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whalesforhands · 10 months

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ik gojo is the clingy type. but like how clingy??? i’m sure dyf!mc gets overwhelmed because she def seems the type to not be used to affection.

how clingy? wouldn’t u like to know lmao. just know he’s clingy AND whipped in dyf au

you are right in the sense that she isn’t used to affection, but know that i’ve written dyf!mc to be very very very very very touchstarved. which is also why u don’t see her complain much/at all when being touched by the main 3

It’s cold. You need to wear more layers.

You feel shivers start to trail down your spine, your undershirt suddenly not feeling quite enough as Gojo wrapped his own uniform blazer around you.

His extremely chilly, cold feeling blazer.

Unrelenting and refusing to let you out of his hold.

“Satoru…” You’re trying not to push him away, the cold radiating from his body AND his snow covered jacket making your chill resistance even lower.

“Could you let me go?”

“Nope!”

“But you’re really cold!” You’re now struggling against his grip, trying to get off his lap and his arm unlocked from around your waist. So that you can free yourself from his scarily glacial chill. Why does he run so cold?

“And? You feel really nice and warm. Like a little warm water bottle! He smushed his cheek against yours as you struggled to push him away, squirming around.

“Nwooo, stop!” You shove his imposing cheek away with a glove-clad hand. “You’re too cold!”

“I think you’ll look cute even with a little bit of frost bi-“

Suguru has saved you, flicking his partner’s forehead hard enough for him to let you go.

You act quickly, lunging into Suguru’s open and waiting arms instead, ensuring that the fluttering jacket didn’t touch the ground as you hung it on your arm instead.

“Thank you! You’re a lifesaver!” You whined, reaching pulling your muffler on properly from its disheveled state.

Gojo really was a walking fridge.

“Noooo-! My personal heater!” He grabbed at the air as he dragged himself forward, aiming to grapple you into his deathly embrace of ice and teeth chattering.

Geto quickly swerved, dodging him and maneuvering you as Gojo stumbled on his feet.

You let out a sigh of relief. Another few minutes of guaranteed non-Gojo heat.

You’ve thought you’ve escaped. Thought.

“Thank you and all, Suguru but…” You start to panic a little as you feel his arms tightening around you.

“Could you perhaps let me go now?”

He simply smiles down at you, eyes closed in what seemed like bliss as he continued to hold you.

“Nope.”

Goddamn weather.

“Suguryunnnnn, make way for me!” You shuddered at the expanse of incoming freeze when you felt Satoru wrap his long arms around the both of you.

——

“Then all you have to do is look at him like I taught you, okay?” Shoko reaffirms, holding you by your shoulders, determinedly looking you in the eye as you stare back at her.

“Wha-“

“Target spotted. Into action, brave soldier.” You’re immediately flung outwards, a strong chest catching you as you rubbed at your nose, looking up at the ‘target’.

“Satoru,” You began, your hands nervously twiddling with each other as your eyes surreptitiously peeked back at Shoko hiding behind a wall, flashing you a thumbs up.

Time to put the mission into play.

Your eyes met his smiling face.

“There’s a new crepe shop that-“

“Yes.”

You’re taken aback. “I… Didn’t finish my sentence?”

Gojo hummed, hand sweeping out snowflakes from your hair.

“You ran out of allowance money right?”

…

“I was right, wasn’t I?” He squishes your face in his cold hands as you struggle to think of a retort. You can’t give away Shoko’s plan so easily, even if he was right!

“Awwwe, don’t worry.” He now pinches one of your cheeks, before wrapping you up in his arms.

“I’ll buy you as many crepes as you want!”

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Notes:

Suguru and Satoru were actually going to head off to the crepe shop together for a date.

They were thinking buying back some for you and Shoko, but since you so cutely asked Satoru, they simply left with you.

You invited Shoko along.

The crepes tasted strangely sweet when you all ate them together on a bench at a nearby park.

You want to go again soon.

Gojo got strawberry, Geto had chocolate banana, Ieiri matcha.

Regardless of what you picked, Gojo had stolen a bite of yours, you willingly gave Geto a bite of your crepe whilst he fed you back his own, and Shoko and yourself shared crepes with each other.

#gojo x reader #geto x reader x gojo #geto x reader #jjk x reader #dyf au #gojo satoru x reader #whalewrites #getou suguru x reader #geto suguru x reader x gojo satoru #satosugu x reader

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mazzystar24 · 1 month

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I can’t wrap my head around the people who have been pushing for bucktommy when….

They don’t have chemistry to me? Like… not even as friends? They both just kinda exist, and I don’t mean that Oliver and Tommy’s actor can’t act, I just mean that they come across as very 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️with each other to me, and the way Buck looked at Tommy before the kiss didn’t…. feel like anything?

It just came out of nowhere to me, Idk.

Sorry this took so long to be 100% real with you I just couldn’t think of the exact way to word this cos I just ramble for the most part usually but like I wanna make sure I’m clear for this ask cos ik the fandom is quite split on this topic😭😭

I don’t get the people pushing for bucktommy as like a permanent thing or “endgame” because like let’s be honest we barely know anything about Tommy and some people are acting way more invested than it calls for, like we already know it’s a fling, I understand on some level that those people are most likely just really wanting that representation but fr guys Tommy is not the only option and also representation is still now officially there whether or not buck is dating a guy currently

That being said I do get the people who are you know along for the ride and enjoying this storyline and the people who don’t like the storyline but love that we got bi buck I get them too. (Tbh I don’t know how I feel completely either haha that’s why legit you can see in every post I’m making I’m like going VERY in depth and analysing every little thing😭😭)

Chemistry I will say that like it’s a bit up and down and I made a joke about this but like the Lou (?) guy who plays Tommy is coming off very stiff in scenes (like right after the kiss) but I think that that could partly be due to the fact that his scene partner is Oliver who we know is very emotive and expressive in scenes so the contrast could be doing him dirty 😭😭.

That last part tho is one of the few times I’m gonna have to disagree with one of my anons 😔💔 I think overall that kiss scene was pretty solid and had a good amount of chemistry like I definitely could see the way it built on screen and like gave a second of will they won’t they? And like I for one could see it like on both ends just before it happened but I was low-key like omg no way and then it did and the gasp I gasped oml-😭😭

#thanks for the ask anon sorry if me not agreeing 100% was a let down😭😭🫶🫶🫶#eddie diaz #911 abc #911 fox #evan buck buckley #911onfox #911 spoilers #buddie #bucktommy #911 #evan buckley #tuck #kinkley #bummy #asks open #send asks #answered asks #asks

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queer-muslim-culture-is · 9 months

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hi there! not a ‘culture is’ ask, rather- a question if that’s ok? firstly- i really, really want to thank you for running this blog. before this i literally thought i was the only queer muslim, or at least the only genderfluid one, and i’d felt so isolated and wrong and ashamed, but now i feel so much better about being queer and muslim. thank you…… <3

quick question for you and anyone who reads this blog- y’all, how do i find other queer muslims, online and in real life? in real life most muslims ik or have met are so queerphobic i’m honestly not sure how to root out anyone who is queer or even accepting. in other countries (i live in an African country, kinda in the middle of nowhere lol), ones that are more well-known perhaps, how did any of you meet any other queer Muslims?

also… online. there’s so many queer Muslims online and i’d love to get to know some of you, be friends or just to hear about others experiences and lives. but i literally don’t know how to find y’all, ahh😭😭

hi anon ! im so glad you found us <3 queer muslims have existed since the dawn of islam and will *continue* to exist. youre not the only one, never have been and never will be :]

as for finding other online queer muslims : i usually just go scroll through the queer muslim tag ! see who posts or even just likes / rbs the content there

maybe some of my followers are also looking for friends ?

**** if anyones interested, leave a reply or a note in a rb ! ****

as for IRL queer muslims well,, tbqh im not sure. personally i got sorta lucky. i grew up in africa as well and my two closest friends at the time both came out to me as bi before i started questioning my sexuality. beyond that, there were two cishet guys who,, didnt always say the right things and i dont think they wouldve understood my gender but they *did* hype me up when i told them i was gay and they told me they knew others like me. i also have an aunt and uncle who, although ive yet to speak to them about this, liked the facebook page for my countrys queer rights activism group (which i was pleasantly surprised existed), so im *reasonably* sure theyre chill

to try and extract some advice from my experience :

check their online presence if you can. do they follow or interact with queer or queer friendly accounts ?

discussing or bringing up queer media and celebrities is always a good way to gauge ppls opinions on the matter. you can be as subtle or as direct w this as you want, but tread carefully cause ppl can get real heated

>> my bi friend recommended me a queer manga before she came out, whilst a homophobic ex friend started ranting abt a video game trailer bc it had a gay couple in it

**** if anyone reading this has more tips, please leave them in the notes ! ****

#hopefully this is at least a bit helpful ^^#oh also my friend joined the local model un and apparently that was a queer hotspot but i dont think that ones universal :p #not queer muslim culture #blog appreciation

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alsjeblieft-zeg · 1 year

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253 of 2023

Personal Your first and middle name?

Joeri Stijn, so very Dutch.

Your next birthday is how long away?

Two months.

Your current age?

32.

What's your sign?

Taurus, but I don’t care about such things.

Where were you born?

Oostende, Belgium. This is not my hometown, though.

Where do you currently live?

Bruges, Belgium.

How long have you lived in the area you currently reside?

Five years.

Do you have a religious background?

I come from a mixed religion family, Catholic dad and Protestant mum. I consider myself agnostic, though.

Are you currently seeing anyone?

Seeing? What does it mean?

Are you Gay, Straight, or Bi Sexual?

Gay, but asexual.

Do you currently have any children?

No. What’s “currently” anyway? You make babies and then get rid of them?

What do you do for a living?

I’m an electrician in some French rail-making company. (Yes, this one.)

Do you have any pets?

Yeah, two cats.

Do you currently live with your parents?

You crazy? I’m in my 30s, ffs. I live with my husband.

Firsts How old where you when you had your first kiss?

22. I wasn’t much interested.

Who was your first kiss?

My first ex.

First time you flew on plane where did you go?

I’ve never been on a plane. Never will, most likely.

Who was your First grade teacher?

Mrs. W. I still remember her, but she’s deceased now.

First time you skipped school what did you do?

Who remembers that? Probably went to the beach with my friends. Then the school called our parents. Then we got punished. Fun times indeed.

First person you go to when you are in trouble?

My husband.

Who was your first crush?

In all seriousness, probably Nielsje. Unless my *celebrity crush* counts, 17 years and counting. :P

How old were you when you had sex the first time?

24. Never been interested either.

When did you first realize you were interested in the same/opposite sex?

About 15 or so.

Who was your first serious relationship?

Nielsje.

What was your first ever pet?

I had two: a dog named Brutus and a cat named Agatha.

What’s your first choice for a college?

Man, it was years ago. Not gonna share the name, though.

What the first CD you ever owned?

Who remembers that.

What was the first concert you went to?

No.

If… (you must make a choice or anwser) If you got the chance to talk to one political leader which one would you pick?

I wanted to say our king, but is he really political?

If you had to wear one colour forever what colour would you choose?

Black.

If you had to pick one song to describe your whole life what would it be?

Lange Frans & Baas B - Ik Wacht Al Zo Lang.

If you had to live the rest of your life without one person who would it be?

Bianca lol. Everyone would say that.

If you could go back to any one day in life what would it be?

The day we went to Amsterdam. Lots of fun and weed everywhere.

If you had to cut a parent out of your life who would you cut out?

Probably my mum, but we’re good now.

