Helpless, ADHD riddled farmer falls hard for Harvey
Farmer: I’ve devoted my entire crop to coffee beans because I do not know how to express love via normal means!
Harvey: Wow! No one has ever loved me like this! I… I love you too, farmer.”
(They kiss)
Harvey: Uh. Did you plant… only coffee? On all 23 acres of your farm?
Farmer: Was I not supposed to?
Harvey: Oh honey :|
Farmer: Please help I am woefully inept :D
Harvey: :/
Farmer: :D
Farmer: I spent the last of my savings on this cool pendant and I want you to have it (brandishes mermaid pendant)
Harvey: (shocked, tears in his eyes) Do you know what this means?
Farmer: Please save me from myself :D
(Harvey accepts, gets farmer on meds and gently guides them away from horrible decisions while farmer brightens their days with their shenanigans and they live happily ever after)
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ANYTHING FOR YOU DADDY QI
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Perhaps you are just standing next to my family?!
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Harvey: Stardew Valley
Shout out to the time I was playing Stardew valley and passed out on the floor of the farm house; instead of helping me to bed, my husband Harvey leans over me and asks me if I want to have a baby.
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Maru: Farming must be pretty easy, huh?
Farmer, who just lost $2,000 worth of crops because they miscalculated how long they'd take to grow:
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Seeing your favorite sdv bachelor/ette on a new save file where you have vowed to marry someone different this time
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"whatever, who cares anyway?"
a meme redraw of a pic i found on pinterest and thought it'd fit Shane perfectly lol. *i love Shane*
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Sam and Seb as roommates #1
Sebastian: Uh. Hey man, you ok?
Sam: (has his head down on the kitchen table next to a bowl of milk) *groans*
Sebastian:
Sam: (still with his head down) I poured the milk before checking if we had cereal and now Im stuck
Sebastian: Oh buddy (trying not to laugh) You want some waffles instead?
Sam: (zoomies.exe activated) YES
Sebastian takes care of the offending bowl of milk and they make waffles together. Once he's feeling better Sebastian absolutely roasts Sam for pouring the milk first like a chaos gremlin.
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i made a new save file to fully experience 1.6. here’s a farmer redesign (click for better quality if you’re on the mobile app… 🙁)
she goes by ruru. she has rbf. she’s an aspiring crazy cat lady and she has no concern for her well being
ok that’s it ty
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Shane and the farmer after his ten heart event:
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