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in-correct-trolls · 3 months
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poppy: have a nap, angel
branch, tiredly: okay
~seven hours later, branch is still asleep~
poppy: i said a nap, not a fucking coma
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misscinnamonroll16 · 3 months
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Branch: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
JD: No, go ahead. I wanna hear it.
Branch: It sucks.
JD, with tears in his eyes: That's not constructive criticism!
*Floyd and John Dory texting*
JD: How's practice going?
Floyd: Terrible. I want to stab everyone here.
JD: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes. That'll be a bitch to wash out.
Floyd: ...
Floyd: You should not be condoning this!
JD: Don't tell me how to live my life!
Floyd: How do I ask someone out?
Branch, prepared for this for some reason: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Floyd, shocked at his little brother: No!!
Bruce: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!
Floyd: Stop!
JD: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Floyd: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
*Spruce and John trying to sneak out to a party when they were younger.*
JD, whispering: We need to distract these guys!
Spruce, also whispering: Leave it to me!
Spruce, popping up in front of Clay and Branch: Centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. Discuss.
*Branch and Clay immediately start arguing even though for Branch it's mostly just baby babble*
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ninja-troll-lover · 4 months
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Hazel: Hey, Branch? Can I get some dating advice? Branch: Just because I'm with Poppy doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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incorrecttrolls · 5 months
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branch: why don't we just go together?
poppy: great, yeah okay, so you'll come to me in a car?
branch: Yes, like a date, cause you're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.
poppy: i’m sorry, what were you saying?
branch: perfect.
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hiddenvagendaizmyfave · 3 months
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wooziswonderfulworld · 3 months
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Floyd: *wearing a fully thought out outfit, with accessories. Looks like he’s going to a fashion show*
Branch: where you heading?
Floyd: *pushing his shades down slightly to look at him* The store
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fandorkofeverything · 27 days
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Branch, fed up: I am nobody's baby, got it?! I don't want you here *points to John Dory* And I don't want you or you here! *points to Clay and Bruce* I'm stuck with you! *points to Poppy*
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webrightwall · 2 months
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Another mini comic I finished using one of @in-correct-trolls quotes
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They look so silly when I draw them digitally. I do be struggling to draw Poppy in general though.
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shadow-coolness · 3 months
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Poppy : *lifting weights*
Holly : Wow… She’s so intense!
Rhyme: I wonder what drives her.
Poppy , internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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suberblyepic · 8 months
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Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!
Poppy
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fabuloustrash05 · 5 months
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[After coming home from his date with Poppy]
Branch: Poppy kissed me!
John Dory: No way!
Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
Branch: It was unbelievable...
Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?
Branch: Oh it ended very well.
Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!
Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?
Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...
Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?
Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...
Brozone: Awww...
[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]
Poppy: And then I kissed him.
Viva: Tongue?
Poppy: Yeah.
Viva: Cool.
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in-correct-trolls · 4 months
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branch: i’d follow poppy to hell and back but i wish she’d stop going there
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cartoon-brainrot · 5 months
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Guess who had the time to finally watch Trolls Band Together and was dragged back into their Trolls hyper-fixation
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ninja-troll-lover · 4 months
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*at 3am* Hazel: *runs into Branch’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead! Branch: *wakes up* Dude! Hazel: *cackles* Poppy: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Branch* What the fuck, Hazel? Hazel: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
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incorrecttrolls · 6 months
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decided to start this account off with an incorrect tweet lol !
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