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Im The Coolest
And dont you forget it
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Portraits of Afro-Palestinians from the Book “Guardians of the Mosque”
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who was this meant to be marketed to, really? Kids? Anyone? Uh, Circus fans? Anyone at all?! WOULD YOU BUY THAT?! NO, Y'ALL WOULDN'T BUY THAT, YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN' STUPID!
Zooble when they first arrived
#incorrect quotations#incorrect quotes#incorrect the amazing digital circus quotes#the amazing digital circus#source: jontron
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*If Poppy and Charlie Met*
Charlie: Girl, you're number one.
Poppy: No, you're number one.
Charlie: No, you're number one.
Poppy: No, you're number one.
Charlie: Girl, you are number one!
Poppy: No, you are number one!
Charlie: MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE NUMBER ONE!
Poppy: NO, MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE NUMBER ONE!
Charlie: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!
#incorrect quotations#incorrect quotes#incorrect trolls#trolls#trolls dreamworks#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#hazbin hotel#source: jontron
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Two kids gonna die tonight~!
Qilby when he first fought Ad and Grougal
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Sans: Im going to Grillbys. Anyone wanna come?
Papyrus: You can count me in.
Sans: Okay. One.
Pap: What even?
Sans: I counted you in—
Pap: Go to fucking hell.
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Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me three times, you're officially that guy, Ok? You know him, you know the one. You go into the bar and he's like, "This suit is uhhh, officially, it's, uhhh, Giorgio Armani. Eh, m'dad knows him." FUCK YOU! I AIN’T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!
Rock
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
Link will be in the reblog!
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Cinder: If the brothers have ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, they haven’t done shit about it.
Cinder: So they either dont care or they’re cowards.
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Micheal: What do I get?
Frightwig: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Micheal : Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Frightwig: It won't be you.
Micheal : I'll get my coat.
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And just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom BAM, you want to fuck a blonde guy.
Zoro
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Dally: Hey Amelia i have a question?
Amelia: Yes?
Dally: is the term “Tree Hugger” offensive to the Sadida?
…
Amelia: You arent asking me this because you’ve been calling the Sadida tree huggers have you?
Dally:…
*Flashback*
*Dally is making breakfast but spills the milk*
Dally: Ah S-*notices baby Elely and Flopin near him* Ssssssadias hugging infinite trees. *internally* saved it.
*end of flashback*
Dally: Of course not! …Now Rubi on the other hand.
Rubi: You noseless li-*gets his eye covered by Dally*
Dally: Yeah i just need to know so that he doesn’t accidentally offend someone when we visit.
*Amelia looks at the screen like shes on the office*
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*The kids are out in a field*
Chibi: Ok is everyone ready to play Gobbowl?
The others: YEAH!
Mishell: Im not here to play but i’ll cheer you on!
Chibi: But first some ground rules: 1st off No powers.
Elely: Oh why not?
Chibi: Because just cause cheating is part of the game doesn’t mean its fair.
Grougal: Sounds fake but ok.
Chibi: Secondly Mishell?
Mishell: Yes?
Chibi: Being the cheerleader means you cheer for the entire team not just Elely.
Mishell who was about to put on a shirt with Elelys face on it:…Uhhhh i knew that.
Chibi: And lastly no doing “special moves” this is real life not a video game.
Flopin: That seems fair.
Elely: If by “fair” you mean BOOOORRRRING then yes very “fair”.
Chibi: Ok lets just get ready.
*Grougal moves next to Chibi*
Grougal whispering: So did future vision tell you all that?
Chibi: No i just know you guys that well but it did tell me one thing.
Grougal: And whats that?
*Chibi ducks outta the way of a Gobowll ball which hits Grougal in the face*
Ogrest: Sorry!
Chibi: That we may need to bench Ogrest.
Grougal pained: Noted
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Sam: (interrogating a teddy bear) Don't think you can out of being questioned, just because you're a bear.
Max: (in a childish voice) I'm innocent, I promise!
Sam: Save it for the judge!
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The Iranian Regime is going to execute rapper Toomaj Salehi for supporting protests of Jina Amini’s murder by the regime in his songs.
Iranian activist Elica Le Bon says, “Iranians in the diaspora picked up on the fact that the regime tends not to execute people who become known to the international community. We have seen many examples of prisoners that were either released on bail or had their sentences commuted through our “say their names to save their lives” campaign on social media, using hashtags to garner attention for their causes, and even before social media existed, through getting the stories of political prisoners to international media outlets. Once reported on, and once the eyes shift to the regime and the reality of its pending brutality, realizing that the action is not worth the repercussions, we have seen them back down and not execute. For that reason, this is part of an urgent campaign for readers to talk about Toomaj as much as you can, using the hashtag #FreeToomaj or #ToomajSalehi. Every comment makes a difference, and if we were wrong, what did we lose by trying?”
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Emma in a flirtatious tome: What do you see in my eyes?
Scott: (seeing Jean behind her) ... I see trouble.
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*Asriel makes a terrible joke*
Toriel: (proudly) I gave him that joke!
Chara: I wish he gave it right back.
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