If you had to be stuck in a house with 1 person forever who would you pick?

My husband.

If you could go out and buy anything right now what would you get?

Nothing’s open at that time of a day.

What’s worse? If you had to shave your head or never shave again?

Never shave again, because my facial hair is stupid.

If you had to get a piercing right now what would you get done?

Another cartillage in one of my ears.

If you had to change one thing in the past what would it be?

That brain incident.

If you had to marry your spouse today or never see them again would you?

Fail, we’re married already.

If you could change one law what would it be?

I don’t habe brains for that.

If you had to erase one memory what would you pick?

Sexual abuse.

Numbers Name your 5 favorite colors?

Five? You crazy?

Who are/were your favourite 3 celebs of all time?

I only have one, this Dutch rapper.

Who is the #1 person/ thing in your life?

My husband.

What are 2 things you wish you never did?

Jeez, what a question.

What are 3 things you want to accomplish in the next 5 years?

Get the full mobility of my hand, my medication to be perfectly adjusted, come back to uni.

Where were you on New Years 2000?

Probably at home. I was 10 then.

Name 3 people who have really influenced your life?

Can’t find 3. I’m an oddball out there, I don’t follow anyone.

What are the last 2 books you read?

I’ve been reading one book for long time.

What are 3 movies you could watch over and over again?

I don’t watch movies.

5 cities in the US you want to see before you die?

I’ve only ever wanted to visit New York.

Do/Did you have 1 parent or 2?

Two.

1 to 100 what is your favourite number?

16.

What 3 Countries would you love to see?

Finland, Sweden and Spain.

What are 4 things you cannot live without?

My camera, my husband, my cats, travels.

This Or That? Gay for a day or never able to orgasm again?

Gay for a day? Man, I was gay for my whole life.

1 year of love and that’s it or a lifetime of loneliness?

Either way.

Would you rather have TV or Radio for the rest of your life?

I’m gonna choose TV anyway.

Having a baby now or never being able to have one?

Never being able to have one, that would be a blessing.

Would you rather go blind or deaf?

Stupid question.

Do you want a son or daughter?

Neither.

A relationship with someone with good looks or good personality?

Personality. A person with beautiful personality is always beautiful.

Who do you like better Adam Levine or Avril Lavigne?

Who the hell is Adam Levine?

Would you rather drive a Ford or Chevy?

Whatever, as long as it drives.

What’s worse physical abuse or verbal abuse?

Both are awful, wtf.

What scares you more a Hurricane or a Tornado?

We don’t have tornadoes here.

Would you rather have 3 personal wishes or world peace?

World peace.

Colors What where/is your High school colors?

We don’t do that in Europe.

Last thing that you held in your hand that was Green?

A highlighter.

What is the nearest object that you can find that is Yellow?

Post-It cards.

What colour are your toe nails?

Normal colour? lol.

What were your favourite colours when you were a kid?

Blue.

What was the colour of the last car you were in?

Black.

Is the grass in your yard green or brown?

We don’t even have a yard.

What’s something that you own that is purple?

A highlighter, lol.

Did you eat the different coloured ketchups when they came out?

What? I’ve never seen anything like that.

Do you prefer brown eggs or white?

What’s the difference? An egg is an egg.

What colour do you consider the sun to be really?

White, all colours at once. It’s basic physics.

What colour are the moons in lucky charms?

Who cares?

What do you like better black leather or white lace?

No.

Last thing you touched that was silver?

Probably a fork.

Finishing up… What’s the last song you listened to?

Allt - Rupture.

What are you hungry for right now?

Nothing.

Last person to speak to you?

My husband.

What’s the last text you received in your phone say?

Jesus Christ, the most overrated question ever.

Last time the phone rang who was it?

I don’t remember, probably a scammer.

What are you doing when you finish this?

Going to my physiotherapist, or yet another one.

Would you ever see the Bloodhound Gang in concert?

I don’t go to concerts.

Would you ever consider joining the Military?

I did, but I’m not allowed.

Would you consider dating someone you met online?

No.

What are your final words?

Pff.

#survey #q&a survey #categorised survey

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t0rf · 2 years

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A Letter To Those Who Are People

Now that ik my parents aren't really on here anymore(this is a copy and paste from FB), let me just say they aren't the people that they have protrayed themselves to be.

Growing up in that house wasn't bad, but it wasn't good, they are of the mindset that adults taking care of child(ren) had problems worse than theirs and because you didn’t pay bills, you have no right to privacy or interests that didn't align with what they approve of. And while they weren't openly homophobic and transphobic deep down they are. When I was female and younger(15/16) I found out I like girls, and I kept it hidden for a long time, until after my first girlfriend, and I remeber my father asking me one night why I didn't say anything about it, I just sat there flabergasted. They've always put off the impression of not being open to that sort of thing, seeing as they're hardcore Conservatives. When you are strict on your children you are pushing them away, if you did something they(parents) didn't approve of the next time you're more likely to be secretive and become crafty in hiding things. Those kids are more likely to "break" the rules, to having mental illnesses(that usually go untreated, and as soon as they're of age and free, they will move away from their parents because they aren't excepted for who they are. Parents tend to forget that their kids are people, individuals who have they're own likes, feelings, and interests, and those parent's who want to make carbon copies of themselves or into what they wished they could've done and been are the worst. They are self centered and narsacisstic, and obviouisly don't realize they're doing the same thing that they hated from their parents. They're prepetuating the cycle. People, not just parents, need to do self reflections and honestly take criticism to heart when they are called out on their toxic behavior and actions. I've called both my parents on things and they downplay anything that isn't the self image they've put on and convinced other's of what they're "like". Just because sometimes children are in a "physically safe" place doesn't mean that it can't be frustrating and heartbreaking to not be accepted. To feel like you have to shove yourself into a box or mold to be loved. To be upset that those who "decided" to have you, doesn't want to or accept you for who you are and become. Even now, out of that house, away from their closed mindedness, it still hurts. It hurts to think of my younger sister is going through all the emotional abuse and "because I said so" shit sucks. Because I have seen them do the same thing to her that they did to me growing up, it hurts that they can't be more open minded and accepting of who we are as people, as humans, just like they are. They worry I feed her propaganda and tell her things she's "too young" to hear or know, but when I get to spend time with her they've literally told her things like "Joe Biden has a brain tumor" "What's wrong with Tr*mp?" "Guns are fun and nothing to worry about" You know what I tell her about? You can like girls or boys, you don't have to be girly or what not just because everyone else tells you too, you can be whatever you feel like you are, you can like games and anime, you can be you're own person and have your own interest and feelings.

She told me the last time I dropped her off what it was called, to like girls, boys, & others, and I told her it was called being Pan(sexual) or Bi(sexual) and she said she might be pan, and that she was AFRAID to tell my parents because they might treat her like they treat me(because I'm a transguy). That, THAT is ridiculous, how can you think that's acceptable?? How can people be like that, or even want to associate with people like that. IT really boggles my mind that people choose to be like that, but the reality is that they just are.

So just stop and think about your children, about other people, and how they're actually people, with feelings, interest, problems, and emotions. You're a person so why aren't they. BE kind, compassionate, and caring. Give people respect, you kids respect.

Then maybe, just maybe, we can finally make this world a bit more bareable and kinder.

#pride #trans #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+#acceptance #transgender #kids #children #parents #problem #be kind #gay #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #about me

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mizunetzu · 4 years

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Can you do a scenario where reader (male pronouns) kind of outs himself as bi and then hides for a while since it was an accident and he wasn't actually ready and after some time bakugo finds him and they end up awkwardly confessing to each other? Bonus points if you can do ComfortingTM class 1A (also I just really want bi representation 🥺)

BRO BRO ur reblogs and replies always make me BAM BAM

(Also y’all ik that gif is huge but it had denki AND baku in it and i felt compelled to use it bc kamis kinda important in the story NSNDNEKWK)

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Bakugou x reader - How to Out Your Classmate

⚠️warnings - being outed by your classmate (denki) (I’m sorry denki stans), bakugou kinda bulling kami at the end kdnfjekfj

Pronouns - male, he/him

——————

It was something he didn’t mean to say.

Rather, it just slipped out.

————

“Ne, (L/n)-kun, don’t you think Yao-momos hair is kinda sexy today? Her hair down plus that hair clip is FIRE dude!”

Kaminari slung a arm around (Y/n’s) shoulder, while Mineta smugly grinned from his seat. He wiped away a line of drool dripping from his mouth.

“Oh oh oh, her hair falls over her boobs so perfectly! I just wanna touch them at least once, ehuheuheu...”

Sero sighed from his seat. “Dude. You really are a scumbag. Stop that.”

Mineta, not missing a beat, turned to Sero with a shit-eating grin. “Oh? Why’s that? Are you gay or something?”

(Y/n) visibly stiffened from under Kaminari’s grasp. Kaminari however, didn’t notice and played along into Mineta’s joke.

“Yeah dude, kinda sus. Don’t go perving on me in the locker rooms now, haha!”

Sero sighed once more, this time with a playful smile. “Shut up, your probably more sus than I am-“

He was cut off when (Y/n) started wriggling out from under Kaminari’s arm. The three looked at (Y/n) quizzically, while (Y/n) awkwardly coughed. “I’m...leaving.”

“Why? What happened?” Kaminari leaned on the back of Seros desk.

“Well-you guys are...loud and I’m going to my desk.” Even the dumbest person could tell how tense (Y/n) was. Though, Kaminari was as dumb as he was oblivious. He scoffed, but it sounded more like a chuckle.

“What? I don’t get it, man. We were teasing Sero, not you.” Kaminari’s teasing tone felt like heaters blasting full power through (Y/n’s) body. It was strange. You always felt kind of hot when you get a little flustered. “So what part of what we said bothered you?”

“N-nothing!” (Y/n) cursed at the way he raised his voice, cursing even more at his small stutter.

“Then why are you panties in such a twist? I’m just making fun of Sero bein’ sus.”

“W-well how fun! Move, class is starting.” Truth be told, class didn’t start until 10 minutes later. When (Y/n) tried to subtly push past Kaminari, he grabbed him by the arms and blocked his way out. “No way I’m moving! You’re mad for some reason, and I just wanna know why!”

“So what exactly did we do?”

Sero rested his chin on his palm. “Yeah if you can tell us we can stop doing it, (L/n)-kun. I gotta agree with Kami on this one.”

An irk mark appeared as (Y/n’s) face flushed a darker shade of pink. Not in the good way though. He struggled helplessly in Kaminari’s stronghold, before tching and looking away.

“There’s nothing more to say-! You’re just-starting to get on my nerves and I wanna leave-!”

“Really? That’s it?” Kaminari looked at (Y/n) skeptically, before his face lit up. “Oh wait!”

“You started getting all pissy when we were talking about Yaoyorozu...and you also got mad the other day when she was talking about Bakugou...”

Shit. Shit. Shit.

“..So you like Yao-“

“I don’t fucking like Yaoyorozu!”

Now Kaminari was starting to get antsy. “Then what! Why are you mad! Is it because Mineta and I were ‘perving’?!”

“I’m not fuckin’ mad about you drooling over Yao-momos boobs! I’m not mad at all!”

Students started to gather once Kaminari and (Y/n) started to raise their voices higher and higher. Kaminari’s grip on (Y/n) was long gone, though (Y/n) was too upset to notice.

“If you weren’t mad about that, you were obviously mad about that time Yao-Momo talking about how Bakugou was attractive. So what? Do you like Bakugou or something? Are you gay?”

(Y/n) paled and grit his teeth. He was full on yelling now. “Stop saying that, damnit! I don’t like boys! Y-you know that!”

