dramaphan

[dramaphan]

Scrolled through my likes, found this blog and had vivid flashbacks to five years ago.

Holy shit??? What are we both still doing here

#hi phannies ignore me I saw this in my inbox and I cannot just leave THE Erika grape hanging like that

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Godspeed buddy I hope you still have a boyfriend later

@dramaphan I'm introducing my new boyfriend to Dan and Phil in the spirit of them revisiting PINOF and I'm running him through a crash course of the lore. Wish me luck

#I have not watched either of those videos yet tbh #not until Dan Howell himself cuts me a cheque for the emotional damage it's sure to cause me

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i’m actually doing quite well at the moment i remembered that i had this secret double life as snoko when i saw the reacting to pinof video

maybe i should do an ama to catch up!

Man they're really bringing the retired phannies back to work huh

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Snoko I’m your biggest fan, how’s life?

Yeah sure I'll pass notes in class

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hi how are you!!!

Snoko??? Omg what are the chances we're alive and on Tumblr at the same time something must be Deeply Wrong

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Hi me again because I finally got around to watching the Roblox video and I cannot sit here alone in my apartment with the knowledge that homoemo probably made that Dan and Phil lookalike porn video because they couldn't get the real thing

#like was that not the company that made THE Dan and Phil porn #like god damn I throw on a dnpg video while I wait for the oven to preheat and I take psychic damage on a level unknown to man #these men are the reason I pay for antidepressants

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arms.

#I want to arm wrestle him just so I can lose

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The cat video, Phil and pumpkin connected on a spiritual level I feel

For a man who's supposedly allergic to cats he didn't even get a little bit sniffy? He's a FUCKING liar

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I'm sure you've already figured it out but I think it's hilarious how everyone seems to have left out the fact that Phil can say fuck now. he graduated into fuckland.

If we mention it he might get scared and take it back

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Drama I'm scared. They're boiling us for something and with how often they've mentioned onlyfans this year, I'm very afraid it's going to be that

Let's just hope it's Tasteful Nudes brand onlyfans and not Actual Pornography brand onlyfans. I could handle seeing them naked in a still image but I could not handle any sort of video or audio experience.

#crazy to imagine we could see them hang dong before we ever hear them say the b word

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hi derek! are you winning? do you feel better recently? i hope you are!!! - 🐸

Yes actually while I've been away I met the love of my life (Wellbutrin) and we are very happy together

#and now I'm here hornyposting about Dan Howell of all people something has Happened to me

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how is zips?

He's eepin

#don't let him fool you he spends every waking hour of his life terrorizing me and being evil

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OH MY GOD YOU’RE BACK!!! Hi derek, we missed ya bestie :)) -🦆

Nothing will bring me out of hiding faster than a video proving my theory that Dan and Phil are cat people

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be careful asking Google to show you his balls Derek... this past month has been scary when it comes to the powers of phannie manifestation -🍑 (sorry for spamming your inbox I just miss you)

I don't want to be careful I feel insane I want to see hole. Pole even. 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

#also I miss u too I miss clowning around on here in the middle of the night #might fuck around and try to remember to open this app sometimes

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phils new hair isn't that great but i love that he's letting the greys out

Elderly king

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I take a year off from clowning and Dan goes and gets buff on me what a fucking prick he knows how much I love buff women

also Dan apparently has muscles now? seriously watch the baking video. or just go to see the mental breakdown I had over it on discord -🍑

Watching the baking video and objectifying him as we speak. when did this guy get fuckin jacked as hell

#hey google show me this guys balls please

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also Dan apparently has muscles now? seriously watch the baking video. or just go to see the mental breakdown I had over it on discord -🍑

Watching the baking video and objectifying him as we speak. when did this guy get fuckin jacked as hell