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wynnyfryd · 7 months

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Trailer Park Steve AU part 6

part 1 | part 5

October

It's Wednesday night, which means dinner at the Hendersons. Steve finally decided to show his face — and no, not because Dustin's doorstep song and dance had any effect on him; it was partly because he was sick of hearing muted metal music from across the street and mostly because he hadn't left the trailer in three days and he was starting to feel and smell like shit.

So, anyway. Dinner. Ma Henderson's pulled out all the stops: prepped a homemade lasagna, stocked the fridge with full-sugar sodas and bought the good brand of key lime pie; invited the Sinclair and Wheeler kids to make a little party of it. (Nancy was 'unfortunately too busy to attend,' thank fucking god.)

But then Ma got stuck late at work, so now it's all hands on deck. Mike and Erica are setting the table — Steve can hear Mike bitching at her because she told him the knives go the other way, dumbass; Lucas is at the fridge filling cups with ice and Pepsi and muttering to himself about how much better Coke is; Steve's got an eye on the oven, waiting for the cheese on the lasagna to bubble up juuust right; and Dustin is using "prepping the salad" as an excuse to corner Steve and annoy the ever-loving crap out of him.

“What do you mean it’s hard?” Dustin whines, dropping a handful of shredded carrots into the wooden bowl. “Just talk to him!”

Steve takes a deep breath. Mourns, briefly, for the night he could have had; the girls he could be doing hand stuff with in the back of the Beemer instead of putting up with this kid's shit. “I don’t wanna Just Talk to Him." He bends to peek through the oven door. "And, also: get off my ass about it, alright? I came to dinner, I'm heating up the lasagna. I'm, like, participating or whatever. What more do you want?”

“For you to talk to Eddie! Obviously!" Dustin's tossing the greens so aggressively that it kinda feels like he wishes he was pummeling Steve instead, and when he throws his hands up, little flecks of iceberg lettuce go raining to the floor.

Steve eyes the leafy green confetti. "You're cleaning that up."

"Come on, dude," Dustin begs. "It's been two weeks! What's the point of having friends who are next door neighbors if they refuse to get along?”

Behind them, Lucas supplies in a weirdly strangled tone: “This really doesn’t seem like the way to get him to talk to Eddie."

Thank you. Steve couldn't agree more. He turns to tell him as much and realizes the reason Lucas' voice sounded like that is because he's trying to make one trip to the dining room at any fucking cost. He's got an armful of drinking glasses and three cans of Pepsi tucked under his chin, and he's about to fumble the whole wobbly stack.

"Jesus Christ, man, cut that out!" Steve swoops in to grab the cans before they can join the lettuce shower Dustin just made. He doesn't care how much he loves Claudia, he will leave without helping if they splatter soda all over this floor. Mews the Second can lick it clean for all he cares, he's so for real. "Two at a time," he says sternly, taking the extra cups from Lucas’ hold and handing him back a reasonable amoint. He sends Lucas out of the room with a knee to the ass.

"Hey!" Lucas pouts.

"Hey yourself," he grins.

Lucas sticks out his tongue like a child (because he is one, Steve reminds himself), and when he shoulders the swinging door to the dining room he almost brains his little sister, who makes a graceful side-step and comes strutting through undeterred.

"Are you two nerds done playing good cop, annoying cop with Steve?"

"Ah-!" Dustin gawps. "I better not be the annoying cop!"

"Uh, yeah. Obviously, you are." She props a fist on her hip, a little tyrant in the making, and Steve’s ribs go tender with a fond, vaguely proud ache. He really loves her so much. "Now scram. I need to borrow Steve."

On second thought.

Surely at some point these kids, like, owe him money or some shit for the amount of weary sighs they've caused him to let out. Like, financial compensation for the years taken off his life? Something?

"Yes, Erica?" he asks, nostrils flared; eyes closed.

"You should talk to Eddie."

"Oh, Jesus fucking Christ." Steve looks up to the ceiling, pleading for anyone to grant him strength, then he turns to pull the lasagna out of the oven and watches the bubbles sizzle and pop in the hot cheese until he no longer feels like blowing up at a little girl. "Okay. Okay. And I should listen to you because…?"

Screw financial compensation.

He deserves a presidential medal for how calm he's keeping his tone.

Erica's glaring fiercely at him when he glances her way, and why is every kid he knows such a brave, confrontational little shit? "Because," she explains, "He's being mean to my brother."

Oh, fuck no. "What do you mean?" he asks, voice dropping to an urgent hiss as he feels his hackles raise. Like hell is he letting some Billy 2.0 hang around his kids. "Is he, like- Is he saying shit about you guys?"

She spares him from trying to find a tactful way to ask what he's really asking. "No," she says shortly. "But he is being a bastard about him joining the basketball team—"

"Language—" Oh, what's the point.

"—and those two nerds out there? Are obsessed with him. Especially Mike. Like, ob-sessed.” She writes the letters out in the air in front of her to really drive home the point. “Mike likes whatever Eddie likes, so you need to convince Eddie to like Lucas before Lucas loses his friends over this stupid 'jocks versus freaks' crap." She lowers her voice and jabs the skywriting finger into his shoulder hard enough to bruise. "And if you tell Lucas I said any of this? It is on. sight, Steve. I will crush you."

"Jesus Christ."

"So, we good?"

"Uh huh," Steve stammers. "Y-yep. Understood."

Wow. So dignified, Steve. Really loved how you let a ten year old intimidate you. He's saved from any further bullying by the sound of keys jangling in the lock.

"Dusty!" Claudia calls out through the door, "Dustybunny, can you come help? My hands are full!"