Kaminari gasped comically. “Oh my god! You totally avoided my question, dude!”

“What?!”

“Yeah! Now I get it! That’s what’s bothering you so much! It all makes sense!”

Kaminari’s mad expression morphed into one that you make when you solve a difficult question. It felt like all the blood in (y/n’s) face was drained, yet all the blood rushing to his cheeks burned like fire. Sero stood up from his chair and placed a hand on Kaminari’s shoulder. “Dude, uh-I think that’s enou-“

“Your confused because you’re straight but now you’ve started to like a guy, right?! Bakugou, right?!”

Seros warning went over Kaminari’s head completely. (Y/n) dug his nails into his palm while Kaminari pried into (Y/n’s) mind with his eyes.

“I’m not confused! I’m pissed. Very, very pissed at you!”

The blond haired boy slammed his arms down on Seros table and leaned in uncomfortably close. (Y/n) wanted to step back, but if he did, he’d run straight into Sero.

“Ok. If you answer this compleeeetely honestly, I’ll let you go. Swear! And we’ll never talk about this again! Just say yes or no! Nothing else!”

Sero glanced around the room. Everyone was staring, some had their hands over their mouths, and some were whispering and asking what was going on. Sero nervously tugged on the fabric of (Y/n’s) blazer. “U-um...yo... (y/n)...Kamin-“

“Do you like Bakugou?”

“I-“

“And don’t say you don’t like boys or you’re not gay, we ‘know’ that!”

“I’m-“

“Just say yes or no!”

“N-“

“Are you ga-“

“I’M BI!” (Y/n’s) sudden outburst silenced the classroom. It was like a blow from a king to shut up the commoners. “I’M BI, SO SHUT UP! ARE YOU HAPPY?! I’M NOT GAY AND I DON’T LIKE BAKUGOU! I DONT! I-I DONT. I don’t. I...”

Stagnant air flooded the 1-A classroom. Almost immediately, (Y/n) slapped both his hands over his mouth, eyes blown wide. Kaminari awkwardly chuckled. “Uh...”

(Y/n) took a tentative step back, bumping straight into Sero. He reflexively grabbed onto (y/n’s) forearms, stabling him.

“Are you oka-“

“Don’t touch me!” (Y/n) pushed off of Seros body and stumbled over a desk. He crashed onto the ground and fumbled onto his bottom. Students upon students neared towards him, all their face and voice blending together into one big, muddy pile. Their voices eventually turned into ringing, louder and louder until-

“SHUT UP!” (Y/n) rose to his wobbly legs, half running and half crawling towards the door as fast as he could. He could hear the protestant shouts of his classmates, or even the sleepily confused expression of his teacher as as flew by him in the hallway.

He guessed he was skipping class that day.

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40 missed calls from: Mina-San domoo-!!

125 unopened texts from: Mina-San domoo-!!

23 missed calls from: Kamiii ⚡️

45 unopened texts from: Kamiii ⚡️

12 unopened texts from: Iida Tenya.

5 unopened texts from: ura-chaaaan 💖

1 unopened text from: Bakugou

(Y/n) turned off his phone. He knew if he kept it on, Mina would keep spamming his phone with text messages.

It’s been about a few days since his whole freak out happened. He’d bolt out of class the second it was dismissed, and he kept himself either locked in his room, or out of the dorms as much as humanly possible. He wasn’t ready to have that conversation yet.

His phone buzzed again. He sighed, half expecting it to be another spam text from Mina. What he didn’t expect, was to see Bakugous contact photo on his screen, with the big green words “Incoming call-Bakugou” blaring at him so intimidatingly.

Something made him want to answer.

He pressed the phone to his ear.

“Oi.”

Bakugous gruff voice sent chills down the boys spine. His voice seemed to lock itself inside his throat, refusing to come out his mouth.

“Say something, dumbass.” Oh boy, was he trying. Everytime he opened his mouth, his throat closed up and refused to open again. Bakugou sighed harshly through the speaker.

“Stop being stupid and avoiding us-“ (Y/n) absentmindedly pressed the red “end” button. If Kaminari or Kirishima or whatever convinced Bakugou, to convince HIM to stop avoiding them, just because he ‘liked’ him, (and he totally did), he’d rather not hear it.

(Y/n) went to crumple up a piece of paper he was scribbling on, and drop it into the trash can, when it bounced on top and rolled away pathetically near his feet. His trash can was overflowing. Well, it was expected, since he was deliberately missing out on trash days just so he didn’t have to leave his dorm. (Y/n) swiped up the piece of paper, along with the trash bag lining the bin.

A few seconds outside couldn’t hurt. No one will see him. He’ll just...throw the bag in the dumpster, and slink back in before anyone knows he’s there.

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(Y/n) hauled the trash bag into the dumpster, throwing it from out over his shoulder. He dusted off his hands and wiped forming sweat off his brow. The trash was out, no one saw him, all he had to do was slip back in his room before anyone sees him.

He huffed and turned around, immediately being smacked by a spiky tuft of blond hair. All the color drained from (Y/n’s) face. Bakugou turned his head and spat onto the dirt, clicking his tongue in the process.

“Figured you’d be here.”

”...there’s no way you could’ve-“

“It takes about a couple days for a small trash can to fill up. And knowing you, shit-for-brains, would come and take it out when no one was really watching. 5 pm, when everyone’s getting ready for dinner. You really do have shit-for-brains, shittyass.”

Bakugou may seem like a meathead, but the times he showed he was observant and intelligent made his heart tie knots around itself. (Y/n) bit back a stutter and a blush.

“W...ell, how-how’d you know I was going to take it out today? A-and to this dumpster, instead of the one on the other side of the dorms?”

Bakugou scoffed loudly, stalking closer to him. (Y/n) gulped. “This ones closer to your dorm room, even I know that, loser.”

Bakugous voice dipped, suddenly becoming uncharacteristically quiet. “...and I’ve been coming here everyday at 5 pm...shittyass...”

Bakugou was really dedicated to his scheme, huh. Just so he could see him? (Y/n)? He should be the LAST person Bakugou would want to see. Especially with what Kaminari was blabbering about. Still...It made (Y/n) feel a bit special.

But knowing Bakugou, he was just probably here to tell him how disgusting he was. Maybe he’ll start calling him ‘dick-for-brains’ instead of ‘shit for brains’. Or just plain on ‘fag’.

“Oi-stop spacing out and fucking listen to me! And don’t you dare run away until you hear me the fuck out!”

Bakugous palms flashed white, generating small blasts and he pointed an agitated finger at (Y/n). He stepped back reflexively.

“Um...well...what did you want then?” (Y/n) awkwardly fumbled with his hands behind his back, trying to keep still as much as he could. He wanted to disappear.

“Is it true?”

(Y/n) looked up. Bakugou was staring dead on, with his hands shoved stiffly in his pockets and sporting the faintest blush on his face. It was so unnoticeable, you could blink and miss it. That, and the trademark scowl, you could hardly tell if his face was red because of anger or something else.

“What is?”

“Don’t play dumb with me, fuckass! Do you like me or not?!”

(Y/n) opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. Bakugou grunted and stepped closer. “Answer me!”

“S-so what if I do-?! You gonna call me a fag?!” (Y/n) was sweating bullets. He hoped Bakugou wouldn’t see how utterly nervous he was. Fake it til you make it. Though, he doesn’t know what he’d do once Bakugou goes flames blazin’ on his ass. He could all ready see his reaction-

Bakugou smirked. “Knew it.”

Knew it? (Y/n’s) nerves temporarily fizzled down, a wave of confusion washing over him. “...What?”

“God, do you need me to spell everything out for you? It was obvious. To me at least. Everyone was probably too fuckin’ dumb to notice.”

(Y/n) fell silent. He could speak if he wanted to, his throat wasn’t closing up, but he chose to keep silent. It’s not like he knew what to say, anyways. He was stunned into submission.

“-so I was right. Now, go out with me, Bitch.”

“Thanks. But I’ll pass.”

“I-“ Bakugou made a sputtering noise. (Y/n) wasn’t sure if he was caught off guard or sputtered out of sheer anger. “What?! Why the fuck not?!”

“Dude, how do I know you aren’t like, I dunno, being bribed by Kaminari or something to try and ‘prove that I’m bi’? Or that your just mocking me?”

“Idiot! Why the fuck would you think I’d listen to a dumbass like dunce face?! I fucking like you, you like me, I don’t see the problem here!”

(Y/n) knew he wasn’t lying. Bakugou was many things, a shithead, a piece of angry trash, but he wasn’t a liar. Still, he sighed and shoved his hands in his pockets.

“Dude, as much as I’d love to go out with you, there’s too much cons to it. I mean-first off, I don’t want people calling you a fag or anything because you’re with me...second, I’m...scared of how the class’ll take it, especially for someone like you-“

“Eh?! What’s that supposed to mean?! Are you fucki-“

(Y/n) pushed past him, accidentally brushing his shoulder in the process.

“...And third, even if I’m too scared how the class would react, I’m too prideful to let Kaminari ‘predictions’ win.”

He was gone before Bakugou could turn around.

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(Y/n) was late to class on purpose that day.

He didn’t want to risk it with Bakugou, Kaminari, anyone. He’s more afraid of the class than he is of getting scolded by Aizawa. And that was saying something.

So when he walked in the door, Bakugou gripping Kaminari’s tie and releasing small blasts in the air with his wound up hand, he didn’t know if he should replace ‘Getting Scolded By Aizawa’ with ‘Getting Murdered By Bakugou’ in his worries for today.

“Fucking idiot!” Bakugou growled, spit flying onto Kaminari’s face as he set off another blast. It was small enough not to cause damage to any desks or chairs around them, but it was close enough to Kaminari’s face to make him yelp. “I’ll fucking kill you!”

“Ow!” Kaminari half yelled-half whimpered. Bakugou’s hands heated up, glowing orange from under Kaminari’s chin. “Hey-HEY! Chill-!W-what did I even do?! OW!”

Bakugou slammed him against his desk by his blazer. “It’s your fuckin fault that shit-for-brains won’t go out with me!”

Another blast. This time, fired in the air but much bigger than before. Kaminari flinched. “Ah! S-shit-for...(L/n)?! How is it my fault?!”

“It’s your fault because you made him all scared and shit to go out with me! With your stupid prying ass! Now he won’t go out with me until I get you to apologize! So apologize so I can have a fuckin boyfriend! Go die!”

(Y/n) looked around the room. No one was trying to stop Bakugou from literally roasting Kaminari alive. Not even Iida. Everyone stood there, eyes locked on Kaminari or recording them while stifling snickers. (Y/n) walked up to Mina, who was recording and whispering commentary near the speaker.

“Uh...what’s happening? Why’s no one stopping Bakugou?”

Mine looked up. “Well-he kinda deserved it. I mean, he did act like a dick to you a few days ago. Bakugou’s just givin’ him a piece of his mind.” She fixed her angle on her phone, hunching down slightly in the process. “Also, glad to see you talking to us again, (L/n)~”

(Y/n) glances around the room once more. Everyone seemed to silently agree. Though, Iida looked like he was going to explode in his seat. Poor Iida. Poor Kaminari.

(Y/n) was brought out of his mind when Mina slowly panned her phone over to him. He was about to question her, when Kaminari was thrown carelessly at his feet. Bakugou kicked at Kaminari’s hunched figure, stepping on his back with his hands clenched in his pockets.

“Say it.”

Kaminari made a wheezing noise.

“FUCKIN’ SAY IT!”

“I-I’m sorry for outing you in-in front of our classmates...”

