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heehoonieluvs · 8 months

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Please look at me

Sunghoon x reader

Fluff, angst

The way that the members are depicted in this story has nothing to do with how they really are or how I feel they are. It is all solely for the storyline so please bear that in mind 🫶

Summary: After realising how wrong he had been about your intentions, Sunghoon had been trying so hard to get you alone to have a talk and make it up to you. But the difficulty in expressing his feelings into words made things a bit more difficult

F/N = female name

Warnings: cursing, arguing, name calling, alcohol consumption (please let me know if I need to add more

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*Flashback*

The boys had just finished their team meet up during lunch but Sunghoon took his time in the shower whilst the rest of the boys rushed to the library to find a nice booth. As he exited the changing rooms, he was instantly met with an irritating voice

“Hoonie! There you are!” F/N’s squeal rang through the whole corridor, causing Sunghoon to roll his eyes as he turned towards her.

“What do you want F/N? I’ve told you to stop calling me that stupid name” his face was so cold towards her that it shocked the other students when F/N carried on with her antics

“Don’t he silly Hoonie it’s so cute. I was just wondering if you’re free anytime soon to go clothes shopping with me for my birthday party?”

“Look F/N, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. I’m not interested. Leave me alone and go bother someone else” he snapped

“What’s wrong with you Hoonie? Is it that skank Y/N? She’s fucked with your mind so she can have you all to yourself hasn’t she?” Her eyes narrowed as the harsh words spilled out of her mouth

Sunghoon didn’t know why but the way F/N spoke about you really pissed him off. The thought of anyone calling you such disgusting names caused him to clench his fists

“Don’t you even dare call Y/N that. She’s nothing like you so don’t try and drag her down to your level” he didn’t know what came over him as he came to your defence. He usually would give a shit, never mind speak up when anyone talked about someone who wasn’t his family or group of friends

F/N’s eyes widened and the students around them gasped at his outburst. This was the first time they had seen Sunghoon show any sort of reaction to anything

“Oh my god. You like her don’t you?” F/N scoffed

Sunghoon couldn’t think of anything to say to her. Did he like you? Your smile was enough to brighten his dull day. The way you took the time to cook for him and his friends and even spend more money to make sure that they were fed properly gave him butterflies. And after seeing you look so adorable whilst watching him at rugby practice made his heart race more than it already was from running.

F/N took his silence as confirmation and couldn’t stand it

“Well just so you know, Y/N is a two-faced bitch. I overheard her talking to someone in her class saying that she wanted to gain your attention by being all nice and sweet to you and your friends so that she could sleep with you. And the other day when I went to ask Sunoo where you were, she was so horrible to me and even raised her hand to slap me. She was so crazy that even Sunoo had to step in to stop her but she said that I was just trying to steal you away from her.” She took a breath dramatically before carrying on

“I know I should’ve told you before but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. However you deserve to know the truth. The other day, she was asking Sunoo so many questions about what you liked and your ideal type. But then she threatened Sunoo to not tell you about what happened when he refused to say anything. He’s too scared to burn his bridges with her since her parents have connections to the school and could easily make his life hell. So he does all of this for her so that she won’t ruin his future. I care about you. And your friends. I’m here for you Hoonie”

She reach up to cup his face but he flinched back

“I need time to think” he mumbled before turning to make his way to the library

*Present*

The next day at lunch felt extremely intense. Sunghoon had confessed to the boys about him snapping at you and explained how F/N’s words had fucked with his mind to the point where he just spewed a load of a load of bullshit to take it out on you. The boys couldn’t come up with the words to say as he was explaining everything. His eyes were downcast as he could feel the burning glare from Sunoo piercing through his skull

“You shouldn’t be explaining this to us. Tell it to Y/N and apologise for not only talking to her that way, but for breaking her heart. She never mentioned anything about liking you but I could tell that she did. And I know you like her too. So how could you be so stupid for believing that bitch F/N when you know her history of trying to suck up to you? Did you really think that Y/N was capable to be so heartless and threaten me? I’ve told you from the start about how much we care about each other and in all honesty, I’m hurt that you also believed F/N’s words over mine” Sunoo couldn’t hold back his tears before getting up and leaving the table to find you

“Sunoo I’m s-” Sunghoon’s words were cut off as Heeseung’s hand patted his shoulder

“Hey just let him cool off ok. I’m sure that once you’ve all gathered your thoughts, you can have a talk with him and Y/N and things can get better” Heeseung’s comforting words caused him to break down and bring his hands to his face

“What do I do hyung? I fucked up so badly and I don’t know how to make it up to Y/N” he sobbed

The boys felt so bad for their crying friend as they knew how hard it was for him to express his emotions. So seeing him break down like this in the cafeteria showed them just how guilty he was.

“Don’t worry Sunghoon hyung. We’re here for you all and we promise we’ll help you through it all”

Sunghoon sniffled and brushed his tears away “I really appreciate it Jungwonnie”

He was going to make it up to you. He needed to.

The next day

It was so hard for you to avoid the boys yesterday but you were scared that Sunghoon had told them all of the lies that he had accused you of and no longer wanted to be around you. Your heart ached seeing them in the cafeteria together so you quickly left and ate your lunch outside on your own. You were scared to think that Sunoo may have believed that you were using him but that thought was quickly diminished when he ran up to you with tears streaming down his face. You told him about F/N confronting you and he asked why you didn’t come to him for back up and that he would’ve been there when you needed him.

It was safe to say that the two of you were bawling your eyes out and as a result, you both came into class today with puffy eyes. You guys did have a bit of a laugh after seeing each other’s swollen faces so that was at least something that brightened your day a bit

“Um Y/Nie, I know things are a bit weird at the moment but do you think you’ll sit with us at lunch today? We all missed you and the whole vibe was miserable” he pouted, puffing his cheeks out slightly

You couldn’t resist yourself and poked his cheeks before sighing “I don’t know Sunoo. I think I still need some time away. This isn’t me trying to end my friendship with the boys because I’d never do that, but it would be wrong for me to stay around and make it feel like you guys had to choose a side. I’ll just go to my usual spot so if you ever want to join me, then feel free to do so”

He gave you a pitiful smile at your words. Seeing you so upset and feeling like you’re at fault shattered his heart. But he knew not to push anything and that you needed time

“I understand Y/Nie. But I’ll still come to eat with you though. You don’t chew with your mouth open so I’ll be able to eat in peace and quiet”

You laughed at his words, feeling thankful that he still stuck by you and put a smile on your face

A week later

The breeze felt so refreshing as it brushed through your hair. Being outside in the sun made you feel so relaxed and you really needed it.

Your exams were coming up soon and because you had been pulling all nighters to fit in more studying, you had been forgetting to bring lunch. There was barely enough time for you to run out of the house with breakfast so making lunch at this point was a luxury

You had finally gotten back to talking to the boys (except for one obvious person) and it was like nothing changed. Well, except for the fact that you didn’t eat lunch with them anymore. It was nice to have your breaks outside so it wasn’t like you were complaining. You just missed having fun with them during lunch

Fortunately, the boys acted like nothing changed and didn’t make things awkward. It made you feel better that you hadn’t caused a rift between the boys, especially between Sunoo and Sunghoon. Sunoo was definitely still upset but he hardly brought it up so that you wouldn’t get upset.

Since you didn’t have any lunch or money on you, you resorted to having a little sketch in your notebook. You were completely immersed in your sketching that you didn’t hear the footsteps approaching you.

The person coughed slightly to gain your attention and when you looked up, you were met with a shy looking Sunghoon. His eyes kept on flickering between the floor and your eyes before he reached out to you, holding your favourite sandwich.

“Um. I noticed that you didn’t turn up to lunch and Sunoo told me where you were. I saw you didn’t have any food so I got you this” he mumbled while avoiding eye contact with you

Shocked was one way to describe how you were feeling. His change of demeanour was giving you whiplash and you didn’t know how to react. Did he think that this was a way to get you to move on from what happened the last time you spoke?

You looked at the sandwich in his hands before scoffing “What is this about Sunghoon? Are you really going to act like the last time we spoke, you didn’t accuse me of using your friends and called me a slut? Do I look like I have the word ‘idiot’ written on my forehead?”

“No! No I swear that’s not my intention! Look, I am an absolute idiot for what I did and there’s nothing that can take back what I said. If I could, I really would. I do not deserve your forgiveness at all, especially after the way I treated you but I cannot express how sorry I am and I had no right to talk to you the way I did. If you don’t want to forgive me, I completely understand but could you please at least eat this to get some energy? I’m really worried about you Y/N and want you to be safe” his hands were practically shaking and he was stumbling over his words.

He had planned how he was going to apologise, but after seeing your beautiful face again after what he felt like ages, it all flew out of the window.

“Sunghoon I don’t know what you’re trying to achieve here. We weren’t friends and we’re not now so I don’t know why you’re so concerned about me. I appreciate you apologising but I just can’t accept this. You really broke me Sunghoon. Please just leave me alone” and with that you stood up and walked away, leaving Sunghoon with the sandwich forgotten in his hands

Over the next few days, you had arrived to your seat in your lectures to be met with cute but messy bento boxes. They’d be filled with your favourite foods and snacks in the shape of cute animals (you think) and a banana milk. You asked Sunoo if he knew anything about it but he just shrugged with a smirk and that was enough to tell you who they had come from. Each box was accompanied by a little note either saying words of encouragement, telling you how sorry he was, how beautiful you were, you name it. But your favourite ones were the notes that had a song recommendation for the day

The songs ranged from sweet apology songs to cute upbeat songs. Today, the song that he chose was ‘Truly Madly Deeply’ by Savage Garden. You smiled and put in your earphones to listen to the song.

The beautiful melody filled your ears with warmth and you closed your eyes. You took the time to really listen to the lyrics and froze. Is this song meant to be him hinting something to you? Was this him trying to confess that he had feelings for you? He never said anything to suggest that he did except for when he’d recommended a song. You didn’t want to overthink it though as you didn’t want it to result in disappointment.

You picked off the note stuck on the bento box to put it in your pocket, which had become a habit now, but you saw that there was another note on the other side reading:

Please meet me in the school gym at lunch when you’ve finished eating pretty girl x

P.S I hope you like the penguins 💕

(Reference pic)

You were contemplating about whether to go or not but he had been taking care of you for the past few days, so you owe him some time.

Skip to lunch

You told Sunoo that he didn’t need to wait for you and you were transparent about what Sunghoon had wrote. He didn’t seem that shocked so you suspected that he knew what was going on. One thing you must say, Sunghoon’s food always tasted good. They may have looked a bit sloppy at the beginning but each day, they got cuter. You let out a sigh after filling up with the delicious and packed your things up to head to the gym.

When you arrived, you poked your head through the door and saw Sunghoon sitting on a bench, bouncing his legs. At the sound of the gym door opening, his head swung in your direction and he quickly stood up and wiped his sweaty palms on his pants.

“Hey” he said with a nervous smile. It was so cute seeing him like this since you’ve been so used to him being emotionless.

“Hi, so what did you you call me here for?” You didn’t want to sound too harsh despite the things he said to you in the past.

“Well… um… I- I was wondering if you liked the packed lunches I made for you? I know they don’t look that great but I thought they would make you happy” he stuttered as his eyes flicked between you and the ground.

“Yeah I love them, thank you Sunghoon. You really didn’t have to do any of this for me you know?”

“B- but I do though. You took care of me and the guys so I need to return the favour. And you haven’t been looking after yourself so I want you to eat well”

“Well I really appreciate it Sunghoon” you looked at him with a soft smile and Sunghoon felt like his stomach was doing somersaults. It had been a while since he had seen your beautiful smile directed to him. He missed it after only receiving cold stares from you

“I also wanted to let you know that I’m so sorry for everything. You didn’t deserve the way I treated you from the start. Especially that horrible day outside of the library. I need to be completely honest with you Y/N. I have feelings for you and I know it sounds crazy because it’s so soon. But you consume my mind 24/7 and I just feel the need to be around you all of the time. Yes I was stupid for being a complete asshole but after I expressed everything to the guys, it’s made me realise that I like you. More than just a friend. Being away from you was the most pain I’ve ever felt and I just couldn’t comprehend the feelings I had. The way I handled the situation was completely immature of me but I’ve figured out my true feelings. You don’t have to say anything but I just really need you to know that I’ve caught feelings for you and I’m so sorry about disrespecting you out of immaturity” he felt like he couldn’t breathe after he spilt the words out. But the weight of his hidden feelings was finally lifted off his shoulders.

As for you? You were frozen in shock. So it was true that the song he recommended today was to confess to you.

“You like me? Since when? I’m sorry I’m just, my mind’s just frazzled right now” you were still trying to comprehend everything that he said

“Yes I really do like you Y/N. In all honesty, I don’t know when it started. But the more you were around, the more I felt like I could warm up to you. You’re so beautiful and I can’t stop thinking about you. Please believe me when I say that I never would’ve thought about talking to you in such a shit way if F/N never approached me in the first place. I know that sounds like such a pathetic excuse and that’s not me trying to excuse my behaviour. But I didn’t think of you in that way, nor do I do now. The first time meeting you I was hesitant, I do admit, but F/N just brought back horrible memories of people using my friends and hurting them in the past”

“Wait. What does F/N have anything to do with this?” You asked with confusion

From that, Sunghoon explained everything about what F/N had told him. He felt embarrassed that he fell for her lies so easily and he could tell that you were feeling overwhelmed

“I get that I’m stupid for even believing F/N in the first place. You are the first girl who has made me feel genuinely wanted just for being me. Not just because of my looks or popularity. The feeling was so foreign that I had no idea how to process it. There have been girls in the past who lured me into being interested in them, just to use me. So hearing that you were trying to do the same just made me go on the defence immediately to protect myself and my friends again”

You felt pity on the boy as his eyes fell to the ground again. It must’ve been hard for him having to experience people not truly caring about him and not knowing who to actually trust. And he didn’t exactly know you as well as someone like Sunoo would so you didn’t blame him for being conscious about you.

“I’m so sorry that you’ve had to experience than Sunghoon. I really don’t hold anything against you for being hesitant when I started to hang out with you guys. And yes what you did was a proper dickhead move. But in a way, if I was already overwhelmed about my feelings about someone and another person told me that I was being used, I’d probably feel the same. I’m just hurt because F/N came up to me at the start of lunch that day to tell me that you just pitied me and used me for entertainment. So when you then later called me pathetic and a slut, it made me believe that F/N had been telling me the truth. As for me trying to slap her, it was actually the opposite way round. She came up to Sunoo, trying to find you but I ended up getting involved and she tried to slap me. Speaking of, I really do need to apologise to you for slapping you that day. It was really low of me and I shouldn’t of resorted to violence” at this point, you were in tears as you explained your side to him. Saying it all out loud just built up the confusing emotions till they pushed the need for you to cry it out

Seeing how hurt you were, Sunghoon instantly pulled you into a massive bear hug. You were already hurt from what F/N had said to you and he just had to add fuel to the fire. Seeing you so upset crushed his soul so he tilted your face up and wiped your tears away. He cupped your cheeks and used his thumbs to brush away the stray tears, causing your face to unintentionally pout.

