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petar1989 · 2 months

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Gratitude to Mother Mug

One of the weird and funny ways to express your love for your mother.

https://www.zazzle.com/z/gvfwhmmg?rf=238319524229017163

#humorous #funny #humor #joke #adult joke #funny adult joke #adult meme #mom meme #mommy meme #memes #funny moments #funny mom #mothers day #mothers daughter #mothers love #mother's day joke #mother's day #happy mother's day

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giaroma · 11 months

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Many years later, here at 38 I am finally joining Tumblr.

Here are some REALLY 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝗲:⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 🍽️I had my first job before I was legally allowed to at 13 (washing dishes at a restauruant), bought my own car at 16 and between age 18-20 had 3 jobs while attending college. ⁣ ⁣ I have an associates in liberal arts and a bachelor’s in psychology and obtained both in 3 years. Now I run 2 businesses that have absolutely nothing to do with my degrees. ⁣📜 ⁣ 🐾𝗔𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝘃𝗲𝘁. Then decided I couldn’t put animals “to sleep” when the time came, so decided not to do it. Which leads into my next fact, I’m a HUGE animal lover and fully believe in rescuing dogs vs buying from breeders etc. I actually despise people who buy, simply because there are so many that need a home and/or are getting put down due to lack of room. It’s clearly something I could rant on about for ages. ⁣ ⁣ I don’t watch TV that much, but when I do, I’ll admit it’s reality TV (Housewives, Vanderpump)⁣🤣 and me staying up later than I should to enjoy quiet time. ⁣ 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓎 𝓂𝑜𝓋𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒. ⁣👻🧟‍♀️ ⁣ ✈️I never went on an airplane or seen the ocean 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 21. Now I’ve been to more places out of the country than I can count. ⁣ ⁣ The #1 place on my to visit list is Bali. ⁣ ⁣ 😱𝗜’𝗺 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀. Like can’t even watch a movie that shows a big drop without physically getting nervous (yes it’s that bad). ⁣ ⁣ I played the saxophone in high school. Also played baseball/softball, basketball and volleyball all through school. I was pretty darn good at it too, until I decided getting in trouble was more fun. ⁣🎷🥎🏐🏀 ⁣ 🤤In my fridge the 3 things you’ll always find are: Polly-O Cheese sticks, Wishbone Italian Dressing, Pickles. ⁣ ⁣ 𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 3 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘥 𝘣𝘦: Invisibility (to rob banks obviously..kidding…maybe ;)), time travel and to speak any/all languages in the world.⁣🦸‍♀️ ⁣ 𝗧𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂! ⁣👇🏼 ⁣.

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tahastore1 · 22 days

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(via "Mama Shirts-Mama Mommy Mom Bruh shirts" Essential T-Shirt for Sale by tahastore1)

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honeydesignshopco · 8 months

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#Mom Life Messy Bun PNG #Print File for Sublimation Or Print #Funny Mom #Mother's Day #Mama PNG #Mama Sublimation #T-Shirt for Mom

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catchymemes · 2 years

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#mom #ketchup #food #funny #tiktok #video

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mothfulhansel · 12 days

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some magma doodles from earlier

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comradekatara · 4 months

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wake up sheeple !! the notion that katara is the overbearing, responsible member of the group was a lie peddled by Big Toph to distract from the fact that the actual overbearing, responsible member of the group (sokka) also happens to be her favorite.

#toph and katara are just two stubborn rebellious girls who are constantly at loggerheads #we shouldn’t listen to their baseless insults and accusations #for example #toph is very wise and poised and mature and sensible #and katara is very mischevious and cool and funny and fun-loving #they’re just both . middle schoolers who must assert their dominance #katara #toph #sokka #katara&toph #sokka&toph #also anyone who thinks katara is the mom friend needs to rewatch book 1 especially #(my favorite katara season tbh. she is especially cute and sparkly in it)

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bryonyashaw · 11 months

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johnnydany · 11 months

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I'm Not Like A Regular Mom I'm A Cool Mom Groovy T-Shirt

Get yours now: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/47526113-im-not-like-a-regular-mom-im-a-cool-mom-groovy

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caruliaa · 1 year

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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nerves-nebula · 2 years

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my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning

#nnstuff #trans #transgender #hes so fuckin funny like #hes not the most Well Informed or anything but #hes not intentionally cruel #he really dont gaf lol #so thats nice #hes also the first person to actually comment on it #for a while i thought it just wasnt noticable #cuz my mom and sister didnt say anything about it #my gender is too complex for him to understand but he's literally just like Whatever #hrt

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cowardlykrow · 3 months

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