Bakugou dug his foot into Kaminari’s back. “LOUDER!”

“I’M SORRY-OW! FOR O-OUTING YOU IN FRONT OF OUR CLASSMATES-!”

Bakugou gave Kaminari a look saying to ‘keep going.’ Kaminari shot back with a face that said ‘dude. What you want me to say is fucking stupid.’

Bakugou snarled and fired another mini explosion into the air. Kaminari squeaked and looked up at (y/n), who had the most confused look on his face. Kaminari sighed.

“And...totally I don’t think that you and Bakugou are gonna get together...totally unexpected...”

Kaminari, even if he was about to be best to a pulp, couldn’t help the snicker from leaving his mouth. Bakugou, you dumb fuck. He was probably thinking back to the time (Y/n) said ‘I’m too prideful to let Kaminari ‘predictions’ win’. Even so, that was just dumb. Even for Bakugou.

Bakugou huffed contently, while Kaminari shakily pulled himself up. Bakugou thunked him on the head again. “There. Now you have no fuckin’ reason not to be my boyfriend. If you don’t I’ll kill you.”

(Y/n) hummed out of hesitation. “Ehhhh...but...”

“We allowed Bakugou to rough up Kaminari, which is a CLEAR violation of the rules, the least you could do is say yes, (y/n)-kun! Though I do believe Bakugou should be punished for his harsh actions.”

Iida jutted out from his seat, swinging his arm in the air. Everyone stayed silent for a second, until Tsuyu stepped forward. “I agree with Iida-Chan, kero. You two would look nice together.”

One by one, the class started saying how ‘cute’ they’d be together or that they didn’t care that (y/n) was Bi, much. It was different from when the class was clamoring around him, instead of all their voice blending together in one big ring, he could hear every single persons song of praise. He supposed it was alright. It wouldn’t hurt as much as he think it would.

(Y/n) sucked in a breath, and turned his head to Bakugou. He looked at (Y/n) almost expectantly.

“...fine....you win...you better take care of me, Bakugou.”

He turned his head and scoffed. “Idiot. I was gonna do that regardless.”

Mina started clapping and wolf whistling. Eventually, everyone started to clap and ‘aww’ed, before quickly rushing to their seats once they heard groggy footsteps approach the door.

A man with shaggy hair walked in. The class sat silent, staring at Aizawa. He sniffed and trailed his eyes around the room.

Setting his sleeping bag behind his podium, he pursed his lips. “Where is Kaminari?”

“W-whey...”

Kaminari was laying on the floor next to (y/n’s) seat, smiling dumbly with burn marks. He was pumping his fists with his thumbs sticking out. Everyone broke into a cold sweat.

“Would anyone like to tell me why Kaminari is out of his seat?”

Oh fuck.

Bakugou got 3 days house arrest.

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colorseeingchick · 3 years

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Period Pains (Iwa, Suna, Bokuto)

Periods still stuck. Nothing has changed since part one. But these boys continue to comfort me when I feel like my heart, head, and stomach are going to explode :D. I hope they comfort you too!

A/N: It’s been rough homies. It really do be your own body that tries to attack you -_-.

Warnings: EMETOPHOBIA (in Suna’s there’s a semi detailed description of vomiting); swearing; foot massage in Bokuto’s (Ik that makes some people uncomfy); gym bros.

Iwaizumi Hajime

It was common knowledge that you and Iwaizumi were two halves of one insane power couple.

No questions asked, you both were generally independent when it came to taking care of your own matters, and you were both were pretty independent.

But there were exceptions- moments where you would both lean on each other, using the other as an anchor and a crutch to get back up and stay on your feet.

Your period was one of those times when times you needed your beloved boyfriend to play that role.

Today was one of those days.

You and Iwaizumi head over to the gym at around 6 am to get your early morning workout in before you go through with the rest of your day.

You had told Iwaizumi the night before, and he asked if you still wanted to “go gym” the next morning.

You said yes, hoping that a solid workout would help with some of the cramps.

And once you had got there, you had your hopes up.

The first half of your workout was going really well, and you hadn’t thought of your cramps at all.

But then it hit you while you were walking over to get your water bottle.

You didn’t know why, but the cramps hit you hard. Instantly you went to the bathroom to try and compose yourself, but that wasn’t really helping either.

You didn’t wanna bother Iwaizumi mid workout, so you tried to carry on.

Unfortunately, that didn’t work out too well.

As you tried to keep going, the cramps in your stomach got worse and worse, until you were pressing your stomach with your hands, curled over yourself on your yoga mat.

Taking deep breaths, you tried to relieve the only worsening cramps.

It wasn’t until a warm, firm hand caressed your back did you look up from your curled up form.

“1 to 10.” Iwaizumi asks you with a soft voice.

“4.” You say as you curl into yourself once more.

It was the pain ranking system that you’d both been using since early on in your relationship. You knew exactly what he meant, and you were honestly thankful that he understood you were in pain by just looking at you.

“Lying to me doesn’t do any good, ya know.” His words are harsh, yet the concern in his voice kills any intimidation that was supposed to come across.

“7.”

“Sounds right.” Iwa’s one arm wraps around you, digging into your side, his thumb massaging circles into the spot right above your left hip, while the other hand rubbed softer circles onto your lower belly.

You felt your muscles untense as his hands worked away at your cramping stomach with deep pressure only he had the strength to apply.

“What’s wrong with her?''

Both of you look up to see some guy (he seemed like a newbie, neither of you had seen him before) talking to your boyfriend.

“What.” Iwa’s voice is dry, in shock at the fact that this dude was in your business.

“Did she injure herself working out or something?” He asks, as if you were incapable of speaking for yourself. “Not being careful in the gym can be really dangerous, especially if you’re not trained.” He speaks in your direction this time.

Iwaizumi Hajime (27) ATHLETIC TRAINER, now looked like he was ready to commit murder.

Some of the regulars had now turned to watch, most giving the guy dirty looks.

A couple of you and Iwa’s closer gym bros step towards you both, making some preparations for Iwaizumi to swing.

But before anyone can really say anything, your voice cuts through.

“That’s real rich coming from you. The only thing that’s gonna cause an injury is your horrendous deadlift form.”

Your boyfriend goes from a state of shock into a fit of snickers, the guys on the side also amused. The guy in front of you goes completely red.

“You don’t know what you’re talking about you bi-”

“I actually think she’s right. I was a bit worried, too.” One of Iwa’s (very buff) friends stepped forward, smiling at you two before putting a hand a on the newbie’s shoulder. “Let’s go check it out.”

As you sigh out, your boyfriend stares at you with pride and amusement both bright in his eyes. “All that pain and you’re still able to come up with snarky comments.”

As his hand returns to soothing circular motions, you dig your face into his chest.

The soft touches from Iwa were enough to ease your pains, and allowed you to embrace your moment of vulnerability with your sweet boyfriend.

“Let’s dip and get food, okay? And you can just rest at home. You deserve a break.”

“Weren’t you saying something about how the grind doesn’t stop-”

“It stops when your health is on the line. Let’s go.”

Suna Rintarou

When it comes to you being on your period, Suna is by far the most hands off while simultaneously being the most attentive.

Suna wasn’t necessarily the biggest on PDA. But when it was just you two? He had no problem being all up against you.

The only situation Suna does not know how to navigate is when he can’t read someone’s moods or behaviors. Luckily for him, you were overly clear with his emotions and needs when you were on your period, even if those moods and needs were all over the place.

Early on, when you got together, he was a bit surprised to see how bad your period could get.

He’d walked in to your room one day to see you in a fetal position, rolling around on the floor.

He’d seen you go a full day of eating only junk food, upset and trying to satiate all your cravings.

He’d also seen you go without sleep because of how bad your cramps were.

Essentially, he’d learned you’d go through really bad health habits, and he’d assigned himself the roll of trying to make sure you maintained some regularity while on your period.

He was ready for anything, so ready that he made it look effortless.

When Suna came back from practice one day, he couldn't find you anywhere in your shared home. Which isn’t a problem, but he doesn’t recall you saying you were going anywhere....

It’s not till he lazily stalks over to the hallway and hears a horrible retching sound that he realizes you are still home.

Swinging the door open, he finds you perched over the toilet, vomiting in what looks to be a super painful manner.

“Rin...ta...r-oh fuck” you can barely get his name out before you start throwing up again.

Your boyfriend takes a step into the bathroom, but you toss an intense ‘no’ his way with your hand.

“It smells disgusting… and… I don’t want to be smothered right now…” you sigh as you breathe between your bouts of vomiting.

He takes a deep breath, recomposing himself. He knows your period can get pretty bad, but he hasn’t seen it get this bad in a while. He obliges, but he doesn’t move from the doorway.

As you start your next fit, Suna’s face remains blank, but his heart twists.

He slowly approaches you, kneeling beside you.

“I said to not.. To smother me....” your protest is weakened by your body inhibiting your ability to speak.

Suna keeps a bit of space between you two, but he gently grabs your hair, pulling strand by strand, until its completely out of your face

(alternatively, if you have short hair), Suna keeps a bit of space between you two, but he lets his hand gently rest on your back, rubbing in soothing circles .

Your hand goes up to push him away, but he grabs your fist with his larger hand, weaving his fingers with yours, rubbing his thumb into the back of your hand.

“I won’t smother, don’t worry. But I’m gonna be here.” He’s soft in his tone, unfazed despite the relative unpleasantness of the situation.

As you finally stop, you fall back, your hands covering your eyes.

As you lean back, your body giving out, your head finds its way onto the plush chest of your green eyed boyfriend. He doesn’t touch you, but just acts as a makeshift couch for you to lean on.

“Rintarou.” “

Yeah?”

“I need your touch.”

Your words are blunt but effortlessly received as your boyfriend instinctively wraps his arms around you, languidly stroking your thigh with one hand and holding your stomach with the other. He adjusts you so that you’re pressed up against him.

“Better, babe?” he asks as he backs up into the wall, loosening up as you relax against him.

“Mmm.” You croon, sinking down against him. “I should brush my teeth, I’m sorry you came back to this.”

“It’s fine. Get cleaned up. Wanna watch movies? I got Chinese takeout.”

“I don’t want Chinese,” you comment.

“What do you want?”

“Pizza.”

“...”

He sighs. “I’ll be back in 20.”

“I love you.” you smile at him as you tell him what he already knows.

He presses his nose into your hair, letting your conditioner’s scent fill his nose. “Mmm… and I love you.”

“How much?” You ask.

“How much do I what?”

“How much do you love me?”

“Enough to get you pizza at 10 pm in the pouring rain.”

“It’s raining??”

“Yeah.”

“...Nevermind I don’t want pizza anymore.”

“Well I want pizza now so I’m going.” He pulls himself up and out of the bathroom despite the way you tried to cling to his leg to keep him from leaving.

“Rin!”

Bokuto Koutarou

Bokuto is honestly the ideal boyfriend, especially when you are on your period.

Early in your relationship, when you got on your period, you didn’t tell Bo. But he ended up learning the hard way.

He’d come back from practice a bit later than usual and didn’t text you. Usually he didn’t, especially if he knew he’d only be a little late. But when he walked through the doors, instead of finding his usually happy, bubbly girlfriend who usually showered him with love, he was greeted with you crying.

“W-why didn’t-t you text me, Kou? Do you-u not care about me?”

He had nooo idea what was going on, and he was very panicked and sad.

He felt like the rug was pulled out from under him when you proceeded to snuggle into his chest 2 minutes later, cries completely stopped. His little owl eyes were wide open and very confused.

2 days later, he asked about the situation again, scared to bring it up.

