Haley being pissed about rowan and Sebastian is soo funny to me 😭😭 loving all your stardew stuff
THANK YOU!!!!! haley is perpetually annoyed at sebastian cuz rowan always talks to her when he and seb are going thru conflict n she is a staunch rowan apologist LOL she sees sebastian while walking down the street and prays to yoba to strike him with a bolt of lightning
Stardew Valley Bachelor & Bachelorette D&D Classes
Harvey- Cleric or Wizard
Sebastian- Wizard
Sam- Bard
Shane- Ranger
Alex- Fighter
Elliott- Bard or Paladin
Maru- Artificer
Abigail- Warlock or Sorcerer
Penny- Rogue or Druid
Emily- Monk
Haley- Barbarian
Leah- Druid
Reasoning:
Harvey is being typecast as the healer class because he's a doctor, sorry. But also he gives big wizard vibes because that man has studied. Why not a paladin? Because paladins are beefy and I think Harvey would actually die if someone punched him.
Sebastian is a wizard because he codes and that is a strong wizard activity right there. Also I imagine in a fight he would prefer to sit in the back and cast spells rather than be up in the action.
Sam plays the guitar and has that shonen protagonist charm, so he's a bard.
Shane loves his chickens and so you know he has to be the class with the animal companions.
Alex could be typecast as the barbarian because he's buff and likes American football (my bad I mean gridball), but I feel he's far too cool-headed to be the barbarian. So into the fighter class he goes.
Elliott has strong bard aesthetics due to his whole...everything, but I can also see him being the character that gives a motivational speech about strength and virtue before a fight and that is strong paladin vibes. And in the words of my brother, "He has a paladin chin."
Maru loves building robots so you know she's gotta be the artificer.
Abigail seems like the most likely to make a deal with an entity for power, so that's why I can see her being a warlock. But also the Wizard is almost certainly her father, so she may have some magic in her bloodstream.
Penny...hear me out. Penny is a bit of a wallflower, so I can see her inadvertently filling the role of the rogue and sneaking around. But also she really loves nature and I can see her pursuing the art of becoming a druid.
Emily is the only character in Stardew Valley with the zen, inner focus, and serial killer eyes to channel magical energy through her body and use it to punch someone really really hard.
Haley is probably the character that uses her angry portrait the most often, so you know she's gotta be the barbarian. I can see her as one of those girls who got into a lot of fights in high school and she would fight dirty--we're talking hair pulling and scratching.
Leah lives close the woods and she loves all the little forage items, so she is the strongest candidate for a druid.