Sunghoon’s heart started to race at the adorable sight of you. Your round watery eyes, puffy cheeks and irresistible pout made you look like a kicked puppy and he felt the urge to keep you for himself only

“Oh sweetheart. Don’t ever apologise to me. I don’t deserve it. And the things that F/N said to you are completely untrue. From what it seems, she spoke to you before coming to me to stir things between us. She caught on that I like you and started talking shit” he leaned his forehead onto yours and took a deep inhale through his nostrils

“I have a feeling that you’re right. She knew that I liked you too so she probably saw it as some kind of threat”

Sunghoon’s ears perked up at your comment and slightly pulled away to look at you properly “Liked? Do you not like me anymore? I really ruined it didn’t I?” He mumbled as his bottom lip popped out. It was slightly trembling at the thought that he had officially lost his chance with you

“No! Wait I mean yes? Wait, I- I’m just confused with how I’m feeling right now. I still like you Sunghoon despite what had happened. It’s kind of hard to lose feelings after you make me food and look so cute” you teased

He was definitely shocked but quickly tried to hide it to seem collected. So he smugly responded “Huh? So you think I’m cute? What can I say, I’m absolutely irresistible”

You scoffed with a subtle smile and pushed him away but he whined and pulled you back in

“No don’t push me away! I’m sorry pretty girl” he pushed your head into the crook of his head so he could rest his cheek on the crown on your head and rocked you side to side. He wanted to make the most out of this moment now that you were completely in his arms. He took a deep breath before deciding that he needed to do something before he loses his opportunity

“I know this might be too soon, but I really want to give us a try. I genuinely like you and want to be able to get to know you. You don’t need to agree and I would not blame you at all” he couldn’t bring himself to look at you as he confessed so he carried on rocking you. But he was mostly doing it to calm his nerves

You were completely silent and it made him tense up. He thought that this would be when you push him away and leave him heartbroken but you quietly said

“Ok let’s try. But just so you know, you’re not completely off the hook though. I still need to process everything but if we can take this slow, I’d love to give us a chance”

You looked up at him and he instantly got deja vu from the time you looked at him during practice.

“Of course! We can take it as slow as you want pretty girl. Thank you for giving me the chance” he was smiling so wide that you just stared at his gorgeous face in awe. He looked at your love-struck face and tucked your hair behind your ears

“You can’t get enough of this handsome face can you”

“Actually I take everything back”

“Wait no!”

Time skip

Sunghoon all but stormed through the corridors the next day after first second period. He zipped past the terrified students till he found the person he was looking for

“What is your deal F/N? I didn’t think you’d be even more ridiculous after what you’ve done in the past but you’ve proved me wrong” he spat

The burning gaze made F/N gulp in fear. She was currently on her own so she had no back up from her little followers

“Hoonie where is this coming from? I promise I’ve done nothing wrong”

“Oh give me a break F/N I know that you’ve been lying to Y/N and me. How bored must you be to try and pit people against each other just because you’re so miserable. Did you really think that pulling this shit would make me like you?”

F/N teared up now that she had been caught in the act. She didn’t want to admit that there was no way that Sunghoon would like her back. She desperately grabbed onto his arms as she looked at him with crazy eyes

“No it’s not true! Hoonie I didn’t do anything! Y/N is lying to you! She’s a crazy bitch that need to be taken away. I love you Hoonie and wouldn’t never lie to you”

He shoved her hands away in disgust “Cut the bullshit. I see through your stupid act. What goes through your head to think that what you’re doing is ok? Why are you making up these ridiculous lies for?”

F/N just looked at him in defeat. She knew now that there was no point in hiding it anymore “Hoonie, I have loved you for so long. I just wanted you to look at me, to give me attention. And you never once spared me the time of day. All I want is for you to like me the way I like you but you never did. Now all of a sudden, Y/N saunters in acting all innocent and she steals you away from me. She didn’t do shit and didn’t even like you. But once she started to catch feelings, suddenly you like her too. Do you blame me for being jealous when I’ve had to watch you fawn over some new girl you basically just met?”

“I’m sorry F/N but you can’t just force me to like you. I’ve fallen for Y/N because of how genuine and selfless she is. And in all honesty, I cannot say that about you. Don’t forget that you tried to use Jay and Jake to get to me as well so you can’t try to accuse Y/N of doing the same with Sunoo. I was a complete fool for believing what you had said” he shook his head and chuckled at how ridiculous his past self was

“If it is true that you actually like me, then I’m sorry that I didn’t and will not return your feelings. But I’m asking you now to please leave me, Y/N and my friends alone. They don’t deserve to be dragged into this and now I’m taking on the responsibility to protect them from getting hurt. You will find someone one day F/N and that person is most certainly not me”

F/N sighed in acceptance. She was in tears but this was the wake up call she needed to confirm his true feelings about her

“You’re right Hoonie. And I’m sorry. But before I do all of this, can you please to do something for me? I promise that if you do, I will leave you all alone.”

Sunghoon sighed. He was slightly hesitant but if it meant that she’d leave you alone, he’ll do anything

“I guess so. What do you want me to do?”

“Well, my birthday party is coming up soon and I want you stay by me. Just for that night”

“You know what? Fine. But only if I get to bring Y/N and the guys”

F/N looked defeated but was still satisfied that he’d at least come for her birthday

After exams finished

It took a lot of begging and pouting from Sunghoon’s end to get you to go to F/N’s birthday party with him and the boys. To tell the truth, you were already convinced to go but what’s the harm in milking it so you could see him act cute for a bit longer?

You were deciding what to wear since you barely owned any sort of clothing that was suitable for partying. Luckily for you, one of your friends was generous to let you try on a few of hers. You ultimately decided to go for a black mini dress as it hugged your figure perfectly. It was nothing like what you’d usually dress but you felt a wave of confidence just thinking about how Sunghoon could react to seeing you.

After you finished up your hair and makeup, you sprayed on your favourite perfume just as the doorbell rang. You opened it up and was met with Sunghoon in all of his glory. The two of you stood in silence as you took the sight of each other in.

“Oh wow. You look absolutely gorgeous. I mean, not like you’re not gorgeous all of the time” he gulped audibly as he looked you up and down

You giggled at his cute behaviour “Thank you! And you look as handsome as ever”

Your new found confidence stirred something in Sunghoon’s stomach and he was so tempted to just flake on the party and have you to himself. But unfortunately for him, he had a deal that he had to take on

As you walked passed him to get to his car, he caught a whiff of your sweet scent and that’s when he knew that it would be a long night for him

At F/N’s house

The two of you walked into the party with Sunghoon’s hand holding you on your lower back. You received a few drunken stares as you sauntered in but their attention didn’t linger for too long.

He whispered into your ear to reassure you and ask if you were ok. So you turned to him with a smile and told him that you were fine. It didn’t take long for you two to find the rest of the boys. At the moment, Niki and Jungwon were the only sober ones, whilst the rest were sipping on the alcoholic punch. You were all excited that this was the first time you had all partied together so they brought you over to take some shots.

It seemed like you were all good at handling alcohol. Well, except Jake and Heeseung. Niki was filming you all and was in absolute stitches. If he was going to be the only sober one, he was at least gonna have some fun with it. You could tell Sunghoon was feeling a lot looser than he usually was and it was refreshing to see. With that, he was extremely cuddly with you and would whine every time your attention was diverted from him

Jake suggested that you all got up to dance and none of you were going to turn down the offer. You were having the time of your life dancing with your friend’s and lip syncing to your favourite songs. Sunghoon’s arms were wrapped around your waist protectively and you leaned back against his chest. Even though you looked like a goddess, he didn’t appreciate the lingering stares of guys around you. So to make a point that you were his, he leaned down to nuzzle his nose into your neck, where you had sprayed your perfume. The sensation tickled you so you giggled and reached up to run your fingers through his hair.

It definitely looked like the two of you were officially together but you didn’t care about what everyone else was feeling. You all dance together in a mini circle for a few minutes. It was all going well until the fun was rudely disrupted

“Hey Hoonie, you made it!” F/N voice came from behind you

You couldn’t lie, she looked breathtaking. There was no wonder she could get with almost every guy she wanted.

The rest of the boys could also feel the tension from F/N’s presence. Sunghoon told you all about the deal he had made with F/N so they weren’t completely surprised when she approached.

“Oh hey. Thanks for inviting us” Sunghoon felt the need to fill the awkwardness but it was obvious that he wanted F/N to leave him alone

“Don’t be silly Hoonie. You promised you’d be my date for tonight remember?”

“That was not exactly the deal but whatever” he rolled his eyes

She tugged on his sleeves which ended up unwrapping his arms from where they comfortably sat on your waist.

“I’m gonna steal Hoonie away so I can cut my cake bye”

No one could get a word in before she dragged him through the crowd. You all stood there in disbelief but Heeseung approached you and put his arm around your shoulder

“Don’t worry your pretty head Y/Nie. It’ll just be a few hours till we can leave and then we can grab some burgers on the way back to ours” he ruffled your hair softly before you all carried on dancing to distract yourself

For the entire night, F/N was clinging onto Sunghoon’s arm. But you knew that once he fulfilled his side of the deal, she would as well and leave you all alone once and for all. That isn’t to say that it didn’t hurt to see them together as she cut her cake. You didn’t want to admit it but they did look good together. The boys must’ve sensed your discomfort so they stayed with you which calmed you a bit.

From your guesses, F/N had been prancing around and showing off the gorgeous man on her arm the entire night but you were low-key glad they weren’t around you since you didn’t have to watch him with someone else. If it wasn’t for your friends being around you, making you laugh to the point of tears, you were sure that you would be spiralling right now.

“Hey are you alright sweetheart? If you’re worried about Sunghoon it’s ok. He doesn’t want to do this either and I’m 100% sure he wants nothing more than to be with you right now. Just think that after tonight, you won’t have to deal with her again” Jay comforted you despite being drunk himself

You felt slightly nauseous so you excused yourself to go to the toilet. And since Niki was the only sober one, he offered to take you like the gentleman he was.

Despite him being the baby of the group, Niki was extremely attentive when it came to you and it was so endearing. He really treated you like his older sister and he was literally the protective baby brother you didn’t realise you needed. As you both made your way up the stairs, the music started to slightly fade which gave you guys the opportunity to talk.

“You know noona, I’m really happy that you hang out with us. And it’s so nice to see Sunghoon hyung so happy when you’re around. He may seem quite calm but I know that you definitely make him extremely giddy when you do anything. It’s the only time I’ve seem him so whipped for someone and I’m glad that it’s you. We all can acknowledge that what he said to you was fucked, but I can reassure you that he meant none of it and he’s completely serious about making you guys work”

His words made you tear up from how sweet he was. In a way, it felt like he was your baby who was growing up in front of your eyes.

“Oh Niki you’re such a sweetheart. What would I do without you hey?”

“I don’t know but I guess you’d have no one to make you laugh”

The two of you looked at each other in silence for a few seconds before bursting out into laughter as you carried on to the bathroom (F/N has a big house ok 😭)

As you carried on bantering about the boys, the last thing the two of you were expecting was to open the bathroom door and find F/N and Sunghoon making out against the counter

You let out a gasp which made them split apart and Sunghoon was sure that his life had just shattered into a billion pieces. You couldn’t find the words to express the pain you were feeling so you turned to run out of the house with Niki quickly following (of course not before he sent Sunghoon a glare that could’ve sent him to his grave)

Sunghoon couldn’t process anything as he pushed F/N away and ran to chase you with tears running down his face

“Y/N wait! Please!”

Authour’s note: 😁😁😁 well… that happened (please don’t hate me 😭)

Thank you so much for taking this time to read my work and I hope you look forward to more in the future 🩵

Taglist: @tobiosbbyghorl @heerinnie @jiaant11 @leeminhyungletsgetit @woniewonn @lvrcvr @jazlynsthings @nikikids

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kipscorner · 26 days

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Monsters! Feel free to change pronouns, relationship mentions and anything else to match your writing preferences! Part of the list has been put under Read More due to it being a long list!

“Uh... my friends call me Phlegm.”

“Mr.(Mrs/Miss/etc) [Name], can you tell me what you did wrong?” “There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you!”

“You can't make me!”

“Yes, it's dangerous work and that's why I need you to be at your best.”

“it's going to be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in or simply... work out that flab that's hanging over the bed!”

“I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, [Name].”

“Did you see me? I'm a natural!”

“Hey, wasn't I great? Did the whole family see it?”

“You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.”

“Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.”

“I told you, call me [Name].”

“We just wanted to wish you good luck today.”

“Quiet! You'II make him lose his focus.”

“Oh, Googley-woogley, you remembered!”

“So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight?”

“But it's impossible to get a reservation there!”

(singing) “You and me! Me and you! Both of us together!”

“You know, pal, she's the one. That's it. She is the one!”

“Oh, and, uh, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations.”

“Oh, no problem. They're under the name Googley Bear.”

“I wasn't scared. I have... allergies.”

“Do you hear that?It's the winds of change.”

( mocking voice ): ''You hear it? You hear the winds of ch...? –Oh, what a creep. One of these days, I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson.”

“[Name], you didn't file your paperwork last night.”

“I'm watching you, [Name]. Always watching.”

“You're the boss! You're the boss! You're the big, hairy boss!”

“She wasn't scared of you?”

“I could've been dead! I could've died!”

“I will personally put you through the shredder!”

“I love working with that big guy.”

“[Name] and I are like brothers.(sisters//siblings/etc)”

“We're just going through a rough time, sir.(ma’am/name/etc) Everyone knows you're going to get us through it.”

“Now, that's my boy(girl,etc)!”

“I've never seen anything like you today. You were on a roll, my man.(girl/etc)”

“So get this-- as if dinner wasn't enough I'm taking her(her/them/etc) to a monster truck rally afterwards.”

“You know, I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself.”

“'Cause I got to tell you, buddy that face of hers, it just makes my heart go...Yikes!”

“Your stunned silence is very reassuring.”

“Kitty!”

“No, no-- stay back!”

“Oh, [Name], I've had a lot of birthday... well, not a lot of birthdays but this is the best birthday ever.”

“I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye(eyes) on you-- how pretty you looked.”

“What a coincidence, running into you here! Uh, I'm just going to order something to go.”

“Get out of here. You're ruining everything.”

“Please remain calm. This is not a drill.”

“Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse.”

“Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision!”

“I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a doll!”

“It is my professional opinion that now is the time to... panic!”

“No, don't touch those, you little...! Oh, now those were alphabetized.”

“It's okay, it's all right. As long as it doesn't come near us we're going to be okay.”

“I have no idea but it would be really great if it didn't do it again.”

“How could I do this? How could I be so stupid?”

“That thing is a killing machine!”

“I bet it's just waiting for us to fall asleep and then wham! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend-- easy prey. We're sitting targets.”

“Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.”

“That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek!”

“Are you sleepy? You want to sleep? ls that what you want? Huh?”

“No. Hey, hey, that's my bed! You're going to get your germs all over it. ( sighing ) Fine. My chair is more comfortable anyway.”

“Will you go to sleep?”

“Oh, boy, how do I explain this?”

“How about I sit here, until you fall asleep? Go ahead. Go to sleep. Now. Now... go. Uh, you... go... to... sleep. ( imitating snoring )”

“Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me!”

“Is that a joke? Tell me you're joking.”

“[Name], I'd like to think that, given the circumstances I have been extremely forgiving up to now but that is a horrible idea!”

“Don't panic-- we can do this.”

“Actually, that's my, uh, cousin's sister's daughter…”

“That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.”

“That's a cute little dance you've got. It almost looks like you've got to…”

“Where did she go? Oh, did she disappear? Did she turn invisible?”

“[Name], my tender, oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today.Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me. It's a new haircut, isn't it? That's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You've had a lift. You've had a tuck. You've had something. Something has been inserted in your skin that makes you look like...”

“Ready or not, here I come! I'm getting warmer! Any second now! Fee fi fo…”

“Don't you think I'm aware of the situation? I was up all night!”

“Yeah, well, until we know for sure we're going to act like nothing happened, understand?”

“You're right, you're right. We're just two regular joes on our way to work. We will blend right in!”

“Very good. Now bon voyage!”

“That's what I decided to call her(him/them). Is there a problem?”

“[Name], you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!”

“ow put that thing back where it came from, or so help me…!”

