days: the truest lives of the fabulous killjoys #ttlotfk #mcr danger days #fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous four #kobra kid headcanons #killjoy headcanons #danger days headcanons #mcr #mcr tag #my chemical romance #kobra kid #party poison #fun ghoul #jet star #the killjoys are not mcr #killjoy tumblr

[blood-injections]

This but it’s killjoys and it’s between two phone poles or something this is such a zones thing

#killjoy headcanons #killjoy headcanon #danger days #my chemical romance #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #mcr #mcr danger days #danger days headcannons #killjoys #ttlotfk #the fab four #the fabulous four #fun ghoul #jet star #kobra kid #party poison

[vinyls-and-valentines]

There are some jawless corpses somewhere in a recycling factory beneath Battery City who really really hate Fun Ghoul, but at least he mostly knows how to responisbly use explosives nowadays!..Mostly...

#fun fact! the fab four are actually less scary together than apart! second fun fact! despite not using incendiary devices and such much #demolition is still fun ghoul's area of expertise as a runner. including delayed fuse reactions :) #danger days #fun ghoul #killjoy headcanons #headcanons #killjoys #ttlotfk

[cartoonpigeon]

some killjoy hcs/rambles :3

big fan of the HC that Ghoul has hearing loss like. look at that fella and tell me he has any sense of safety precautions

i also think he knows how to shoot his raygun and obviously has his explosives but if a fight ever becomes close range she just starts Biting

and that fucker can bite HARD he has dogshit dental heath (but that's pretty much a given if you live in the zones, i think) but his bite is so strong he often would rather use his teeth than scissors

also playing around (like. considering) with the hc of him being bigender? idk, thinking about that

cause i hc him as being raised in the zones + his crew died when he was young, i think he doesn't really have like. a strong idea of binary sex/gender/sexuality? like, i feel like labeling people is mostly a City concept, and killjoys just do whatever (although some killjoys do label themselves, it's just not an often occurrence)

SPEAKING OF THE CITY!!! i think Party and Kobra where both raised there and escaped together

Party realized they were NB and probably some flavor of queer when they were pretty young and tried to repress it at first, but that's obviously not health so it lead to them having really shit metal health/had a mental health crisis, but eventually they told Kobra and he tries to give them advice/ just be someone for Party to talk too

i also think they stopped talking their pills pretty young (like, i think Party stopped around puberty? so 10ish) and Kobra stopped a bit before Party came out to him (which is why he didn't report them and was able to help them)

Party's queerness is kinda what led to them leaving the city (i think there also may have been a confrontation with their parents that narrowed down their options to either running away or getting turned over for "reprogramming" but hey ho)

i think they would've met Jet Star and his crew pretty soon after them leaving the city, and they helped them to get to Dr. D

Jet couldn't convince the crew to let Party and Kobra stay any longer so they parted ways there

i actually don't have many Jet specific hcs other than that his eye patch is probably either due to an accident Ghoul caused or due to a clap with a drac

i think about a year after meeting Party & Kobra he leaves his own crew to go form his own/traverse the desert

which kinda leads to a general killjoy hc that they tend to be in crew with their families till they leave to form/find their own at around 15-20 (although some killjoys do stay in their original family crew)

there's probably zone-wide gatherings/parties where a tone of killjoys meet up to relax and have a good time

i flip flop between Party and Ghoul meeting at one of these and them meeting in some abandoned area while Party's doing a supply run

Ghoul speaks Afrikaans because i said so :3 (don't ask how it makes sense in canon - it doesn't really)

He reverts back to speaking it when angry/feeling very strong emotions (although it tends to be very choppy cause although speaking afrikaans is like his coping mechanism, he wasn't taught much of it by his family before they died)

I think she'd try to teach the other killjoys at some point cause it'd make communication easier, but Party's the only one who's remotely good at it cause they're the only other person in the group who can roll their r's

Party & Kobra r very shocked when they learn that other languages is a thing like. at all. cause growing up in the city they wouldn't have been taught that other languages r like. a thing ++ they would kinda also be taught at the same time that "everyone only speaking english is better cause then there's no error in communication ^_^" or something like that

idk whether or not i want Ghoul to be the reason they find this out… it'd definitely make for a good fic idea

like I said, I hc Ghoul as having bad dental health, but I think that also applies to Jet

Party and Kobra's good dental health is actually pretty unusual -- people tend to be able to tell they're from the city because of it

I also think they all have some kinda acne/acne scarring

for Party (and to a lesser extent, Kobra) it was a (bad) way to cope with the stress and anxiety of living in the city, and it became a habit that's still very hard for them to break

for Ghoul and Jet i think it's more a background thing they've never thought too hard on? like, oh there's red spots on my face now and some of them hurt? slay /pos

#sorry if the name colours are irritating/distracting it just helps me read large pieces of text #i'm insane about these fellas #sorry there's very few Kobra/Jet specific hcs i'm still pondering those #anyways yeah :333 #might start writing my own fanfic cause of them #ttlotfk #ddttlotfk #killjoy headcanons #party poison #jet star #kobra kid #fun ghoul #danger days #the fabulous killjoys #cart's rambles #cart's word vomit #a lot of this is just projection but hey ho