In the dining room Steve hears Dustin groan while Mike and Lucas start immediately tearing into him for the name, mocking 'Dustybunny; oh, Dustybun!' in stupid sing-song tones.

"So I'm just gonna..." Steve says awkwardly, inching toward the door. "Go get that."

"Mhmm." Erica gives him an unimpressed look. "You do that."

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"Oh, Steve, sweetie, thank you!" Claudia says when he opens the door, cheerful and sweet as always. He goes to take her bags from her, but she drops them all at her feet and steps forward to give him a hug, a firm and tender thing that makes an annoying lump form in his throat.

"How are you?" she asks, stepping back to look at him; eyes raking over his face, hands on his cheeks. Really looks. She frowns at whatever she sees. "How's your mom?"

"Can you please just talk to me?" Steve begs, shivering in the hallway because they haven't budgeted for turning on the heat just yet. Wasn't supposed to get this cold for another pay cycle. He tugs the ends of his sweatshirt sleeves. His limbs feel stiff and tense, a budding anxiety like there’s a bomb in the base of his spine.

"Steven, darling, not now," his mother sighs as she sinks demurely onto the couch. "Then when!" he explodes. He doesn't want to yell at her, but, "Seriously, when? When are we going to say anything to each other that actually fucking matters, mom? I feel like I barely even know you anymore!"

"Yes, and I feel a migraine coming on; are you quite finished?"

"….She's fine," Steve answers.

Could be true, for all he knows.

The wrinkles between Claudia's brows deepen, like she wants to press the subject but decides to hold her tongue. "That's good to hear," she settles on after a moment, giving him a gentle pat on the cheek before stepping away with a subtle look that’s not mad, just disappointed.

Steve kind of wants to cry.

"Mom! Food!" Dustin hollers from the other room.

Steve rolls his eyes. "I swear I try to teach him manners."

"Well, good luck with that," she grins, the shadow of tension between them dissipating. Her mood is good like that. Resilient. Strong. Immune to outside force.

Steve’s moods, on the other hand, are more like those stainless steel fridges that promise to remain spotless but then end up covered in grubby handprints. (Exhibit A: he’s doing it right now.)

Thankfully Claudia’s got enough sunshine in her for the both of them. “Come on,” she says, extending a hand and wiggling her fingers for him to grab hold. “Let's eat."

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part 7

#trailer park steve au #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie fic #dustin henderson #claudia henderson #erica sinclair #lucas sinclair #mike wheeler

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unabashednightmarepizza · 9 months

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𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐵𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑠

Summary: Being the director and also a single mum of 462818 people at the same time, being shown in Y/N. Y/L/N's newest Instagram post with some special guest

A/N: I really enjoy making these Instagram AU posts, and you will see my inner gremlin appearing lol and İ'll make a second and even third part for it!

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Y/N Y/L/N: Did they force me to take them on a train ride? Yes. Did I loose a bet? Also yes. So, as a result, I'm broke now. Please start a campaign and funds.🤭🤗

Also, don't let Jack's innocence fool you, that man is a real life Wylan and is a menace to society. He ate 15 burgers. Fuck you 🖕😑

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User1: I love how Y/n is the sugar mommy of the cast djskdjsj

User2: The way she is trully the mom apart from being the director. They are like a family 🥰

Y/N: A family that uses me... Cruel, cruel kids. Look at their smiles! They know what they are doing 🥲

freddycarter1: you made us walk under extreme hot weather and left us to die in a desert! It's only fair 😌

Y/N: Shut up Kazzle Dazzle, and eat your burger! And I gave you umbrellas, ıt's enough.

Sab.Memes: Jack ate 15 burgers?! *Chokes on water* HOW CAN HE DO THAT?!

User4: I feel bad for Y/N, she earns money through them and still spend it for them 😂

Y/NFanforever23: She knows guys, she know the power the fans have!

Y/N: I watched people start campaign and cancelling celebrities, ending their whole life. FAN SUPREMACY IS THE ONLY TRUE POWER!! 🫡

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Y/N Y/L/N: Here is a warning: I'm everywhere and I see all of you... Please keep doing God's work by making memes🤭

1. There is a reason why I chose Ben as Darkling, only one reason: He is the ultimate CEO of puppy eyes... A good way to manipulate people because I fell for it. And Leigh and I fought very hard for them to accept him already.

2. Apart from the fact that he killed innocents, manipulated kids and offered one to the Royal family, used many people and created the Fold alonsgide other War crimes... It seems my job is over *drops the mic and leaves the stage to go and write the New script,crying*

3. Real applause for Alina because I would have folded and accepted immediately.

P.S: Ben is getting ready to defend Darkling in his Insta story while avoiding me... And laying over my lap and making me play with his hair.

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kittheyounger: When exactly are you going to stop sharing memes of us?

Y/N: Never? You should be grateful I'm not sharing every one of your's fetus photos and the ones I took to blackmail you later :)

archierenaux3: Couldn't be me hehe

Y/N: Keep living in your dreams :) @archierenaux3

User7: She is so real for the third slide 🤣

User9: Ben is so babygirl for her I can't-

User3: The way Y/N just terrorizes the entire cast with those childhood photos is too funny to me 😂

User6: That's some Queen behaviour... another day another slay from Y/N 💯

User1: She is known to have a talent for taking photos when no one sees and notices her so... For all we know, she could take photos of us and we still wouldn't know.

User5: And she only annoys the male cast members... 😌🤔I wonder why she doesn't do the same with others?

Y/N: They are my little babies and precious wives, they could do no wrong 🥰

Benbarnes: Talk about favouritism... And I'm her boyfriend.