“But if it was an inside job I'd put my money on [Third party].”

“( whimpers ) last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar none!”

“Sushi? Sushi?!! You think this is about sushi?!”

“So I said, ''If you talk to me like that again, we're through!''

“Oh, well, hello, there. What's your name?”

“I got us a way out of this mess but we got to hurry.”

“Oh, you're all right! I was so worried! Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady(mnan/etc)! Oh, but I'm so glad you're safe.”

“We're going to get our lives back. The nightmare is over.”

“Okay, first of all, it's cree-tin. If you're going to threaten me do it properly.”

“Well somebody's certainly been a busy bee.”

“I'm sorry, [Name], but [Third party] said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his(her/etc) evil plot.”

“We got to get out of here now! We can start a whole new life somewhere far away!”

“I was going for a snake ninja approach with a little hissing.”

“How many times do I have to tell you? It's all about presence!”

“[Name]? [Name], it's me…”

“[Name]? No, no, no, no. It's okay. I was just…No, no, no, no, no, don't be scared. That wasn't real. It's just a...I was just…”

“Does anyone else know about this?”

“All you had to do was listen to me-- just once! But you didn't, did you? You're still not listening!”

“Welcome to the Himalayas!”

“Snow cone? No, no, no. Don't worry-- it's lemon.”

“Did you see the way she(he/etc)... looked at me?”

“Take my buddy, Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself King Itchy.”

“Look at that big jerk. Ruined my life, and for what?”

“Wasteland? I think you mean wonderland! I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh?”

“Okay, rule number one out here. Always…No.Never go out in a blizzard.”

“None of it matter...Wa-wait a second. None of it matters?”

“So, now the truth comes out, doesn't it?”

“What about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? Huh?”

“What about me? I'm your pal. I'm... I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?”

“I'm sorry, [Name]. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I didn't mean for this to happen. But [Third Party]’s in trouble.”

“'Whoa, whoa, whoa. ''We''? No. There's no ''we'' this time, pal. I-if-if you want to go out there and freeze to death you be my guest... because you're on your own.”

“I never should have trusted you with this.”

“Let's get you home.”

“You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, [Name].”

“I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think.” “I'm being attacked!”

“No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest. Just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship.”

“If you start crying, I'm going to cry and I'II never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you but I am now.”

“[Name], I am baring my soul here. The least you could do is pay attention!”

“Somebody's got take care of you, you big hairball!”

“[Name], if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through! You hear me? Through!”

“You expect me to believe that pack of lies, [Full name]!”

“Go get 'em, Googley Bear!”

“What a plan-- simple, yet insane!”

“How are we supposed to get to it now? Oh, it's a dead end, [Name]!”

“Hurry up, hurry up! Give me your hand.”

“Jump! I'm behind you!”

“Hurry up! Keep moving!”

“You stupid, pathetic waste!”

“You've been number one for too long, [Name]. Now your time is up!”

“Mama, another gator got in the house!”

“Give me that shovel! Come here!”

“All right, I got a move here. It'II bring down the house.”

“I think we stopped him, [Name]. You're safe now.”

“She's(he’s/etc) seen too much. You both have.”

“Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys but I spotted several big mistakes.”

“Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted.”

“What, you mean... you mean, I can't see her(him/etc) again?”

“I bet we get the rest of the day off.”

“Come on, pal, cheer up, we did it!”

“Oh, sure, we put the factory in the toilet, and... gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now. Not to mention the angry mob that'II come after us when there's no more power, but, hey... at least we had some laughs, right?”

“Oh, I love kindergarten. Best three years of my life.”

“[Name], you're such a charmer.”

#inbox meme #sentence prompts #sentence starters #rp meme #roleplay meme #disney rp meme #pixar rp meme #monsters inc rp meme

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ladykailitha · 1 year

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We Love Steve Part 2

Steve got up shortly after Eddie left. And would have sneaked away if it wasn’t for the message on the door.

“Gone to Hellfire Club, be back later. I know you. Don’t you dare leave until I get back. I’m serious. I will hunt you down.

-Eds” With a little doodle of a devil sticking his tongue out.

He let out a little laugh. He had to admit that maybe Eddie did love him. He had been so shocked by the confession...Steve was so sure that it had slipped out accidentally. But Eddie had meant it.

And he loved Eddie, loved being with him, he made the buzzing in his head distant. Almost quiet.

He was wondering if he should go back to the sofa or go lay on Eddie’s bed when the door opened to reveal Eddie coming back.

Steve blinked. “Eddie?”

Eddie flashed him a smile. “You weren’t thinking about going anywhere, were you, big boy?”

Steve blushed and shook his head, holding up the note. “I know better than to disobey my boyfriend.”

Eddie’s face lit up and a small smile found its way to his features. “Good.”

“I was just trying to decide, sofa or bed,” Steve said softly.

“Bed,” Eddie decided immediately. “We both need rest after the night we had.”

As they lay there comfortably, Steve in Eddie’s arms, he murmured. “I’m sorry I ruined your guys’s game.”

“It’s okay,” Eddie said. “I’ll make it up to them next Saturday. I just couldn’t concentrate knowing you were here by yourself.”

Steve kissed his cheek. “Thanks.”

Eddie kissed his lips and Steve melted.

Eddie caressed Steve’s hair until the boy had fallen asleep.

Max waited until everyone was settled before she spoke.

“Right, here’s the detz,” she said. “Steve thinks that he stops giving us rides to basketball or to the movies, or anything like that, we’ll stop calling him.” There were a lot murmurs, but she held up her hand. “Just wait, it gets worse.”

“Worse?” Dustin croaked.

“He also thinks that if he stops letting us have parties at his place, we’ll stop calling,” Max continued. “And then there’s the real kicker. The one that upset Eddie so much that he couldn’t concentrate.”

“Must be bad,” Lucas said. And everyone nodded.

Max pursed her lips. She wasn’t exactly sure how to say it. “Steve thinks he’s too stupid for us to want to hang out with him and that we wouldn’t if he hadn’t saved our lives.”

The room was dead silent for the longest moment in Max’s entire life, before the room exploded in protests.

She let them go on for a bit before she calmed them down.

“But none of that’s true,” Dustin said, tearing up.

Will shook his head. “When was the last time we had a party that wasn’t at Steve’s?”

Everyone looked at each other, begging for someone to say something that was at least recent. But no one could come up with anything.

“Or when was the last time we invited Steve out to movie or to go to the mall and didn’t make him drive?” Max asked.

“But he has the biggest car, next to Eddie’s van,” Mike complained.

“So?” Lucas asked. “You’re parents have a pretty big car, Nancy could drive us. But we never ask, because we assume Steve will just agree to it.”

Mike looked down, disgruntled.

“Everyone calls him stupid or dumb, but is he really?” Erica asked.

Again they all fell silent.

“He’s really good at tactics,” Dustin murmured.

“He figured out the song at the mall,” Erica mentioned.

“And then there’s how many times he’s hit his head,” Will said softly. “That’s bound to have caused problems.”

“All the times he’s protected us,” Dustin agreed.

“So are we all in agreement not to call Steve stupid, just because he isn’t book smart?” Max asked.

Everyone nodded.

“But what about the rest of it?” Lucas asked. “We have to do something nice for Steve, show him that we do care. Because Eddie’s right. He does so much for us, but what do we do for Steve?”

“When’s his birthday?” Erica asked.

Everyone looked around.

“No one knows when his birthday is?” Max asked incredulous. “Not even you, Dustin?”

Dustin shook his head. “I’ve never really thought about it.”

“Nancy might know,” Mike muttered. “I’ll go ask.” He got up and went upstairs.

“This is a bad start,” Will said. “If we don’t even know when his birthday is. He knows all of ours.”

Mike came down the stairs a few moments later. “No go, guys. Nance doesn’t know either.”

They all stared at him in shock.

“Would Robin know?” Lucas asked. He was starting to get desperate now.

Max shook her head. “I doubt it.”

“Shit.”

It didn’t matter who said it, only that everyone agreed.

“Eddie?” Dustin asked, raising his head. “Cause even if he doesn’t know, it wouldn’t be weird for him to ask.”

Max nodded. “I know Steve works tonight, so I’ll head over to Eddie’s and let him know the plan. And if it’s already past, then we’ll just throw a surprise party for him anyway. We don’t need a reason. But his birthday would be a good excuse.”

“I’ll ask my mom if we can have it here,” Mike said from the bottom of the stairs.

Everyone nodded.

“Maybe we can get Gareth and Jeff in on it,” Erica suggested. “Have it be after a D&D session. Invite Robin and Nancy, maybe Jonathan and Argyle too. So that when Steve comes to get Dustin and Will we can surprise him.”

“El, too,” Mike added. Erica nodded.

“And they can park at our house,” Lucas added. “We’re just around the corner, everyone can walk over so Steve isn’t spooked by all the cars.”

“Looks like we have a plan,” Dustin said.

“Now all we need is a date,” Max said.

Eddie and Steve were lying in bed that night, cuddled up together.

“I’m still sorry about ruining your game yesterday,” Steve said. He had come over after work and had flopped face first onto Eddie’s bed, completely exhausted.

“Don’t be,” Eddie said. “You have been holding that inside you for so long, it was only a matter of time before it exploded. I’m just glad it was at me and not one of the kids or Robin wouldn’t have been able to handle it.”

Steve just buried his head further into Eddie’s shoulder.

“Red stopped by, they’re all really worried about you,” Eddie continued.

“I never intended to be a burden,” Steve murmured.

Eddie twisted his body so he could look Steve in the eye. “You aren’t. What you are is too stubborn to ask for help and let me tell you as a former member of that club, it’s shitty place to be.”

Steve sighed. “I’ll try to ask for help more often. I’m just so used to not having anyone around to lean on.”

Eddie knew that the Harringtons were never home, he just never realized how badly it had warped Steve.

“Well you have me now, darling,” Eddie said softly, kissing the top of Steve’s head. He paused. “You know what I just realized, I don’t know when your birthday is.”

Steve groaned. “No one does.”

That brought Eddie up short. “Wait, no one? As in none of your friends in the history of ever, no former girlfriends, none of the kids know? Not even Dustin?”

Steve just shook his head.

“Why?”

“It’s on a holiday.”

Eddie frowned as he tried to figure it out. “Let’s see. It’s not one of the holidays that are different every year, because then it wouldn’t matter most of the time. It’s not Christmas, you love Christmas.” He tapped his finger on his lips.

“Oh I know!” he said excitedly.

“Don’t say it,” Steve murmured.

“It’s Halloween!”

Steve got up and drew his knees to his chest. Eddie forced himself to sit up too.

“That’s why you hate Halloween. It’s not because it’s spooky or whatever it’s because it’s not an ‘appropriate Harrington birthday’, is it?”

“Yeah.” Steve buried his head in his arms.

“Well it’s a good thing you have a boyfriend that loves Halloween and can make it extra special for you,” Eddie said with a grin.

“You don’t have to,” Steve murmured to his knees.

“We’ll just have to see about that...” Eddie said. And tackled Steve back to the bed tickling him until Steve begged for mercy.

Part 1 Part 3

#stranger things #steddie #steve's birthday #My writing #ladykailtiha writes

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sumsumstrashbin · 9 months

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𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐰𝐬 ~ 𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ✧ { 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 }

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 𝟔𝟓𝟎

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐭𝐨 “𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐰𝐬”

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞?

𝐚/𝐧: 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐢’𝐦 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐢’𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐭 𝟐𝐚𝐦

─────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───────

You stood there, completely dumbfounded at the man standing in front of you. Had he grown taller since you last saw him? Was it possible that he’d gotten even more handsome? You shook the thoughts from your head, trying to find the right words to say.

“Sirius. What’re you doing here?” You questioned, your gaze falling to the small gift box in his hand.

“Can I come in?” He didn’t wait for your response, stepping right past you and into your home.

“Oh, sure, make yourself at home.” You mumbled, rolling your eyes and shutting the front door.

“We need to talk.”

“Do we really? Cause I was having a good day, and I didn’t need this to ruin it.” You said, crossing your arms across your chest.

“We should sit.” He spoke, ignoring your comment. He pulled out a chair from your kitchen table, sitting down.

You sighed, reluctantly going over and sitting across from him. “What’s this about?”

“Oh, come on, don’t tell me you didn’t expect this.” He set the box down on the table, settling into his seat.

“What, expect you to barge into my home unannounced?”

“Your birthday is only a few days away.” He said, slightly quieter than his previous words.

“Yeah, and? Are you upset that you weren’t invited?”

“You’re turning twenty-five.”

“I know that. What’s so important about that?”.

He picked the box up, opening it to reveal an engagement ring. You couldn’t deny that it was beautiful; the hexagonal onyx stone in the middle paired perfectly with the silver band. You could tell that he had picked it himself, as it was absolutely his style.

“We have to get married.” He responded, offering you the box.

“Excuse me?”

“We made a promise, Y/n. We said that if we both weren’t in relationships by this time, we’d marry each other.”

“That was a stupid thing we agreed on as teenagers! I don’t even know you anymore.” You said, pushing the ring box away.

“We made an unbreakable vow. Don’t you remember?” He ignored the hurt that he felt, realising that you had forgotten all about it. He hadn’t gone a single day without thinking about it, or you.

The awareness hit you. You had always tried your best to forget your memories with Sirius, and it had been successful in many ways. You hadn’t remembered your vow until just now, and a chill ran down your spine as you recalled the events from that night years ago.

He spoke again, this time softer than before. “Look, I understand that this isn’t what you want, but we don’t have a choice. It has to be done. And trust me, I don’t want this either.”

You glanced between the ring box and him, nodding slowly. “I suppose marrying you is better than death.”

He couldn’t help but smile slightly, taking the ring out of the box. He took your hand, gently slipping it onto your ring finger. “I know this is a bit tough, but we can make it work.”

“I hope so.”

─────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───────

The next day, Remus came over for your weekly movie night and you immediately bombarded him with information about last night’s events.

“…I’m sorry, Y/n. I know this must be so weird for you.”

You nodded, sighing and rubbing your temples. “I don’t want to marry him, Remus.”

“You loved each other once, who says you can’t do it again?” He spoke, looking at you uncertainly. “You know, he asks about you everyday. He never stopped loving you, even after everything that happened. I know that it must pain him to have to reunite with you on such tense terms, considering the fact that he’s been trying to find the courage to speak with you for years.”

“He doesn’t love me, Remus. He just doesn’t want to die.”’

“We’ll see about that.”

─────── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───────

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

│𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 │ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 │𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 │ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 │𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 │𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐱 │(𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞)

#marauders #harry potter #hp #maraudersera #padfoot #sirius black #sirius black x reader #sirius orion black #sirius x reader #sirius x y/n #sirius black x y/n #sirius black au

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yakumtsaki · 1 year

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It’s the morning after Felina’s birthday disaster and the bozo bros are interrupted on their way to work-

-BY TWO SEPARATE THUNDER FIRES. HOLY HELL. Xander, I get that undying loyalty is the dog unique selling point, but could you please stop following these morons as they run towards the fire??

-Oh wow bro, that was a close one! -I cant’ believe none of us has died in a fire yet with how many of them we’re getting! -Tell me about it! It’s like something is trying to kill us!

Um ya, your own stupidity?? Just go to work.

-Look at us, Servilia, two old ladies and still so limber, huhu!🌸

Ok Cyn I’m starting to worry with all your wholesome pet interactions, don’t you wanna hook up with at least iVan?? I mean he’s right there!

-I don’t know, what’s the point of romantic interactions without Don here to catch me cheating?😔💗

Aw Cyn, so loyal, up there with Xander!

20K?!? FFS SANDY, at this point it’s literally costing us money to keep your dumb zombie ass employed.

