More stuff from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:
Batman: I would never betray you!
Red hood, pointing at Tim: Then what's that?!
Tim: ...
Batman: A complication.
Red hood: A complication?! It's a child!
Batman: Well I see that!
Tim, talking to Jason: Oh you don't have to be offended, he doesn't know how I got here.
Red hood:
Batman: I don't!
Tim:
Red hood:
Batman: It's actually kinda unsettling, how did you get here?
Tim: I followed the voices.
Batman: Oh, I didn't realise we were being that loud.
Tim: No no, not your voices, the voices.
Red hood:
Batman:
Red hood: should we be worried or-
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Watched the The Batman animated series, not to be confused with Batman: The Animated Series, and proceeded to lose my mind at this episode, hello??? Amazing VA, hearing him laugh was both incredible, unhinged, delightful and creepy in the best way possible. 100/10!!!
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Somewhere out there in the Multiverse exist a pair of alternate universes where Ahsoka Tano is raised by Bruce Wayne to become Robin meanwhile Jason Todd becomes Anakin Skywalker's padawan, and the latter universe is starting to terrify me.
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Hello. I have never read a single DC comic (unless squirrel girl counts) and my only exposure to the batfam is the Lego Batman Movie and Tumblr. Here is my pitch for a new comic.
Quite a bit that I've seen is that Bruce, in later comics, is becoming a worse and more manipulative person, especially towards Jason and Tim. Why don't we play into this, and make him worse, intentionally?
I propose a limited edition run, set in an alternate timeline where Bruce becomes a worse and worse father, and then a worse and worse person. In Comic 1, maybe we end with killing the Joker: breaking the moral he is most loyal to.
From there, he will progressively and steadily get worse and worse until he unrecognisable, until someone (Dick, maybe?) dramatically reveals the truth to him: that he's turning into what he's supposed to hate and supposed to fight.
Idk, this has just been a thought in my mind since I've seen people talk about how much they want Bruce to actually be a good father and person in future runs.
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Part 1
In the Shadows, Chapter 2
Part 3
“Do you think it's my fault?” Bruce asked softly.
Alfred shook his head, "I don't know what to think. But I know one thing: your awakening is providential, despite the circumstances."
He scoffed, "Providential for what?"
“You, sir, will save Wayne's legacy.”
Thanks for every comment you will left
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[bruce and jason’s texting convo]
Bruce: jason why does your tracking say you’re in that part of gotham? you haven’t gone there since the duffle bag incidents
Jason: …not that you know of
Bruce: jason.
Jason: bruce.
Bruce: what are you doing in that part of gotham?
Jason: can we talk about this later maybe?
Bruce: are you being pursued or pursuing someone?
Jason: …if i said yes would you believe me?
Bruce: just tell me why you’re there, jason
Jason: fine…so y’know how we haven’t seen joker in awhile?
Bruce: …yes
Jason: …I may or may not have kidnapped him and taken him to an underground surgical facility to have his vocal chords removed
Bruce: …what..why? i..jason what the hell
Jason: i had to make sure i got the last laugh
Bruce: jason no
Jason: jason yes :) i’m gonna preserve his vocal chords in a jar and give them to him for christmas
Bruce: i shouldn’t have asked
Jason: eh i would’ve bragged about it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bonus
Jason: you said i couldn’t kill him, not have his vocal chords removed
tags: @sailor-goddess
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A collection of quotes from my week as batfam incorrect quotes:
Nightwing: Really, I'd say I am the least crazy of the bats.
Red hood, in the distance: liar-!
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Dick, at the bat computer looking over case files: ...
Tim, behind him: Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, look, look at this, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick look, look, Dick, look, look-!
Dick, finally turning around: What?!
Tim, now walking away: Nope, if you wanted to see then you'd have turned around earlier. Bye.
Dick: ??
Tim: And notice how I said only bye, not goodbye, Grayson.
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Red Hood: Would you stop staring at me?!
(Tim)Robin, from a different roof: No!
Red Hood: I'm not even doing anything wrong!
(Tim)Robin: You're alive!
Red Hood: And that's wrong?!
(Tim)Robin: No, but sure is unusual!
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Jason, chilling in one of his safe houses: Ugh, someone kill me.
Stephanie: Again?
Jason, falling off his chair: When the fuck did you get in here?!
Stephanie: Somewhere between you getting off the phone with Roy and realising you were gay.
Jason: What?? I was never on the phone with Roy??
Stephanie: Oh my bad, I just assumed that Roy would be the cause for you realising you were gay.
Jason: I'm not gay!
Stephanie: You sure?
Jason: Yes, I am sure I am not gay!
Batman, holding little pride flags: You're not gay?
Jason, double falling off his chair: When the fuck did you get here?!
Batman: I've been in here for a while now.
Jason: Why do you have pride flags??!
Batman: Stephanie texted me.
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