'Aggressive' Tua picked off five times at minicamp
‘Aggressive’ Tua picked off five times at minicamp
DAVIE, Fla. — Tua Tagovailoa brushed off a very rough Day 1 of Miami Dolphins minicamp — one that included five interceptions — as a product of emphasizing more aggression in the passing game.
It was the closest thing to real football for the Dolphins, who wore helmets for the first time this offseason, and offered small glimpses of what a new offense would look like for Miami. But the lasting…
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Some obvious pointers Peter Potamus observes during his occasional visits to Polynesia Uncharted, handed down to him by his late father
The very fact of the natives still being naked, by and large, is no excuse to ogle over them needlessly. Rather, such nudity is perfectly natural with them, and should be respected accordingly.
It's much better to arrive already naked, travelling light even, to avoid possible embarrassments with the natives as may serve as a welcoming party in the lagoon. (In fact, Peter prefers a seated-type paddleboard for the arrival, anchoring the Magic Balloon just off the traditional three-mile limit.)
The main reason the natives prefer diving and surfing naked is mainly out of comfort and tradition rather than erotic intentions (but then again, it's possible that signs of arousal may ensue during the dive, so if it ensues, just play along and try not to get unnerved). Let a native lead the dive, especially in unfamiliar waters, if at all possible, even if s/he may be quite young and a bit stoked.
Sexuality is considered a perfectly normal and natural thing among such peoples (as witness the Hawai'ian word for sex, fe'a, actually translating as "fun"), as well as the occasional exercise in phallic worship and many a tiki statue actually being fully naked. Hence, any sexual offers (or even coconut oil rubs, for that matter) should be seen as one with traditional hospitality.
Let any dolphins who might want some company underwater approach you first, preferably in the shallows. And remember that dolphins can be a little too frisky for their own good on occasion; that, and remembering that dolphins could use some appreciation for any and all such underwater adventures so ensued. Gentie cuddling, stroking and whispering a few words of appreciation are especially welcomed.
Due respect should be shown at the sight of dolphins, sea turtles or other underwater creatures engaged in the mating act, which should be regarded with awe and wonder rather than disgust and unease. One should keep a reasonable distance away from the mating pair and should not tease, annoy or otherwise disturb the partners, nor otherwise ogle the pair to the point of disrespecting the beauty and magic of sexuality thus made inherent.
Coral reefs should be regarded as a living thing for all the beauty and wonder so inherent; hence, care should be taken not to touch coral.
In short, enjoy and respect Polynesia Uncharted and its peoples in their natural and traditional ways.
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