-̵B̴U̶T I̷ G̵O̴T P̴R̴O̵M̵O̶T̷E̷D A̴N̸Y̵W̸A̷Y🧟‍♀️

Ya and made 3k total, so you still owe me 17k!

-̵A̸N̵D̷ Y̴O̶U O̷W̵E̴ M̷E̴ M̸Y L̴I̷F̴E🧟‍♀️

Ok well, we’ll call it even!

Look who finally managed to get an A+ now that he didn’t opt out of school.

-One day was all it took me, IN YOUR FACE, FAILINA

Ugh.

-Uncle Sugar look, I finally bested Failina!

Felina always had good grades, what you did was finally REACH her.

-Great job, buddy! Now go take your nap and Uncle Sugar will be here to train you tomorrow for your big birthday fight!

Your big what?

-Failina is obviously going to counterattack and ruin MY upcoming birthday, idiot, so we’re training for it and I’M GONNA DESTROY HER. MUAHAHAHA. Now if you’ll excuse me it’s time for my nap-nap time with gram-gram.

Barth how can you be so wholesome and such a demon at the same time, I can’t.

-Ah, nothing better than just standing here, getting drunk in this open space while it’s raining!

Sounds good to me, time to leave you unattended for even a second and go wash the dogs with Sophie-

-um, Sugar, why is your portrait missing from our family panel??

SUGAR??? SUGAR WTF

-With my last breath.. I’m gonna use this death animation as aesthetically as possible.. and slide down the bathroom wall..

OH MY GOD WHAT

OH MY GOD IT’S REAL WHAT IS HAPPENING

-WAAAAAAAAAAAH BRO NOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IM

-WHY SUGAR WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE FOR NO CLEAR REASON

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY WHAT ON EARTH. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE DIED

-Ok can you people take this somewhere else, I’m trying to admire myself here.

-WAAAAH first my husband and now my nephew noooooo🌸

CYN PLEASE NOT NOW. Bro literally HOW did Sugar die, I feel he was struck by lighting or something and then made it to the bathroom and crawled up to die there?? I mean what the-

NO. NO WAY. JOJO.

-Hello :)

YOU KILLED SUGAR???

-Well all the fires weren’t working so I had to get creative!

OH MY GOD

-Great job, grandpa Jojo! Let me just clean all the death stink from in here..

YOU TWO ARE INSANE

-Grandma Sophie helped too, why do you think she rolled the want to wash the dogs?

OH MY GODDDD YOU ARE ALL PSYCHOS. Well whatever cause you know what?? Where others see a problem..

..I see a romantic opportunity!

-Please don’t do this, we have suffered enough.

You really haven’t, now get dialing!

-̶I̵'̵M A̶L̷I̸V̵E̵!!!🧟

You got that about right!

-W̵H̴Y̴ A̴M ̵I̵ G̷R̸E̸Y. ̸O̵H̸ N̶O.F̴U̶C̴K̷ Y̶O̴U̴, A̷U̸N̴T̵ S̶H̸A̶J🧟

-😠😠😠😠😠

Welp.. You look great!

Real talk, I STILL don’t know how Sugar died, he doesn’t have a memory of seeing a ghost OR being hit by lighting! Spontaneous combustion?? Wtf

-H̶E̸Y̴ ̵S̵A̷N̴D̸Y̶, N̸O̷T̴I̷C̴E A̵N̶Y̸T̴H̸I̶N̴G̵ D̴I̶F̷F̷E̶R̵E̸N̴T🧟 -I̴ ̸D̵O̵N̸'̴T̷, I̵ A̸L̸W̴A̷Y̵S H̶A̵V̵E T̸H̴I̶S S̵H̸O̵C̷K̴E̵D̵ A̴N̸D̴ A̷P̵P̵A̵L̶L̶E̷D̵ E̶X̸P̸R̶E̵S̸S̴I̷O̴N̷ ̶O̶N̴ M̴Y̸ F̴A̸C̷E🧟‍♀️

SANDY NO. PLEASE ACCEPT THE NEW HIM OTHERWISE I BROUGHT HIM BACK FOR NOTHING.

-Y̴O̷U̴'̶R̴E̸ E̵V̷E̷N̸ H̴O̵T̷T̴E̴R̵ N̷O̴W̶, Y̵O̵U̸ ̷B̴I̸G̶ ̵R̶O̷T̸T̴I̵N̴G H̴U̵N̶K🧟‍♀️

OH THANK GOD. Let’s take you crazy zombie kids out on a proper date!!!

-̴H̸E̶R̴E̶'̵S̴ T̷O̵ U̸S̴ A̴N̵D̵ A̸ ̵C̸L̴A̵S̷S̸Y̴ ̶R̶O̶M̵A̴N̵T̵I̵C E̶V̸E̶N̵I̷N̶G̵🧟 -C̸L̷I̷N̷K̴ ̷C̸L̴I̸N̵K̴🧟‍♀️

-N̶O̸M̷ ̴N̶O̶M̴🧟‍♀️ -G̶O̶O̴D B̸R̷A̵I̵N̸S̵ T̶O̶N̶I̶G̷H̷T🧟

Ya ok I officially ship it.

CUTE❤️

AWWWWW🧟‍♀️❤️🧟

-̴I̷ L̶O̴V̴E̸ Y̷O̷U S̷A̶N̵D̶Y̵, W̸E̵ H̶A̴D̸ T̸O̷ D̴I̷E̵ S̶O̵ W̴E̵ C̷O̸U̷L̶D ̵B̸E̸ T̷O̴G̵E̵T̷H̷E̵R🧟 -W̴E̷L̵L I̸ D̵I̸D̸N̴'̷T H̴A̷V̷E̷ T̸O D̴I̵E T̸W̴I̸C̵E🧟‍♀️ -B̷O̵T̸H̴ Y̴O̶U̷R̸ D̵E̴A̸T̴H̴S̴ W̴E̸R̴E G̴R̷A̶N̷D̶P̴A̵ J̵O̶J̵O̷'̷S̴ F̷A̵U̸L̸T̴ A̸N̶D N̴O̸W̷ H̴E̷ ̷K̶I̷L̸L̸E̴D̴ M̶E T̸O̵O🧟 -Y̶O̷U̶'̵R̸E R̷I̵G̶H̸T̴,W̴E̵ ̵O̶W̷E̸ O̴U̸R̸ H̶A̸P̵P̸I̸N̷E̸S̵S̶ T̸O H̵I̵M🧟‍♀️ -I̶ W̷A̸S A̵L̸W̷A̴Y̴S H̴I̸S F̷A̷V̸O̶R̵I̶T̸E🧟

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The Art of Scraping Through: Prologue—There's an Art to Life's Distractions

Summary: Working is what brings you joy, and ever since you left home, seven years ago, that’s where you found your comfort and your people, but one shocking phone call from Maine has you racing back to it’s quiet streets.

Word Count: 4.3k

Warnings: swearing, slight angst, minor character deaths mentioned, typos

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The tension was palpable as you and Tom’s silverware clinked against your plates, the dinner you made clearly going to waste seeing as neither of you had much of an appetite. Both you merely pushed the food around into mush.

He was late coming home again, and of course, on the night of your birthday, the one night you truly just wanted him to be there. No gifts, no lavish expenses, just him, the way it used to be. Before all of the fame and all of the scandals.

“This is delicious, sweetheart,” he looked up from his plate to tell you.

“Thank you,” you set your fork down. Here goes nothing, “but it’d be more genuine if you actually tried at least one fucking bite.”

“Excuse me?”

“I’m so sick of this,” you sighed, taking the napkin from your lap and throwing it on the table, “I’m sick of playing house with you. I don’t even like this stupid fucking Malibu-Barbie life you’ve coaxed me into.”

“What the fuck are you talking about? You’re the one that picked this house—”

“It’s not about the house!” You snapped, “It’s everything! You’re never home anymore. You don’t care about me, you walk out that fucking door every morning and leave to do God knows what and you just hope I’m waiting for you when you get home. Like I’m some—some—”

“What? Like you’re my bitch?” Tom bit at you, causing your face to drop at the word, “Well, guess what, darling,” he overemphasized the term of endearment, “you are my bitch, and you have been ever since you said, “I do”.”

“Fuck you, Marcus,” you spat, taking the rest of your wine and throwing it at him, “Ho buttato via tutta la mia vita dietro a te! Quel tempo non lo riavrò mai indietro! Non ti amo più!” You began to cry as you screamed at Tom and pointed an angry finger at him, punctuating each sentence with it.

Tom groaned and flew out of his chair, “You know I don’t understand you when you talk like that!” He yelled, “and this suit? Two thousand dollar Armani that you just ruined. So fuck me? Fuck you, darling!”

“And cut!” The director, Cherry, yelled from behind the camera and the blazing lights on the set, “that’s a wrap for the dinner scene.”

You took a deep breath after getting so worked up. Today’s scenes had been especially hard, seeing as you had to fight it out with Tom all day, and with Tom being so into method acting, he decided to really hone that relationship tension by avoiding you all morning and all last night. Of course, the end result was well worth it. The smile you saw on Cherry’s face when the lights turned on said it all.

“Darling?” Tom brushed his thumb underneath your eye to catch any stray tears, “you okay?”

“Mhm,” you hummed, looking up at him with a smile, “just a rough scene.”

Tom pressed a kiss to your forehead, “I know, but you did amazing,” he murmured against your skin, “you always do.”

“Tom,” Cherry called from her chair, “could you come here for a moment? I have some notes I want to go over with you for the next scene.”

“I, on the other hand, could use some work,” Tom joked, squeezing your shoulder before pulling away and walking off towards the director’s chair.

“(Y/N),” Emily, your assistant and best friend since senior year, beamed as she walked over to you, “you are on fire today.”

“Thanks, Em,” you smiled, as she handed you a bottle of water, “I was actually a little worried about this scene. You know I hate being such a bitch to Tom.”

“Oh, he can take it,” Emily assured you, “besides, you get to make it all up to him later,” she sing-songed in your ear, grabbing your shoulders and swaying you with her.

You and Tom were coming up on your two-year anniversary, but due to scheduling conflicts, you wouldn't be in the same city on that day. So you and Tom decided to celebrate while you were still filming. Even though you had work on your mind and Tom understood how focused you wanted to be on that, you both decided that it was also important to be together for such a significant milestone.

“Dude,” you scrunched your nose, before taking a sip from your water bottle, “anyways, do I have any calls I’m missing?” you asked.

Emily shook her head, “Just some stuff from back home, but you know I always send those straight to voicemail.”

“And I love you for that,” you said seriously, pressing a kiss to her cheek.

“You trying to steal my girl again?” Tom asked as he came up beside you and wrapped an arm around your waist.

“No, but I totally could,” Emily smirked, biting your cheek.

You looked at Tom and nodded, “She totally could. Especially after you ignored my calls all day yesterday and just called me your bitch,” you chided him, though it held no malice, you understood how that extra tension added to the scene and helped you both out.

“Just doing my job, darling,” Tom defended before pressing a kiss to your cheek and wrapping his arm around you, “I didn’t even think that would work,” he admitted, “I only ignored you for one day.”

“Yeah, but talking to you is the best part of my day,” you wrapped your arms around his neck.

Emily gagged over-exaggeratedly and walked off.

Tom wrapped his arms fully around your waist and looked lovingly into your eyes, “You’re so whipped,” he smiled.

You let go and pulled away from him, “Nope,” you shook your head, “See, now you’ve ruined it.”

“What? Darling?” Tom laughed, keeping his arms tightly around you as you tried to squirm away, “I was only joking.”

“You ruined the moment, Tommy,” you huffed, “and if anything, you’re my bitch.

“You’re right,” Tom conceded, “I’m such a bitch for you.”

“Shut up,” you laughed.

“Come on lovebirds,” Cherry eyed the two of you, “I need you both in hair and makeup and then I need to go over the next scene.”

Tom finally released you and was about to run off to get his hair touched up, but you grabbed his hand before he got too far. “Wait, give me a kiss,” you said.

“I thought I ruined our moment?” Tom smirked.

“You can redeem yourself,” you offered, puckering your lips for Tom to peck.

Tom chuckled and pressed a quick kiss to your lips, “Love you,” he whispered as he pulled away.

“I love you too, bitch,” you smiled before running off to your own hair and makeup station.

Emily was already there, tapping away on her phone. She had a chai latte in one hand, while her thumb furiously tapped the device in her other.

“You two of disgustingly cute,” she said as you sat down. The hairstylist began taking bobby pins out of your hair as you and Emily talked.

You smiled and eyed her, “Sounds like someone’s a little jealous,” you joked, “did your date last night not go well?”

“Don’t even get me started,” Emily rolled her eyes, “first she showed up nearly thirty minutes late, and then she made this weird fucking joke about doing it with her dog, at least, I hope it was a joke.”

You laughed, “you’re kidding?”

“Nope,” Emily shook her head, “and to top it all off, she made me pay.”

“You’ve gotta stop using that dating app, Em,” you chuckled, “I swear nobody’s even heard of it. You’re better off just trying Tinder or Bumble at this point.”

“Hey, I may have had a few bumps in the road, but I like Magic Molly’s Mystical Match Maker. At least all of the people are interesting. Like this girl, Bobbi, she runs an underground circus in Brooklyn.”

“That might be code for drug empire, but whatever you say,” you laughed, grabbing your phone from the makeup table.

“Oh, don’t forget about the appearance you’re making tomorrow.”

“Right,” you nodded, pulling up your calendar. It was completely packed, multi-colored squares filled each day of the week for the next sixteen weeks it seemed, “what’s it for again?”

“The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,” Emily looked up from her phone, “he talked to you about it right?”

“Oh, yeah, I remember. Yeah, he’s been in touch.”

“Okay, good,” Emily nodded, “I have Sasha scheduled to meet you at the studio with your outfit. Do you want Hermes or Gucci?”

“Is that even a question?” you asked, “Gucci, of course.”

“Of course,” Emily rolled her eyes playfully.

“(Y/N),” Tom came up with an apologetic frown on his face. You were just about to get out of your chair when you saw the look he was giving you. You let out a sigh and slumped back into your seat.

“Oh no,” you said, “what’s wrong?”

“The basement in the townhouse flooded,” Tom informed you.

“What? But it hasn’t even been raining that hard.”

“I know, darling,” Tom sighed, “but these old houses are tricky like that, I guess.”

“Well, what do we do? We can’t just leave set—”

“Don’t worry, I sent Harry over there to make sure it gets taken care of, I just needed to let you know because I’m also going to have him take Chowder to a daycare for the night.”

“Okay,” you sighed, rubbing your forehead, “that’s fine. Can you also have him grab my folders from the basement? They should be on the table down there. They have all my brand deals and I don’t want to lose track of that.”

“Okay, I’ll let him know.”

“Do you need anything from me?” Emily asked, rubbing your shoulder comfortingly.

“No,” you shook your head, “I’m all g—” you were cut off by your phone going off again, which wasn’t particularly uncommon, seeing as you did have hundreds of calls a day, many from people you’d never even met. But what was keeping you on edge was the location of the calls: Stonington, Maine.

“I can try to block that number for you,” Emily offered, reaching for your phone.

You handed it to her, “How many times have they called?”

“More than twenty today,” she said, making a sense of dread wash over you.

The buzzing stopped as you thought it over, finally deciding, “Just answer it if they call again and find out what they want. It’s probably nothing.”

“Okay,” Emily nodded.

Tom looked confused between the two of you, “Is everything alright?”

“Mhm,” you look up at him from your chair, “of course, now come on, Cherry will have our heads if we’re late to set.”

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The phone rang again that evening, just as you and Tom were getting your final notes from Cherry. Emily was at the coffee station getting another cup for you to take on the road. The phone started buzzing in her pocket, she pulled it out and took one look at the location with no caller ID and answered.

