Random sfw Shane headcanons ♡
he's 100% the type to grunt at you quietly while holding out his jacket to you if you get cold while out late at a town festival, not even looking at you
definitely mumbles to himself on his walk to work, mostly complaining about how early it is
the way he talks and acts definitely makes him age himself more than his actual age (which I think to be around 30-32)
very passionate about trash TV (I will not elaborate take from this what you will)
started drinking after his best friends died, coping with the stress of becoming somewhat of a dad while coping with the loss of two important people in his life
I can however see him picking up smoking once he stops drinking (whether that's cigarettes or weed ill let you decide for yourself)
the type to gently hold you by the waist/ hips while passing by you at the saloon
is mean to you to no end but notices when you missed a day of talking to him, which in return makes him second guess himself
"oh yoba what if they were just pretending to be nice because they felt sorry for me"
his voice is raspy in all the perfect ways
his college days were wild (I'll be doing another specific list for this alone omfg)
actually quite short in comparison to the other male romance options (somewhere around 170-175 cm/ 5'6-5'7)
sometime Jas will accidentally call him dad and he will act tough in front of her but actually he melts inside
occasionally spends his saloon nights playing pool with seb, sam and abby where he tries giving them the "make sure to not waste your life kids"-talk
Requests are open!
not so sfw version next? 👀
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what i learnt from that fiasco is i need to go out more because that was the wildest weekend i've had for months
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I’m just imagining Ryan, Shane and Steven in a three way call (like in Mean Girls) trying to do serious damage control after seeing the uproar.
(I’m glad they decided to keep the free content but damn that was an experience.)
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i've never felt human
Shane never felt human never ever Shane's always knew they were different and when they learned about otherkin and therian and stuff
althuman and alterhuman human and just nonhuman identities in general Shane felt seen.
i felt like i wasn't the only one out there that I dealt with this like when I was the smallest I often felt like a husky mainly, but I grew up I had different forms to diffeent animals because i'm a angel shapeshifter i shift unconsciously does it without meaning to it just does it just shifts to any animal it (brain) wants can't control shifting but trying to still cope with being nonhuman. feel like an animal angel constantly. just shifts to different creatures. - Shane/Theo/Bug/Angel/Locket
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Can I request for my farmer Ella with Shane?
I'd love to see them in your style! :3 <33
Your wish is my command and omfg I really did have a lot of fun with this aaaaaa <33333 thank you so much for sending this request hehe
requests are still open btw!
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I DONT LIKE SHANE BC I CAN FIX HIM. I LIKE SHANE BECAUSE DECIDING TO CARE FOR HIM, ROMANTICALLY OR NOT. GIVES HIM THE MOTIVATION NECESSARY TO TRY AND KICK HIS ADDICTION. IT SHOWS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU, IT MAKES YOU WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON FOR THEM!!! FUCK.
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