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sdv-said-what · 20 days

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When you can't say the word "philosophy", yet are the winner in a philosophical argument.

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ineffable-blue-chickens · 29 days

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Shane: When I was your age-

Sebastian, mocking him: When I was your height.

Shane:

Shane: Listen here you little shit-

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timdrakesbussy · 1 month

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An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.

(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)

#haley is the obvious choice because it was midnight and we do not want to disturb evelyn and george now do we?#and it's not like they could stay in sam's because: 1. jodi 2. vincent 3. kent 4. jodi #they could stay at sebastian's but he forgot his keys and uh robin is scary #emily might meddle but she provides edible brownies so good for them!!#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #sdv alex #sdv haley #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #stardew alex #stardew haley #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian

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oreostarlight · 8 months

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Penny: Farmer, your turn! Two truths and one lie!

Farmer: Okay, so… My favorite color is red, I’m right-handed…

Farmer: And I explored all 120 floors of the mines and donated all my valuable artifacts to Gunther so he would give me a rusty key, letting me go down to the sewers and meet a friendly shadow guy, who I’m now letting live in my house to protect him from the dwarf assassins.

Penny: Oh, Farmer, as entertaining as that story was, I think you should make the lie a bit less obvious-

Sam: They’re left-handed.

Penny:

Sam:

Farmer:

Penny: YOU WHAT

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 4 months

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Farmer: what are you screaming around for? my farm is totally normal

Lewis: there are dinos and void chickens everywhere, the fish just request food and your dead Grandpa is trying to talk with me

Farmer: be happy he doesn't tell you to get married already

Lewis: this isn't the point!

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lucy-the-demon · 6 months

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Here's a incorrect Stardew valley quote for you, had to make this before I went to bed

I hope you like this

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shanesbluechicken · 1 year

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Farmer: Are you high?

Shane: Am I what?

Farmer: High

Shane: Hello

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equestriagirl16 · 1 year

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Y/N: I’m sorry.

Sebastian: For what?

Y/N: *handing him Frozen Tears* For bothering you.

Sebastian: ..well if you think it’s bothering me then why do you keep doing it?

Y/N: …

Y/N: ..I think it’s all I know how to do.

Y/N: I came here ready to start over, I was so excited to see new things and meet new people. That I forgot how bad I am with words..with how it doesn’t feel like I can always tell others how much they mean to me.

Sebastian: You seem to have it pretty well thought out.

Y/N: *chuckle* That’s because it’s all I think about. But I get so busy with work and the farm, trying to make the most out of everything. Being communal just gets tiring.

Sebastian: Preaching to the choir.

Y/N: And when I like people..more than I think I should. Nothings more terrifying than screwing that up so..

Y/N: What’s more full proof than shoving gifts in your faces, without another word.

Sebastian: …

Y/N: And I’m sorry-*hic*

Sebastian: !

Y/N: I’m sorry that I-I’m trying to make you like me-*sniff* I’m sorry that it’s so hard to tell you!*sob*

Sebastian: Hey, but you’re telling me right now aren’t you?

Y/N: But it’s scary, I’m scared. I don’t wanna mess up again! Not after getting to start over!

Sebastian: ..not everything’s going to be perfect. Believe me if everyone could auto reset their lives they would. That’s why we get second chances, and I think your doing a pretty good job with this one.

Y/N: …

Sebastian: Plus I don’t think it’s fair to hate the way you show love. Talking to people everyday sounds excruciating, but you’ve seemed to have found a pretty good way to work around that.

Sebastian: Actions speak louder than words after all.

Y/N: Heh-*sniff* Yeah I guess so.

Sebastian: …

Y/N: …

Y/N: *hands him more Frozen Tears* Thanks for letting me bother you.

Sebastian: Hm, anytime.

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sdv-iq · 10 months

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Pierre: So let me get this straight-

Sam: More like let me run this bi you

Abigail: Let’s see how this pans out

Sebastian: Let me ace-ess the situation

The Farmer: I’m gay

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writer-by-the-sea · 1 year

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Elliott: Please, help me convince my farmer to try yoga with me.

Elliott: To stand together in the sand, refresh our mind, our bodies, our souls. To allow the fresh ocean breeze to embrace us and fulfill our curious minds. To take a journey together into the greater unknown. To explore within ourselves and the universe and to fully understand what the true meaning of life is...

Farmer: You're just trying to get me to do downward-facing dog.....

Elliott: I--

Elliott: Yes, but, wait! Don't go!