Y/N: And they are my wives, so? 🤗

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Y/N Y/L/N: Oh, the amount of chaos here... *Sips wine* 🤭🍷

P.S: He came to me crying and asking what was wrong with the fans... I said he was so hot for his own good and now, he refuses to meet my eye because he blushes too much... Sir, you are 41 not 15! Either way, what a cutie 😌🤭

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benbarnes: you promised to not share these!

Y/N: Haven't you learnt nothing is safe with me?

BenandY/N.mommy: I CANT- Y/N IS FEEDING US AND I LIVE FOR IT

User5: Poor Shadow Daddy... Show us more.🫣

User3: The cast once said that Ben blushes the most when Y/N is near or the one who compliments him... My heart can't take it!

User6: I want what they have! ❤️

User3: They both had become so good to each other, especially Y/N... Seeing my baby happy makes me cry tears of joy 🥹

User6: I hope they will get married already! We need little Y/L/N- Barnes in our lives 🥲

User4: When can I get a Y/N or Ben in my life?

User2: And just like that, I'm scared for what's waiting for us and Matthias in SaB season 3...

User1: ıf people doesn't know... Y/N is very good at drama and slicing our hearts and squeezing it painfully with her emotional scenes and talent for shooting those scenes just... Diferrently.

User3: We are doomed... Like girl, who hurt you that much?

Y/N: Trauma, tears, sadness and more trauma are what's waiting for yall probably... Sorry🫣 And I love watching and reading heartwrenching things in general, no one hurt me so don't come at Ben😄😇

benbarnes: Thanks love... Your fans scare me...

User1: Suddenly, ıt's a need to see Kaz and Monopoly together

Y/N: You wouldn't want that... Freddie gets too absorbed in his character and we thought it was a good idea to do this... It didn't turn out well

User5: The way Ben is scared of Y/N's fanbase is very funny... *Evil laugh* Sir, you are dating our girl, millions are after your ass as soon as we see a tear on her pretty face 🙎🔪

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Y/N Y/L/N: This cast had become my everything, all these amazing people changed me in the best way possible and I'm grateful to have met them. I'm known to always share funny things but today, I wanted to show my love and appreciation. I'm thankful for accepting the offer to direct and also take a role in this amazing job. Thank you for inspiring me to be a better version of myself, thank you for changing my life for the better and thank you for trusting me. shadowandbone :)

Thank you for the backstage workers who always gossipped with me and did their very best and made me fangirl at their job

Thank you for convincing me and holding a gun to my temple to accept this job and also writing this amazing book universe @lbardugo 🫡❤️ I'm hoping to talk to you soon again!

But the biggest thank you is for my dear boyfriend @BenBarnes. Thank you for always supporting me and loving me. Thank you for holding me when I needed, trusting me when I didn't and lifting me up with your dad jokes and thank you for being you. I'm the most grateful for you, and that won't change. I love you and your goofy personality even though you ate my last cookie 🥲❤️

Oh and a final note? These people and these pictures? Let the Fold take me :) shadowandbone

shadowandbone: A toast for the best director ever! We are glad to have someone like you! And there is no way out of the Fold :)

User6: The way she always includes everyone, down until the very last person in backstage is... Her heart is so amazing and her soul is so pure🥹

User2: You just know that they all love her so much.. Thank you for accepting and thank you for bringing our dream book to life Y/N 🥹

lbardugo: I wouldn't want anyone except you to this! You have so much potential and I was at ease knowing that the show was in good hands... Love you so much and İ'll eagerly wait for your other projects 🥹🥰 And I'm waiting for that meeting to, love! Just don't forget to spend time with Ben, he sulks like a puppy later 😂

Y/N: Thank you so much... OMG I'm crying at all the sweet messages now but you can be sure I'll spend all my time with him!

amitasuman_: We love you, Y/N! You are the best and thank you for always making sure we were fine and comfortable! Now, I'm off to cry🥹

Jessie_mei_li: Thank you for being you! I wouldn't have gotten a bestfriend like you if you hadn't accept!❤️ Thank you for assembling all of us, Queen of Fantasy!

freddycarter1: and also accidently adopt all of us in some ways...

User5: the whole Shadow and Bone cast looking at their director with heart eyes are making me jdkshdqkvwu🥰💞❤️😍🥺

User4: YEAH, THEY ARE SO LOVELY WITH EACH OTHER! BUT! Have you seen how Ben looks at her? I have been manifesting a man like hım over a decade now...

User1: Do you think she saw that fifth slide on Ben's Insta??

User4: Definetly! I wonder what her reaction was like...

Y/N: I was a Darklina hater my whole life until Jessie and Ben ruined it for me and made me just turn a blind eye... I regret making them shoot that scene but also not.

User2: OMG SHE ANSWERED

User1: she always does, another reason to live, laugh and love Y/N. Hı, Y/N!

Y/N: Hi, love! And btw yes, that video woke something in me... Which payed off iykyk 🤭

User6: when I learnt the whole cast, mainly Ben, was begging her to make a Marauders series is just... Wow... I hope she does that, she is the only one who could pull that!

