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incorrectjjkquotes · 2 days

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Gojo: Being attractive is so inconvenient sometimes. How am I supposed to get anything done if I'm constantly surrounded by fangirls? Utahime: Open your mouth, your personality will drive them away.

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gardentool · 3 days

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Gojo: Alright, so you and I are married.

Y/N: We are not married.

Gojo: Relax, it's just pretend.

Y/N: I don't wanna pretend.

Gojo: Scared you'll like it?

Y/N: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

Yuji: Are you two like this all the time?

Y/N & Gojo: Yes.

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vagabond-umlaut · 7 months

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*on the phone* you: satoru, i'm breaking up- gojo: i'm pregnant! you: ... i meant the call gojo: thank god- right, sorry. i panicked

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my-names-angel-but-im-not-one · 1 month

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Shoko: what's your type?

Gojo: I like my girl soft and submissive ~ *winks at y/n*

Shoko: and you y/n?

Dominant!Y/n: I like my Man soft and submissive ~ *winks back at gojo*

Gojo:

Gojo: ....I also like dominant possessiv-

Shoko: YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR ANSWER HOE-

gojo: WHY!?!!

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aprilidy · 8 months

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Yuji: So what’s your type?

Megumi: Kind, pink hair, dumb, not really good sense of humour but cute.

Yuji: That sounds kinda like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

Megumi: …Did I mention dumb?

Yuji: Yeah.

Megumi: Kay just making sure.

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saturncodedstarlette · 11 months

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Gojo Satoru, holding a rock : Y/N-chan just gave me this to me and said “I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock”.

Getou : If you don’t marry Y/N-San, I will.

Shoko, nods : I second that.

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oddshroom · 10 months

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JJK Incorrect Quotes ft. Y/N

Geto: You know, Y/N gives Gojo flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Shoko : Okay.

*Later*

Shoko : *gives Gojo flowers*

Gojo : ???

Shoko : I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Geto: Truth or dare?

Y/N: Dare.

Geto: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Y/N: Hey Gojo ?

Gojo , blushing: Yeah?

Y/N: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Shoko .

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Shoko : What are you getting Gojo for the holidays?

Y/N: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Geto: I'm getting Gojo a divorce lawyer.

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Geto: Why do you look like that?

Y/N, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Geto: Like you’re dead.

Y/N: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Shoko : Y/N accidentally called Gojo “babe” in front of everyone today.

Y/N: *sobs into the floor*

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Y/N: That's ridiculous, Gojo doesn't have a crush on me.

Geto: Yes he does.

Shoko: Yes he does.

Gojo : Yes I do.

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Geto: *about Gojo and Y/N* They make a cute couple, huh?

Shoko : They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Gojo: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Nobara : Nope, absolutely not. Megumi: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Y/N: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. (Yuji) Sukuna: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Shoko : I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Gojo: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Y/N: If?

Kid!Megumi: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Gojo:

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Y/N: I think am falling for you

Shoko: Then get up

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Yuji: My brother Sukuna-

Megumi: He killed innocent people

Yuji: He’s adopted

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Y/N: Talk dirty to me~

Nanami: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Y/N: Sor-

Nanami: The economy is in shambles

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Gojo: When you said “Magic in bed”, I didn’t expect this

Y/N: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this you card?

Gojo: ..No

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Y/N: I think we should kiss

Sukuna: And I think you should die, we don’t always get what we want

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Shoko: You’re acting like your 5

Gojo: yeah 5 heads taller than you

Shoko: …

Gojo: I’m sorry

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Y/N: I fell-

Gojo: From heaven?

Geto: No they literally fell-

Gojo: In love with me the moment they saw me!

Shoko, visibly disappointed: Their arm is broken

Gojo, posing: Okay, but do you think I’m pretty? Be honest

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Maki: *Angrily presses Nobara against the wall* WHERES THE GODDAMN MONEY

Nobara:

Nobara: Are we about to kiss?

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Y/N: Last night was a mistake

Gojo: A hot mistake

Y/N, walking away: No just a regular mistake

Gojo, running after them: HEY WAIT

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clamenstell · 3 months

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gojo: they should arrest you for commiting a robbery ;)

reader: why cause I stole your heart?

gojo: n-no... cause.. you..

gojo: ...

gojo: ...yea

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nhoirr · 3 months

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HEAR ME OUT CAUSE LIKE

stranger : "whats your wife's name?"

gojo : "oh, sugar?"

stranger : ".. sorry?"

gojo : "you mean sugar?"

stranger : "No, your wife."

gojo : "oh, wife."

stranger: ".. okay, ill ask her myself."

cue gojo cracking his knuckles.

extra ! Stranger — "DUDE HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CONGRATULATE YOUR WIFE AT YOUR WEDDING?? You expect me to say, "hey congratulations, gojo's wife." or something??"

also gojo : "well, her last name IS gojo now."

a/n : my mind is so empty rn what am i doing

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ponderingmoonlight · 7 months

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Geto's manspread

(y/n): *looking down at Geto irritated* (y/n): Would you stop meanspreading the whole couch? I want to chill and drink my tea too, y'know. Geto: Huh? There's more than enough space for you left. After all, you aren't that big. (y/n): *losing temper completely* Scoot over already, moron! Geto: *wide grin plastered on his face* I. Would. Rather. Die. (y/n): Fine. *puts tea aside and sits ass down on Geto's lap* Geto: Do you really think this is going to stop me? (y/n): I don't care.

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nutterbuttermother · 4 months

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Sukuna: I hate you so much I could actually kill you

YN: omg are we about to kiss

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incorrectjjkquotes · 18 hours

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Nobara, as a little girl: The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral housewives, and now I have a new goal.

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gardentool · 1 day

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Judge: You've been sentenced to death. You'll be hung.

Y/N, from the back of the courtroom: HE'S ALREADY HUNG!

Gojo: Judge, uncuff me so I can high-five my partner.

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jaegersdevil · 5 months

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satoru: who got an STD? i need you to fuck someone for me

suguru: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane

shoko: biological whorefare

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my-names-angel-but-im-not-one · 10 months

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Gojo: Y/n what's your body count!

Y/n: Dang it's like 30 now.

Gojo: *sad*

Shoko: Oh my gwad you are a hoe!!

Y/n: How does that make me a hoe- wait are we talking about people we slept with?

Gojo: y-yea

Y/n: oh well I haven't done that yet!

Shoko: then what's 30 about?

Y/n: .....eheheh

Shoko: y/n what's 30 for!?!

Gojo: * scared and horny*

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dellalyra · 11 months

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Choso: *sees Y/N and Gojo together*

Choso: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Yuuji: You mean... you ship them?

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