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alfred: What is the one thing I told you not to do? bruce: Burn the house down. alfred: And what did you two do? dick: made dinner. alfred: dick::) alfred: bruce: And burnt the house down.

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Jason: Remember! Vlad the Impaler didn’t start impaling until his thirties. Don’t give up on your dreams. Roy: Inspirational. Starfire: Is it???

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tim: I’m making subtle hints that my family should go to therapy. ~ jason: Damn, I dropped my chopsticks. tim: Like dad dropped the ball on raising us? You know what help with that? Some fucking therapy dick: Can I eat in peace?!?!

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Tim: wait, you quit smoking?

Jason: I quit smoking when I became Robin.

Tim: Ok,That Is Not True. I've seen you smoke recently, don't gaslight me!

Dick: You didn't really quit smoking when you were Robin Jay, you used to take my cigs sometimes

Duke: wait,, YOU used to smoke??

Dick: Yeah, back when I was Nightwing

Duke: You're /still/ Nightwing ???

Tim: He means back when he was Discowing

Duke: What's discowing???

Jason: The reason I used to smoke.

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Foodie blogger Bernard where he goes to the worst rated food places in Gotham, 7 out of 10 vlogs of him end with a villain fight because the places end being a front.

Tim begs him to stop, Bernard obviously refuses so now Red Robin somehow is always there to fight the villains.

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Bruce: Damian, why do you torment me?

Damian: I am your hubris manifested.

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In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.

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terrible dc twitter idea: clark being the one in charge of the daily planet twitter account, and when posting a new article about bruce, he somehow goofs up when typing and accidentally calls him "boobs wayne" for the entire platform to see

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Local food blogger Bernard Dowd and his penchant for getting into situations

Based on this post by @/chamiryokuroi

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some drawings I forgot to post

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Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

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Hey reply with your least favorite animal THAT IS NOT AN INSECT

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Let’s go to Raven’s room now! Cozy, huh?

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

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whether bernard knows who batman is at this point is up to interpretation and hilarious either way

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bruce: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. kate: We could attack them with hummus. bruce: I stand corrected. kate: Just keeping things in perspective.

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