“Hello, this is (Y/N) (Y/L/N)’s assistant, she is unavailable right now, can I take a message?”

You were just walking up while Emily was in the middle of the conversation, Tom's arm slung around yours.

“Are you sure?” Emily asked, biting her nail as she saw you walk towards her. She waved you over and pointed to the phone, mouthing one word: home.

You pulled away from Tom, who was nonsensically talking about what restaurant to go to that night.

“One sec, babe,” you said quickly, jogging up to Emily.

“No,” Emily said, “she doesn’t have any. Mhm, yes, I understand. Um, here she is right now actually,” she handed the phone to you.

“What?—” you held the phone to your ear, “Hello?”

“Hello,” a woman on the other line said, “is this (Y/N) (Y/L/N)?”

“Yes, this is she.”

Emily looked nervously around, picking at her nails as you took the call away from her and Tom, back towards your dressing room.

“Who was that?” Tom asked.

“CPS from Maine,” Emily looked at where you just walked off to.

“What? Why would CPS be calling (Y/N)?”

Emily sighed and shrugged, picking up her own phone and beginning to rearrange your schedule.

“Ms. (Y/L/N), I’m really sorry to inform you about your brother’s passing,” the lady said, “but he left his daughter to you. I need to know when you can be back in town to sign these papers.”

You were sitting on the couch in your dressing room with your head in your hands and your phone pressed tightly to your ear, “I-I can’t,” you said, “I’m sorry, but you’ll have to find other arrangements. I haven’t talked to my brother in years—”

“Honey,” the woman’s tone softened. You cringed at the nickname, “I know this is a lot for you right now, but there is a little girl here waiting for you. She just lost her dad and you’re the only family she has left.”

“I’ve never even met her,” you argued, “you can’t just tell me that I’m responsible for her all of the sudden.”

The woman sighed dejectedly, “Well, you’ll still need to come in and sign over your rights then,” she said, “and then she'll be moved into the system.”

You pinched the bridge of your nose and squeezed your shut, the frustration of the situation giving you a migraine, “Yeah, fine,” you sighed, “I’ll be on the next flight out.”

“Okay, I’ll have the papers waiting for you at our office in Brooksville,” the woman said, sadness in her tone, and maybe even a bit of disappointment. “We’ll see you then. Buh-bye now.”

“Bye,” you hung up with a sigh.

You tossed your phone onto the table and held your head in your hands for a moment.

You hadn’t been back home in seven years. You hadn’t even heard from your brother in at least that long. You left as soon as you could, running into the next gig you could. Job after job after job, until you clawed your way to the top. You didn’t have time for home anymore, or the people you used to associate that word with. You had new people. Like Tom, he was your person. He was your home. Since you met him, you didn’t even think about what happened in your past or what made you run.

The last time you heard from Chet was one odd text you got, about a year after you left;

I know I messed up, and I’m sorry about that, more sorry than you can even imagine. But I just became a dad, and I’m turning myself around. It would mean a lot to me if you could come home, just for a little while. Love you.

You honestly didn’t even believe him at the time. You read the text one night after you’d finally gotten back to your hotel after hours and hours of filming with no break, you just scoffed. You took one look at that message and deleted his contact.

Chet was notorious for trying to get money out of people. It started small, a couple of bucks here and there for gas and food, maybe even a few hundreds when he needed textbooks for school, back when that was still an option. Then it escalated, three thousand dollars in one purchase from your parents' account, taken right from under their noses.

Your parents were saints though. They never thought their little baby boy could do any wrong. They saw his flaws, of course, they couldn’t ignore things like that, but in the end, they decided the best way to help him was the reassure him that everything was going to be alright. So even after he flunked out of college, they opened their arms and their home for him.

Your parents were stretched so thin at that point. Your mom split her time between taking you to auditions and to school and also helping Chet find a job. Your dad ended up doing a lot of overtime to cover the cost of the life Chet wanted to live and the money he took out of the joint account they shared. Your parents were saints still, they never blamed him. Even when they found where the money was really going. All the drugs and the booze he stashed in his room. Your mom always told you not to judge him; he was going through a rough patch.

“He’s not ambitious like you are, honey,” your mom sighed as she cleaned up the beer stains from the carpet, “you should be grateful. You’re so talented and charming, you can really make it in this world.”

And then one night, when you were seventeen, your parents decided that they deserved a break—and they were right, of course—so Chet, drove them to the airport. It was three in the morning when you were woken up to the sound of banging on your front door. And when you met the eyes of the policeman who greeted you there, you just knew.

You try not to think about it too much. Part of you even thinks you blocked it out so much that you simply can’t remember. Chet was taken to the hospital and he stayed there for two weeks before being taken to the county jail.

You planned the funerals on your own, with the help of Emily and her family. And the minute every in their black attire left the cemetery, you left too. You went back home and got all of your bags packed. Emily’s parent’s paid for your ticket out of there, and you haven’t looked back since.

Emily met up with you a few years later, and when you said you needed an assistant and she needed a job, it seemed like a no-brainer. By then you had to prominence and had made a name for yourself. You had never been happier.

“Darling,” Tom’s thumb under your eye, caressing your cheek and wiping the remnant of tears is what snapped you from your thoughts, “what’s wrong? Is everything okay?”

You hadn’t even realized you were crying. The news must’ve hit you harder than you thought.

“Y-Yeah,” you wiped your tears yourself, pushing Tom’s prying hands away, though his touch was usually comforting, “I just—” you shook your head and sniffled, “did you make reservations yet? For tonight?”

“No,” Tom sat next to you, “I didn’t get around to it yet, why, darling?”

“We’ll just have to reschedule,” you shrugged, looking at Tom with an apologetic frown, “I have to go back home to Maine tonight.”

“What? Why?”

Emily came into the room, eyes glued to her phone as she tapped away, “I already have to plane booked, (Y/N), but if you’re going to make this flight then you need to go now.”

“I—,” you picked your phone up off the table and huffed, “fuck,” you sighed, “I don’t have time to explain, Tom.”

“You can’t just leave,” Tom grabbed your hand, “we’re in the middle of filming—”

“I just have to get this done. My brother died and I have to settle some things, that’s all. I just have to sign a few papers—”

“Your brother? Darling, wait—” Tom tightened his grip even as you tried to pull away, “you said you didn’t have any family.”

“I-I didn’t,” you mumbled, “at least, not any that mattered to me.”

“(Y/N),” Tom’s voice held concern. Concern that you had been hiding things from him. Concern that you had been dealing with things on your own. Concern that you were dealing with this on your own. You had always been the strong one in the relationship. Tom was the more sensitive one between the two of you, and now with the news of your brother passing, though it was completely shocking, considering he didn’t even know you had any family, he was ready to hold you through it like you’d held him so many times before, “just wait, take a breath, please.”

Tom held both of your shoulders in his hand, “What’s going on?”

“I got a call from the CPS in Maine,” you explained, “my brother left his daughter to me so I have to go to Maine and—”

“You’re taking her in?” Tom questioned as his eyes lit up, a small smile present on his face. The situation wasn’t ideal, not by any means but he had always wanted kids. He’s always wanted a family with you, and though his heart was broken with sympathy for the poor girl, losing her father, he felt honored to be able to help you through this. This was all happening so fast and so suddenly, but somehow it felt almost right.

There had been something missing in your relationship lately, Tom thought. It was almost as if the two of you had reached a stand-still. Tom still loved you, beyond anything words could describe, so he figured this was just the feeling that meant it was time for the next step. So in his dresser, back at the townhouse you rented, was a little black box he was going to whip out at dinner. But plans changed, and now something new was coming into your lives. Someone new.

“No,” you shook your head, “I’m signing my rights away.”

“Why?”

You looked at Tom like he was crazy for asking that, “I can’t raise a kid, Tom,” you shook your head, “with my schedule and my lifestyle, I just don’t have time or-or any interest—”

“You wouldn’t be doing it alone though,” Tom said, “and what about in the future if we wanted kids?”

“That’s a discussion for the future,” you began to pull away from Tom, “but this discussion,” you motioned between the two of you, “is over. I have a plane to catch.”

“But, what if—”

“Tom, just drop it!” you snapped, “Okay? I’m also so stressed out right now, I don’t need you questioning every fucking move I make, especially a move this fucking big!”

Emily finally looked up from her phone, mouth agape at the way you just blew up at Tom, the dam of emotions in you finally breaking. She tucked her arm in yours and led you away out into the hall as she began telling you the plan for the next day and how she rearranged the schedule. She knew it helped you best to destress by making sure you knew what was going on and when.

“I spoke to Cherry about the situation and she said she can continue filming without you for a day or two, and as long as we’re back in town by tomorrow at six, you should be all set for The Tonight Show, but worst case scenario, I have Jimmy’s producer on speed dial.”

“Okay,” you sighed, “thank you, you’re the best.”

“Well, you don’t pay for mediocrity,” Emily smiled, “now, I have a car on its way. I had it stop at the house and get your things. Harry is there now, so I had him pack you a quick bag.”

“What about your things?”

“My mom still lives back home,” Emily waved her hand dismissively, “I’ll just stop by there for a change of clothes.”

“Okay then, well then I guess let’s get going.”

You were just about the walk past security when you heard rapid footsteps behind you, running after you.

“Wait, (Y/N)!” Tom stopped you.

“I’ll make sure everything is in the car,” Emily said as she walked off, flashing her ID to security as she left.

“Tom,” you sighed, “I gotta go.”

“I know, I know,” Tom nodded, “I just wanted to say sorry, okay? I love you and I didn’t mean t-to make you stressed or anything, I just wanted you to know that you aren’t alone in this and that I love you and care about you—”

“Tom—”

“No, I was out of line,” Tom shook his head, “just, the idea of a family with you really makes me so happy and I know that this is a lot right now so I just—I’m sorry for overwhelming you, seriously. I love you so much, okay,” he pressed a kiss to your forehead, “I just wanna be there for you.”

“I know,” you nodded, “I love you too, Tom. I’ll see you when I get back, okay?”

Tom wrapped his arms around you, “You’ll call me when you land, right?”

“Of course, but I gotta go, Tom,” you pulled away and let out a sigh, “I really do love you.”

“I know, baby.”

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The plane ride was only a little over an hour long, and with Emily already having an Uber booked and a return flight ready, you were supposed to be back in New York by the next morning.

“Are you feeling okay?” Emily asked, resting her hand on your arm.

“Yeah, I just want to get this over with.”

Emily nodded, “I know it’s hard coming back here for you, but, maybe this’ll be good for you? Like, maybe it’ll be nice to take a break a come home for a bit.”

“This isn’t me ‘coming home’, Em,” you sighed, “this is me fixing another one of Chet’s mistakes and making sure that girl gets a good life.”

“Good life? In the system? And at her age? That’s unheard of,” Emily said honestly.

“I can’t take care of a kid,” you looked at Emily sternly, “you know my schedule wouldn’t allow for it.”

“Fuck the schedule,” Emily said, “although I did spend days perfecting it,” she joked, “life is about more than just going from one event to the next. An you wouldn’t be doing this alone,” she pointed out, “Tom was right, you’d have him and me and his entire family.”

“Emily…” you warned.

“I’m just saying, I feel like you have a lot of love to give, (Y/N). You blocked part of your heart out a long time ago, well maybe it’s time you open it up again.”

You shook your head just as the seatbelt overhead light turned on. “The plane’s about the land,” you said, “let’s just get today over with. We have a lot of work tomorrow.”

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A/N: wow guys! already on to a new series :) i have this series super heavily mapped out, so hopefully it won’t take too long to update it. but i also just wanna say how excited i am for this series. i planned it our as i was finishing bty, and one of things that pushed me to finish bty was the possibility of starting this series, so i really hope you all enjoy it!

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𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕

!!Old Blog Repost!!

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Characters: Shikanoin Heizou, Dom!GN!Reader

Cw: Sub!Character, Dom!reader, reader has a cock (real or fake is up to you), masturbation, fingering, breeding, cream pie (kind of not really), anal penetration, brief talks of a first time, soft sex all things considered, the actual sex is kind of short I'm sorry

Post Type: Scenarios (it’s more like a story but scenarios nonetheless)

Word Count: 3.5k

Mumbles: Hoyoverse knew what they were doing with that birthday art, blame them for this fic. TLDR: Heizou gets used like a cumdump and likes it. My demisexual ass showed itself with this one a bit, I am a sucker for the soft feelings of sex even though most of my work is absolutely ruining these characters.

Detective Shikanoin Heizou discovered how much his sexual desires were getting to him

Heavy panting was heard throughout his office, reminiscent of a long day of running around and solving crime. At least, that’s what it would normally mean. Today, however, the panting was a signal of something more primal; a habit that both exited and humiliated the detective.

He couldn’t pinpoint when exactly he had started mixing his private and professional life, taking the pleasure of masturbating in his office from time to time and letting his mind wander when he’s supposed to be on a case. For all of his achievements as a renounced detective, methodology and criminology weren’t things he could fall back on when more personal matters were at hand. He could solve any case like a puzzle, all the puzzle pieces would fall perfectly to his feet as he uncovered the picture the puzzle told. When the puzzle has no pieces however, things start to get complicated.

It didn’t bother Heizou. If he didn’t know how to adapt to each case, he wouldn’t be where he is now. Without a lead to start with and his pride as a detective on the line, Shikanoin Heizou swore to himself he would solve his greatest case yet.

A few weeks later, he was more exasperated than he had ever been on an actual case. He could uncover murder cases like children’s puzzles, work his way through kidnappings as one would a paper maze, deduce political scandals like a game of charades, yet he couldn’t figure out what the primary cause for his divergent behaviors were. There had to be something that he was missing, but what could have gotten past him? For a moment, he thought up great conspiracies about an undercover enemy trying to distract the Commission. Though unreasonable, for he surely would’ve noticed if anyone in the Commission was acting suspicious, he didn’t discard the option quite yet. Detective work isn’t known for giving the most direct path and anyone with enough courage or stupidity to mess with the detective himself would’ve surely put in more thought.

Theories of similar veins to this one floated around his head for weeks. One afternoon, however, after staring out of the windows of his home out of boredom, he took notice–for the first time–a pair of lovers, quietly giggling at each other as one dragged the other to the door of a motel. Their intentions were clear, the unrestrained excitement in their movements and the look in their eyes told Heizou all he needed to know. He tried to shut them out, to ignore the blatantly sinful noises that would be plaguing his sleep for the night, yet one particular thought stopped him. What would it feel like to spend a night like that with someone, full of lust and passion and maybe even a little risk.

Even if it was his job to stick his nose in people’s business, he wouldn’t consider it something invasive or malicious; yet he couldn’t deny the strange feeling of guilt that came over him as he felt his pants tightens to an uncomfortable degree. That poor couple was probably not expecting that a detective would be masturbating to an imagined version of their night of passion.

He was sure he just gambled his spot in Celestia, what with his sinful moans and uncoordinated thrusts to the mental image of a couple having sex; which served as an outlet for his own pent up feelings. After his fantasies became hazier, the feeling of his cum running down his dick interrupting any further semblance of plot, he collapsed on his bed. He entered autopilot then, cleaning himself up while his mind was uncharacteristically blank. When he finally entered post-nut clarity, his analytic mind came back to him at full speed.

Perhaps he had found the culprit to his case now, perhaps it was also time for him to pay you a visit.

Detective Shikanoin Heizou discovers yearning, in more ways than one

A few months had passed since he acknowledged that he might’ve been more pent up than he though. In those months, much had happened that gave him a tougher case to crack. He had no shame in admitting he had experimented with different sexual scenarios before, but if you were to ask him now, the answer might be a little different.