[fearandregret]

i’m sure somebody’s already said this but. the mad gear is the band the killjoys listen to right? and on the album cover the backing text says dead pegasus. and party poisons jacket says dead pegasus. so, did mad gear put that on the album cover for party, OR, is partys jacket mad gear merch

#mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro #my chem #frank iero #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days #killjoys #the killjoys #jet star #party poison #kobra kid #fun ghoul #choosing to believe party’s just wearing merch #killjoy headcanons #party poision headcannon

[itsonlyteenagewasteland]

to all the people who headcanon fun ghoul as hard of hearing:

as a hard of hearing girlie, i would very much like to kiss you on the mouth

#it just makes so much sense #and i love me some hoh representation #im so used to getting literal crumbs #danger days #fun ghoul #mcr #my chemical romance #ray toro #mikey way #gerard way #killjoy headcanons

[divinegrey]

VALORANT VOICELINE HEADCANONS, PT. 2

JETT, KILLJOY, NEON

welcome to part 2 of the headcanons! i hope everyone had a wonderful thanksgiving (if you celebrate it, but fuck christopher columbus) and to the rest who don't, i love you all. onward!

warnings: game accurate references to violence

JETT

Match Start — "Oh, we've got you and I on the same team? This'll be a breeze! Let's get 'em!"

Round Start — "Don't get lost in my dust!" OR — "They're toast! Let's smoke them out!"

Commend — "With you on our side, we're definitely winning. Keep it up!"

You Clutch — "Woo! Show them how it's done, babe!"

You Successfully Defuse — "Faster than the wind! You had it in the bag from the start!"

You Get Resurrected — "Phew! We lost you for a second there. Next time, let me take the bullets, yeah?"

You Get Match MVP — "Damn! Gotta try harder next time to keep up with you!"

KILLJOY

Match Start — "Two geniuses on the same side. They have no idea what's coming for them!"

Round Start — "I'll protect you! Just... from all the way back here. Don't get trapped by my bots." OR — "Take one of my swarm grenades with you! Just don't push the red button. That causes it to immediately explode."

Commend — "Easy! They're trying so hard to win, but you keep striking them down! Keep at it!"

You Clutch — "That was an ingenious strategy move! Good thing I caught it on tape! What? My turret has a camera for a reason!"

You Ace — "I should've predicted this! Wonderful performance!"

You Kill Your Omega Counterpart — "Ha ha! We all know you're the better one anyway!"

You Get Resurrected — "Meine liebe? Oh, thank goodness! Please, next time, let me protect you!"

NEON

Match Start — "I've got the speed, you've got the brains. I'll keep you safe!"

Round Start — "So! You, me, dinner date after we get rid of these bozos? I've got some mean adobo I want to make for you!"

You Kill Neon's Omega Counterpart — "Whoa! Guess she wasn't prepared for you! Can't say I won't miss her."

You Successfully Defuse — "Guess all those tricks I've been showing ya have worked! What can I say, fast fingers make for quick defuses!"

You Assist on Neon's Kill — "Thanks for the help, mahal! Now go get 'em!"

You Ace — "I thought I was the one who moved fast! Guess I gotta keep up to you now!"