User1: Remember when she said she would break the Net when the time comes? Might be it, who knows?🤔

User3: She also said she wasn't letting any of the cast go like that and had plans for every one of them... And that they were her slaves and had to do anything she told them lol

User4: People trust her with book adaptation because she always stays loyal to it, while also adding something from herself. It's normal everyone wants her to work on every book adaptation possible

User2: I wonder who she prefers the most: Kaz or Darkling?🤔

User5: Ben is her boyfriend so I think she would say Darkling because he would pout otherwise

User6: But she also said she often giggled and blushed while reading Kaz's point of view and specifically begged Freddy to audition

Y/N: The true question is: Are you a fan of terrifying blue eyes or deep, empty black eyes?

benbarnes: I'm forever lucky and grateful to have met you and be your boyfriend. I can never be proud enough of you since you have a habit of always exceeding yourself. I'll always be by your side through thick and thin, just as you do every day. You are my beautiful and succesfull girlfriend, my rock when I need you, my bestfriend when I need a good laugh and my other half and there is no enough words to explain my feelings but I'll stick to this one: I love you always. liked by Y/N Y/L/N

User1: And that's how you get away with eating a lady's last cookie 😂

User3: I'm not crying ıt's just their love in my eyes that stings 🥹

User5: I swear there is nothing I want more than see them getting married 😭

#shadow and bone imagine #shadow and bone series #shadow and bone cast #shadow and bone #ben barnes x reader #ben barnes imagine #ben barnes x you #instagram au #famous au #famous #celebrity imagine #celebrity reader #celebrity #celebrity au #imagine #reader insert #x reader #fluff

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hornedqueenofhell · 10 months

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Steddie Writing Prompt Enemies to Lovers

Based on this TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8LkqMoF/

Superhero Steve Harrington who moonlights as a pole dancer to make ends meet. Might as well put his strength and flexibility to use in a way that actually makes him money. His favorite client is this long-haired nerd who purchases lap dances and traces constellations out of the moles and freckles on his back. The fact that he tips generously is also a big bonus, he's not a sugar baby shut up Robin. The new laptop he was able to get has been really nice though. And being able to afford repairs and even upgrades to his suit is a dream, he can only buy out the necessary fabrics from so many craft stores before people get suspicious. Food, food's great too considering superhero metabolism is no fucking joke. If he could just get Dustin to stop running head first into danger his life would be much better off. And finally capturing Heavy Metal.

Eddie realizes who Celestial is after about two months of their little arrangement. He'd started to suspect something when he noticed how similar some of Celestial's dance moves were to the way the pesky neighborhood crime fighter slipped around beams and other things Eddie threw at him during their little tryst's. He never really heard Celestial's voice clearly over the pounding bass of Eddie's favorite night club, but he was used to an excessive amount of quips and one liners from the hero. It wasn't until one of their fights that ended with the back of the other man's suit ripped open that Eddie realized it was his favorite dancer under the mask. He knew those freckles, wanted to trace his lips over those beautiful marks while their owner rolled his hips in Eddie's lap and perched on the arm of his chair. After he figures it out he pays for Celestial to stay in his lap for his entire shift at the Upside Down. He brushes his fingers down Celestial's stocking and watches as he flinches when Eddie rubs over where he'd left a bruise on the hero not a few hours ago. He starts coming every night that they have a fight and paying for Celestial to just relax in his lap all evening.

He may or may not also enjoy teasing the fuck out of the hero now that he knows. 'That's a new suit gorgeous?' 'Got an upgrade? Someone finally taking care of you princess?' 'You like spinning around on poles for me big boy?' He's playing with fire but it's worth it imagining the blush his pretty Celestial sports every time Eddie compliments him. He likes seeing them looking so much healthier now, and the money comes from his patents so it's all clean if Celestial ever finds out. It's weird finding out that he and Celestial both have the same handler though.

Dustin Henderson works at the local rec center helping out with kids who were injured in the super fights, his mom says it'll look good for college and he helps teach d&d there. Best. Job. Ever. And yeah he knows Steve's secret identity, kinda hard to hide when you accidentally surprise your babysitter and he almost goes through a wall he jumps so hard. Dustin also coordinates visits to kids at the hospital his mom works at with Steve. Letting them meet and get pictures with the local town hero. And then Max Mayfield requests a visit from Heavy Metal. Now Dustin is also planning visits for villain's, and what even is his life anymore? (Basically the fantastic Villain Wrangler tumblr post if you know it) He's starting to get annoyed with Steve's demands to give up Heavy Metal's whereabouts too, like sure Steve I'll tell you where he's hiding out and then I'll give him your address because that would be fair right? At least Steve seems happy with his mysterious sugar daddy.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #steve x eddie #robin buckley #dustin henderson #pole dancer!steve harrington #superhero!steve harrington #superhero!au #supervillain!eddie munson #accidental sugar daddy!eddie munson #villain wrangler!AU #villain wrangler!dustin henderson #villain x hero

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pianocat939 · 7 months

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Hey, you don’t gotta answer this but if you every have the time, I really really like your mean girls au!! So far I’ve seen like tough y/n and stuff, but what about a super sensitive MC? :0 If possible, maybeeee all the boys? But if I had to narrow it down then Leo and Donnie? And if I had to narrow it down even more, just Donnie :p if you get the time to look this over, you don’t like have to answer this, obviously. I won’t be offended or anything so don’t feel pressured to answer this ask!!

(I actually haven't done Mikey, primarily because I'm still thinking of an exact idea for him. Right now, I'm situating with fine arts kid who's also like "the perfect" student. Like personality wise.)

Tw: guilt-tripping, manipulation, controlling relationship, a few mentions of murder and violence

Mean Girl Donnie:

If you thought you could survive as a sensitive person with this bitch, then you're wrong.

He'll notice when you're sad or hurt by his sharp statements (insults really). Unfortunately, he'll use it to his advantage.

After a while of just straight insults, he'll slowly start to be a bit better. He'll express less harshness and a bit more sugar. Just to surprise you, and start craving for that small amount of sweets he gives.

Once he knows you're slowly starting to get addicted, he'll start to give a few compliments. Maybe a head pat once in a while. All in favour of his master plan.

He'll then start to insult your friends and family, saying that if they truly cared, they wouldn't leave you with him. (In a way he's insulting both himself and others but in a way that leaves you feeling a bit bad for him). But of course, you're too attached to him.