He happened to be passing your house one day, the sudden urge to visit an old friend was overwhelming him. You two had known each other for a while and you even lent a hand on his cases when he requested. Heizou enjoyed the time he spent with you and you did as well, though work had been occupying both of your time lately. His desire to see you was platonic, he tricked himself into thinking. The kisses you two shared between dark alleyways were totally platonic, the “practice” make-out sessions you had every now and then were just what buddies did, the wet dreams that were mutually shared, and of course the fact that he had sucked your dick and you had ate him out were also well in the realm of companionship. You were also quite knowledgeable when it came to sex, so perhaps he could carry a deeper layer of investigation with your company.

Shuffling his feet towards your door, hunching himself over slightly so his features were hid, he knocked on your door. When a steady round of silence greeted him, the detective berated himself for even considering this route. What would people think of him now; the mighty Tenryou Commision detective halted in his tracks by his own scandalous thoughts. Asking for you to help him figure this out, archons he was basically pleading you to fuck him wasn’t he? What a waste of time, all of it.

Walking away from your door as nonchalantly as he could, he found himself letting his mind shut off like that night, instinct, perhaps, leading him around Inazuma for a while. When his self appointed break came to an end, he found himself face to face with that same motel door. If he tried hard enough, he could materialize the lovers scurrying into the motel once again, slightly intoxicated this time perhaps, but with the same goal in mind. The imagined pair would then hurriedly climb the stairs to their area, giggling at the other for almost falling, before unlocking the door and eagerly entering inside. Heizou had the decency to let the imaginary lovers act out their desires away from prying, yet curious, eyes. All that was left as a sign of their prescience were the made up noises of what they would sound like partaking in such an activity.

His next destination was guided by desire. Letting the now blurred image of the lovers continue their activities in peace, he took the familiar detour to his house. Accompanying him, taking his hand and slightly pulling him forward, was an imagined version of you; eager eyed and lustful, as your other arm pulled him towards your chest and your lips kissed the top of his head. You were tender, felt warm and conveyed sparks of attraction despite being a fragment of a delusional brain. The ghost of your touch traveled down his back before reaching his ass and he swore to the high heavens that he could feel your hands squeeze.

You almost tripped when you finally got to the abode, pulling Heizou inside with thinly veiled enthusiasm. Fantasy you moved quickly, skipping any make out sessions appropriate for the situation and skipping straight ahead to the sex. Heizou gracefully crashed onto the bed, imaginary hands pulling down his pants and underwear quickly, working in tune with his rushing thoughts. Your figure was over him, teetering on kissing him or admiring him even though you were but a wisp of desire he had conjured up.

Your touch traveled up his legs before wrapping securely around his dick. Your image began to flicker, the settlement of reality preventing you from continuing to experience with him. It didn’t stop him from moaning your name softly every now and then. His hand, which had previously been yours, mimicked your intentions, pumping his dick at a fast pace. As his moans got louder and your image flickered above him, he came with a desperate cry that sounded foreign in his mouth.

His sense of clarity took a while to come back. In the minutes he had to spare, he looked at the puddle of cum he had made and experimentally took some on his fingers. His perception morphed, his hand and cum being replaced by yours. Everything stilled at this point, with the detective determined to do something as he felt the growing tension of arousal deep in his abdomen again. His hand left his field of view, with it left the image of your hand, and cum covered fingers began circling his hole. His fantasies responded well to that, so the experimentation advanced. Coating your fingers in even more cum, you pushed one into him, making sure to stuff your cum as deep as possible. At the noice you received, you pushed another one in and started slowly thrusting in and out of him.

Anyone outside might’ve mistaken Heizou for a whore, his moans sounding oh so foreign in his mouth but feeling oh so right in the moment. The feeling of cum staining his insides and the idea of getting fingered and spread open made him harder than he had ever been in his life. Your hand shifted slightly, barely grazing a spot deep in him that had him orgasming in seconds. With that, his rational mind returned to him. The detective was left with two crucial pieces of evidence that night, after finishing cleaning himself up.

1) He liked the feeling of being fingered and full of cum and 2) he yearned for your touch on his skin recreating his fantasies.

Detective Shikanoin Heizou discovers your troubles and lends a hand

–A little birdy told me you stopped by my house yesterday, what was that about, detective?

Heizou didn’t expect to hear your voice when he acknowledged the knocks on his office door. You leaned against the doorframe, a curious look in your eyes as you folded your arms over your chest. Informal for a detective office, but he couldn’t judge much. Especially now, when the way you looked at him radiated such warmth and fondness. His shoulders relaxed, a habit of all the people working under the Tenryou Comission, and he allowed himself to chuckle slightly at your remark.

–Just wanted to visit an old friend, Yknow? We haven’t exactly seen each other as frequently as we used to.

Before working as a detective for the commission, Heizou used to hang out with you a lot. You two would explore the high and lows of Inazuma with a practiced sneakiness that you left no trace of your presence. Before the detective fame (or infamy according to some), you two were joined at the hip; a never ending cacophony of laughter that rang through Inazuma in fragments.

Heizou remembered how you looked at him then, how your eyes were a puzzle he could never solve. They looked at the world in scorn and resentment, the reason unknown to him, yet looked at him with a tenderness undiscovered by most. Heizou remembered how your hands, which held your weapon in a fierce grip as you sliced through herds of enemies, slid down his body in a way that barely left a mark. Heizou remembered how you always marched ahead, waiting foreign to the unstoppable force of you; until your first night together came. Those eyes, looking at him as the reincarnation of Celestia itself; those hands, afraid to hurt him yet reassuring him that you were there; that unstoppable force, waiting for him in reassuring silence as you had come to a halt for the first time in your life.

You waited for him, as you hovered on top of him naked and vulnerable, and he felt that foreign feeling of being wanted curl up deep in his heart before giving way to something more. He vaguely remembers pulling you down for a kiss before wrapping his legs around your waist. The memory vanished once he remembered his current situation.

You agreed with his remark, you hadn’t seen each other as frequently as you did back then. Luckily for him, you were there to change that. Intrigued, Heizou motioned for you to take a seat as he stacked the pile of documents on his desk. You explained, in your tauntingly vague way, that you had been needing some company lately and finally got around to paying an old friend a visit. So, you had taken the liberty of renting a nice hotel room and asking him out during one of his break days. Heizou was flattered and, after discussing the fine details, bid you a sweet goodbye with a slight blush on his cheeks.

You were, once away, waiting for him and matching his pace. This time, he’d make you wait a little less.

Detective Shikanoin Heizou discovers fingering and breeding

The day of his break finally came and Heizou could not be more exited. He woke up early that day, making sure he looked his best when he met you. It was the first private hangout he had experienced with you in months and he could feel the familiar tingles of ecstasy travel up his spine. When the sound of your knuckles against the door broke him from his day dream, he hurriedly stashed the few items he was bringing into his pockets before going over his appearance one final time. After making sure not a single piece of hair was out of place, he opened the door so you could guide him to the hotel.

The way you two looked walking down the street reminded him of the lovers he kept going back to the last couple months. Hand in hand, faces painted with delight as one guided the other to a determined location. If he listened closely, he could hear the music entering a subtle crescendo as you pulled him forward to match your pace; the mixture of a soft piano mixed with the wind carried over to his ears as you squeezed his hand just a tad bit tighter.

The events of the day went by swiftly. Heizou could barely remember the last time he laughed as hard as he did that day. No longer was he the detective of the Tenryou Commission, now he was your friend and trusted companion. You two ended the day just like it had started, mirroring the lovers that never seemed to soften their hold on the detective. Just like them, you two were making your way to the rented room, giggles escaping your lips as your eyes crinkled slightly around the edges.

The shut door gave way to a kiss, and then another, and then another. Heizou was pinned against the door, arms circled around your neck while you two shared an array of kisses. Accidentally stepping a bit too close, you found yourself putting a little too much pressure on Heizou’s crotch, coaxing a whine out of his throat. He bucked his hips to meet your touch, mouth opening as he panted because of the pleasure.

You let him be, going down to his neck in favour of kissing and licking all over it. His moans grew louder and needier, so you pulled him away from the door and onto the awaiting bed. Your new position reminded him of that night, the first night you shared together. You on top of him, waiting for him to feel ready. This time, he didn't keep you waiting long. Quickly pulling you down, he began kissing you feverishly. It wasn't long before you two engaged in a full on make out session.

His hands took the liberty of snaking under your shirt, sliding up and down your chest. You sighed softly into his mouth, aiding him in taking you shirt of before gripping his by the hem. Looking into his eyes, you searched for any signs of uncomfortableness before quickly lifting up his shirt. You gave him a quick peck on the lips before traveling down his face and chest. You nipped softly at some of the exposed skin, your hands traveling down to his ass. You squeezed it a bit, emphasizing your actions with a particularly long lick to his chest.

He pulled away from you, impatience getting to him as he pulled his pants and his underwear down. He redirected your hands to his ass, giving you a pointed look which screamed excitement. You weren't faring much better yourself, only moments away from breaking what little self control you had left. You began circling your finger around his rim, asking him softly if it was okay for you to put it in.

Heizou hadn't thought this things would be happening to him, but the idea that you could fulfill one of his fantasies today aroused him even more. He nodded, moaning in excitement when your finger entered. It felt so different from his fingers, but it felt so good. He moaned louder at the feeling of another finger going in. It stung a little, but you were careful, so tender and loving with him. Stilling your movements, you waited until he was comfortable, which didn't take long. He started grinding his ass down on your fingers, moaning like a depraved whore at the feeling of them reaching that one bundle of nerves he discovered that day.

He was begging you to move them by now, which you did, and it caught him by surprise. You thrusted your fingers into him, making sure to hit his prostate every time. He came quickly after that, moaning in ecstasy as you helped him through his orgasm. Still relying on his hormones, the reached for your pants, pawing at them in an attempt to take them off. You got his message, taking your pants and underwear off.

Time stilled in that moment, reminding him of the countless times he has had this fantasy. You two, together like this, sharing the most intimate parts of yourselves. It made him vulnerable, and he decided he didn't hate it. Looking up at you, with so much love in his eyes, he pulled you down to him. He kissed your lips again, messier and sloppier this time, as his hands guided you to his rim. You were so tantalizingly close to pushing in, the feeling overwhelming him greatly. Perhaps his logical mind had left him for good, for in the next moments he went on to open up more than he was ready to admit.

-I-I've been thinking about you more frequently recently a-and I finally figured out why and I must admit, all I can think about is you marking me as yours once and for all. You promised me all those years back we'd be together forever, so please, won't you allow me to be yours?

Those words pushed you over the edge. Grabbing his hips, you thrusted into him fully. He had to bite his hand to keep from screaming. You let out moans and grunts here and there, focusing solely on the boy under you and how hot he looked moaning out your name. Cries of "y-yes! more~" and "d-don't fucking stop!" filled your ears as your thrusts became sloppier and more desperate. Finally, after Heizou let out a particularly needy string of whines, you came inside of him.

You were surprised to hear the whorish moans that escaped him at the feeling of your cum filling him up. He immediately caged you wit his legs, grinding his ass down on your overstimulated self as he cried and begged for another load. Confused but still undeniably horny, you fucked him senseless again until you both came; you from fucking into him and him from being filled with your cum.

When the third time came around, the pleasure was bordering on painful. Heizou was crying freely, tears pouring from his eyes as he weakly tried to get more stimulation. All that came out of his mouth were please for more of your cum, please to fill him up nice and good, to ruin him for anyone that might come after you. You understood the situation soon enough and, with the deepest thrust your hips could manage, you alerted him that the night was far from over.

-Don't worry, Zou. I'll breed you until the only thing on your mind is the way my cum feels inside of you~

That sentence shaped his pupils into hearts as he all but begged you to do so. The sounds of skin slapping against skin and loud moans and grunts filled the room again, alerts of a long night ahead of both of you.

When you did pull out, tired from filling him up more than 5 times, all Heizou could think about was your wording earlier. Breeding, so that's what it was called.

Maybe the detective would have to conduct an investigation into it in the near future.

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Erza : [thinking] Hmmm...I'm wondering if I'm missing something April 7th before the eclipse. What was the most important thing about me in my routines of Clear Heart Force Organization, yeah. That could only mean one thing on April 7th. I share the most important thing in all of my life...

*DING!*

Erza : [Determined] That's right! Today's my birthday! I gotta think cool, think fast, cause the facts are really simple when it comes to paying all respects on birthday, just gotta get everything to get everything situated. Alright, time to think fast!

(scene pans)

Erza : Happy birthday to me, guys!...Huh?

Mui : Oh Good! You finally made it to the "We All Share the Same" Birthday Party like everyone else.

Gundam : And including me, I share the same birthday we these guys and it's also my anniversary!

Erza : I never thought that we all share the same birthdays before, how is that possible?

Setsuna : Oh it's possible. We celebrate Birthdays and Gundam as well for the anniversary! It is our amazing achievement how we'd celebrate the day such this. To make the earth happy on the spring time.

Erza : Oh yes, I guess that this explains a lot of why was I born on Gundam Day. Yeah, that figures much on why there was ever a Gundam Day.

Relena : I do share the same as yours, but we all share the birthday, it's totally a win for us.

Erza : I can't believe that after all of that Cheesecake Factory, we finally get to celebrate our birthdays at this long table...

Jean : Hey, everybody! Glad that you finally made it to our birthday party!

Erza : This is literally not my idea of how did we all share the day of birth on these occasions with the Gundam anniversary, not my day, of saving mortality of being the girlboss cause anyone in this universe will rue the day!

Yona : Oi! Just in time to open our birthday presents. But first, we gotta say that happy birthday to all of us and this is the day we all started on this occasion!

Erza : Yo, Yona! You gotta have a cool birthday you know, I know that we all share the same birthdays but we needed to all celebrate our birthdays and that was the day, we needed something for more than just to celebrate this special day for us!

Yona : I know, right!? It's super cool to have sharing the same birth as you do! You gotta understand the context of being the luckiest girl you wanted to understand and I have no talent of being the luckiest person ever!

Erza : Well, you if you insist!

Mui : Yeah, I had to invite my boyfriend since my birthday has arrived!

Fuuko : Hey, everyone! Sorry we're late for the occasion, here's the birthday cake that we delivered.

Erza : Oh goodie, it would've been a small birthday if we had the cakes for each and everyone...?

Fuuko : Behold! I give you the "Ultimate April 7th Birthday Cake!"

Erza : wow! That's a huge-ass cake! Now that's what I call a birthday surprise!

Mui : Intriguingly yes! That is one superb cake! Definitely delicious!

Yona : It looks super delicious!

Setsuna : So good to eat it!

Erza : I can't wait to eat the cake let's eat shall we!

Gundam : I don't have a mouth to feed on.

*SPLAT+BOOM!*

Aerial : Surprise! Happy Birthday, everyone! (realizes that the cake exploded everywhere) Uhhh, oops. I thought it would be a cool birthday cake surprise. Did I get that right?

Gundam : *Steam whistling* Aerial, you stupid mechanical twit!

Relena : Suletta Mercury! Your stupid robot just ruined the entire cake for all of us! What's with this idiot robot ruining our birthday cake!?

Mui : Yeah, what's the big idea of ruining a good birthday!?

Yona : Can't you do anything right, you big bucket of bolts!?

Suletta : Hey, guys! Look! I did what I had to do something, I only wanted Gundam to have big anniversary cake and that is what we simply did on exactly did with these occasions soon as possible. We get to eat our cake fellas?

Mui : Oh you are so dead to us.

Suletta : Oh, crud.

(sounds of Suletta getting beating up by everyone)

Erza : Oh...So I get it now. Everyone shares the same birthday while we celebrate the anniversary of a giant robot. That all makes sense now.