But you were really embarrassed as you explained how you were on your period and could get extreme mood swings. You apologized and promised that you’d never do something wild like that again.

But Bo wasn’t content with your answer.

He went and asked Akaashi if he knew anything about what periods were like (he was shy to ask you).

Akaashi found the lovely statistic of “period pain being of equal pain levels of a heart attack” and Bokuto lost his shit. “

I’ve never had a heart attack, but they kill people! And they go for the hospital for those! And she apologized for being a little emotional… that doesn’t seem right, right Kaashi?”

Akaashi agrees, of course. And sends Bokuto off with the advice of “she’s always there for you. All you have to do is be there for her.”

When the next time you had your period rolled around, and you found yourself a little emotional, you did your best to control it. But Bokuto was having none of it.

“Baby, you don’t have to hide it! You can be emotional!! I don’t mind. You always help me when I’m emotional! I can do the same for you. I’ll take the best care of you, I promise!”

You would honestly call it a turning point in your relationship, cause this was when you learned to start really depending on Bo. And you realized just how dependable he could really be.

When Bokuto comes back from practice today, he finds you splayed out on the couch, koala-hugging a pillow, whimpering a “welcome home” between grunts of pain.

Bokuto stays quiet as he walks up to the couch, dipping down to place a kiss on your cheek before stripping his sweaty t-shirt off as he walks off to take a shower.

Once he comes out, fresh and clean, he throws on a comfortable t-shirt and shorts before coming back to find you on the couch.

He grabs your legs, pulls them up, sits down, and then places them in his lap. “Baby, do you want a massage? I can press your legs.”

“You don’t have to, Kou, it’s okay.”

“I want to!” He cheers back as he starts to knead at your calves, moving down to your feet and slowly pressing over your socks.

You sigh and huff, slowly relaxing as the soothing feeling of the pressure applied to your feet counteracts the pain you felt in your lower abdomen.

While Bokuto concentrates intensely on massaging your calves again, he perks up at the sound of a sniffle.

Swinging his head, he sees you slowly dissolving into sobs.

Panicked, he slides your legs onto the couch and comes by your face.

“Baby, did I press too hard? Did I hurt you? Please tell me.”

“No, no, Kou, you’re fine. I’m just- I’m so lucky and blessed to have such a loving amazing boyfriend~” you get the words out as tears stream down your face, turning to look him in his big, gorgeous, gold eyes. “I don’t deserve you, my love.”

Now, for reasons unknown, Bokuto finds himself crying as well.

“Why are you crying!” You cry and laugh out at the same time.

“Because I have such a sweet girlfriend who always showers me in love! Don’t say I don’t deserve you. You’re perfect for me.”

Cheesy as the exchange was, it was really soft for you. Because you knew Bokuto, and you knew he meant every word exactly as is from the bottom of his heart.

Crying while your laughs got lighter, you pull him in and kiss him all over his face.

He laughs too, and holds your face as he pulls away, swiping the tears from under your eyes. “Your turn!!”

After smothering you with kisses, he picks you up and carries you to your shared bedroom, so he can love on you more, with enough space for both of you to lay next each other and peacefully drift off to sleep.

A/N: Gym guys who don’t mind their business seriously bother me. I hope you all enjoyed! Requests and commentary are greatly appreciated :D

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smileposting · 3 years

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hiii habit 4 the character hc thibg ;-P wink wonk

freddie you are so fucking lucky you didn’t go with the other ask meme bc i would singlehandedly cement myself as the most annoying person on the planet with the unpopular opinions section alone

1: sexuality headcanon: The Big Gay. ik general fandom consensus is that he’s Some flavor of not cishet because i mean... Look At His Entire Character Arc Lol. but even with the stuff with martha (at least the machine/concept) a lot of it feels so much like. Ah Yes My Socially Acceptable Conventionally Attractive Female Partner Who Is Definitely Real Whom I Spend Time With, As A Man Does. that it was the thing that made me go from “well he’s definitely not straight” to “oh he’s GAY gay huh.” obvs no shade to anyone who does see him as bi/pan we’re just talkin about my hcs right now

2: otp: honestly the only thing keeping me from just leaving it at habismal is the fact that i. don’t like most habismal fan content? idk what it is but most of it just Does Not Scratch That Itch for me but at the same time the lil crumbs of what their dynamic is like both pre and post game and the conclusions you can draw from that makes me so unwell that i would be remiss Not to mention it so. i guess my answer is “habismal but only in very specific circumstances”

3: brotp: there’s a good chance this is gonna come out completely incoherent but like yknow how its kind of a trope for like a retired hero to come back into the story for whatever reason and they see a character they were best buds with back in the day and when they see each other they trade a bunch of loving insults and its like they never left at all? dream dynamic for him and fk in my opinion. at least my vision of fk.

4: notp: same shit as this ask but i don’t consider the other person involved to be a major enough character to really count as a ship so. none for now.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: habit has always had weird latent life-granting abilities, hence the carlas and cowboy bed, but he never saw it fit to warn anyone about them because he never thought of them as unusual, since he’s had ‘em since he was a kid. he got a hoot out of seeing staff react to them for the first time. you’d think they had never seen a paper doll before!

6: one way in which I relate to this character: sometimes when i was spiraling really really bad i’ve definitely had like... thoughts about how i can spin my trauma into a good story, something worth paying attention to. i don’t really relate to habit a lot so much as i find how hes reflected in other characters and in turn how those characters are reflected in him super fascinating but that’s the one thing about him that i’ve really been like “Oh shit that might b me”

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: not really embarrassment so much as frustration but whenever i’m writing fic where he’s typing something to replicate his writing style i get out two paintbrushes and i jab the wooden ends in the general direction of where i think the letters i want are and it’s the most effective method i’ve found so far but GOD is it tedious. let it never be said i don’t struggle for my craft. 8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? problematic fave all the way. you canot change this.

[send me a character for some hcs!]

#smile for me #smile for me game #s4m #boris habit #ask #crittersteeths #man i wish this ask meme included gender hcs since i have a handful. habit included #not a major thing but something i definitely wouldn't Mind being invited to talk about lol

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dachis-demon · 3 years

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Hey! Good luck on your new blog! May I request some hurt/comfort and cuddling fluff with a reader who got scared or triggered because of a movie and it reminded them of something sad? You can choose whoever you want for this (boy or girl IDC we bi in this bitch) and as many peeps as you want

Well, I’m guessing you wanted me (E.A) to write this request because I’m the one who writes for Haikyuu. But please remember to label who you want to write the request! (I ended up doing FEM!Reader)

Daichi

Before the scene comes up,

He feels like somethings off with you.

But,

Ofc he doesn’t do anything about it 😀🔪

Until he sees you crying and flailing around.

He quickly shuts off the movie,

And questions you.

He will find out what’s wrong,

No matter how long it takes.

He’ll get you some water and sit down with you to ask about the episode.

After he finds out he is hugging the shit out of you,

Like he won’t let go for anything.

You most likely sleep there that night,

In his arms.

Sugawara

Feels the odd vibes like Daichi,

But confronts them as soon as he gets them.

He will,

Stupidly,

Leave the TV on while he asks what’s up,

And then he sees you lose your shit and flings the remote at the poor TV,

Effectively breaking it.

He is up in an instant, you suddenly wrapped in blankets with water, snacks and tissues.

And you’re there like:

😃 when tf did this happen. Like bitch, you’re too surprised to cry now.

He will do anything to get you to stop crying,

And he’s actually pretty good at getting you to stop.

But he just really hates seeing girls cry,

And does everything in his power to make them happy again.

Hinata

Immediately shuts the movie off.

He is taking you into his arms and asking what’s wrong.

If you don’t feel comfortable telling him yet,

He will sit there and stroke your hair until you calm down,

And feel comfortable with telling him.

Though,

If you are crying,

He will freak out because he has no idea what to do.

He’s just not used to that sort of stuff.

Please, don’t blame him.

He tries his best 🥺

Kageyama

Honestly doesn’t notice until he hears you sniffing

Dense mf istg.

He has no idea what’s up,

So he just pauses the movie.

Right on the disturbing scene.

He will pick up once he sees your pale face staring at the TV with dead eyes,

And rush to turn it off.

He isn’t very good with crying either, sadly.

So he’ll just be there,

Patting your back awkwardly,

To hopefully call you down.

Probably calls Suga.

Because fuck,

He doesn’t know what to do

Apologizes later on.

Nishinoya

Thinks you’re super scared and smirks as he pulls you to his chest.

But then he realizes you are genuinely terrified,

Because your tears finally got through his shirt.

Shuts the TV off and wraps you both in a blanket,

Laying back on the couch to make you more comfortable.

He asks what happened,

And after you tell him,

He will go get you a glass of water to calm you down.

He is actually good at comforting people,

Change my fucking mind.

Also, he actually refrains from telling Tanaka,

Until he gets your permission ofc.

Tanaka

Fucker is too busy watching the movie to notice anything.

Then he feels you le thigh shivering against his hand,

And he’s instantly like,

“Since when???!”

Starts freaking out,

Because he is worried that he’ll do something to make it worse,

And honestly just sits there,

His eyes darting from you to the floor.

Stiffly brings you into his chest,

Mentally panicking that he did the wrong thing.

But then,

Your stopped crying and he is relieved.

Doesn’t wanna make you cry again,

So he just doesn’t ask about what happened.

Asahi

His bear hugs make it all better, Ik this for a FACT.

If he sees you crying his instant reaction is to hug you close,

And give you forehead kisses.

As he should.

We stan Asahi hugs and kisses in this household.

He does try to keep you hydrated,

So he legit gets a full ass water bottle and brings it to you.

Tries to get you to laugh.

He thinks laughter can make up for sadness,,,,

So he’ll tickle you. :)

I’ll leave you with that amazing thought.

Tsukishima

At first,

He was teasing for getting so scared,

But when he realizes that he was only make it worse for you he stopped and asked what was going on.

Then he sees you quivering and tears in your eyes and is instantly like;

Well shit, I fucked up.

He lays your head on his lap and runs his pretty hands through your hair until you’ve settled enough for him to take you to bed.

He will make you drink a glass of water before that though,

And then he will lay down beside you and treat you to a few neck kisses

(That shit hit different I swear)

He feels like it’s not his place to ask about what went on,

So he steers away from asking about it

Unless you directly tell him yourself.

Yamaguchi

Calls Tsukishima.

But before that he wraps you in a blanket,

And also turns off the movie.

But he goes into the kitchen to ask Tsukki for advice,

And comes out just as bad as before because that not-so-little shit didn’t answer.

Poor baby tries his best to cuddle you,

Without losing his shit.

He gets you an apple juice,

Because he wants you to feel better,

And then lets you fall asleep.

Doesn’t move you,

Just slips in next to you on the couch.

Too anxious to ask about it right away,

But he will ask about it in about a week or so

If you want a part 2, request with my name please :).

#tsukishima x reader #tsukishima headcanons #yamaguchi x reader #yamaguchi headcanons #sugawara x reader #daichi x reader #hinata x reader #kageyama x reader #tanaka headcanons #tanaka x reader #noya x reader #noya hcs #asahi x reader #haikyu x reader #haikyuu!!#haikyū!!