You can't leave him. You can't escape the slight bits of affection he gives you. Not to mention the ultimate perks of having him so close. (He could murder someone and get away with it if he really wanted to).

He loves that you're so attached to him, unable to leave him despite his toxic mean-sweet behaviour. He enjoys it, knowing he has complete power. Soon enough he'll be feeding you both his terrors and sweets.

"You look so disgusting in those clothes. Here, put this over, it'll make you less repulsive. You'll look much more appealing."

Bimbo Leo:

See, unlike Donnie's mathematical equation: +1-1, it's more like +0.5-0.5. (MC is the right variable) In other words, the severity of what happens is a lot better and more tolerable.

The fact that you're a sensitive person makes him so excited. Maybe, unlike everybody else, you won't be annoyed with his antics. He starts flooding you with affection. Clinging to you for every second of his time.

Until you're just so overwhelmed you actually have to tell him to pause for a bit.

Will he pause? Of course not.

He'll keep giving more and more. To the point, you have to decide whether or not you tell him it's too much, or continue to deal with it.

If you stay, he won't raise the level of his clinging. Maybe even lower it. (He assumes you're willing to stay, so he's less paranoid). But if you pick the other option, he's going to start guilt-tripping like crazy.

Whimpering and whining why he can't just feed you his love. All he wants is to be the most wonderful person of your life!

It's really only up to MC whether or not he'll snap out of his bimbo act.

"MC, I literally just love you so much! I don't mean any harm, maybe you're just not used to it. I'm not like...him."

It's Donnie.

Jock Raph:

Honestly, not a lot changes from his initial post I made. He just tends to be more willing to kill/commit violence.

Maybe a bit more likely to baby them because of their fragile emotional awareness.

"MC, those people really aren't nice to you. You should just stay away from them from now on."

I admit, I don't have much ideas for him. I'm not sure why, but I just don't.

(I'm gonna be honest, I rarely have ideas for Raph considering he's my least favourite out of them all. And also perhaps I don't understand his personality or relate with him AT ALL. Which makes it all the more difficult for me)

- Celina

#rottmnt #yandere #yandere x reader #rottmnt x reader #yandere rottmnt #tmnt x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #yandere tmnt #tmnt #blurbs

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moonkkives · 2 years

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— ( THE DUTCH & THE DUTCH(ESS) )

pairing: max verstappen x fem!reader, driver!reader

summary: the ups and downs of max verstappen, the dutch lion, and his equally impressive dutch teammate.

warning: lots of fluff and adorable max for your enjoyment.

word count: O.9k

them: safe with me by gryffin & audrey mika

author’s note: thinking about turning this into a series of one shots if it’s something you guys would be interested in! i think it would be really fun to write shy boy! max and his equally shy girl! teammate. plus, the red bull team orders💀 that would also be interesting

‘22 france gp: my little ferrari heart can’t take this anymore😭 charles just had it in the bag and baby carlos i’m sorry!! the ferrari strategists really need to get their shit together oh my god.

• max and you go all the way back to karting. you bumped into each other a couple of times during races, never even looking at the other’s direction for years. in fact, there are group pictures in which neither of you remember ever even knowing that the other was there.

• that is, until one faithful day max, accidentally, —according to him— bumped into your kart as you were both fighting for the first place of a race.

• sadly, i’d ended with both of you out of the race and no one placing inside the top three.

• to say you were angry as an understatement; you were absolutely fuming. and so, your little six year old body marched you towards the incompetent kid and stomped on the ground.

• “you are a cheater!”

• max was in a fine line between confusion as to who you were and anger at the fact that he had lost the medal because of you.

• “no, you don’t know how to drive!”

• that was even worse; little you hated when you were bad at something. regardless, he was the one who bumped into you, so, with red cheeks, you retaliated.

• “don’t be mean!” you whined in dutch, something you usually did when you were annoyed.

• max immediately raised a brow in suspicion, as if surveying whether you were the enemy or not. “are you dutch?” he asked in, well, dutch.

• you raised a brow back at him. “are you dutch?”

• and that was the start of your friendship.

• after that, you were attached to the hip: cheering for each others wins, immediately looking for the other person during any break during competitions, playing board games that max was clearly bad at only to make him suffer. you know, the usual.

• max has always been extremely protective of you. when you were little he would “accidentally” slam his foot in the toes of any kid that would try talking to you.

• he would also throw them a dirty look or spit out a comment similar to ‘what do you want?’ in a very shady tone.

• however the protectiveness hit a new peek when you entered formula one, especially as his new teammate in redbull.

• his eyes would always try finding yours in the crowd. during interviews after each race, he’s always caught looking over his shoulder or to the side as if to check up on you.

• if possible he always has a hold on you: his arm over your shoulders, his arms hugging you from behind and, the fan favorite, his hand in your lower back or hip.

• you both have mastered the art of deflecting any type of question that involves you romantically.

• you probably spend almost every single day together, weather on race weeks or during breaks. you even spend christmas together, both of your families making a big dinner on christmas eve.

• max knows everything about you, and doesn’t hesitate to comfort you when he feels your mood drop for whatever reason.

• even though you have your own personal assistant, max makes sure to get your coffee every single morning before work.

• he knows how particular you are on the amount of sugar you put on your coffee, so he decided to go to the coffee shop every single morning and personally get it for you.

• he gets a coffee with no sugar and then he puts the exact amount of sugar you like.

• you’re lovingly referred to by the media as ‘the dutchies’ or ‘the dutch twins’.

• the craziness of the dutch grand prix is always heightened by the fact that both red bull drivers are dutch and they’re insanely good. austria too, almost feels like an extension of their country due to the amazing support from fans.

