Kayne Malevolent. He’s so
[Image ID: Left to right, top to bottom. Five drawings of Kayne Malevolent, a tan man with dark, curly hair who wears a black suit. His eyes are red. In the first drawing, he holds his hand up to his face and asks “Who, me?” In the second drawing, he holds a hand up to his face and winks while saying “Well, it’s all over for ya, honey!” In the third drawing, he points a finger gun off-screen and puts his other hand in his pocket. He winks while saying “Bingo!” He’s standing in front of a stage. In the fourth drawing, Kayne rests his chin on his hands in an endearing manner and sparkles. Rays of light shine from him. The fifth drawing is of Kayne laying on his side, propping up his head with his left hand and with his other hand on his hip. He winks while saying “Alone on a Friday night? Pathetic.” /. End ID]
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“Claudia was my dark child, my love, evil of my evil.
And on a warm sultry night in the spring of the year 1860, she rose up to settle the score.
She enticed me, she trapped me, and she plunged a knife over and over again into my drugged and poisoned body.
I don't blame her. It was the sort of thing I might have done myself.”
“I am the shape you made me. Filth teaches filth”
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths
the general public doesnt know how physics works
the general public doesnt know how lying works
oh crap this ones real
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“Albina Ysmailova lightens up any chess tournament with her presence. This passionate player has a chess-themed prosthetic hand that she made herself.”
Photographed by David Llada.
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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.
Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*
Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.
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"Famine is a useful word when you do not wish to use words like 'genocide' and 'extermination'."
- Frank O'Connor, Irish author.
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