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wellthatwasaletdown · 2 years

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Harry needs to grow up and realise that if he wants any sort of “privacy” he can still admit with his mouth Olivia is who he is dating. That’s all he has to say. I think it’s stupid at this point for them both but especially Harry to keep themselves from saying they are dating. Don’t care how they started or when they started dating but it’s clearly been a year of their relationship now so they need to just be out with it and done. It looks stupid on their behalf to not say the simple words to confirm it. They can just say “oh yeah I’m happy in my relationship but we both don’t want to share intimate parts of our relationship and I hope people respect that”. That is all. Don’t care how much we know about them or see them, just man up and break your fans hearts and admit you definitely like women and are dating one. If he is at all attracted to both men and women he shouldn’t be afraid to show attraction to women in fear no one will believe he likes men. It come across a tad biphobic that he jokes about men and wears weird shirts about male sex yet won’t say he likes men out right and only alluded to it in odd and weird ways like shorts or ambiguous lyrics on a song he won’t release, however he did confirm the lyrics are “I mess around with them” so?. He says he likes women but he doesn’t confirms he is dating them apart from Camille and that was after he broke up. Idk it pisses me off and i I get why a lot of fans/gay people that aren’t fans of his get annoyed by his lack to explanation about who he dates. No one cares who he likes but he needs to man up and be the same and not care about peoples opinions of who he dates. Ik his fan but I understand and am woke that he isn’t perfect and am not up his ass. I don’t go by labels but I explain why to people, Harry just shrugs and acts like people shouldn’t care when he hints to multi gender attraction and it helps his image and honestly it hurts to see. Hope this makes sense. //

Wow this is brilliantly put together. I wanted to say something like this for a long time but didn't know how to say it. Either he should just say what he is instead of all these stupid hide & seek games with sexuality. Nobody is gonna bat an eye if he's gonna date a man in this time and age, when majority of his fans want him to gay or bi so bad. Plus coming out for a white privileged male is easy & would get lots of attention and praise.

So if he says he wants to be unlabelled but then only dates women while doing every sort of tricks or stuff to make people believe he's gay or bi, then again never really confirms dating men gives the impression that he's a STRAIGHT person. (I know its wrong & weird to say this but this is what I feel).

I feel like he's straight and has so far benefited so much from the Queer image that Larry, Zarry, Narry, Xarry,Gryles & Hitch has given him. So he would always be unlabelled to benefit from all sides.

You can see how for every album promo Harry, HSHQ & Columbia baits Larries for promotion. Larries still form a big part of the 1D fandom so it's huge business.

After all these years watching him I think he's the straightest member of One direction.

So as a straight white male Harry's actions are taking away respect and attention from many POC or white queer artists.

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twoidiotwriters1 · 3 years

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Hollywood!AU -(Anne xFem!Reader)

A/N: Warning, this is LONG and ends up abruptly. I hope it was somehow near to what you were imagining! -Danny

Request: 🍇-Ik I'm late but I rly wanted to try this out. So the characters and me and a girl named 'angie' Anne. It's basically set in hollywood and they both are enemies, but they grow fond of each other over time and start dating. Paparazzi interfere and what not (i'm bored). Can you make it really angst and some smuts? (I'm a bi girl, btw) @nandos-hub-for-dumbasses

Warnings: Mentions of smut and sad cuties

Twoidiots Masterlist

Okay so, you guys kinda grew up in the industry so you became “enemies” while being really young

And it was probably a silly fight, or maybe your parents put you against each other, or maybe you were always competing for the big parts on tv shows and movies

The point is that by the time you guys were seventeen you hated each other with a burning passion (as any seventeen-year-old does)

Then it happened: You were casted as best friends for an indie teen movie

You really wanted to refuse, but Ruby (your irl best friend) did her best to convince you against it

This could be your big break (and it was)

But only bc the chemistry you and Anne had on screen was ??? so wholesome and great???

You even made a sequel

And then it became a trilogy, with your characters going to different schools by the time they graduate HS so it’s really cheesy and heartfelt

but Anne and you actually worked out your differences during the process and by the time you finish the third movie you both actually cry bc you won’t work together again??

You keep in touch but both of you have projects and things to do, until three years later when you both are invited to the Oscars and HOLY FUCK ANNE IS HOT NOW???

Like sure she was always beautiful, which was part of the reason why you kinda disliked her but omg right now you wouldn’t mind it if she kicked you in the face

Anne sees you and rushes over to hug you, the paparazzi are going WILD this is the reunion of the bffs from that movie everyone used to love!!

In the middle of the ceremony you even convinced THE Marilla Cuthbert (amazing actress) to switch seats with you so you can spend the rest of the night with Anne

The after party’s wild, everyone’s there. Funnily enough, you can’t recall most of the faces bc all you can remember of that night is 1-you ended up drunk as hell and 2-right before you two started drinking Anne had already made out with you in the bathroom

What came next was pretty much the best time of your life. Dates, nightcalls, instagram stories, suddenly a month turned into six, then nine...

As twenty-something-year-olds, you and Anne have tons of offers falling into your laps, Anne gets a call for a casting call and she gets the main role.

This main role happens to have a romantic interest. Who turns out will be played by none other than Gilbert John Blythe.

He’s been in the industry for like two, maybe three years. But the kid’s a charmer, he’s got brains and he’s beautiful. Everyone loves him.

And everyone wants Anne to love him as well.

You get tons of video recs on youtube titled “Anne and Gilbert in love for ten minutes straight” or “everytime Anne undresses Gilbert with her eyes”

It’s alright, you’ve seen this before, and you can’t blame them, they have an amazing chemistry in the show and it’s only natural that people wants that to be real

But god, the toxic fans are the worst, the comments about “imagine having to say goodbye to Gil only to go home and find Y/N there... disgusting”

You should stop reading those comments, really you should. They’re unhealthy, and these people don’t even know you

You manage to ignore most of it until the press releases the pictures: Anne and Gilbert walking out of some random restaurant in the city where they film the show... kissing.

Angry doesn’t even start to describe you rn. You’re seething, you’ve been humiliated, your twitter and your texts are both blowing up with notification.

Anne calls you at least thirty times before she stops trying.

She finished season one and takes the first flight back to you, and it takes all of her courage, but she goes to your house as soon as she lands safely.

Then two hours pass before you open the door.

You were out with Ruby getting wasted, so when you get home you come face-to-face with Anne sitting on your driveway and crying her eyes out thinking you’re just ignoring her.

She sees you and she stands up, you try to escape and ignore her, you tell her you don’t wanna know, that she should move on and forget you bc she’s clearly happy with Gilbert

She says it took her by surprise, that Gilbert kissed her without her consent, but you don’t believe her.

But you’re also very drunk, and shit, you’d missed Anne so badly...

Her perfume somehow smells stronger than usual, and your eyes land on her pouty lips, you’re bitter, but you’re also desperate to feel her mouth on you.

You pull her in roughly for a kiss she was definitely not expecting, but her hands are quick to get all over you. Half an hour later, her fingers are in you.

You hate her, but you’re deeply in love, and you can’t remember where one ends and the other starts. You’re all feelings, and every single thought in your mind belongs to her.

it’s only when you’re completely sober, after the third -or was it the fourth?- round, that you decide to get it over with.

“Do you like him?”

Anne’s falling asleep with her arm around you, but she tenses. She wants to say no, of course she doesn’t! Gilbert would never compare... Gilbert shouldn’t occupy a single though in her mind

Yet, she keeps thinking about his kiss, even though they ended up in really bad terms afterwards

“I love you. Isn’t that what you should care about?”

That’s not the answer you want, and both of you know she can’t give you a real answer, you know her so well by now, you can practically read her swirling thoughts, all confusing, undecided.

“I can’t be your partner for as long as you continue working with him. I’m sorry. I don’t want you to quit, I’m not asking you to... I’m tired of the hate in social media, of me being the one that somehow doesn’t belong next to you simply bc I’m not the popular heartthrob—” “I want you!”

“But I want to be happy.”

Add yourself to out taglist!

Forever Taglist.

@i-am-scared-and-useless-bisexual @just-here-to-escape-from-reality

ANNE Taglist.

@ninizkd @http-itsrebecca @aleksosoto

#twoidiots writing #anne shirley cuthbert xreader #anne shirley smut #500 followers celebration #anne of green gables

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aknosde · 3 years

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Okay so I'm thinking up some things for the Reyna swap and there are some major plot things that would obviously need to be dealt with and I just,,, don’t know how

theoretically we could stay with Piper thinking they were dating. Ik people ship them, but personally I like Reyna and Thalia, and I kinda just want to focus on the friendships

core dynamic of the lost trio stays, Leo and Piper are chaotic and Reyna reigns(haha) them in

unlike Jason, CHB literally has no idea of what to do with Reyna because Bellona is strictly a roman goddess. Would they put her in Athena? Ares? One of the big three cabins because she vibes like that? Would she stay in the big house? (I’m leaning towards the last one because there’s nothing like being alienated)

I think it would be really cool if that matching ring she and Hylla have could turn into a weapon.

There’s that whole thing with the hunters of Artemis and I’m thinking that Reynas one (1) memory would be Jason. Listen, I know she has her sister, which is obviously important, but it really seems like Jason was her closest friend even with out the possibility of romantic feelings. They grew up together to a certain extent. They were really close. And this gives a really interesting dynamic to her and Thalia’s friendship

Jason taking Reyna’s place and trying to keep CJ together is just So Interesting because he never really wanted leadership in the first place. Reyna did. And Reyna is his best friend, so he is doing it for her. He’s sad and confused and is just trying to do his best for his best friend even if he doesn’t want to even be here.

I love the idea of romantic tension between Jason and Percy as well as (a memory-less) Percy being attracted to Jason but also super wary because (unbeknownst to him) Jason looks A LOT like Luke

Jason knowing about Hylla and sending Frank, Hazel, and Percy there to tell her that her sister is missing

One thing I think about a lot is how demigods who come to camp without extra clothes get clothes, and what I’ve settled on is that they get one new, free, camp branded shirt, as well as pants if they don’t have any (oof) and the rest comes from a donation system. When campers outgrow clothes or wear them out or get tired of them then the clothes go into the system. The CJ system is bigger and better because they have people from the city donating fresh clothes, but where I’m going with this is that Percy and Reyna have each other’s sweatshirts.

They both wear their hoodies oversized. There was a bag outside Reyna’s quarters that had some clothes she was getting rid of, and Jason is looking through them because he is Sad and there’s a sweatshirt, and it’s big enough for Percy, and gods Percy and Reyna kinda look alike. And Jason’s poor bi heart can’t take owning his best friends sweatshirt so he just thrusts it at Percy. Reyna gets Percy’s hoodie because he was doing laundry when he disappeared and before they knew that he was Gone some camper was just like “why’d he leave this out? Donation I guess?” And Reyna picks it out.

Listen, I think Percy looks somewhere in between Reyna and Hazel, so I’d really like if Leo or Piper saw him for the first time and with the physical comparison and sheer power that exudes from him, they’re like “Oh, this makes sense.”

Honestly I have no issues with Piper finding Percy unimpressive, but I think not having met Jason would definitely make her feelings towards the thought of him a bit warmer, and thus enable them to become friends quicker

As being that type of Figure™ in their respective camps, and hearing mostly heroic stories about each other, I think that when they first meet Percy and Reyna would come to an instant understanding and be reliable for each other, but their public friendship is different from their private one

The thing when Percy and Jason made that giant storm could still happen, just instead of doing lightning Reyna is lending him her strength. This is the first time we see her powers and everyone’s blown away.

One thing (that’s not really swap exclusive) I’m thinking of is Percy being a bit stiffer. He’s coming to CJ without memories but he’s very used to being alienated and his prime desire is to fit in and be normal, which results with him being pretty quiet and put together with an excess of witty humor. When he sees Annabeth he absolutely turns on the goofiness because he wants to be the same for her. Unfortunately it’s the same mask he’s been using on her for the past two years, and Reyna can see right through it. That mask is what breaks with Akhlys.