• shit talking about people that piss them off and complaining about media schedules. all in dutch. just to annoy people around them.

• many fans on social media refer to 2O21 as the ‘great dutch era’ of f1, as max verstappen won that year's championship, in part, thanks to his teammate and friend.

• however, being in the same team meant that max was your number one rival and the one you’re constantly compared to.

• the close bond you two had made it so you never let competitiveness get in between your friendship.

• there’s the infamous ‘team orders’ scandal which really put a strain between max and you, plus you and red bull.

• truthfully, you weren’t mad at max, as he had no say on what christian horner decided to do or not do. however, in the heat of the moment, you both said really hurtful things and it would have escalated to something much worse if charles hadn’t interfered.

• and you were both dutch so, obviously, you didn’t talk to each other for a couple of weeks.

• until one turn of events had you finally make up.

• at this point, everyone is aware of the way max’ is all smiles when he’s around you. how his eyes light up when he sees you walk across the room. how he’s always eager to hug you after a race, no matter the outcome. how his tone of voice fills with love when referring to you.

• “that’s p1 max, very well done.”

• “amazing job guys— how did she do?” every single race.

• both garages have a bet going on to see who will confess first.

• gianpiero is completely sure it won’t be max whilst christian horner doesn’t see you doing it yourself.

• in other news, the paddock is simply waiting for you guys to finally get together.

• but you are simply too stubborn and shy to be the first one to admit it.

• charles, pierre and daniel are on the verge of having a mental breakdown.

• only time will tell. maybe.

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stranger things x older brother figure! rich! reader

a/n: to celebrate stranger things s4 vol 2 coming out today in a few hours, i’ve decided to give us all masc aligned people a treat before shit goes down, enjoy.

cw: contains some scenes from the series (not enough to spoil), mentioned homophobia & fragile masculinity, bullying scenario, messy cuz i just put whatever random shit pops up to my mind and im also writing this at 1:30 am, NOT PROOFREAD!!

depending on your personality, it’s either the group would see you as the “cool” brother like in the movies or the “annoying” brother in real life

as kids, you’d have to defend them against bullies, seniority scares majority of the kids.

but if they don’t want you to interfere, they’d just ask you on how to defend theirselves

tell them some witty comebacks

yeah i don’t think they can do it without it leading into a physical fight so you’d have to watch their back before it becomes one

spoil them! buy them action figures, comics, new set of dnd miniatures. they’d worship you…for 5 mins before hyper-focusing on that same item you bought for them

you’d be such a big help to joyce and jonathan if you decide to fund and help them with the will situation in s1

jonathan actually talked to you, also joyce’ll treat you as her other son

imagine having a platonic relationship with max, your relationship is the relationship she wishes she has with billy

billy would probably spite you for it (he’s jealous and doesn’t want to admit it lol)

oh, and the group would probably jokingly make you compete with steve for the “best mom older brother” award (dustin would also make eddie compete too if you’ve met each other already)

somehow, they’ll find a way to turn your words against you

okay. imagine s3, the vent scene with erica

m/n: alright. how much do you want, kid? hundred? thousand? a million bucks?

robin: you’re gonna offer, a child, a million? do you even have a million on-hand?

m/n, a rich teen: uh yeah??? 🧍

robin: okay, what the actual fu–!

if you’re part of the LGBTQIA+, and openly into men or in touch with your femininity. mike’s dad would try and tell mike to not be associated with you again (sorry but he reeks of homophobia and fragile masculinity)

remember that one scene in s4 (ep 5, 1:00:52) where he’s so salty at dustin and the gang for hanging out in their house? that but insert m/n there

mr. wheeler: –why not? take us for all we’re worth

dustin: oka–

*slam*

m/n: if you care so much about your money, then here’s a fucking stack. thank you so much for your hospitality”

mr. wheeler: *is baffled by the amount of cash a teen could have* how’d you get this money??

m/n: oh i’m actually am a stripper and i have a sugar daddy– of course, i worked for it, obviously. i have a job.

dustin: *whispering* holy fucking shit, you’re so cool

if you have “old rich” money than “hard earned” money, it’s the same thing but probably less “cooler” in their eyes

if not all of them, at least one would keep bugging you on what job you have to earn a lot of money

some would say, they’re still bugging what you do for a living ‘til today

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Quick Animated Character Appreciation: ROTSM Kon-El Gives Me HEART ATTACK

Have I made it clear yet how much I enjoy this version of Kon-El? I don't think I have: This sugar-high-on-a-1000, raging-hormone/in-puberty, outdated slang-having, cocky kid was the best thing from the Reign of the Supermen movie and the entirety of that two-parter saga. He was such an adorably annoying little showoff and hustler (at least at one point with Clark) who you could tell had mountains more of depth beneath the surface just waiting to jump out! Perfect combination of Clark/Superman and Lex Luthor in every way, too! I love, love, loved it! He was exactly how the character should ideally be written and portrayed imo! (Side Note: Look at the tears that the girl behind him to our right [in the second image] is shedding! She adores this Kon-El that much. And I don't blame her!)

Superboy to a not-actually-dead Superman a few minutes after meeting him: *Probably dumps his ocean-sized amount of trauma onto him which Lex has already put him through in the short amount of time that he and Lex have known each other and been in contact* "...Seriously. A room full of hungry...bizarros."

A "resurrected", oddly calm yet probably very concerned Superman: "Sounds harrowing."

Superboy, now seeing his chance to hustle a new home with his other dad: "Soo, can I live with you or not?"