Match Won — "Finally! You did great, mahal! Race you back to the Vulture!" OR — "That was easy. Guess they gave up when they saw you and I against them. Let's get some grub! I'm hungry!"

~~~~~ A/N: thanks for reading! I'll finish up the rest of the valorant ladies soon! If you want me to do the men as well, be sure to tell me who in my inbox (i know it says it's closed, but do it anyway!)

#jett x reader #killjoy x reader #neon x reader #jett #killjoy #neon #jett valorant #killjoy valorant #neon valorant #jett headcanons #killjoy headcanons #neon headcanons #valorant x reader #valorant imagines #valorant fanfiction #valorant headcanons #valorant

[the-girl-from-danger-days]

Fun Fact: killjoys can't actually drive they just think they can

#danger days #killjoys #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #emo #killjoy headcanons

[starstoldmeso]

we all love a good desert-born jet star but give me REAL desert-born jet star. give me jet star who uses so much zone slang, the ex city kids can barely understand what she’s saying. give me jet star who never learned how to read. give me jet star without any understanding of domestic life. give me mannerless jet star. give me jet star who can hit any target with her gun in either hand but can barely hold a pencil. give me climatized jet star who can’t handle anything cold. give me jet star getting culture shocked when she has to go into the city with poison ghoul and kobra to save the girl. give me protector jet star who’s been fighting for her family since she learned how to walk. give me real. born and raised in the desert. wild animal. killjoy. jet star!!!

#yes i’m writing something with all of these headcanons in it #stay tuned #danger days #killjoys #ttlotfk #jet star #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #killjoy headcanons #killjoys hc #killjoys fanfic #danger days headcanons

[iusedtomakeoutwithvampires]

my sleep schedule is horrible but i can't sleep battery city needs me

#i'm dying #danger days #fun ghoul #party poison #kobra kid #jet star #killjoys #killjoy headcanons

[ghostinthez0nes]

Some lil Fabulous Four Headcanons for the soul

The quickest way to put a smile on Kobra’s face is to give him anything shiny. It has to be VERY shiny.

Party fucking WORSHIPS Britney Spears.

Ghoul is the best at doing graphic eyeliner. He does the girl’s a’lot and they almost always match.

The crew steal each other’s EVERYTHING and it’s near impossible to find anything useful in the diner without asking everybody where it is. Sometimes nobody knows either.

Jet really loves bugs. Especially beetles. When he finds a cool bug he gets so excited he giggles like a little girl and just stares at it until someone has to pull him away.

Ghoul likes to steal Party’s socks simply out of spite just to annoy them. He purposefully only takes one of each pair too. Everyone can hear Party’s constant screaming about “mY mOtHErfUCKinG sOckS” throughout the diner.

Kobra likes collecting bottle caps. He has so many that he could make a suit of armor out of them.

Party has an oral fixation and bites things at random, this could be anything from pencils and collars to Ghoul. They bite Ghoul a’lot.

Ghoul once tried snorting popping candy, nobody wants to talk about what happened afterwards.

Party owns a shit ton of heels and constantly falls into shit and twists their ankles when strutting around, that’s not going to stop them from wearing heels though.

When it’s cold at night and they’re all at the diner, they huddle together and sleep in a pile. Ghoul is always in the middle.

Jet is the best hairstylist and does everyone’s hair if they ask. He can do a’lot of elaborate shit and everybody is fucking astounded with how good he is.

Kobra can breakdance. Nobody knows this except Party, but he can.

At times when Party is sad, he makes little origami paper stars out of any paper he can find. He’s made a shit ton of them. He gives them to Jet because he really likes them.

Jet has an affinity for collecting cool cups and mugs. He thinks they’re neat.

When they’re bored and both at the diner, Kobra and Ghoul like to play hide and seek. Kobra’s really good at it and often falls asleep in his hiding spot, when Ghoul can’t find him he makes a shit ton of noise to get Kobra to show himself because Ghoul knows damn well he feel asleep.

Ghoul and Jet once tried to go sand boarding (basically snowboarding but with the fucking sand), it didn’t end well and they were both washing sand out of their hair for weeks.

Party is a god at knitting and has knitted a shit ton of blankets and jumpers for everyone, they sometimes drive around and gives them to joy’s that need them for cheap.

#i love all of them too much #posts from the zones #zone posting #killjoy headcanons #ttlotfk #ddttlotfk #the fabulous four #the fabulous killjoys #fabulous killjoys #danger days headcanons #mcr danger days #danger days era #danger days #danger days: the truest lives of the fabulous killjoys #mcr #my chemical romance #mcr tag #party poison #fun ghoul #jet star #kobra kid #the killjoys are not mcr

[blood-injections]

Danger days killjoy club ass vibe. Get there by entering the most unassuming looking abandoned building ever go down a flight of stairs then boom. Gayass ball pit party room

#forgot what this place is irl it’s a cool ass looking bar tho #my chemical romance #danger days #ttlotfk #mcr danger days #killjoys #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #mcr #party poison #fun ghoul #kobra kid #jet star #killjoy headcanons #danger days headcanons

[xxalexislost19xx]

Kobra Kid headcannon that has been floating around in my brain for a bit:

So we all know that out of the Fab 4 Jet Star, the default caregiver of the group. He breaks up arguments/ fights, keeps everyone nourished and functioning, and basically just keeps his three comrads from dying at the hand of their own stupidity. It is also thought that Star is the medic of the group, but he is not and would probably be the worst out of the four. It is rather Kobra Kid who is responsible for the patching up and healing aspect of their operation, and this is for multiple reasons. Firstly, everyone else would be absolutely horrible at the job. Star has an innate fear and dislike of seeing other people's blood. His caring nature makes it really difficult for him to see others hurting. He can usually cope when it comes to pseudo-battles with BL, but once the adrenaline of the fight is worn off, if he sees blood, he will faint. Of course, poison and Goul can barely be considered as they are typically the ones with the worst and most frequent injuries. That leaves Kid to mend his haphazard companions. Secondly, he is just REALLY fucking good at it. His quiet nature means that he is intuitive af and can tell exactly where and how someone is hurt before they can even tell him, and it doesn't matter how good someone is at hiding pain, he can smell it from a mile away. His hands are ridiculously steady, and his bedside manner is 100000% en pointe. Despite his signature awkwardness, when it comes to doctoring people, he can start a conversation about anything and get you invested enough that you forget you're in pain. He's practically a legend throughout the zones, and Killjoys from all over will come specifically to see him.

#this is bad im sorry #killjoy headcanons #killjoys #danger days #kobra kid #jet star #party poison #fun ghoul #my chemical romance #mcr