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ryemiffie · 6 hours

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Stuff from my day turned into batfam incorrect quotes for yours:

Batman: You know, sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who is still affected by your death.

Jason: Yeah ya' know, I kinda feel like that too, especially considering I am literally still alive.

Batman: Yeah but you weren't.

Jason: Yeah but I am now, soo, why can't you just tell your brain that? Just delete the truama, it's not like you need it anymore.

Batman: ...

Batman: Thank you Jason that is really constructive and solid advice.

Jason: You're welcome.

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jasonsthunderthighs · 1 year

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Jason: Hey, hey, B. Look at me.

Bruce: *Turns around to face Jason*

Jason: Bitch.

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kuebiko-kei · 2 years

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Stephanie after being scolded by Batman, again

Steph, storming out of the cave: God! He’s such a dick!

Jason, walking by: Actually, he’s a Bruce.

Dick, rocking back in a chair and waving: I’m a Dick! :)

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Jason: *sends a voice message*

Bruce, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Jason: Oh don't worry about it!

[later]

Bruce: *presses play*

Jason's recorded message: BRUCE, THERE'S A F*CKING FIRE IN THE MANOR AND–

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just-lost-inbetween-worlds · 10 months

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Damian, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Bruce: …

Bruce: What’s in the box?

Damian: What woul-

Bruce: Damian, what’s in the box?

Damian: I think you know.

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heavenlyangeliq · 1 month

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Batman “You became Just as bad as he was when you killed him”

Red Hood “You did it first when you spared him and let him kill much MUCH more than I just did. You let so many people die because you couldn’t kill one. I saved God knows how many people by killing one, and that I can live with.”

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bluejay-the-geek · 11 months

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Ancient

Damian, picking a Gray Ghost CD up: This looks ancient.

Bruce, reading the date on it: What? No, Its only-

Bruce: 30 YEARS OLD?!?

Bruce: I remember seeing this in theaters...

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skylarinfinity · 8 months

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[m/n doesn't know that bruce is batman]

m/n: [having conversations with bruce while cuddling] i don't know why but i always think that batman love taylor swift, beyonce and rihanna-

bruce: [looking at m/n with confused] didn't we talk about cat seconds ago? and why make you think that?

m/n: [nods] yeah talking about cat make me think of batman because he look like one! and it's just he trying so hard to look tough that's it's seems fake, i think he actually girly man...

bruce: [try so not to pout] nah- i think he actually strong and tough man.

m/n: sure... whatever make you sleep well dear [kiss bruce on the head]

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ryemiffie · 1 day

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The Heroes of Dolion City dialogue as Batman incorrect quotes cause I thought this Dionise line just had such Brucie Wayne vibes when I read it:

Waiter of a metropolis bar with no idea who Bruce Wayne is: Sir you can't just buy the bar.

Brucie Wayne: Well I'd beg to differ but I never beg.

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jasonsthunderthighs · 1 year

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Bruce: Ok, if everyone's finished bein stupid.

Robin!Jason: I had more, but you go ahead.

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hannibals-favourite-meal · 2 years

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Noods

Villain!Y/N: Know why I called you in here?

Batman: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Y/N: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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bruce: you should have known better! i expect more from each of you

steph:

tim:

cass:

jason: you’ve known us for years and you haven’t lowered your expectations yet? that’s on YOU

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batshitferalquotes · 2 years

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Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I'll bring the dazzle.

Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?

Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.

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just-lost-inbetween-worlds · 9 months

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Jason: Bruce likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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someoneimsure · 1 year

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Y/N: When I agreed to become your personal secretary, I didn’t realize I would be adopting six kids and becoming a full time therapist.

Bruce: ...six kids?

Y/N: Damian, Jason, Tim, Cass, Dick, and you.

Bruce: Ah, so you haven’t met the others yet.

Y/N: ...how many woman have you slept with?

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dawnlovesquotes · 2 years

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Bruce: I know you snuck out last night, Duke. Tim: Play dumb! Duke: Who's Duke? Tim: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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