Superman with months-worth of 5 o' clock shadow: *Doesn't even get a chance to think it over yet, much less respond, due to them being interrupted by Steel The Third Wheel (but also doesn't say no)*

Gosh I'm so sad/mad we'll never get see him in Superman Media again because they permanently deaded that universe!! 🥺 (Plus they forced us to watch him get slaughtered!!!! 😩) I won't forget him anytime soon though!! He'll stay in my primary color-painted heart!!!! 💛❤️💙

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somany-fandoms-solittle-time · 9 months

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ya know what..... Kalim is one of those sunshine characters that naturally interacts and "befriends" so many characters. It's always the sunshine characters that I'm drawn to put in a giant poly-hole where basically everyone is in love with them. It just makes sense.

Kalim x Silver: He's always waking Silver up in class and tries to help is drowsy spells. They're also just one of the few genuinely sweet guys on campus so it's pure fluff. A bonus advantage is that since Silver is a Trained Knight (or on the road to be) he can protect Kalim from assassination attempts.

Kalim x Ruggie: Eat The Rich w/ a twist. My precious hyena boy DESERVES to get married to a sincere Sugar Daddy (or as my gf and I like to say, Sugar Bestie™). He's worked hard enough and Kalim is one of the few upper class individuals that would NEVER use his money or status to control, manipulate or abuse another. He just wants to help out and the endless positivity would not only bring Rugs outta his comfort zone but would also impact those in his hometown A LOT.

Riddle x Kalim: Not a favorite, but I get it. Two kids from wealthy families (one more wealthy than the other) who were kinda isolated from the "regular" world and gotta figure shit out for themselves away from their former caretakers. Obvi, very different contexts and personality but that's what helps them depend on one another. Even when they can't relate, they can Listen and Grow together.

Floyd x Kalim: ARE YOU KIDDING THEY'RE ADHD BUDDIES?!?!? Not only can they relate with similar neurological issues, but their common interests can be a safe zone for them to bond. On top of that, even with their reckless personalities and their overall lack of forethought, Floyd is STRONG and could protect Kalim from any pushback or consequences. They're also both raised by Extreme Capitalist (even thou we don't exactly know what the Tweels parents DO) so the business sense and exposure to the darker side of things probably wouldn't be too much of an adjustment for either side.

Obvi Jamil x Kalim: I know not everyone likes this ship (and considering the dynamic and difference in power/status I TOTALLY get it). Even if the relationship is seen through platonic soulmates, brother-like, or just a 'we-were-stuck-together-for-years-and-now-we-don't-know-how-to-live-apart' sitcom kinda vibe they'll ALWAYS be linked together. Besides, an angsty, complicated childhood friends to lovers story with repressed mutual pinning is a guilty pleasure of mine lol!

Whoever he gets paired with, regardless of if it's a ship that has an anchor in canon interactions or PURELY fueled by fanon crack, there's a billion tropes to work with before even having to dip into AU or Crossover. Kalim is a COMPLEX CHARACTER with so many random lore drops and info that has so much potential. Even when people are writing or creating fan-produces with a more 2d version of his character, he's still lovable!! He's one of the few reoccurring characters in a cast full of obnoxious, weird, arrogant, awful, annoying, egotistical, pigheaded teenage boys with the power of NUKES.... And isn't completely terrible.

Lemme reiterate, that I LOVE so many characters in Twisted Wonderland but boy do these kids get on my nerves. They're all little assholes in some way or another, but there's a range between "okay, pretty standard high schooler" to "IDC IF YOURE TRAUMATIZED NO AMOUNT OF BACKSTORY CAN EXCUSE YOUR ATTITUDE AND BEHAVIOR!!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL WTF" and Kalim is a lot chiller. He's irrational sometimes and often does things without thinking it through.... But he's also a kid who's allowed to make mistakes and grow now that he's away from the bubble he grew up in. He can interact with people of all walks of life and get that perspective.

And depending on who he's paired with, romantic or otherwise, it's fascinating and heart wrenching and awe inspiring to watch him grow through the lens and experiences of the other person(s).

.........thank you for coming to my Ted talk 😌

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TW: this may contain bullying, eating disorders, racism and more

Rye Gourmand

Nickname: Rye(All), Gourmand-san(Ortho), Gourmand-shi(Idia), Pig/Future meat(Yuzu), Rye-kun(Sonomi)

Twisted from: PickyPiggy(Poppy Playtime), Dalia(D4DJ), AppleJack(MLP), Nao Midorikawa(Smile PreCure), Rui(Project Sekai), TeruTeru(Danganronpa).

Voice Claim: Murakami Satoru

Age: 16

Height: 179cm

DOB: 10/16

Species: Human

Homeland: Shaftlands(Formerly)

Queendom of Roses(Currently)

Family:

Alfredo(Father)

Barack(Father: Transman)

Angelica(younger sister)

Amandine(Younger sister)

Dulce(Younger brother)

Clementine(Younger sister)

Caesar(Younger Brother)

Devon(Baby brother)

Unnamed grandfather(Deceased)

Unnamed grandmother

Dorm: Heartslabyul

Class: 1-C(No.6)

Club: Cooking(Creator), Gardening

Hobby: Trying out new recepies.

Likes: Encourage healthy diet, spending time in the kitchen, following the cook book

Dislikes: Malnourishment, people skipping diet, eating junk food all the time.

Pet peeve: Being called pig.

Favorite food: Apples

Least favorite food: Anything with too much sugar and salt

Favorite drink: Water

"A first year of Heartslabyul who's the chef along side Trey Clover who's the baker, he's the type of man who encouraged eating a healthy diet!"

Appearance

Rye is a tanned skinned boy with shoulder length light pink hair and topaz yellow eyes he also has a beauty mark under his right eye.

Background

Rye is born in a family of farmers formerly residents of the Shaftlands, they moved to the Queendom of Roses to opened a new restaurant named "Gourmand Restaurant", coincidentally they we're neighbors with the Clover Bakery.

