Elon Musk bought Valve, the game company, and then showed up to my workplace so I roasted him so bad people made musical remixes of it. Then he got mad and tried to fight me but he tripped and fell flat on his face.
I found a meme website where you can add your own captions so I had some fun.
Text incase it's too small:
"As an apology for lack of positive LGBT+ representation we are going to include the option to daydream the protagonist marrying not only the female, but the male Phantom Thieves."
"We can't forget Akechi and Sumire!"
"Let's lock them behind a DLC story!"
"We could just have Akechi and Sumire be a marriage option to cater to the Akeshu fans since it's one of the most popular ship."
reading about edmund curll, an important figure in erotic literature, and didn't know i was about to stumble across the most chaotic wikipedia page ever... i love historical literary drama
critics have always been the same
and of course where there is 1700s literary drama, alexander pope is always involved. no wonder byron idolized him and was involved in a seven-year long public debate concerning him... honoring him the way he'd like to be remembered (see: the pope-bowles controversy). don juan rly was a tribute to him. we need a series about the restoration era (behn/wilmot/dryden/etc) & of course the young romantics (byron/shelleys/keats/etc) and now we also need the augustan era (pope/montagu/now curll, etc.). someone please pplease please let me do an anthology series (in the vein of ahs or black mirror) about literary communities throughout history already!
cartoonish levels of opportunistic behavior. manipulating every situation to work in his favor like a sitcom character...
the most informative thing i've learned from edmund curll's wiki page is that in the 1700s, the name of the U.S. state "maryland" inspired a whole genre of erotica novels based on puns of the idea of a "[woman's name]-land," as evidenced by "bettyland." staples of the genre included colonization as a metaphor for patriarchal sexual conquest, & erotic descriptions of the female body which borrow from descriptions of natural landscape. much to think about re: postcolonial feminism - this quite literally proves the idea that colonization is inherently patriarchal
From YTP I watched on YouTube and this is my favorite part of the video. (Adult humor warning) Donald's not wrong about his driver. In Twin Trouble (still a good episode) Donald gets scolded by his crew for reversing into buffers caused by his driver smh 🙄
Made a tiny lil highlight reel a couple days ago. Forgot I needed to post it for all you lovelies here, too!
hey. pssssst! this roast was live-streamed on 1/28/23 and people had to pay a fee to watch it online. it’s no longer available to watch, but i used a spell i found in the necronomicon to preserve it in video form. i’ve got the unlisted YouTube link here.