It was hard to look at the bigger picture when Umbridge was firing Trelawney and making a spectacle of it.
Fortunately, Dumbledore was a bigger drama queen, and walked in with a buff, handsome, and very nude centaur to save the day.
Regulus Black and the Path to Parenthood - Living_Free
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Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.
Alfred: Is everything okay?
Damian: Dumbass is coming out.
Alfred: Oh.
Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...
Dick:
Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...
Dick: No, no, no it's not
Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-
Dick: Alfie It's not
Jason: No, no let him finish.
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Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.
Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.
Dick:
Dick: What
Tim: It's me.
Superman: Oh
Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.
Dick: No, wait you can't just-
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Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.
Titans:
Dick: It's not me.
Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"
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too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
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look at what you did to him.
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i love watching ofmd over and over again because every two minutes i'll hear a line and be like ohhh that's where that thing i say every day is from
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Some quotes from the commentators that made me burst into tears:
"That was wonderful stuff from Fernando Alonso, and you thought, once Perez gets by, "Goodnight." Perez waited, deployed it well. The problem was you're talking about one of the Greats in Formula 1 history. "Two-time champion" doesn't begin to tell you how good Fernando Alonso is...Brilliant stuff, really great work from Fernando Alonso, holding on in what definitely, undoubtedly, is the inferior car.
"It [DOTD] should've been Alonso, shouldn't it?"
"Fernando Alonso, it doesn't matter how many days old, years old, he is, the amount of Grand Prix he's run, he is so crafty, he is so wily. He is such a good wheel-to-wheel racer. To hold out with the inferior car against that kind of pressure for so long? Absolutely incredible.
"You might get past Fernando Alonso, but you might not stay ahead."
"Fernando Alonso fought like a lion out there!
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Azul: You borrowed a crane?
Floyd: Not exactly.
Azul: You stole a crane?!
Floyd: Exactly.
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GOLDEN GLOBE WINNERS AYO EDIBIRI AND JEREMY ALLEN WHITE. BEARNATION WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
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this whole thing being abt rage is also really interesting. I feel like it comes up so much in fiction as a motive because it's the one emotion that's unifyingly restless while everything else can be petrifying, and just personally nothing hits like impotent rage for me, esp. with teen characters, esp. with characters whose rage is stoked by Someone Else to further that Someone Else's cause. like you'll have done all that in a bout of passion and when you're done you look around you and nothing has changed. those sentiments don't get quelled by being satisfied. righteousness withdrawal is a horrible thing to intentionally drag someone into, least of all just some kids.
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lemme just be honest here for a moment. for us fanfic creators, or literally any content creator, while we love likes, we love reblogs and comments more than likes. sure, while likes may be faster, reblogs and comments actually gives some sort of feedback to the creator, giving them some sense of reassurance that the content they're posting is the kind their audience likes. i've never really seen anyone comment or reblog on a post that has a quite bunch of likes, or is just liked by a majority of people; however, i've seen a ton of comments and reblogs on a post or something that people don't like. you're showing who you're hating that you don't approve of their actions, or their post, and so if i'm just genuinely speaking, what's the difference of actually giving feedback to a post that you actually like? i'm not trying to be offensive or rude in any way, but that's what we writers, us content creators, are trying to find. just plain feedback. being completely honest? finding a post with around 5k notes, 4,970 of them being likes, and then only like 30 of the notes being reblogs (not to mention, that a majority of those reblogs were self-reblogs by those same creators) and not even a single comment- it honestly makes us content creators feel like we're just making content for a whole bunch of bots or something. truly, and i don't mean this offensively in any way, but we just want to interact with our audience. there's nothing really much else to it than that.
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playing kiwami 1 and man. all jokes about majima everywhere aside, it means Something to me that after kiryu gets out of prison the first and only person to go out of his way to find and see kiryu after 10 years is majima despite the fact that being in the tojo clan and fraternizing with kazuma kiryu at that point is basically a sin worthy of god knows what punishment (and in broad daylight at that). and all just because, in his own weird way, he missed him a lot.
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Here's my sakura ships!
Now while I was searching through Naruto's characters, i did find others that I'm pretty sure I also shipped? Or at least saw a fanart piece of them and thought they looked cute together, I'm not sure. But I figured I'd just draw the ones I for sure KNOW I shipped or liked, ones that I really remember.
(I remember most of the ships I didn't include being villains or the bad guys. maybe i just art or sakura joining the itachi club guys, ya'll remember those? That's probably where I got it from)
Anyway! I also wanna point out I haven't seen naruto in YEARS. I watched like maybe a few seasons as a kid when I first discovered YouTube or the internet, so I never finished it and still haven't watched the rest since I'd have to rewatch it all. So apologies if I get some stuff wrong or don't know what I'm talking about lore wise, I just finished drawing these, got a headache, and I need to let my eyes and brain rest, so sorry for any typos and repeating words! Not doing or seeing well!
Anyway, hope you like it, my fav is Lee, i drew him so cute 🥺 and let me know your ships or if you agree with mine!
Hope you have an awesomely ok day!
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people on sunnytwt screenshotting my post about not harassing glenn and sucking each other off that their behaviour isn't weird and that I'm the weird one for pointing out that maybe tweeting slurs at the people you're fans of isn't a cool thing to do 💕💕
anyway sunnyblr u are heaven compared to the cesspool that is sunnytwt and i am retreating back into the fold away from a place where saying slurs is apparently preferable to saying 'don't harass people'
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squart?? so it's like, squirt-shart?
- willie muse
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okay but lets be very serious here right now, when they release a statement what exactly is that gonna change? don admitted to him and lex having intercourse (which shows that he coerced her) and matt and ryans texts show that the situation was handled VERY poorly. an apology isnt enough for the trauma they both have caused
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Voxter: Say no to drugs
Juniper: Boooooo. Boooring! Say yes to drugs
Arsen: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs
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