you get it
“don’t let my beauty distract you from my autistic tendencies.”
-Guy Diamond
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poppy: i tried to send my stressed out boyfriend a supportive message about how smart and talented he is but my idiot fingers only typed out “youre snart” before hitting send
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creek: can you come collect your freak of a man please? he’s doing things…
hickory: no, we set branch loose on purpose.
poppy: he needs enrichment!
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hickory: if miss poppy or i am losing an argument with branch, we like to hit him with the ol’ “you want me.”
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barb to poppy: honey i… bought us matching swords!
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branch: third base is when any of my partners sees me having an anxiety attack
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every troll imaginable staring at branch: he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore
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trying to liven up the feed. submit some shit
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“don’t let my beauty distract you from my autistic tendencies.”
-Guy Diamond
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hope u like velvet and veneer
Velvet: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Veneer: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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Velvet: God, give me patience.
Veneer: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Velvet: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Velvet: You're right.
Veneer: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Veneer: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Velvet: Stop romanticizing the past.
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THIS IS AMAZING! keep up the amazing work
Another mini comic I finished using one of @in-correct-trolls quotes
Link to og post
They look so silly when I draw them digitally. I do be struggling to draw Poppy in general though.
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ART!
john dory: what if mayonnaise came in cans?
clay: that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
branch: good morning to everyone except these two
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More brozone incorrect quotes
JD: As usual, John Dory has to save the day!
Branch: And as usual, Branch has to hear about it.
Bruce: Hey guys, I'm making French toast sticks in the oven. I'm gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.
*five minutes later*
Branch: Hey Bruce, it's been five minutes, time to flip your sticks
Bruce: snzz Mimi snzz
Branch: BRUCE, YOUR STICKS!!!
*at an award show*
Branch: Can I carry you on my back like Clay did?
Floyd: I don't think John would like that.
Branch: *pouts*
*Later*
Branch: *carrying Floyd on his back*
JD: What the hell?!?!!
Floyd l: What was I supposed to do? Say no?
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apologies for lack of posting/really long lapses in posting lately. i’ve been working on a fanfic since december and it’s an au that requires a lot of attention and lore reworking.
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