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[pocket-stars]

forgive me i drew this on my phone with my thumb while falling asleep

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[butchhamlet]

oh my god it's the 23rd. happy birthday cunt

#max.txt #i am so scattered. i forgor

[maxiemumdamage]

Percy Jackson proving he’s a true New Yorker by not knowing how to drive in the slightest and yet still feeling well within rights to lay on the horn and criticize the guy who cuts him off.

#I’m so proud of him #percy jackson #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #max.txt

[goosemixtapes]

actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one

#max.txt #this is okay to reblog don't mind me pulling my hair out . over here

[spacedykensfw2]

I realize that seeing subs uncomfortable/crying is The Thing for some folks, but when I’m watching porn I absolutely love seeing subs that are smiling and clearly enjoying themselves, maybe even getting a little goofy with it. Like when someone gets slapped across the face and just grins? Yeah. Smiling and agreeing with degrading names? Giggling when they gag particularly loudly? Even better: when the dom pauses during something somewhat intense/gross/kinky just to kiss their sub bc they’re doing so well, and they BOTH are smiling and enjoying themselves?????? God

#also that’s me #you smack me hit me whatever. I’m smiling at u #not in a defiant way! in a ‘I’m happy to be here and I’m having fun’ way #max.txt #must have your age in your bio/pinned to follow! #popular

[isopode]

#i luv r/entomology its so good. so so good #max.txt #100* #500* #1k* #2k* #10k*

[ballisticmarking]

a compilation

#hasnt he suffered enough #phoenix wright #maya fey #ace attorney #plvsaa #anime #gifs #max.txt #100* #500* #1k* #2k*

[aknosde]

actually never gonna stop thinking abt the botl hug scene. what’s the last line. annabeth what’s the last line. and she just opens her arms!! percy walks right in and hugs her and she’s standing there with tears in her eyes and won’t tell him the last line. and he trusts her so much that he doesn’t ask again. imagine that. imagine being fourteen and knowing that you are doomed to a terrible fate and your best friend in the entire world just received a prophecy and won’t tell you the last line of it. and you just trust her. bc what else do you do. you love her. what else do you do.

#hi going insane #pjo #percy jackson #max.txt #annabeth chase #botl #botl posting

[yexie]

imagine you're like 16 and you met this really cool and pretty girl at summer camp, but you didn't get to talk to her that much because your older brother keeps getting in trouble and shit. he then disappears and you go find him, only to run into your crush who is then mean to you, but it turns out she was trying to help you find your brother. together, you come up with a plan to help your brother, his sort-of-boyfriend who you don't like, and your fun but not-that-helpful friend. but you're worried about your crush and so once those guys are safe, you go to check on her. turns out there's zombies and the only way to save them is to kill some kind of evil smoke bird. your brother and that guy you don't like decide to do that, and instead of letting you deal with things yourself, your brother puts you, your crush, and your not-helpful friend in a magical cage to protect you or whatever.

everyday jiang cheng wakes up.

#i completely forgot abt this scene and it fucking floored me when i saw it #what do you think they talked about in there... #the untamed #cql #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jiang cheng #s: cql #c: jiang cheng #c: wen qing #c: nie huaisang #rs: chengqing #max.txt

[lesbiaeneas]

everyone be quiet it's squish his bald head sunday wednesday

#sorry to the people who already had to deal with this. if i don't finish my finals soon i'm going to die #max.txt #cicero

[butchhamlet]

macbeth really is such a fascinating guy because when he's thinking about doing the murder he actually sits with himself for a second and goes "if i do this, i'm signing over my immortal soul, and i'm probably going to be miserable with guilt" and then he does it and is miserable with guilt. and it makes him very very interesting! because it's not an impulse thing! he knows! so what makes a person make that choice? what amount of personal ambition, what lust for glory, what amount of wifely-pressure-fueled conception-of-masculinity-as-violence can get someone to do that?

because it isn't idiocy. he knows damn well. and none of his asides, none of his elaborate visually-fantastical speeches or deft metaphors, are the words of a blundering dumbass. personally, i think the core of macbeth is exactly what we find out before he ever steps on stage: he's a soldier, and more than that, he;s a killer. and he's extremely good at it. fuck diplomacy--basically every single problem he faces in the play is one he tries to kill his way out of, because it's the only strategy he knows. at some point, i don't even think it's just manhood-as-violence for him; it's personhood-as-violence. in 3.1 he threatens to get into the lists against fate, against the price of his own defiled soul; at the end, he resolves to go down fighting no matter what. as much as people love to joke about macbeth being foolhardy and easily-pressured and not looking more than five minutes into the future--the guy knows. but all he's ever done, all he can do, is fight. he's not a fool. he's a machine.

but also, fascination aside, what the fuck is wrong with him lmfao my guy you KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

#max.txt #macbeth #it is one in the morning.

[maxiemumdamage]

Alastor being all “Charlie is like a daughter to me!” when in fact their relationship is usually polite antagonism at best is so damn funny to me. Like he never even really believed in Charlie’s ambitions, he was at the Hotel for laughs, but then an opportunity falls into his lap to taunt Lucifer in emotionally damaging ways and get away with it and he ran.

