#funny adult joke

[naturestarstruck]

Give me your meat Sanji!

- Monkey D. Luffy

#out of context stuff #monkey d. luffy #one piece #shit post #inncorect quotes #implied shipping #but it isn't #luffy just want sanji's cooking #funny adult joke #adult joke

[petar1989]

Gratitude to Mother Mug

One of the weird and funny ways to express your love for your mother.

https://www.zazzle.com/z/gvfwhmmg?rf=238319524229017163

#humorous #funny #humor #joke #adult joke #funny adult joke #adult meme #mom meme #mommy meme #memes #funny moments #funny mom #mothers day #mothers daughter #mothers love #mother's day joke #mother's day #happy mother's day

[sourloverboi]

#k1nk meme #meme #adult meme #adult jokes #lmao #funny #funny meme #memes #lol #funny memes #funny meme pictures #dank memes #humor #funny meme tho #funny meme xd #funnyshit #funny post #funny meme haha

[bluerosefox]

No Longer In Service

Okay

Okay

hear me out

Ghost King Danny Summoning!

The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc

EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.

They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.

SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...

Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...

Everything is dead silent. No one moves...

Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.

The noise?

It was the no longer in service beep.

“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”

The world went silent after that.

That...

None of them were expecting that at all.

#Danny Phantom #DPDC #dp x dc #dcxdp #ghost king danny #danny phantom dc #Danny trolls those who summon him #he can sense the intent of his summoners #so whenever he feels a fruitloop trying to summon him he sends an old tape recorder #Tucker helped him set it up #But this leads to... so many questions #'who gave the very powerful title of Ghost King to a teen?! #the adults are questioning it #their teenage sidekicks though? they get it #its funny #all this power #and yet they do dumb and questionable jokes #and memes #dpdc #dpxdc

[autismwithoutpremium]

Too relatable..

#mental health #memes #funny jokes #autistic community #autism #autistic things #queer community #actually autistic #autism spectrum disorder #autistic memes #lgbtq #autistic adult #neurodivergent #depressing shit #sorry for being depressing

[anonymous-alien2-0]

Worst feeling ever

#life #relatable #adult life #funny memes #dank memes #best memes #memes #comedy #jokes #hilarious #funny content

[aeroplaneblues]

Cheers Mate ⛓️⚖️

So far, Wriothesley and freminet are my faves in fontaine. But the one i like everything is wrio, just look at him😂

Wrio and cyno would get along because laws, but also its two guys who had a rough childhoods and despite it work towards making everyone’s lives better. OH fe3h en va too haha

My apologies to any british friend offended by my use of innit🧐

#wriothesley #cyno #alhaitham #haino #wrioney #cytham #cyhaino #implied #genshin impact #idraw #get your old timey certificate if you know where that joke is from #lee i mean you too lol #they are all in their 20s for me #tho sometimes i like cyno in his early 30s bc its funny #lyney is early 20s hands down #wrio is younger than hthm but close so mid 20s ish #i change their ages constantly but all adults

[skipblebee]

The hyperfixation is eating me,,,, here hav this so I can get it out of my system

#fionna and cake #advebture time #finn mertens #ADULT FINN 😢 GRAAH LOOK AT HIMMMM #simon petrikov #adventure time #i knew this show would destroy me but i didnt know it would destroy me from the SECOND EPISODE!!!!!!! #i find the idea of simon ranting to choose goose very funny atually #whats he gonna do?? he cant escape hes stuck there 💀 #<- /joking #Skipsart #atimers #adventure time fanart

[littlepawz]

This made me choke on my coffee this morning, so I thought I'd share :)

#humour #adult humour #ha ha #actually funny! #made me choke on coffee #dark humour #secrets revealed #oh oh #grim reaper #marital jokes

[cosmiado]

okay im sorry but Hermie is ABSOLUTELY faking his crushes on Scary and Link. he is a goddamn theater kid which means he needs attention more than anything in the world, and that desire more often than not centers around Normal (ESPECIALLY considering "i like you too," which is about attention regardless of whether or not he was lying). literally hes doing the queer high school equivalent of pulling a girl's pigtails at recess by telling Normal about his "crushes" so that Normal will get upset and pay more attention to him. its the same tactic he used with the mascot costume all over again

#banging pots and pans together and screaming my objectively correct (/j) Herm interpretations #HE HATES HIMSELF!!! HE FEELS BAD ALL THE TIME!!! HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BEING LOVED BUT HE CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!! #GETTING ATTENTION IS THE NEXT BEST THING!!! #thinking about his last moments #he wasn't joking. he wasn't playing into his flirty funny goofy persona #he wasn't asking Scary for a kiss before he went gentle into that good night #he was desperate. he was dying. he needed Normal. surrounded by his beloved uncle and alleged crushes and adults who know more about healing #and he wanted Normal #im having such regular thoughts and emotions guys #dndads #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 spoilers #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #oakworthy #sophomore slump

