#high school quotes

[meowmeowmeowimacat]

Olay everyone! I need the help of the tumblr hivemind!

What are some cool senior quotes that are along the lines of pukicho/skyrim/welcome to nightvale/historic tumblr quotes???

please I need this before 4 am Greenwich time

Calling upon the mutuals:

@goosse @a-pretty-small-toaster @telekinesis-mind-control-comics @perpetual-catmotion @keenkryptonitenut @thranduilofsmirkwood @inkadoodlestudio @crazierchimp @femboy-jerma @3-kids-in-a-trenchcoat @kerri-the-skunk @budgized @rat-detector @definitelynotachinchilla

#asking tumblr #tumblr #quotes #send in your quotes #pukicho #skyrim #the chalkeaters #internet #welcome to nightvale #nightvale #night vale #internet quotes #high school quotes #yearbook #send these in #please help #for my mutuals #mutual summoning #mutual support #meowmeowimacat

[words-from-school]

Student 1: I feel bad for calenders, their days are numbered

Student 2: at least they get dates, unlike you.

#puns #high school senior #high school sophomore #roast #high school quotes #quotes #high school #high school chaos #welcome to high school #high school life #teenagers

[college-funnyquotes]

I wouldn't do it senior year. You're gonna look back and be like "holy shit they became a prostitute."

-some jock guy behind me

#submission #high school #funny quotes #high school quotes

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #the mortifying ordeal of a guy remembering what you were like in high school #and still kissing you anyway #top tier romance guys

[morepeachyogurt]

what is adolescence if not leaving and being left?

1. iain s. thomas | 2. alison zai @alisonzai | 3. @chloeinletters | 4. mikko harvey | 5. fleetwood mac | 6. the breakfast club (1985), john hughes | 7. lorde | 8. miranda july | 9. richard siken | 10. @mavra-matia | 11. homer | 12. amy hempel | 13. mitski | 14. katrin koenning | 15. freya ridings |

#high school as grief etc etc #web weaving #adolescence #leaving #parallels #quotes #words #on leaving #richard siken #mitski #lorde #freya ridings #the breakfast club #mikko harvey #fleetwood mac #iain thomas #mine <3 #1k

[thestoriesandthesongs]

Cats are genderless.

- Ms. Ford, TOK, 2020

#theory of knowledge #high school quotes #high school

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Babs and I are the main characters, so that means we are the love interests.

Jason: Oh yeah? What does that make us?

Dick: *points to Jason and Roy*

Dick: You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

#source: ouran high school host club #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #barbara gordon #oracle #roy harper #arsenal #dickbabs #jayroy #teen titans #red hood and the outlaws #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Max: Give me your lunch money dork.

Ruth: It's giving broke

Max: What-

Richie: Personally, you don't see me asking for lunch money.

Max: Wait but-

Pete: The food isn't even that good.

Ruth: If you can't afford it, just say that

Max: I-

Richie: Common bully L

Max:

#source: tiktok #incorrect starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #hatchetfield high school #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #max jagerman #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming

[timdrakesbussy]

Haley: *Pointing at Sebastian* We can't manipulate, Haley: *Pointing at Alex* mansplain, Haley: *Pointing at Sam* or malewife our way out of here. Abigail: *Wielding a sword* MANSLAUGHTER IT IS THEN

#look i think they need to hang out or whatever #i don't think they got along during their high school years so imagine this #they unintentionally meet in zuzu city and got themselves in trouble by accident so they need to work together in order to get out #or else they're met with the combination of robin jodi caroline and evelyn's wrath #well evelyn wouldn't be mad -- she'd be disappointed and frankly that's far scarier than the rest #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #stardew incorrect quotes #sdv haley #sdv sebastian #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv abigail #stardew haley #stardew sebastian #stardew alex #stardew sam #stardew abigail

[words-from-school]

"Im not a sexy furby!"

#furby #sexy furby #high school quotes #quotes #high school #high school chaos #welcome to high school #high school life #teenagers

[harshstudymotiv]

Reminder that your grades don't care that you're tired. Your grades don't care that you would rather be slacking off. Your grades don't care that you're feeling lazy.

#study motivation quotes #study tips #harsh studyspo #study hard #studyinspo #studyblr #study aesthetic #studygram #study motivation #study #study space #studyspiration #studyspo #studystudystudy #toxic study motivation #studying #study blog #school #high school #homework #university #college

[amethystsoda]

Haruhi iconic gnc moments 🌹💖🌸

#is she nonbinary or agender? doesn't matter she's still cool af #haruhi fujioka #ohshc #ouran high school host club #quote tag

[blue-rose-soul]

Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.

Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-

Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.

[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]

Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?

Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?

#incorrect quotes #source: Ouran High School Host Club #though I made Vox more of a jerk than the dude in the source material #Hazbin Hotel #Angel Dust #Alastor #Vox #Lucifer Morningstar #Charlie Morningstar #Vaggie #Husk (Hazbin Hotel) #Niffty #one sided StaticRadio #they're mostly just standing by and watching the drama #I don't know which thought is funnier to me: #Alastor knows exactly how Vox feels and uses it to troll him #or Alastor has zero clue and just thinks Vox is irrationally angry over a rejected business proposal #I mean he *is* irrationally angry #nice guy Vox vs aroace Alastor FIGHT

[liliamoon]

Out-Of-Context Quotes From My Geology Professor

In honor of the end of my finals week, I compiled a bunch of random quotes from my geology professor:

“There’s reality, and then there’s Boulder, Colorado.”

“The Earth slowly loses heat to space, so eventually Earth will solidify. Except by that time, the sun will have engulfed us and we’ll be vaporized, so!”

“In a billion years, the Earth will barely be habitable, but to be honest, I’m not really losing sleep over it.”

“What also floats in water? Jesus… and witches, and very small rocks.”

“My grandma is from Ohio— they don’t have rocks there.”

“But you can’t watch them after 10 p.m. because that’s when aliens go home.”

“So quartz-rich rocks are siliceous, clay-rich rocks are argillaceous, and the Black-Eyed Peas are Fergilicious.”

“I can just see everyone’s faces start glazing over when I get talking about national park bathrooms.”

“Don’t feel bad, I used to wear socks with sandals, too.”

“Anticline points up, syncline points down. You can remember this because anticline looks like an A, and syncline— if you sin, you’re going down.”

“Death doesn’t matter when you have credit card debt.”

“I’m an old schist.”

“See, look, that poor sheep will never be fossilized.”

“I would say the best place to find gold is… Jared’s?”

“Saltating benthos— I always thought that would be a good name for a band. I mean, it is kinda like a rolling stone.”

“WHY are we FRENCH?”

“There’s enough death to go around!”

“This is not a part of my regular curriculum, but the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser? That stuff works so well!”

“Do you want to see a picture of the moose that chased me this past weekend?”

Bonus: my American literature professor once said “I haven’t really had a near-death experience. If anything, it was the opposite: a near life experience. Y’know, like, I almost had a life.”

#school #jokes #memes #quotes #teacher quote #out of context quotes #funny #geology #science #science teacher #science jokes #teaching quote #gen z #high school #college #dark academia #literature

[thestoriesandthesongs]

I am not the top god.

Jordan, TOK, 2019

#theory of knowledge #quotes #high school quotes #high school

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!

Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?

Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

#source: ohshc #source: Ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #Liu Qingge