It's risky being as reel as me...
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duke: we are not that competitive
alfred: *arching an eyebrow* …most of the current rules for games are because of you and master timothy
tim: i don’t think so
alfred: *pulling up a notepad from seemingly nowhere* april of this past year we had to ban first person shooter games until you stopped hacking the game and glitching everyone’s skins
duke: hahaha, yeah damian was pissed he couldn’t change from peter griffin
alfred: don’t think you’re off the hook master duke, as of two months ago you all lost your privileges playing b.s
duke: we are all physically trained to tell when someone is lying, cass was born to do so, suddenly when i figure out a way to get around it, it’s ‘cheating’
tim: YOU WONT TELL US HOW YOU DO IT
duke: and i’m never going to tell
tim: …when we play mario party later i’m going to kick your ass
alfred: *sighing, pulling out a pen* no more mario party-
tim and duke: WHAT NO-
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i NEED dmc in fortnite so bad, LIKE IMAGINE HOW FUCKING FUNNY ITD BE TO SEE VERGIL DOING THE GANGNAM STYLE
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Bob: I was popular for one glorious fortnight. And then it went away. I don’t know what I did wrong.
Payback: You probably said “fortnight.”
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O my plump chicken tender man do you have any wisdom for me
the hell would i know about wisdom? it’s not like i have anything in my life sorted out… if you want wisdom, go bother the wizard down by the forest.
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Jungwon: we don't curse in this house
Jake, from the other room: FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMN IT YOU ASSHOLE—
Jungwon:
Jungwon: ...Jake hyung will move out tomorrow.
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It's always the right time for a speedboat.
Griffin McElroy
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— We hereby conduct this post mortem, TTPD, 4/19/24
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“Life is like Fortnite, the more you hustle, the better you get.”
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Ares
1.When I made you laugh, but you forgot to hide your fangs (this is uncomfortable and a little painful)
2.Tired and irritable (workaholism at its finest)
3.He didn’t believe at all the nonsense they were trying to push on him Freckles from Hera, but straight hair from Zeus. second son
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*Anime characters in Fortnite in a nutshell*
Sasuke doing the Orange Justice: This is so degrading.
Vegeta doing the Floss: Shut up and dance.
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