Setsuna : Well, you had your problems on getting that birthday cake. We brought all food from the Cheesecake factory, wanna go for another round, birthday girl?

Erza : You betcha! Hey, everyone stop the fighting! THERE'S A FREE DISCOUNT ON CHEESECAKE FACTORY IN PARTICIPATING LOCATIONS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! EVERYONE WHO GET A CHEESECAKE FACTORY GIFT CARD WILL HAVE EVERYONE SOME FOOD AND CAKE!

Relena : Cheesecake Factory!?

Mui : No way!

Jean : Quick everyone! To the Cheesecake Factory!

(everybody runs off in excitement)

Erza : There problem solved! Now let's head to the cheesecake factory.

Setsuna : But first you're gonna have to pay for all of this cleanup.

Erza : I know.

[Course Clear (NSMB Ver.) - Koji Kondo]

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL AND GUNDAM!"

Mario : That's-a so nice! (Runs into the castle)

[iris out]

#fairy tail #mobile suit gundam #undead unluck #yona of the dawn #attack of titan #crossover #comedy #funny #humor #birthday

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sokokoko · 1 year

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‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❝ 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 ❞・ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ︵‿

/ ❝𝑰'𝒎 𝑺𝒐𝒌𝒐❞ /

/❝𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍❞/

/ ❝𝑰 𝒍��𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒎𝒆❞/

/❝𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅, 𝑰 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆, 𝑰 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒘❞/

/❝𝑰'𝒎 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒐❞/

/❝𝑴𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏❞/

♡✨𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒈; 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔✨♡

Oh and I should probably mention my alt is @all-eyes-no-dragon because you will see me use it some places

𓁹 Insta 𓁹

❀ 25/03 birthday ❀

𓁹 purple is my favourite colour 𓁹

❀ You may also call me Nova or Shin ❀

If I write something stupid, feel free to poke holes in it! Thinking is hard 🥲

Also! If you feel like it, I would love an @ if you use any of my word prompts or writing prompts. It's not required, I'm just genuinely intrigued as to what you might've written. Only if you want to share though 💜

Down, down, down to read my stuff ⬇️

Resources:

✎ Writing piece classifications

Definitions and more. Ever wonder how many words it is to be considered a novel? What is a novelette? What is the average word count for different types of genres? What's the word count of a drabble? I got you.

✎ Really good name website: behindthename

❀ Look at: #writing prompts or #writing prompt in this account for a few ideas to spark inspiration in that wonderful Brian of yours

❀ In #whispers you'll see things I think all writers should get to hear

❀ #word of the sometimes is random words that I challenge you to write something based off

❀ #qfmn is random out of context things pulled from my notes (quotes from my notes)

❀ #random honesty is just that.

❀ #writing quotes is pretty deep as well. You'll find some wisdom nuggets by searching this!

My Personal Works:

✎ All the stories I want to write from A-Z

A vast majority are only concepts, characters and worldbuilding. I can count the number of stories I've fully outlined on one hand. Some stories I am holding off writing as I one day hope to make them into comics.

🎆 The PPU (Paranormal Powers Universe) 🎆

✎ Universe layout + descriptions

Stories:

✩ After School Guardians

✩ Dreamer

✩ Nighttime Live!

✩ The Boy Who Grew Wings

✩ Keepers Of The Sun

✩ Lovers Of The Moon

✩ Gateway To The Stars

✩ Children Of The Clock

✩ Made In Mechania

✩ Wisteria's World

✩ The Bee & The Boy

✩ An Alien's Observations

✩ Hand Me The Moon

✩ Zingy & Zesty

✎ The Raven & The Dove

Completed novelette. 13 chapters, 10.8k words and my only finished story, discounting a cringe 8 chapter short story I wrote when I was 12. Am I proud of this? It's not my magnum opus, that's for sure. I wrote this in 2 months. However, I'm happy that I finished a story and hope to write many more in future.

Summary:

Shadowed by a civilian woman who knows of his profession and yet doesn't care, the assassin for hire known as "The Raven" can't help but act more human.

When the woman, Hannah, worms her way deeper and deeper into the wretched life he lives, The Raven wishes that he was strong enough to turn her away. But his infatuation and her damned persistence won't let him.

As the two spiral deeper down a path of no return, The Raven has to wonder, “Who’s ruin will this lead to?”

His own? Or Hannah’s?

🪻 One Shots 🪻

✎ He, The Whisper (Dreamer adjacent)

POV of a character I don't plan on giving a POV in the actual book. Secondary main character of "Dreamer" and a powerful entity stripped of his original rank. This one shot goes through his thoughts as he's trapped in the Nightmare Realm. 200 words.

✎ Synth-thia, Sin-thia

Quick crack about my OC Zinthia from After School Guardians meeting her original concept who was made by me as a young, cringey child. 994 words.

✎ The Storm Called Death

Vivien from The Frost Prince's Paramour? feeling cold and angry for 195 words. This is only significant because there's a curse on him that causes him to always be cold and will eventually freeze him to death. The only thing that can stave it off is human contact but his family want him to die so he's forbidden from being touched. Otherwise, this is just him having a pity party.

I really wanted to share the newer piece a wrote for this WIP (A Pane-ful Scene) because I love it so much but I think I should keep it in my pocket cuz I might actually use it.

✎ Poor, poor, Mayor Mendler

High key fanfiction of A's Academy For Gifted Girls set post story. It's basically that one prompt about the hero and villain's rivalry being a prank on their brother the mayor except these guys are girls. 1360 words.

✎ Horology

730 words. Father Time stops time because he's disgusted with mortals but the birth and commands of some entities born outside his reach scares him into letting the timestream flow once again. Based off of a line I wrote for a companion piece song to Nighttime Live!

"Once upon a time seven powers arose

Born to a land where time itself froze

The Netherworld let out a quake

Father Time began to shake

In fear of what his God could make"

✎ Monster Knows Best

A young Kai from Pyre & Frost talks about the monster that lives with him in his house. Murder is mentioned and covered up. 374 words.

✎ purple; out of reach

What the colour purple means to Shadow, a Boogeyman from "After School Guardians" who was born wrong. 290 words.

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tojikai · 2 years

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A'ight a'ight a'ight

I have just finished reading part V and DAMN, Suguru really went to the point, huh? And Kai, awesome and wonderful job as always!

Suguru is the number one here alongside Shoko because these two are just 🥺

The fact that Suguru held himself back from lunging for Satoru or raising his voice just made me go jxnzksnxjdnud Suguru squad where y'all at 👀?

He made the right choice by going somewhere else before talking to Satoru and telling him about what happened after the breakup between him and poor Y/N and how he delivered the news to him just made me UGH!

And Hoejou, would you please stop? Suguru is right about you having to fucking stop visiting/seeing her because she's not going to be able to heal thanks to your stupid ass. You don't have any valid reasons to visit her because YOU are the very cause of her ending up in the hospital just because you THOUGHT that she fucking hurt Rie at Shoko's birthday party (I'm still salty that her birthday was ruined).

You were with Y/N for 5 fucking years! How in the fuck would you not know that she won't hurt the bitch when she's trying so hard to move on from you poor excuse of an existence?! We all get that you miss her and that you're regretting about the fact that you're the cause of this whole mess alongside that poor excuse of a woman called Rie BUT you have lost all fucking privileges to see her, talk to her, apologise to her and comfort her when you stepped over that fucking line so back the fuck up or I will ask Kento to 7:3 your 6'3 ass, ya hear me?

And, hello? Why in the fuck would you tell Suguru that when you're with somebody fucking else? You have 0 privileges, like... Ze-fucking-ro, ya hear me? Good

Suguru likes Y/N Suguru likes Y/N Suguru likes Y/N Suguru likes Y/N Suguru likes Y/N

It has been confIRMED-

Let's move on to Suguru giving her a tattoo before I bust a nerve just by thinking of this cheating motherfucker...

About the tattoo under the breast, I remember that someone offered that idea and when I read it in the chapter, I was like "OH MY GOD... FUCK YEAH!" because their idea was just *chef kiss* so props to you my friend! Oh and I completely agree with them loving Nanami Kento (best salary man, y'all) mostly with the matching tattoos/their names tattooed on the other's ring fingers bevause that would be very adorable, sweet and 🥺🥺🥺.

I truly respect the fact that Suguru wasn't, still isn't, taking advantage of the fact that Y/N is vulnerable but fuck you Satoru for thinking so lowly of your best friend, like... Fuck you 😒😑😐

I wonder what she chose though (maybe I missed it so pardon me-)...

And oh? Satoru walking in on his best friend that was about to start with the proceedure? With Y/N half naked? Damn, I can already smell drama in the next chapter 👀

Again, thank you for the chapter Kai! Take your time on writing the next one, yeah? Stay safe, stay healthy and stay happy!

RJay

"7:3 your 6'3 ass" 😭 that's definitely how nanami feels about gojo in canon LMAOO but yeah, whenever i think about how satoru thought that yn could physically hurt his new gf, i just feel so sad :(( like imagine how yn must've felt, someone who loved you for years, not only accused you of something they know you wouldn't do but also takes their new partner's side without hearing yours first :'(( it was good that shoko and suguru were there to help her get through all of it. it helped a lot, especially with her parents being absent and all, she wouldn't really have someone else to lean on. and yn's tattoo, i imagined it to be like this when its done :> Satoru probably thought they were on to something else when he opened the door LMAO anyways, thank you so much for this, rjay !!🥺💕please stay safe, healthy and happy as well~ i hope your week is going smoothly !! <33

#🍭—kaitalks #f: permanent mark

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sarah-dipitous · 6 months

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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 298

The Six Thatchers

“The Six Thatchers”

Plot Description: Sherlock takes on the case of finding out who is going around and smashing six unique head statues of late Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

And here we are…the worst season of this show…it’s so mean that they put an ad for season 10 of doctor who on this dvd

Sherlock having a twitter account…sounds nightmarish

Ohhhh, the aquarium imagery reminds me this is when Mary dies

So Sherlock’s gonna just wait out and solve crimes while “Moriarty” makes his “posthumous” next move

Omg stop texting or whatever at your goddaughter’s christening, I don’t care if you don’t believe. It’s just rude

You can’t make demands of babies, Sherlock. I can barely make them of my cat.

Ok this case is pretty interesting…a young man who is supposed to be in Tibet is somehow found dead in his car after a drunk driver hits it and it ignites…however, that body was dead for a week already and the kid’s dad had talked to him on the phone more recently than that (my money’s on prerecorded conversation bits, maybe??)

How’s Sherlock gonna make comments about how John and Mary will be great parents because they did a great job dealing with him but then not understand the jokes John and Lestrade are making comparing him to the baby?

I’d start dissociating if I was in a home with a Thatcher shrine, too

Oh. Oh that’s tragic. The kid tried to surprise his dad for the dad’s birthday, suffered a medical emergency, died in the car in a costume meant to mimic the car seat, and because no one had any cause to go to the car, he stayed there til the drunk driver hit it

Mycroft reacting to seeing a picture of the Watsons’ baby is exaggerated but relatable. He’s also not good with people, but the difference is I at least sometimes strive to be

Is that Janine?? No. Just another detective who needed Sherlock’s help. Didn’t even look THAT much like her

How did the dog get in trouble with the US? So much so that charges were pressed and subsequently dropped?

(Megumi does not like this show…but considering she’s only seen part of one episode from season 4, who could blame her?)

Ok this case is no longer interesting…I take it back. Mary’s thumb drive was in the last of the thatcher busts, even though she said she destroyed it, all the dark secrets from her past

I don’t…maybe he doesn’t want to kill her but he knows someone DOES and THAT is why he said Mary is a dead woman walking (he being the guy Sherlock fought who was in an assassin team or whatever with Mary)

She drugged Sherlock? Come on…

Why does Mycroft’s office look so stupid? He’s better than this

There’s something distasteful about Mary’s cover on this plane…why is she drawing so much attention to herself??? Oh, she switched places with the flight attendant.

What ruins this is I know Sherlock and John will find her, and the way she gets caught by them will probably be really simple and obvious

YUP! He lojacked the memory stick…and it was John’s idea.

The number of lies she’s living is just astounding. I don’t know how john puts up with it…

Oh no. That guy definitely wants her dead. Being tortured got six years will do that to ya

Trying to remember if the women from the bus is Sherlock’s sister….that seemed….not random. It definitely is. She signed the number she gave John “E”.

John, I know your marriage has kind of always been in shambles but maybe cheating isn’t the answer

I can’t believe you’re texting Sherlock’s sister while your wife takes care of your daughter

I forgot it was Lady Smallwood’s secretary who betrayed Mary’s assassin team

Truly, I probably would have just shot Sherlock if he read me like that. Well, she tried…but Mary got in the way

This should be more emotional than it is. Even John’s sounds of anguish are not convincing. Sounds more like he’s having trouble shitting than mourning his wife

John Watson stop losing people in even numbered seasons challenge

Well, at least he went back to therapy……….I mean, he’s physically there, at least…I guess—Oh, it’s Sherlock, not John. Feels like a not so good idea that they both have/had the same therapist

Oof. That’s gotta sting. John would rather have ANYONE but Sherlock help him now that Mary is gone?

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

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cephalofrog · 11 months

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alright succession final season liveblogging time, starting with episode 1

feel free to block if you don’t wanna see these posts

warning that I am a dumbass. so these posts are likely to be less “wow the themes” and more “kendall you stupid fuck”

I watched the rest of it in the background whilst grinding the current project sekai event. but I wanna focus properly on the final season so I’ll be watching it during the breaks I take

also I already watched episode 1 but I’ll rewatch it to start out

- there aren’t any huge changes I’m noticing in the intro. the biggest shift was s1 to s2 where the final shot went from only having kendall to having all four of the kids. I do wonder if that was related to the show deciding to focus on the kids other than ken more past s1? it’s just guesswork but I do feel like the seasons past 1 had more roman/shiv screentime proportionally at least. connor still gets very little focus though which makes sense.

- starting the final season on logan’s next birthday. back to where we began

- here are the kids! failed upwards of course. my own hopes of getting to see them working at mcdonalds were sadly dashed

- roman has a slightly shorter hairstyle! it looks good.

- ken has settled on a happy medium between “trashfire” and “personification of a business degree”

- it is kinda nice that every other time ken failed to kick out logan he ended up being basically kicked to the curb and spiralling horribly but this time he’s pretty much doing fine since the siblings are also there.

- can’t wait for this peace to be ruined!

- shiv also got a new hairstyle! I did kinda prefer her last one but this one is pretty nice.

- new T (not tom)

- the business talk in this show only ever makes sense to me in hindsight

- not even attending logan’s birthday! good for them

- greg has discovered the concept of dating

- chekhov’s discussion over greg’s date leaking details

- hi tom

- this relationship is as weird as ever

- during my first watch I was checking for wedding rings during this scene. I don’t think tom is wearing one, which makes sense I guess? shiv still has one - I think she makes up her mind about actually divorcing during the later scene in order to sell the buyout to the pierce guys.

- “we have the ethos of a non-profit” fuck off kendall

- chekhov’s social media post has been spotted

- connor on the president thing again

- not gonna lie I kinda expected it to work out for him. glad it isn’t though

- “which is great, cause conversation’s important to be inside of” thanks greg

- “if we’re good, we’re good” I like it logan. means you aren’t technically lying if you’re planning on instantly getting rid of tom

- “fearless fighter of the good fight” okay ken. I bet that totally stuck after you gave up on that whole thing

- “a ludicrously capacious bag” rich people scare me

- “another tick on the chart” okay greg

- I wonder if there are people out there who take greg’s character as being like oh, he’s a cool normal guy! he’s just tangled up in all this but he’s a good guy really! when in reality, while, yeah, people did take advantage of him due to him not being particularly savvy, he also is very much unopposed to the exploitation that supports his lifestyle, and still feels pretty obviously entitled to the products of that exploitation. he’s not a good person just cause he’s too much of a dumbass to realise that he’s being shitty.

