#sdv incorrect quotes

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

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[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Shane, annoyed: Asshole. I hate you.

Farmer, in their head: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, double angst with happy ending, 300K+ words.

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[lily-alphonse]

Helpless, ADHD riddled farmer falls hard for Harvey

Farmer: I’ve devoted my entire crop to coffee beans because I do not know how to express love via normal means!

Harvey: Wow! No one has ever loved me like this! I… I love you too, farmer.”

(They kiss)

Harvey: Uh. Did you plant… only coffee? On all 23 acres of your farm?

Farmer: Was I not supposed to?

Harvey: Oh honey :|

Farmer: Please help I am woefully inept :D

Harvey: :/

Farmer: :D

Farmer: I spent the last of my savings on this cool pendant and I want you to have it (brandishes mermaid pendant)

Harvey: (shocked, tears in his eyes) Do you know what this means?

Farmer: Please save me from myself :D

(Harvey accepts, gets farmer on meds and gently guides them away from horrible decisions while farmer brightens their days with their shenanigans and they live happily ever after)

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[timdrakesbussy]

An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.

(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)

#haley is the obvious choice because it was midnight and we do not want to disturb evelyn and george now do we? #and it's not like they could stay in sam's because: 1. jodi 2. vincent 3. kent 4. jodi #they could stay at sebastian's but he forgot his keys and uh robin is scary #emily might meddle but she provides edible brownies so good for them!! #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #sdv alex #sdv haley #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #stardew alex #stardew haley #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian

[oreostarlight]

Penny: Farmer, your turn! Two truths and one lie!

Farmer: Okay, so… My favorite color is red, I’m right-handed…

Farmer: And I explored all 120 floors of the mines and donated all my valuable artifacts to Gunther so he would give me a rusty key, letting me go down to the sewers and meet a friendly shadow guy, who I’m now letting live in my house to protect him from the dwarf assassins.

Penny: Oh, Farmer, as entertaining as that story was, I think you should make the lie a bit less obvious-

Sam: They’re left-handed.

Penny:

Sam:

Farmer:

Penny: YOU WHAT

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[lucy-the-demon]

Here's a incorrect Stardew valley quote for you, had to make this before I went to bed

I hope you like this

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[shanesbluechicken]

Emily: Try not to sound too desperate.

Shane: Of course I won't. I'm not desperate.

*later*

Farmer: Wow I love this restaurant.

Shane: Haha I love you too.

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[deluzionalfantisea]

Sam: You fucking chainsmoker

Sebastian: Ew I don’t like that band

Abigail: No this is an intervention

Sebastian: For the chainsmokers? Yeah you should intervene with their shit music

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[incorrectquoteslobby]

Farmer: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Shane: Fake?

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[alfredo-zauce]

This is canon btw

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[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Marlon: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Farmer: Mine just says "Farmer no."

Marlon: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Vincent: How do you know monsters won't eat us while we're asleep?

Sam: The same way I know that the people on the TV screen can't see us.

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[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Farmer: Shane is playing hard to get.

Farmer: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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[lily-alphonse]

Sam and Seb as roommates #1

Sebastian: Uh. Hey man, you ok?

Sam: (has his head down on the kitchen table next to a bowl of milk) *groans*

Sebastian:

Sam: (still with his head down) I poured the milk before checking if we had cereal and now Im stuck

Sebastian: Oh buddy (trying not to laugh) You want some waffles instead?

Sam: (zoomies.exe activated) YES

Sebastian takes care of the offending bowl of milk and they make waffles together. Once he's feeling better Sebastian absolutely roasts Sam for pouring the milk first like a chaos gremlin.

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[timdrakesbussy]

this is why sebastian hates alcohol

(you can pry this generator from my cold dead hands)

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[oreostarlight]

Farmer: I have a crush on someone, but I don’t wanna tell you ‘cause I know you won’t like it.

Abigail: Don’t worry, just let it all out.

Farmer: It’s Shane.

Abigail: Put it back in.

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