#y’all gotta remember that Alastor laughs at orphans in his introduction. he does not want to parent. this was just pettiness. #hazbin hotel #hazbin spoilers #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #radio demon #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #max.txt

[goosemixtapes]

“a relationship should be between one man and one woman” a relationship should be a cunty backstabbing swordsman, a butch knight with autism, and the emotional shadows of the two kings that died under their respective watches

#max.txt #asoiaf #to be clear this post is about #jaime lannister #and #brienne of tarth #straight shipping for gay people i mean it.

[vivelarevolution13]

tbh I still think Brock Rumlow was an interesting character and upon further examination way more unsettling a villain than most to me because like. Let’s be real, the second you lay eyes on Robert Redford as Pierce monologuing in his pristine suit and glass office high up in the sky he just screams Evil Politician! at you. You can see it coming a mile away. Meanwhile Rumlow is….Just Some Guy. On the surface, he’s just some side dude. He’s not enhanced, he’s not in some major position of power, he’s just someone who’s really good at what he does and seems dedicated enough to the work and functions well with his team. He respects Steve, might admire him even, but not so much that he gets starry eyed like everybody else. He’s lighthearted but focused, he’s no nonsense, he’s the everyman Steve can relate to way more than spooks like Natasha or Fury.

And okay, maybe what Rumlow does for a living is beat intimidate and kill people, but it’s not like that’s the primary objective, right, because SHIELD are the good guys and this is what Steve does now, too, anyway; except that Steve doesn’t really use any weapons other than the shield, he holds back, he doesn’t carry a gun anymore which is usually fine since he’s dangerous enough without it. But when that leaves him vulnerable, he’s covered: Rumlow’s got his six, and he does it well, and he earns some of his trust. This is familiar to Steve.

And maybe Rumlow’s a little too good, fine, maybe he shoots a guy in the head within the first fifteen minutes of the movie when he doesn’t necessarily have to and then cracks jokes immediately after but that’s alright too, because that guy had Steve at gunpoint and that guy was Bad whereas Rumlow is One of the Good Guys just doing his job, right. Rumlow’s joking around because he’s used to the violence, they’re all used to it, and this is just how it works. They’re just soldiers doing the grunt work and following orders, and this is familiar, too.

Except that they’re not soldiers and this isn’t a war, except that the work is for an intelligence agency whose job it is to hoard and steal information and monitor civilians and orchestrate and sabotage and meddle in internal and external state affairs. Except that the Good Guys, in reality, are extremely grey at best. Except that many of the Good Guys turn out to be Nazis on top of everything else, and it’s not that far of a stretch.

But when it’s all starting to unravel, you’re still thinking well maybe some of these guys didn’t know. Maybe they didn’t do it out of individual belief, and if faced with the right choice, they can be redeemed.

That is until you realize that Rumlow maybe didn’t respect Steve and what he did so much as what Steve could do if only Steve weren’t “weak” in other ways, if Steve had chosen the right side. That it not being personal is less a cop out and more a taunt the same way just following orders has always been, for Rumlow and many many men that came before him and will continue to come after. Until the vault when, by the most charitable of interpretations, Rumlow looks at the Winter Soldier letting himself be smacked around and crying and getting shocked like he’s maybe a little unnerved (if not just downright fascinated) by the whole thing, but not enough that it really changes anything for him, because the end justifies the means and it’s not really his problem, anyway.

Until Sam shows up and Rumlow looks at him like a bird of prey and says This is gonna hurt with a fucking smile on his face, and then you think: shit, man, obviously. How was it not clear from the start.

To me, what makes someone like Rumlow a good villain, even a side one, is not that he’s straight up Insane & Evil™️ or suffering from Tragic Backstory Syndrome or all hopped up on magic superstrength juice or whatever, but precisely the fact that he’s Just Some Guy with a cockroach survival mentality who operates well within the established system and just so happens to be really good at his job - a job that he might’ve even joined thinking it was for a good cause, or because he had something to prove, or simply because it gave him one hell of an excuse to be a bully. Because he either wholeheartedly believes in HYDRA or he just doesn’t give much of a shit either way so long as he gets his due in the end, and both are just as bad.

Because when you strip away all the grand scale superhero theatrics, you’ve seen this before. You’ve seen Rumlows in your school and in your neighborhood and in the military and the cop car patrolling your street. They’re the ones who sometimes say or do somewhat offputting shit but you figure it’s fine because they’re otherwise real nice or charismatic or normal looking, or maybe they work a job that’s framed as helpful or protective or inherently good despite the power dynamics at play, or they share your background and interests and you chat about the weather being crap this time of year.

And every time one of them turns out to be a violent, hateful piece of shit, you’re still somehow surprised then, too, when you really shouldn’t be.

#apologies for the extra long post but I’ve been thinking about why he freaks me out as much as he does #the world is full of brock rumlows is all i’m saying. #and that to me is way more terrifying than evil crazy russians in underground labs or deranged aliens could ever be #brock rumlow #ca: tws #brock rumlow meta #I guess???? hello how the fuck did I get here at 5 pm on a tuesday jesus christ #mcu meta #max.txt

[encyclop3dia]

where are the tokyo ghoul fans in 2024..

#tokyo ghoul #we need like a support group or smth #max.txt

[ballisticmarking]

get ready.

#ides of march #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #larry butz #screencaps #max.txt #100* #500* #1k*