The Host Club reacting to Nikocado Avocado
Haruhi: Look at the size of that burger... is that three patties?
Kyoya: I give him four - no, two months before he has a heart attack.
Tamaki: I think I'm going to vomit *runs to the corner to vomit*
Haruhi: He needs psychiatric help, oh my gosh.
Hikaru: This is making me hungry, not going to lie.
Kaoru: The cheese sauce is a good idea but a whole bowl of it? Overkill dude.
Mitsukuni: I don't want anyone complaining about how much cake I eat after this. Not ONE word.
Hikaru: He cries more than you do boss.
Tamaki: How dare you -
Takashi: *goes to the dojo because exercise is like bleach for the eyes*
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The Host Club's Group Chat on Mother's Day
Hikaru: Happy Mother's Day Kyoya!
Kyoya: Please don't wish me that.
Kyoya: Wait, is that why Tamaki sent me flowers this morning?
Tamaki: We felt roses were most befitting for our wonderful mother.
Kyoya: I'm not a mother.
Kaoru: Don't deny it Kyoya.
Mitsukuni: Kyo-chan's in denial.
Kyoya: I am not a mother!
Hikaru: That's exactly what a mother would say.
Kyoya: Mother's Day is reserved for actual mothers, please be respectful. Might I remind you not everyone in this group chat might agree to this?
Haruhi: You know, in some ways you do act like a mom.
Haruhi: You can be a little naggy.
Kaoru: FREAKING ROASTED! XD
Kyoya: I thought you would take this day more seriously Haruhi. I'm disappointed.
Tamaki: We've disappointed mother T_T.
Haruhi: Plus you're basically in charge of our allowances in the host club so-
Mitsukuni: And you let me eat all the cake I want!
Tamaki: You look amazing in a dress!
Takashi: You're shorter than me.
Tamaki: You give the best hugs!
Hikaru: You're always yelling at us.
Kaoru: And you've perfected "the glare".
Kyoya: Alright! I get it!
Hikaru: Does this mean we can give you the card we made?
Kaoru: We added stickers <3.
Kyoya: Absolutely not. I'm throwing away these flowers too. You're all ridiculous.
Kaoru: That's not very motherly.
Tamaki: Don't throw them away!
Kyoya: I'm turning off my phone. Don't talk to me. I will deal with you all later.
Haruhi: Did he just ground us?
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Dad Kyoya Headcanon Scenario:
Yoshio: "Kyoya, we have to ask you to revisit your plan to lower the candy prices in the reception lobby. It seems a little juvenile, don't you think? I'd advise you speak with your head of sales as soon as you can."
Kyoya: "My apologies, I'll have that taken care of today."
*When Kyoya gets home*
Kyoya: "Alright, who hacked into my computer last night?
*His sons point to each other*
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So i feel like writing and sharing my ideas/headcanons about different anime series, so send me an ask or whatever about a certain character or series and I will write about it! Depending on how much i know about the character or how invested I am in the series, the response could be long or short. I will absolutely do nothing nsfw, i’m not comfortable writing it.
Series I will write about-
the bolded series I am more familiar with characters and will write more depending on what you want me to write about
hunter x hunter, saiki k, durarara, death note, no game no life, your lie in april, dr stone, my hero academia, demon slayer, promised neverland, love chunibyo, toradora, ouron high school host club, and k-on
Character I would love to write about:
Hunter x Hunter: Killua, kurapika, chrollo, illumi, meruem well now that i think about it basically anyone exept Palm
Saiki K: literally any of them
Durarara: anyone exept izaya
No Game No Life: Sora, Izuna, Jibril, and maybe Shiro if i feel like it
My Hero Academia: anyone exept Mineta
This is my first time doing something like this, and I need direction or all of my thoughts will come out in one blob. You can ask for headcanons about the characters, headcanons about relationships, what i think about the characters, etc. again, i absolutely won’t write any nsfw or pedophilia or anything in that vein.
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