This is absolutely a catalyst in his and Reyna’s friendship. Frank and Hazel were concerned when he was acting so goofy but now Annabeth’s like “why is he acting so different???” and Reyna’s just like “He was like this the entire time.” And Reyna gets it because she’s doing something similar.

#please give me advice because ive suddenly become way too invested in this #yeah imma write some one shots this afternoon #*looks at chapter 14 and starts visibly sweating* IT'S ALRIGHT #riordanverse #percy jackson #reyna avila ramirez arellano #Reyna!Swap au #max.txt

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anunvalidcritic · 4 years

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The Boys: SN2.5

(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)

I just finished a documentary on Netflix but as soon as I saw the time I knew I had to come here and do my job for the people!

WE GOTTA GO NOW

(Photo Credit: @01091006)

Watching the recap makes me want to believe in the relationship of BECCA and BUTCHER

Anyways, this movie introduction is LAME!!!!!!!!!!

“Yeah, so what is that?” - RUBY

I bet you a dollar she’s gonna says she��s a lesbian.

CALLED IT

I honestly just want to hear the director say cut at this point...

I see the supes are still fuckin’ up impoverished areas.... good to know...

“So, what, they’re all starving but one of them’s got a fucking cell phone?” - HOMELANDER

bro ASHLEY should not have a job where she’s fucking scared all the time. Hope she doesn’t meet her demise by dying in this series.

I get that BUTCHER wants to release his angry but that definitely wasn’t the way to go my dude.

“LIBERTY, that supe that RAYNOR was looking into turns out it’s STORMFRONT. Vought changed her name, they’ve been moving her around like a fucking Catholic priest.” - HUGHIE

wtf did he mean by canary. Did he mean it as way of him being able to sense danger or something??

ICONIC DIALOGUE

“What are you watching” - HUGHIE

“A show called Eat My Dick.“ - MOTHER’s MILK

is KIMIKO about to set something on fire?? FRENCHIE stay on that ass

TERROR’s back!!

I wish my mom’s do was that obedient.

What a fake relationship.... lol the way he shook his head when he said “french toast”

Ik this mf isn’t dragging the musical Hamilton just because the lead actor wasn’t a white man?????

Bros/Bruhs Dear Evan Hansen is a really good musical. If you don’t like hearing all the singing I get it but it has a strong message of what kids these are going through and what they’re willing to go through just for a little bit of notoriety.

“Bitch ain’t right in the head.” - RUSSIAN GUY 1

you got that right!!!!

BRO SHE DIDN’T HAVE TO DO ALL OF THAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I like how he kept shooting her in the same spot and didn’t even try to go for the head.

“Merde.” - FRENCHIE

ICONIC DIALOGUE

“No, we... we came ‘cause we’re worried.” - HUGHIE

“Your cunt sense tingling, is it?” - BUTCHER

“Just so you know that’s TERROR’s girlfriend.” - AUNT JUDY

“What?” - HUGHIE

“His fuck pig.” - AUNT JUDY

Bro BLACK NOIR has no fucking chill whatsoever!

“Ma’am, do you have any nails, ball bearings, electrical wiring, pressurized aerosol products. I need a can about this big. *motions with hands the size* Really appreciate it.” - MOTHER’s MILK

dang, he has me really thinking if I have any of those things in my house smh Lol

oh fuck no not ANNIE’s MOM... send this bitch back home!

Ik this racist mf is not inserting herself into a conversation that she definitely has no right to be in???

“Why are you talking to a stranger about out relationship?” - ANNIE

FUCK A TEAMMATE

Sometimes you just gotta walk away from the bullshit and deal with it another day...

Bro it’s the screen writer who got his dick froze and broken off by a supe while having sex!!!!! And his friend EVAN!!! Some of the best screen writers in the game KMSL

“Guest spots on Queer Eye.” - SETH

My mom fucking loves that show

.... so is MAEVE bisexual and ELENA a lesbian or are they both bi??

“We’re gonna take that motherfucker down.” - MAEVE

BUTCHER really is about to commit suicide like that?!?!

Totally forgot about ROBIN he moved onto ANNIE so quickly

Well... BUTCHER kinda said what I was thinking

He better not knock the shit out this boy again LMAO

KIMIKO + CHERIE = BBDB (bad bitchies doing business)

“Que passe-t-il?” - FRENCHIE

Bro you just can’t name drop her brother like that... that wound has not healed yet.

It’s the cussing in the church for me

I bet that old ass man was problem thinking “these goddamn millennials.“

Not another fucking motivational commercial

Yeah she got a problem that bitch is racist! You know if his heart wasn’t fucked up he could kill her right then in there.

“Look, I know it’s not easy losing your job. Okay? When I got fired, I tindered my way through Barcelona. Everyone in that city ate my paella. Fucked a guy with elephantiasis. But I got through it and so will you.” - ASHLEY

I bet you anything she no longer has a WAP iykwim

Previous speedster = MR. MARATHON

VICTORIA don’t start lookin’ all scared now! As Megan Thee Stallion once said, “talk yo shit.”

BRO PLEASE TELL THIS IS SOMETHING HE’S THINKING ABOUT DOING AND NOT ACTUALLY DOING!!!!!!!!!!

Now he’s gonna go runnin’ to STORMFRONT after this little mental break down

ICEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is she speaking about LENNY in a past tense?? Is he dead?...nvm

it’s amazing how this dude can walk after going through all of that and ofc the goddamn dog gives them away!!

House is fucked up Ik the neighbors heard all of that ruckus.

BLACK NOIR must be a lab rat because if anybody else had walked through that probably would’ve died.

“You can’t. Roll the dice cunt.” - BUTCHER

I hope this woman has home insurance.

Seeing this episode makes me want to be a movie set even more

STARLIGHT GOTTA CHILL

I don’t see how someone can be so racist but use urban slang like “what’s up”???

Aerosmith’s - Dream On is a legendary classic

These ppl are going extra hard like woah there my dudes

WHAT THE HELL IS IN STROMFRONT’s DNA?!?!??!?!

________

I think it’s safe to say that today’s episode wasn’t as nearly weird as Episode 4. As usual a lot went down in this episode and I’m just gonna let all this information marinate in my brain. But I’ll never forget that everyone’s a critic when their opinion matters the least. Episode 6 will be next week.

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i love your rants and your art, i don’t really follow a lot of dnp blogs and i kind of just wanted to rant, so i hope you don’t mind!

i’m honestly terrified that the shows may end soon. obviously i want them to move into their forever home, but i’m so scared for not getting by regular content anymore. they’ve become such a constant in my life and i rely on them a bit unhealthy to get me through the week. i’m so scared of not hearing dan’s voice for another two years or having phil upload only twice a month. ik it sounds stupid and selfish, but i’m genuinely afraid to lose them again. and i guess i’m also afraid to lose this community. with the shows everyone is so much more active and it’s so wonderful. this is the only place i really feel safe and i’m so fucking scared of being alone.

I hear you and I see you. I think a lot of us are in that place, too. Their stereo shows are going to end, and soon, and there’s nothing we can do about it.

But. 2021 is a new era of Dan and Phil, both individually and together. I suspect there will be a dip in content as they get settled in their forever home, but the fact that Phil is planning a video right NOW with moving on the horizon? That’s encouraging to me. They’re not going to abandon us. There will be new content, they have projects, there will be instagram stories and crazy tweets.

What we’ve received in the last few months is unprecedented -- yes, they had liveshows, but this is so much more. This is them being open and honest and together, and really just chatting with us! It’s special. There’s going to be a loss when they stop Stereo shows.

But I really don’t think they’ll leave us hanging. Dan has come out of his chrysalis, Phil uploads videos regularly, and they’ve gotten so used to sharing so much with us recently. I don’t think we will go back to nothing, it just doesn’t make sense, and they’re smarter than that.

As for this community, we’re not going away. Even if individual blogs move on, I know that so many people will be excited to receive dnp-related asks, to chat, and more. In Depth Bants is a thriving dnp community and it’s not going anywhere. So many people have rejoined (or just joined!) the fandom since January -- we’re excited, we love this content, and even though there will be a trickling off for some, we’re not disappearing. Some will. But not all. I might not post bi-weekly Stereo art, but I will respond to asks. I will talk about Phil’s videos. I will draw things that I find interesting (and I find Dan and Phil interesting).

I understand where you’re coming from, and I’m scared too. But it’s going to be okay. Keep reaching out, keep seeking community here. Some of us have been here since 2009 and we’re not going anywhere.

#asks #anon #rambling #I feel very preachy here but the gist is it will be okay #please feel free to reach out to me as much as you want #I'm very amicable

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Since @the-rambling-maiden gave me the kind of validation that makes one cry with joy. I couldn’t wait to publish part 2 of Mahabharata High School AU. Ik it’s too long I’m sorry 🥺.

Senior students in the limelight:

Yudhishthir:

The headboy.

Tries really hard to excell, still is barely above average.

Is driven by the idea that everyone likes him while most of his classmates find him plain annoying. Some of the teachers too.

Is the headboy because for some unknown reason Bheeshma likes him and no one likes to disagree with the principal. Dhritrashtra tried opposing but no one really listens to him.

this kid, Krishna ran a campaign that convinced everyone that Yudhishthir is the best headboy they could have. Without that he had no chance.

Everyone else just accepted and now listens to him because that’s what Krishna wants.

“Okay I’ll give a very interesting lecture in Moral science class.”

- everyone, even the teacher struggles to stay awake.

Draupadi:

Head girl.

Has witty comebacks to everything.

An all rounder.

Looking at her, everyone wonders why someone as under achieving as Yudhishthir gets to be the other school captain.

Changed her name to Panchaali. But everyone still calls her Draupadi. Doesn’t like it, but has made her peace with it.

Is already done with the world’s patriarchal ways which are the basis of the school’s sexist rule book.

Is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY beautiful.

Once, some juniors went to the principal’s office and saw a picture of the first headmistress. They were all admiring her beauty while Draupadi walked in. And suddenly all the admiration shifted to her.

An iconic friendship quadrent of Arjuna, Satyabhama, Krishna and Draupadi exists right since they joined school.

Had a beef with the Geography teacher, Kunti because had a thing going with Arjuna for a while.

“🧚🏻‍♀️🥰 How are we ignoring our beloved head boy today?🥰🧚🏻‍♀️”

Arjuna:

Heart eyes uwu.

Soccer team captain.

Is some sort of a ladies man. However, always prioritises his ECAs and Krishna.

All rounder. Had the achievements to be head boy, definitely not the time.

Girls are always crushing on him.

Dated Draupadi in the freshman year, it didn’t work out. Is still best friends with her though.

Currently in a relationship with Subhadra, she’s two years younger, but our boi doesn’t really care because he’s so smitten by her. Bestfs still above her though.

Is Kunti’s favourite kid. Kunti is an actual sweetheart exclusively to him.

Everyone loves him.

Sometimes sick of all the attention he gets.

Major enimity with the soccer team’s vice captain, Karna.

“I WILL PROVE THE VICE CAPTAIN IS NO MATCH TO ME!”

Bheema:

Really tall, really husky, Fitness freak.

Still loves food more than right about anything.

There’s only one person he’d choose over food. The head girl. Some say he has had a crush on her since junior school. Draupadi values him a lot but doesn’t seem to reciprocate the attention he gives her.

Is stupid, but it’s okay because he’s also the good-est boy in town.

Not very bright academically.

Doesn’t get the recognition he deserves.

