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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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You know how siblings will pay each other to get the other to do something for them?

I bet the batkids do that with each other all the time, except the offers they make are absolute ass, yet the other sibling always accepts regardless of what they get in return.

But if BRUCE offers them something (usually money) to do something for him they always berate him for being cheap like "Oh, so you're a BILLIONAIRE and won't even pay your own children a living wage for us to complete this one simple task? For SHAME!"

Tim: I'll give you my left over fruit roll up if you write my 2000 word English paper for me.

Jason: Deal.

[Bruce seeing this exchange]

Bruce: I'll give you 100 doll-

Jason: Don't be stingy.

#spoiler: bruce was actually trying to ask jason to hang out with him #bruce: i give you kids access to your own seperate funds #batkids: oh so youre making EXCUSES now is that it??? we thought we raised you better than this #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #batdad #incorrect quotes #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #red robin #batkids #incorrect texts #batbros #crack #fanatical posting

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chaitantei · 8 months

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#mine #loved this episode #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #charlie kelly #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #always sunny #its always sunny in philadelphia #macdennis #iasip #macden #incorrect texts #iasip s14 #the gang texts #they were about to hook up in the washroom #im not taking any questions

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hersheyalmond · 2 years

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Dustin, to Steve: Happy Father's Day Steve *genuinely smiles*

Steve, with glassy eyes: ...W-what?

*The kids bringing in a cake*

The kids, in unison: Happy Father's day Steve!

*Steve starts sobbing*

Dustin, hugging Steve: You deserve it

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kazuha-pista-badam · 1 year

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howl: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back

sophie: of course. i can't flip this table by myself

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raiisakitsune · 2 years

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Negan: i got you all here today to the sanctuary because i crave the deadliest game.

Carl, nodding: knife monopoly.

Negan: i was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I’m pretty interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

#carl grimes #negan smith #incorrect the walking dead #the walking dead incorrect quotes #twd incorrect quotes #incorrect twd quotes #incorrect quotes #twd maggie #incorrect texts #twd text posts #walking dead #twd meme #maggie twd #twd funny #jeffrey dean morgan #chandler riggs #rick grimes #daryl dixon

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anakincentric · 5 months

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. ˚◞★ ― text messages with anakin skywalker [1/?] ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ

mdni. minors & ageless blogs will be blocked. warnings: sexual content, established relationship, jealousy, aivela is a goddess of passion in sw just used as a nickname here.