[haunted-xander]

tfw ur parental figures are all too busy being evil cult members to parent (or even greet you)

#the introductory scene for lexaeus & zexion in com is kinda funny (and sad) when u realize its basically #zex just trying to say hi to his dad/bodyguard/partial-caretaker/familial adult #just to be COMPLETELY ignored like LEX YOURE (one of) HIS CARETAKER(s) #poor zexion. he has so many dads but when all of them are in the same evil cult as u i guess that kinda puts a damper on things #(im joking but this scene is actually pretty sad when u think about zexions life for too long) #(but that goes for a lot of things about zexion/ienzo tbh) #(poor guy) #zexion #lexaeus #vexen #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts chain of memories #kh #kh com #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[celestialrealms]

I just noticed Mephisto matches with Barbatos (who is matchy with Diavolo) in the anniversary outfits in his SSR memory card

These three were also the only three who had half masks in the masquerade event!!!

Anyway, The Royals with Mephisto chat group when? We got one for Purgatory Hall with Raphael..... it's just fair !!

And one for Mephisto and Diavolo as well, but also one for Mephisto and Barbatos too. because you can't tell me their relationship isn't deeper than the devs portray when Mephisto has lines like this about Barbatos's room:

#also obviously chat groups like thirteen + solomon or thirteen + barbatos (+ solomon) as well!!! #but i was pointing this out teehee #..........................Anyway I feel like if I were going to make a meta post about Barbatos at this point #it would definitely involve his biggest flaw being his past self-isolation #+ diavolo being the one to break it (and later mc) means he prioritizes diavolo(+mc) over everything/one else #and it's very clear he has difficulty getting close to people #i usually think it's funny tbh #but i think the context it makes me the saddest in where i'm like... momma go to therapy.... #is the obvious distance between him and mephisto despite being around as an adult in both his + diavolo's childhoods #while mephisto was being groomed to be diavolo's protector or whatever #i just feel like there's so much room to develop these threes' relationships #but the devs just don't want to do it because it interferes with the brothers getting all the screen time for no reason #+ how they only seem to want to make jokes about mephisto and diavolo's relationship 90% of the time #also just saying..... this being a flaw of barbatos's is also a reason i want him to interact with thirteen more #+ to know more about their relationship #because frankly she is a LOT like that too what with how she opens up exclusively to mc #......................... sowwy about the tag rant #i am simply cherishing and holding them autism style. #obey me barbatos #obey me mephistopheles #obey me diavolo #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date

[qcomicsy]

I have the controversial opinion that maybe, just maybe we stop wanting to go after people with pitchforks for getting characters wrong and not reading the comics inviting them to easy and accessible ways of and making our own content with comic accurate representation

people might feel less anxious about starting comics and misinformation won't spread as easily

#but that just me #I'm a batman fan for maybe all my life but just started seriously getting to the comics of half of the batfamily as an adult #let people take their time #some of them just got here #“THEYRE WRONG” you can block them #“THEY'RE GOING TO INFFECT THE CANNON JUST LIME THEY DID WITH TIM AND COFFEE” make accurate jokes then push people who make accurate jokes #interact with accurate jokes #make informative posts #if every time we feel the hit to beat up a comic inaccuracy post we make a funny little comic accuracy post maybe there won't be as much #disinformation peace and love on the planet earth. #never going to forget how much I shit on bad spideypool fanfics until I get to read some of my favorite writers old fanfics and they were #absolutely nothing like the characters #some people take time some people don't know where to start #some people don't have time to read the comics #some people don't have your favorite character whole backstory engraved #“THEY CAN RESEARCH” of course and fannon would be better if they did but have you consider....you have the power to make it better #i just think sometimes we can take the spite and make something beautiful #q rambles #i wrote the shit and forgot to finish LMAO

[fallow-grove]

"autism will ruin your marriage" but taken to a different conclusion. autism so sexy ur spouse cant stop makin eyes at me. autism so charming bitches cant resist the way i posture like a wild animal

#im doing the mental equivalent of facepalming at myself right now but I Said What I Said #like what else am i supposed to think that means #too many people talking about autistic children 'causing divorce' not enough people talking about autistic adults 😏causing divorce💅 #(i am of course joking but also it Would be funny to at least mix up the harmful stereotypes just a smidge) #(we barely have agency in their narrative come on at least let us be the ones MANUFACTURING the vaccines to propagate our kind or some shit #(being victim all the time is boring!!!) #tag ramble #fallow buzzes #nonsense #autism #actually autistic #ableism #autism speaks

[autismwithoutpremium]

☠️☠️

#autistic community #autism #autistic things #actually autistic #autism spectrum disorder #autistic memes #autistic adult #neurodivergent #autism memes #memes #adhd #dark humor #this is a joke #funny jokes #slay

[cat-cosplay]

🗓 the true evil.

#dungeons and dragons #d&d #scheduling conflicts #adulting is hard #boo #don't grow up #twitter #post #humor #funny #joke