- not the display towels!

- not the opera!!!

- “I got ATN, plus pierce” he doesn’t know

- “just think about how fucking funny it would be if we screw dad” that’s not putting aside the family stuff kendall

- logan do you have any actual pals (no)

- logan economics 101 smalltalk

- logan this is a lot to just talk to someone about

- connor wants to turn his wedding into Content(tm)

- how did I only just realise that him wanting to be president isn’t just cause he’s a narcissist, it’s also cause he wants the others to actually consider him to be important and noticeable

- honestly tom is probably lying about the CCTV thing. I guess I wouldn’t put it past logan but he seems too busy for all that tbh

- ooh, someone making a rival bid! who could it possibly beeee

- these rich people travel between places so fast

- butter my beanpole!

- speaking of my earlier greg comments

- this lady has such an accent

- it’s all wrapped up...... unless............

- I appreciate the fact that shiv absolutely does hold those values, like she’s not lying or anything - she’s just... willing to compromise a bit.

- logan missing roman I see

- this week’s show of who can say the bigger number!

- putting the L in logan

- technically this is a bad thing since it means they’re gonna have to actually deal with him again. but it is fun to see him lose for once

- shiv’s apartment is so huge. I like it but would personally prefer a slightly smaller one - I wouldn’t be able to walk around one that big in the dark tbh.

- (the main thing I am jealous of the characters in this show for is the apartments they can afford)

- I guessed less than a year for these two and I was right!

- their relationship is so weird. like can you not deal with just fucking other people and also each other pretty regularly? I guess they aren’t really in love either though so whatever. I’m not good at relationships so I guess I don’t really get the emotions behind them failing.

#succession #succession spoilers #liveblog

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wildcatofgreen · 1 year

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which is better: freedom or security? or does one not necessarily contradict the other?

"That's... deep. Spirits, ya sure ya should be askin' me that? Ya dun't think Lyli or Sony can handle it better?"

She sighs, "Uh. Iun't... know, really. "I mean, ideally they wouldn't, right? "Why can't ya have both? Freedom 'ta be able 'ta do whatever ya want but the security 'ta like... do them without harm?

"But, shit, ya need 'ta give a little freedom away for security, right?

"Or, is it the other way around? Or, like...

"Aggggh, Iunno, dude! I'm a dumb cat, how am I supposed 'ta know this stuff?!?!"

She sits on her floor, staring at the ground before her.

"I guess like, if we're talkin' stuff I'd want?

"Freedom, easy. Freedom 'ta do whatever. Freedom 'ta run aroun' an' do all my fun stuff like gem teleportin' or catchin' up with my friends or jus' spendin' time with Sony.

"I'm secure enough in my own abilities that security wouldn't like, matter 'ta me. If there's a baddie I'll crush it, if there's a problem I'll smash it.

"I ain't gonna be bogged down by some dumb stuff jus' 'cause it'd be more ''secure'' or whatever.

"Shit, ain't that part of the reason I ain't wanna marry Sony...?

"Uhm.

"S-Security's important though, right? Like without security I wouldn't be sure I'd still have all the things I want. Like my stupid Battlesphere job, my Sony, my friends.

"I can have all the freedom I want, but if it comes at the cost of not havin', at the very least, my friends, then what's the point?

"Shit, isn't that why I ain't wanna tell Lyli how I felt...?"

She starts groaning loudly. Wow, those are two very fucked up realizations to have in the same moment.

Give up her freedom for security, or give up her security for freedom?

Well, consistently she's chosen security, hasn't she?

She didn't want to give up the security of her and Lyli's friendship--sure, she might have felt more free, being with that girl she's loved for stones know how long, but there was that unknown there. She could be more free. But she also could lose her best friend just because of some stupid feelings.

And, she was willing to give up some freedoms just to be more secure with Sony.

She won't even let herself fuck up a little bit just to satiate those stupid feelings she still has.

She needs that security--she can't let it happen again, she can't lose him again.

Even with her job, she's fought tooth and nail to keep it--hell, she's still fighting, isn't she??? She has a rematch with that stupid panda fuck on the 27th.

Stones, the 27th--why'd she even PICK THAT DAY??? If she loses it'll just be known as ''the day carol tea ruined her life'' instead of it being her stupid little birthday. What is wrong with her.

"I-Iunno, man.

"Jus', ask someone else. Ask Spade, doesn't he have a gemerald like mine??? That dumbass would have better answers than me."

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous #''...''

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shotorozu · 2 years

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kiss, marry or kill

“your s/o, your girl best friend, and someone hot you work with (can also be celebrity crush)”

in celebration of my birthday 🤩‼️ (again 💀)

character(s): bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto, midoriya izuku, shinsou hitoshi (bnha)

PART TWO

LEGEND: [Y/N = YOUR NAME, L/N = LAST NAME] you/your pronouns, but only shouto refers to you as his girl best friend, quirk’s not mentioned.

WARNING(S): profanity, a death threat in bakugou’s 💀

note(s): basically— this question has ruined a lot of relationships. so if you were asked this, the person asking is either testing your s/o, or they hate your relationship /hj 🗿 this has been an idea of mine for a while. i saw a tiktok on how somebody’s boyfriend said he’d kill his hot co-worker, kiss his GIRLFRIEND, and marry his girl best friend… like?? hello wtf (there aren’t much nuances, and i changed up who asked the question obviously💀 some are friends with the character, and some aren’t— if that makes sense. also i made things pg in comparison to the tiktok i referenced)

»»————-　♡　————-««

bakugou katsuki

is so fucking insulted, you don’t even know.

↛ like?? why would anyone ask bakugou katsuki this question 😭 out of all things they could’ve asked him… even though katsuki knows better to not answer— because not answering is the only right answer in this situation, he found it incredibly insulting that mineta asked him that in front of you, and thought that he’d pick anyone other than you— in the kiss, and marry part.

↛ so of course he’s going to answer— just not in the way mineta thinks.

“oh bakugou! looks like it’s your turn!” kirishima exclaims, as a result of the bottle pointing at the explosion quirk user.

katsuki only scoffs, and a scowl forms on his face from just imagining his own participation “i am not playing this shitty game.”

“oh, but bakugou—” mineta calls out, “this question is very simple! answering it is as easy as pie!”

his friends around him eye their (not single) hot headed friend nervously “fuck no, i ain’t answering anything from you—”

but mineta asks anyway, “kiss, marry, or kill— your s/o, your girl best friend, or someone hot you work with? if you don’t have someone hot you work with, that’s fine! celebrity crush works too.”

katsuki takes a long look at you. even though you’re giving him a smile (that he ever so loves to see) which signifies support and reassurance, he can tell— just by the fiddle of your hands, and with the sudden aversion of your gaze, that you’re anticipating an answer.

you trust him, but you’re also curious with what he has to say, and how he’ll outsmart the question. (because it’s not like your relationship with him will end, if he answers incorrectly. but if he does though you doubt it you admit that it’d really painful on your heart)

“kiss Y/N,”

“ooo!” mineta exclaims in fascination, the corners of his lips tugging into an interested grin— that’s definitely not innocent. “that’s so bold of you, bakugou!”

“marry Y/N,”

“wait— that’s not how it works—”

“and kill you.” he says with such snark in his tone, it causes all of their friends in the circle to go dead silent. “what kind of fucking question is that? you wanna die tonight— huh?! is that what’re fuckin’ asking—”

mineta stammers, the concept of his body being found in a ditch and covered in char from the explosions of your boyfriend’s possibility is suddenly increasing by the second— and it makes him tremble in fear. “b—bakugou, it was j-just a question—”

“a stupid one, you dumb fuck!” the pop of explosions against his palm, and bakugou’s sudden approach causes mineta to tremble even harder. “ain’t my answer obvious??—”

“somebody stop him!”

“mineta,” kaminari whines, “why’d you even ask bakugou that?— he’s happily in a relationship!”

“—remember my answer the next time you try your bullshit with me, you dumb bitch!”

todoroki shouto

is confused with the question— because you are all of those three to him.

↛ this isn’t even shouto’s way of evading the question— in fact, he’s not even evading it. shouto just genuinely thinks that you’re all of those things to him. you’re his lover, girl best friend, and someone hot he works with— that’s all, really. his genuine confusion and answers eventually tires out whoever’s asking him this thing— and he’s even more so confused when people try to tell him who’s who in his life. but like bakugou, shouto’s incredibly insulted— when he (eventually) connects the dots, and sees what they’re trying to do with him. he’ll make a sour face and everything once it hits him.

↛ he’s going to answer genuinely, but not in a way that’s going to hurt you. anyway, you have a lot of trust in him.

“todoroki! looks like the bottle landed on you.”

“i still don’t get the mechanics of the game..” he whispers to you in slight panic, but you only give him a thumbs up.

“just answer truthfully,” you say, as you reach down to rub your thumb against the back of his hand, “you got this,”

“anyhow! the burning question— no pun intended,” the girl suddenly says, purposefully choosing to ignore shouto’s interaction with you. “kiss, marry, or kill— your significant other, your girl best friend, or someone hot you work with? celebrity crush works as a nice substitute.”

the room suddenly goes uncomfortably still, and shouto looks at you in question, with a slight panic in his eyes— but not in the way you think. “do i— do i have to do all of this? like.. with actions?”

“no, shouto. none of it is literal,” you reassure with a nervous smile. you keep in mind that he’s not actually going to do all of this— but still, you hope that his honesty won’t hurt you, or your relationship with shouto. “again, just be honest.”

the corners of his lips are pulled down into a slight frown, “i— i don’t understand..”

“Y/N is my significant other, best friend, and someone hot i work with.. how will i answer this..?”

the girl (with a name he doesn’t know of) that’s asking blinks— slightly annoyed that he didn’t answer in an interesting, and desirable way. “no, todoroki. they’re different people! you can’t choose the same person. isn’t yaoyorozu your girl best friend?”

yaoyorozu whips her head around, “do not pull me into this. we are friends, but not in such a misleading way.”

midoriya looks at the encounter nervously, “i think.. if todoroki-san thinks L/N is all of those things— which, i don’t doubt.. then L/N is that person!”

you silently appreciate yaoyorozu’s interference, and midoriya’s answer. thank goodness he’s such a sweetheart.

“i still stand by what i said,” todoroki says firmly, “i will never be killing Y/N, but i will kiss and marry—”

“again, that’s not how it works—”

“my answer hasn’t changed.”

bakugou gives the person a side eye, “just fucking drop it, holy fuck.”

the girl ended up not getting a definitive answer, much to her dismay. but when shouto found out about the question’s true meaning— he’s insulted.

and he makes sure it’s known very well.

midoriya izuku

knows what the question means— he’s insulted, but he’ll respectfully answer.

↛ the question naturally weirds izuku out— and izuku doesn’t fail to notice how the person asking this question in the first place, has been way too close for comfort. but of course, izuku wouldn’t be himself, if he didn’t give the benefit of the doubt to people— even when they didn’t deserve it. but fear not, it doesn’t take long for izuku to recognize what the question was trying to achieve, and when he notices it— he’s even more insulted than you, honestly. (which says a lot)

↛ izuku contemplates for a bit if he should answer, but he eventually concludes that he should set his foot down, in respect of your relationship with him. but he hates lashing out on people, so he’ll respectfully do it.

izuku didn’t really plan on being a part of this game.

but here he is, sitting beside you in your circle of friends (minus this one person, sora— who is a middle school friend of kaminari’s) with the tip of the bottle pointing at him directly, signifying that it’s his turn to answer.

“alright, dude!” kaminari’s friend smiles with warmth izuku isn’t exactly sure about, “you in a relationship?”

after the question left his mouth, izuku’s cheeks turn into a crimson red, “yes. yes, i am.”

izuku reaches for your hand, signifying that it’s you he’s dating.

“hm, okay. cute!” sora gives a cursory look over you, but acknowledges your relationship nonetheless. “i wonder if you’ll still say the same thing after this question though..”

“huh— why?”

“well— kiss, marry, or kill— your significant other,” sora points at you, “your girl best friend, or someone hot you work with? your celebrity crush can be used as a substitute.”

izuku’s fingers fold into a hold, as his hand grabs onto yours for support and reassurance.

“that’s a really bad question,” izuku says, like it’s a matter of fact, “one— i’m in a relationship, so i’m going to kiss and marry Y/N. i don’t know what kind of answer you were looking for, but i’m sorry— you won’t be getting it from me.”

the room goes quiet for a second, and izuku realizes that all eyes are practically on him at the moment— which, he doesn’t mind, but he should conclude his answer.

“oh uh— i know you mean well though! it’s just a silly party question, i know but.. i’m setting my foot down for my relationship. that’s my answer.” he fumbles with your finger tips, “i’m sorry if i made things weird.”

you blink, unable to find the right words to express how you feel— proud, amazement, every single synonym to those words? none of them seem right.

but either way, you’re pleased with his answer.

“oh, no— i’m sorry,” sora sheepishly apologizes, “i didn’t mean to overstep. i was just asking because i saw someone else ask the same question to another person and—”

“you knew damn well what you were doin’—”

“kaachan,” izuku firmly warns, “it’s alright. it’s just a silly party question.”

“midoriya, you’re such a green flag— you don’t even know it..”

shinsou hitoshi

insulted and offended (4) but manages to hide it well. he decided to mess with the person asking’s head though.

↛ growing up to be somewhat in the background, without much attention, and with people cautious of him due to his quirk— allowed him to gain the ability of reading the room, and detecting people’s intentions with him. so, hitoshi immediately knew what monoma was getting at, when he asked him the question. people would think that monoma would be cool with you— because he’s friends with your boyfriend, but nope. monoma’s his friend and all, but there are times where he needs, and wants to defend your honor.

↛ similarly to bakugou, and midoriya— hitoshi knows well not to answer but y’know.. he just wants to make this a little fun, just to prove to monoma that he cannot ask questions with hidden motives, no matter how much he dislikes you.

hitoshi tries his best to conceal his annoyance, as his friend— monoma, asks him probably the dumbest question he has ever asked to this day.

but it must’ve been obvious, as monoma slaps a hand against his back, “c’mon! i know you have an answer! i know how much you like—”

“not just like,” hitoshi reminds,

“right.. i know how much you love Y/N and all, but you have to have a different answer, right, right?!” monoma asks enthusiastically with a nudge of a shoulder

“so, what will it be? you can swap the last part with your celebrity crush, if it works better for you. your answer will stay with me!”

“as if,” hitoshi rolls his eyes. the insomniac was originally, just going to change the topic, but he suddenly thought of an idea— to mess with his brain a little bit, even without his quirk.

“kiss and marry Y/N.” hitoshi simply says, “i don’t have a girl best friend, a celebrity crush, or someone i work with that i find hot.”

“boo! boring, that’s not how it works—”

“but y’know,” hitoshi gives monoma a side eye, “do you have a significant other?”

“shinsou—”

“no. no, you do not.” hitoshi cuts him off, “do you have a girl best friend? no— you also do not have one. and wouldn’t it be nice if you found someone you work with hot?”

“shinsou, the question— i don’t know—”

“exactly. and i bet you don’t have a celebrity crush i know of?”

“so what do you have?” shinsou deadpans, looking at the blond for an answer

monoma laughs nervously, “shinsou—”

shinsou smirks, “no bitches.” shinsou says with so much certainty, it has monoma stuttering, and grasping for an answer.

and that’s when you walk into the room, “hey hitoshi— and company. what’s up?”

and with that, monoma gets up and walks away.

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