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arguablysomaya · 1 day
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Batfam as Tiktok comments
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jasonsthunderthighs · 9 months
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Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?
Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason*  So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.
Jason: Thanks.
Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.
Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*
Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.
Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*
Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*
Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*
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the-b1ah · 5 months
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What's your favorite dp×DC trope?
Great question!!! I have many favorites!!
-Jason and Danny doing the Spider-Man meme
- danny confusing the justice league
- Ellie being apart of young justice
But one pops to my mind first and it’s ….
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phantom and batman vs Danny and Bruce interactions.
Phantom is unfazed (ha pun) by batman while Danny hates rich people trying to adopt him.
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xpeterstarkx · 1 year
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jason: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
steph: >:O language
damian: yeah, watch your fucking language
dick: okay, who taught damian the fuck word?
cass: 'the fuck word'.
tim: are you foolish? you guys use the f word all the time
damian: oh my god, timothy censored it
cass: say fuck, tim.
damian: do it, timothy. say fuck.
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jupiterfallz · 6 months
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Tim & Jason fighting over shit again:
Tim: HE RUINED MY COMPUTER
Jason: I did not!!! Alfred send him to his room and take away his suit immediately!!!
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lilylovelyxo · 7 months
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*Jason walks in the Batcave*
Jason sarcastically: “Morning. Sorry to interrupt.”
Tim: “Wow. You didn’t die yet?”
Jason pinches his fingers together: “A little every day.”
Y/N: “It’s good to see you, Jason.”
Jason: “Yeah, you too.”
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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years
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jason: *pushing papers towards bruce*
tim: we've decided to unionize.
bruce: you've.. what?
damian: we want equal missions, rewards, and breaks
bruce: you already... get that? *reads fine print* unlimited caffine consumption, animal collection, gun storage, and disco music? you really though you had me.
jason: so you don't support unions you sick fuck??
bruce: spell unionize jason, and i'll allow all of it
jason: goddammit, the rich stay richer
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spalanai · 7 months
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the riddler’s origin story ™️
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san-fics · 2 years
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igotanidea · 1 year
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Batfam incorrect quotes
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During patrol, Dick got knocked down, bats took them to cave to recover. He's waking up and here's what happens:
Tim: Welcome back, Dick.
Jason: I wouldn't look in the mirror if I were you. Your face .....
Dick: WHAT? Give me the mirror!
Y/N: Dickie, the doctors did everything they could have......
Dick (taking a peek in the mirror, nothing is wrong with his face)
Damian: Unfortunately there was no way of fixing it.
Dick: Et tu, Y/N?
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bearhalsin · 1 year
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*Jason taking a few edibles and settling in to watch a movie*
Bruce: "Jason, you need to watch Damian, Alfred is on vacation and everyone else is busy"
Jason, who instantly forgot those were edibles: "Yea sure whatever I'll watch the demon brat"
*Bruce leaves and Damian is just staring at Jason from his doorway*
Damian: "I would like to go to the Aquarium. They have recently opened a new exhibit of Daggernose Sharks and I would like to document them so I can convince father to assist in finding their conservation efforts."
Jason: "Yea okay but we'll have to do car service because B said I'm only allowed to drive if I don't have passengers because" *air quotes* "I don't technically have a license anymore and it's ~illegal~ or fuckin whatever"
Damian: "Excellent. Allow me to gather my things and I will meet you in the foyer."
Jason: *nods as Damian leaves*
*The car arrives and halfway through the drive the edibles hit and Jason realized he's Fucked if the Damian finds out*
*they get through the entire trip and back home and Jason immediately goes to his room and didn't realize Damian followed him*
Damian: "So for my bribe I would like you to assist in getting father to fund the conservation efforts of the daggernose shark."
Jason: "...why would I need to bribe you?"
Damian: "So I don't inform Father that you were substantially under the influence while watching me."
Jason: "I was not!"
Damian: "Although it seems to be your default setting, stupidity does not look good on you. You tried carrying my like a plank of wood and cried at the jellyfish. Although they are beautiful and majestic creatures, I do not think that would warrant such a public and emotional display of an adult grown man who was sober."
Jason: "So how much are we asking for?"
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arguablysomaya · 3 months
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failed step one
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Damian: Arson!
Dick: No!
Tim: Arson!!
Dick: No!!
Jason: Ar-
Dick: I swear to God, if you say arson..
Jason: Aren't you gonna hear out what Cassandra had to say?
Dick: Oh, I'm fine with that.
Cassandra: ARSON!
Dick: NO!
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the-b1ah · 4 months
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Part 4 of hide @ dick’s apartment
One more part after this one! Sorry for the lack of action in this one i’m saving it for the last!
If Danny hands weren’t tied up Jason would have to Catch These Hands! The audacity!
Jazz activated Jason fight or flight. He has selected FLIGHT(against jazz who would blame him), but where is he headed?
Find out next week!!!!!
Part 1| part 3| the origin
Part 5!!!! The final!!!
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Dick Grayson: *running towards Damian with open arms*
Damian Wayne: *moves out of the way*
Dick Grayson: Hey, why'd you move?!
Damian Wayne: I thought you were going to attack me.
Dick Grayson: I was going to hug you!
Damian Wayne: (genuinely confused) Why would you hug me?
Dick Grayson: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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xghostfaceboyx · 8 months
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Inspired by a post I saw on Pinterest and a PandaRedd video, I give you Jason and Damien being themselves
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