"You can be polygamous in space."
-Anthony Burch
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goodnight, sweet prince.
[lyrics are from last words of a shooting star by Mitski]
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“willy’s death wasn’t dramatic enough” this “willy deserved worse” that. consider. this man is obsessed with himself and has an ego the size of texas. glenn “goblin deez nuts” close’s descendant didn’t let him get the last word and sure as hell didn’t even let him keep his pride intact. willy, who is terrified of not being the most powerful and of being submerged in water, died choking on piss. frankly I don’t think it could have gone better
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Oh, so when four married teens on the throne of god use their one wish to bring back their loved ones killed by Willy Stampler it’s “noble” and “done out of love”, but when I, Mr. Mustache—
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ok everyone has beaten me to this joke by now but surely they went on with the wedding right
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this is a reference to that one spn drawing
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The four players on dndads each fall perfectly into the four ways of playing dnd
Matt: uses the mechanics to play pretend real hard in a way that is most beneficial to the group
Beth: is perfectly in tune with her character and makes very good, compelling character choices that are sometimes v upsetting
Will: is trying so hard to kiss his friends in fiction will someone please just give this guy a break
Freddie: playing 4-D chess with himself in a way that makes me cackle at his shenanigans
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