Literally the BEST basketball player, but all everyone in school seems to care about is soccer and track events :/.

Has anger management issues which land him into trouble very often.

“Panchaali! You should be proud of me, I prevented a murder today, BY CONTROLLING MY ANGER.”

Nakul:

Is a year younger to everyone in his class.

Really cute, really handsome. Is also well aware about this.

Is not much of a ladies man but SO MANY PEOPLE have crushes on him.

Is practically never seen without his guitar and bestf, Sahadev, who is the only one who shares his birth year.

Can be found giving out personalised skin care routines for fun. And Sahadev, being the brains of the duo, charges in cash, that is how both of them get their pocket money.

Goes to the restroom after every period to make sure his hair are still on point.

Has a successful band. Obviously he’s the lead.

“Wow! Who is this beauty!? Oh my God! This is why I use mirrors as mood boosters.”

Sahadev:

Smartest kid in the school. School topper.

Can talk about random trivia for hours, and people like listening to him.

Is either in the library or hanging out with Nakul.

Hates school A LOT.

Sahadev doesn’t attend a lot of classes because he knows teachers aren’t of any help to him.

Always attends maths class, even though he doesn’t like Sir Shakuni. Prolly because he wanted to be Shakuni’s fav but Shakuni only likes the bad boys. Sigh.

Is a walking human encyclopaedia.

“Why is everyone so stupid!? I WANNA GO HOME! I HATE YOU ALL! (Except my boi Nakul).”

Krishna:

(Ik everyone in the fandom loves him v much. Please don’t hate me for this.)

Manipulative to a point its very toxic.

Doesn’t like taking responsibilities and being held accountable

so just tricks people who take up responsibility into listening to him.

The OG heart eyes in the campus.

Still ships Draupadi and Arjuna for some reason. Even though he treats Arjuna’s girlfriend as his younger sister.

So stubborn.

Is good at everything but doesn’t like the lime light.

A Krishna-Shakuni Feud is the best source of entertainment.

Krishna seems to think that every body who disagrees with him is absolutely wrong and would go any length to make a point. Is also sort of disrespectful to the teachers he doesn’t like.

However, has a very captivating charm that makes him most people’s favourite. Shakuni sees through his well planned schemes because he has fully functional brain cells.

Loves his friendship quadrant and a girl from some other school who visits often, a lot.

A feminist. Hates the school’s rule book in a positive manner.

“🧚🏻‍♀️🥰 What mischief should I do today? And how do I trick someone into thinking it was their idea, not mine?🥰🧚🏻‍♀️”

Karna:

Soccer team vice captain.

Here on a scholarship.

Every girl with daddy issues is head over heels for him.

Uses Hating Arjuna as a personality trait.

Also uses his love for Duryodhana as another personality trait.

Has lots of rumours about him. He doesn’t care because all he cares about is defeating Arjuna.

A lot of students ship Draupadi with him. It’s just stupid. Both of them dislike each other, but are too evolved to care about stupid rumours.

Is extremely generous.

Since the owner’s kid, who is RICH is his bestf, he never misses a chance to slide a meal from the overpriced canteen to any one who forgot lunch.

Suffers from classism and tries very hard to fight the inferiority complex he gets because most kids around are super rich.

Dronacharya dislikes him, he dislikes him back, however, still tries to win him.

Has abandonment issues.

Some say he looks upto Ma’am Kunti for validation.

The cricket coach, Pashuram, likes this kid though.

“Are you challenging me Arjuna!?”

Duryodhan:

Thinks too highly of himself.

Being the owner’s kid makes up for half his personality. The other half is his devotion towards his beloved Karna.

Is probably bi and Has a not so subtle crush on his bestf.

Has another personality that is devoted to trying to convince everyone he should be head boy.

He once started an intervention demanding “Duryodhana should be headbody” and he was also the leader on the intervention. Karna was unwillingly in his support.

Is Sir Shakuni’s favourite bratty kid.

Only listens to Shakuni or Karna.

Comes up with evil and downright mean mischiefs but always fails.

He once tried to full on flirt with Draupadi but got his a*s whooped.

Tried to sabotage Yudhishthir’s reputation but Krishna’s interference led him to fail.

“Where’s Mitr Karna!?!? I get anxiety when I don’t have him or Sir Shakuni around for long!”

“I should be headboy! No head girl. Karna should be headboy 2.”

Dushasan:

Befriended Duryodhana first year of school.

Looks up to Duryodhana. Only imitates his bad qualities. That’s it, that’s his entire personality.

Even Shakuni who loves bratty kids, dislikes this one.

Has more haters than the headboy. Except people hate on him openly.

Total failure.

A bully.

Dushasana can be found in the last room on the third floor of the oldest block very often. That’s the detention room.

Tries to flirt with every girl around, and girls just ew this creep AS THEY SHOULD.

Doesn’t have a personality of his own.

“Dury Bro! HOW DID YOU DO THAT? CAN I TOO PLEASE?”

Sikhandi/Sikhandini:

FEMINIST.

Gender fluid and ready to teach a lesson to anyone who invalidates her.

Strong and independent.

Important member of the soccer as well as the cricket team.

Also, a star athelete.

Has a very strong bonding with Ma’am Amba because VERY similar.

Sikhandi/Sikhandni can be seen gossiping with Amba on the stair case a lot, some claim to have heard them trash talk Bheeshma.

Bold and not afraid to stand for what they believes in without caring about the consequences.

Once they gave herself a third ear piercing, using a compass when Kunti told her a double piercing was a distraction after Yudhishthir complained about it.

Emerges as a parent figure to juniors who are bullied for being different.

“As long as you have the right intentions you’re valid okay?”

Drishtdyum:

Introvert.

Minds his own business.

Manages good grades and a spot in the sports squad.

He found out he shared his birthday with the Draupadi in second grade. Loves her like a sister since then.

The basketball coach sees some spark in him that no one else does.

Is liked by all but doesn’t get the attention he deserves.

Is pretty content with life in General.

Ashwatthama:

Soccer coach’s kid.

Is self aware.

Realistic and practical.

Suffers from major attention deprivation.

Duryodhan lent him a pencil case in second standard. Asshwatthama tries so hard to become his favourite ever since.

The Iconic Karna Dury duo however, ignore almost always.

Expanded the “Duryodhana should be headboy” intervention but his efforts weren’t recognised.

Closeted gay.

Respects superiors while disliking them.

Quite bitter.

“Will this win me Duryodhan’s love?”

Subhadra:

Eyes like forest pools.

Looks up to Draupadi as a role model.

Arjuna is her weakness even though she’s dating him.

Kunti likes her. Doesn’t mind if she’s dating Arjuna.

There’s this brilliant student in the junior section, Abhimanyu. Subhadra and Arjuna spend a lot of time with him together. They sort of look like a very happy family.

Always tops English and History class.

Gossip queen xoxo.

“Draupadi Didi and Krishna bhaiya said so, Arjuna you know I cannot say no to them.”

Dushala:

Is the sweetest person around.

Believes there is some good in every person.

Even hangs out with Duryodhana and squad thinking they’ll change some day.

Karna and Dushala often discuss how to mend this group’s ways, assisted by Dury’s girlfriend, Bhanumati.

Is stuck in a relationship with a jerk but doesn’t have the heart to break up with him.

Is literally kindness personified.

Dushala’s favourite teacher is Gandhaari. Probably because no one else gives the teacher validation and Dushala doesn’t like when someone is sad.

Jayadaratha:

Terrible person.

Only the size of a grain of sand better than Dushasana.

Started Dating Dushala Sophomore year.

Dushala really wants to break up with this jerk but she’s too sweet to hurt someone even as terrible as him so she just avoids him.

Once Draupadi slapped him in public. Dushala cheered the loudest.

Is only relevant because of his girlfriend.

Bhanumati:

Says Duryodhana is an excellent boyfriend.

Corrects her man when he’s wrong.

Is also close friends with Karna.

Led the intervention against the “Duryodhana should be headboy intervention.”

It hurt Dury but it’s okay because Bhanumati has her own thoughts and he respects that. Guess he is actually a good boyfriend.

“OMG DURY!!!! STOP IT! KARNA HOW DO WE STOP DURY FROM DOING ANOTHER F*CK UP?”

Yuyutsu:

Is very lovable.

Boy has no hater.

Somehow was befriended by Duryodhan in junior school.

Feels stuck in the Dury gang ever since.

Secretly, very strongly admires Yudhishthir, Arjuna, Draupadi and of course, KRISHNA.

Is everything you’d wanna fix in Yudhishthir.

Yuyutsu, Dushala and Vikarna trio is bff goals.

“Is there any way I can change my friend group? Face palms”

Vikarna:

Counsels Duryodhana on Yuyutsu’s advise.

There isn’t much to say about him. Dude’s a good guy with humanly flaws.

Feels stuck in Dury gang but has made his peace with their ways.

Dushala, Yuyutsu and Vikarna are often found gossiping with Ma’am Gandhaari, she often warns them about how their other friends are bad kids and they should not get influenced.

“Why!? Because yuyutsu says so that’s why!”

Eklavya:

Here on scholarship.

This poor kid was bullied so much initially when he joined school because of his economic status.

Coach Drona wouldn’t let him into the soccer team because he’s afraid someone might out shine his favourite.

Stays away from the dirty politics in school.

Became a star athelete despite all the odds he faced.

Eklavya was once locked in the washroom before a 100m race on the sports day. No one knows who did that for sure. Although some people claim to know it was Coach Drona.

Rukmini:

President of the theatre club.

Crushes on Krishna for an unknown duration.

Krishna does give her attention because EXCUSE ME, she is impossible to ignore.

Rukmini befriended Nakul in the corridors as they bumped into each other after every period, while going to/coming from the washroom to check their respective hairdos.

Satyabhama:

Is Draupadi’s psychological twin.

President of the debating society.

Another one of Krishna’s closest friends.

The school is full of Satyabhama-Krishna shippers. But their friendship quadrant knows Krishna is smitten by this girl from some other school.

Radha:

The girl from some other school.

Probably goes to an all girls convent school.

Is shy but can be seen having a a gala time with Krishna after school. Friends w Subhadra too.

Nobody in school knows much about her but it’s evident Krishna and her are 11/10 soulmates uwu.

Rukmi:

Rukmini’s twin brother.

Is overly protective of his sister.

Thinks he’s well sorted but almost always creates a mess.

Has some sort of minor feud with Krishna.

Is neck deep in a very toxic friendship with Shishupal.

Shishupal:

Rebel without a cause.

A headache.

Wants to fight Krishna but is scared of him.

Wants to join the Dury gang but no on lets him in.

Shishupal is known to spread the most problematic rumours in school.

Hidimbi:

Stays occupied in her small social circle of not so popular kids.

She’s famous, though doesn’t talk to many people.

Proposed to Bheem in middle school.

Bheem gently turned her down because he was already mad about Draupadi. Hidimba moved on with life without sulking about it. Probably still likes him though.

Also, really close to this Ghatotkutch person who is in fifth grade.

Ulupi and Chitrangada:

Dated Arjuna for a few weeks each.

Then bonded over how he’s not a good boyfriend and not as perfect as everyone thinks he is. they do have a point though.

Are now bestfs and don’t like anyone else in school.

Since, I’m an attention wh*re tagging: @bigheadedgirlwithbigdreams @soniaoutloud @supermeh-krishnafan @incorrectmahabharatquotes @chaanv @hoeticulture @lemponkoira @1nsaankahanhai-bkr

Also, link to part 1: https://eclecticwordblender.tumblr.com/post/625462681921568768/foundation

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