O my plump chicken tender man do you have any wisdom for me
the hell would i know about wisdom? it’s not like i have anything in my life sorted out… if you want wisdom, go bother the wizard down by the forest.
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Me: Yo, how do I get outta my head when I’m stuck in it?
Dad: …………so
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As a wise man once said "You compare your personal truth, to everybody elses social mask." That man was Doctor Phil
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justin bieber was so right when he said im a pisces pls dont fight me i dont have energy !! loooove him
Canadian musicians are top of the game when it comes to batshit insane lyrics
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Stelle held out a small box of pizza. The lid was open, allowing the other to view the few slices of pepperoni pizza that remained.
"Want some?" She asks, never mind that she's standing in a fountain. At least she's not wearing socks or shoes.
traincarsandstars (stelle to caelus)
"Man do I! Talk about the uh.. Uh.."
Wait a second.
The initial camaraderie that could be made between two souls and some pizza is angled to a pause. Blinking owlishly, for an instant he just has to perceive what in the hell he was witnessing here. The sight of Stelle isn't some bizarre legend coming to life, rather, it's the current location of her being off in a public fountain while having the hottest box of pizza on hand.
Honestly? Caelus could respect it in a wayward way. To be a Trailblazer is to allow one's self to work entirely to their own rhythm, and in kind, to tackle life in ways never before perceived. A soft snort inevitably becomes the reply as he snags one of the pepperoni slices, the alluring sight charging a sense of vigor within his belly. Only one answer awaited this morsel's future.
"Dunno what the hell kinda party you've been up to? But I'm here for ya! Ey, put it on the tab, I'll cover ya later when I snag my own box another day." He chimes in, caring little for the weirded out stares they received as he chomps into that pizza.
Totally worth it.
@traincarsandstars
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"stop worrying and enjoy your life instead" 🥹
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A wise man on Pinterest once said
If you see an artstyle with a shiny shoulder and reflective thighs
R U N
(no offense to people who actually have that artstyle this is only for laughs)
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A wise man once said:
“I don’t know. Ask a girl.”
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