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#anime incorrect quotes
kazuha-pista-badam · 1 year
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howl: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back
sophie: of course. i can't flip this table by myself
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dellalyra · 1 year
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Gojo: God, I love Y/N.
Megumi: Yeah, you fucking better
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fattuccini-afraido · 6 months
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Sugawara: We all have our demons.
Sugawara, grabbing Noya, who's biting his arm: This one's mine.
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ever-green345 · 11 months
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Y/n: I have an ideal partner in mind
Mina: WHO
Y/n: well, he'll be caring, and forgiving, and---
Bakugo: YOU D*MN NERD I KNEW IT WAS YOU WHO ATE ALL THE PRINGLES LAST WEEK
Y/n: *eye begin to sparkle* I want that one
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junosartsthetic · 2 years
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uryeeek · 2 years
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Bakugou: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Bakugou: What an idiot.
Bakugou: *realizes it's Deku*
Bakugou: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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iamnotlyne · 4 months
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Bokuto, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Kuroo: Yeah, Bokuto will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Bokuto: Exactly, I will straight up-
Bokuto:
Bokuto, tearing up: Kuroo, why would you say that?!
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imyourvioleta · 10 months
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Tanjiro: Damn,its hot here.
Genya: I know but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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f1ght-or-flight · 1 year
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Chuuya to Dazai: Look at him *points at Akutagawa* You fucked up a perfectly good kid is what you did. He’s got anxiety, he flinches when i speak
Chuuya turning to Mori: And you started it, be grateful Dazai is a better person you or you’d have FOUR kids who flinch at a white coat
The port mafia absolutely fucking shocked at Chuuya being anything but pleasant to Mori
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soukokuchild · 1 year
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Dazai: You remind me of the ocean.
Chuuya: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Dazai: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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almond-t0fu · 1 year
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Y/n, talking to Dazai on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Dazai: You bet!
Y/n: At what temperature?
Dazai: 535.
Y/n: That's the clock.
Dazai:
Y/n:
Dazai: 536
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kazuha-pista-badam · 29 days
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howl: come on, i wasn’t that drunk last night
calcifer: you were flirting with sophie
howl: so what? she's my wife
calcifer: you asked her if she was single
howl:
calcifer: & then you cried when she said she wasn't
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Kenma: Talking to my infant son like I’m a youtuber.
Kenma: What’s up baby? Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food.
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fattuccini-afraido · 6 months
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Nendou: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Aren: Why?
Nendou: To get to the idiot's house.
Nendou: Knock Knock
Aren: Who's there?
Nendou: The chicken.
Aren: ...
Aren: I won't punch you on one conditions.
Nendou: Yeah?
Aren: Tell that joke to Saiki.
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Anime characters getting slapped
Inosuke Hashibira: *angry boar noises*
Naruto Uzumaki: *angry ninja noises*
Yuji Itadori: *angry sorcerer noises*
All Might: *angry superhero noises*
Denji: *angry chainsaws revving*
Asta: *angry noises, so not much different from normal Asta*
Kyouko Hori: “Harder.”
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eldrid · 2 years
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Y/n : I'm a piece of trash haha .
Ran : as a person who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up .
Ran : Is 7 p.m okay ?
Sanzu : that smooth fucker
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