KNY Incorrect quotes#88 New Kink ACQUIRED!
Kyojuro mentoring new demon slayers...when he he spots you coming back from a mission, unfortunately, your uniform is in bad shape, and had to put...your backup one...the one with a short skirt
Kyo: Listen!!!, You have got to learn to keep your eyes on the... *catches sight of Your naked thighs as your skirt flutters with your movements* thighs... WAIT! I meant thighs, no, fuck, I don't mean 'thighs', I mean 'thighs', thighs, no!, I MEAN THIGHS, FUCK, THIGHS, PRIGHZE ON THE THEYES-
Uzui, smirking*Who was there to help him* Don't you mean prize, Rengoku?
Kyo, distracted: Y/n...
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Rengoku: It’s over, we won!
Tanjiro & Inoskue motioning to Akaza behind him
Rengoku: No. I’m not turning around. It’s over we’ve won
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Incorrect Quote 21
Muzan: I learned some very valuable lessons from this
Y/N: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Muzan, nodding confidently: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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Sanemi: Gently taps table*
Giyuu: *Taps back*
Mitsuri: What are they doing?
Shinobu: Morse code.
Giyuu: *Aggressively taps table*
Sanemi: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Yuichiro: I just dont know who I should deal with first. My brothers murderer or my brothers boyfriend.
Kokushibo and Genya who are tied up in the afterlife: Please put the knife down
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demon slayer incorrect quotes pt 4
sanemi: Go to Hell
giyuu, tearing up: I wish I could
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tanjiro: We need a distraction.
zenistu: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
inosuke, whispering: My time has come
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shinobu: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
giyuu: What club?
sanemi: The hating giyuu club.
giyuu: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
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douma: Can I bother you for a second?
akaza: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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kagaya ubuyashiki: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
muzan: Stop romanticizing the past.
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In my upcoming story!
Hinatsuru: We're having a baby
Y/n: Awh yay, congr-
Suma slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here
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Demon Slayer incorrect quotes: part 4
MASTERLIST
Gyokko: How do I deal with my enemies?
Akaza: Kill them
Gyokko: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution...
Akaza: Kill them only a little?
Akaza: God, give me patience!
Douma: I think you mean 'give me strength'?
Akaza: If God gave me strength, you'd be so dead 🙄
Douma: Am I in trouble?
Akaza: Take a guess.
Douma: No?
Akaza: Take another guess, you moron 🙄
Akaza: I know you snuck out last night, Douma
Kokushibo: Play dumb or he'll let Muzan-sama know
Douma: Who's Douma?
Kokushibo: Not that dumb 🤦
Kokushibo: You have to apologize to Douma, Akaza
Akaza: Fine
Akaza: Unfuck you or whatever 🙄🙄
Akaza: You're pathetic!
Douma: You're pathetic-er!
Muzan, rolling his eyes: You're both losers
Muzan, answering the phone: Hello?
Douma: It’s Douma
Muzan: What did they do this time?
Douma: No, it’s me, Douma. It’s actually me, Muzan-sama!
Muzan: What did you do this time?
divider: @saradika
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Zenitsu: I want a kiss
Y/N:…
Zenitsu: I want a kiss
Y/N:…
Zenitsu: I WANT A KISS 👹
Y/N: ALRIGHT.
Y/N: GOD you were normal yesterday!
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Sanemi: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Giyu: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Sanemi: But you’re always acting stupid?
Giyu: ...
Giyu: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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KNY Incorrect quotes#81 Confidant
Sanemi, talking about You: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO!?!
Dog*Tilting his head cutely and licks his hand*BARK!
Sanemi:STOP PROPOSING I MARRY THEM-
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Tengen: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Rengoku, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Tengen: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack
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Douma: *sing-song voice* Oh, Akaza!! Could you pass the salt?? :D
Akaza: Could you pass away?
Douma:
Douma: Too much salt. :(
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Kagaya Ubuyashiki: Who’s your favourite person in the world?
Tanjiro Kamado: I don’t know, that’s a hard question.
Inosuke, Zenitsu, Muichiro, Tengen and Giyuu, with zero hesitation: Tanjiro.
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Giyuu: Is something burning?
Sanemi: Just my love for you.
Giyuu: Sanemi, the toaster is on fire.
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