And immediately he became good friends with Trey and Chenya, he initaly wanted to become friends with the other kids but they thought he was weird and bullied him(If you're asking. Yes they're the same kids who bullied Adira), but was protected by Trey and Chenya and the bullies we're chased off by Bernice

Unlike some kids Bernice thought he was pretty and cute which flustered him and make his face red.

Personality

Rye is the opposite of Bernice, while she is an overly excited girl he was a quiet and reserved boy watching her from afar making sure she didn't get hurt while competing with Jack, Deuce and Taiyou.

However he can get pretty concern whenever people are eating their food very little especially his dorm leader Riddle, and he end up taken upon himself to become the chef of Heartslabyul.

Unique Magic: Citrus Growth

It allows him to magically grow vegetables and fruits however he cannot grow plants and flowers as that was Sonomi's magic "Nature's Melody"

Trivia

Vil was fuming on how Raymond and and Rye wasn't in his dorm.

He share the same name as Rye Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom

His original name is Rosemary Chip

Out of all the students, he the only one with the most amount of siblings with 3 younger sisters and 3 younger brothers.

He usually gave Riddle a bento whenever Riddle himself didn't eat anything.

Even when dinner, he gets annoyed when Cater is still on his phone.

A lot of students are simping for him, especially the otakus cause to them he's a malewife.

Due to him having pink hair and Apollo have pink eyes, students wondered if they related to Sonomi in a way only for the 3 of them to deny it.

What do you guys think of him?

@zexal-club @anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @marrondrawsalot

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x pretty cure #twisted wonderland crossover #midnight rose precure #Rye Gourmand

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hi!! i hope you’re having a great day!! i was curious how the obey me ! boyfies (hcs) would react if their s/o who is selectively clingy w certain people kinda back off suddenly because they just feel.. embarrassed?? like when they were a kid people reacted negatively to their clinginess and would ignore them for it. and they just feel so dumb to show emotion & showing their clinginess? and they feel like they’re being a bother and being annoying too... & suddenly just feel like closing off from the world lol? & like they can just feel really out of place and get negative thoughts that they don’t belong there, X person or a group of ppl in the convo don’t wanna talk to them etc and feel like they don’t belong in the conversation if that makes sense (i get those thoughts especially when i’m in a group i feel like i get overlooked a lot lol and i’ve never really felt included + like i can just feel so overwhelmed sometimes about the amount pf people / crowds or feeling like i’m being judged bc i’m beating myself up mentally abt my insecurities and i just end up most likely having a panic attack and just like tearing up, either crying on the spot or trying to hold it in till i get home). i’ve been feeling like this recently and i’d love to see what they’d do if that’s possible please!! thank you so much!!

I love such requests and I want to remind everyone that my blog is a very safe space where we can imagine whatever we want for our MC and be proud of it. Happy to write it!

Lucifer:

He is stunned at first. Like, things were going great and suddenly, you are backing off?...

He looks you deep in the eyes, lifting your chin up, and asks softly "Is everything okay or do you need to share something?"

Is incredibly patient while you are trying to explain what's going on in your head.

Also, will not let you go unless you share everything to him about how you feel and why.

"I love you deeply and I hope my loyalty and love will soon help you realize what a wonderful creature worth of admiration you are".

Mammon:

Okay, he'll be judging himself immediately as soon as you back off because well, he is in a constant state of low self-confidence and always feels like he is guilty for everything that happens.

"Did I do something wrong? I'll understand if yes, I ruin everything"

Oh, it has NOTHING to do with him. Huh. A relief. But another worry then - what caused you to act this way?

"WHO MADE YOU UNHAPPY? I'LL FIND 'EM!"

After you explain the reasoning behind your behavior, he slightly relaxes but is still worried.

"Can I help somehow? Like, you want some time alone or something? Just tell me,okay?"

Will hug you and whisper "I love you" in your ear till it tickles and you laugh.

Leviathan:

Oh no, what did he do? Why did you back off?

Is it because he is too much of an otaku? HE KNEW IT

It’s not him? Huh? It’s a relief, probably. Though he is still upset about your reaction because he can’t understand it and starts to worry too.

“M-m-maybe you can explain it to me? I’m sure I can understand. I’ve been living in the shadow of my brothers, I know about such things”

Ah, he sees it now.

He will smile brightly and hug you. “It’s okay to feel like this but I hope, together we can create a safe space for us both”.

Satan

Is slightly suprirsed, confused and a tiny bit offended.

Because well, everything was great and then... this thing happened. Did he do anything wrong?

Because he must know so not to repeat it in the future.

He sees you are hesitant to explain but surprisingly, Satan is really patient and will not just let it go.

“Kitten, I’ve never in my life been happier than when I am with you. It’s okay sometimes we need our space but trust me, you never bore or upset me”.

Will make you some mint tea and will bring you sugar cookies while reading a book to you.

Asmodeus

To be honest, he is slightly hurt because no one ever backed off from him before.

Will become very emotional but also determined to find out the reason behind your behavior.

“Darling, but would you please come in my arms? I’d love to calm you down”.

Will stroke your hair and give you kisses on the head until you are able to explain what happened.

Is super sensitive and supportive (which is one of his greatest strengths)

“My dear, even I feel overlooked at times... Just don’t tell anyone, okay?”

Beelzebub

He has a bit of a hard time understanding such things so he will honestly have no idea what to do at first.

Like, do you wanna be alone or do you need him? Do you wanna cry or are you angry at him?

It’s really complex for Beel and he often wishes he was better at understanding both demons and humans.

He will directly ask you and will apologize for not understanding your emotions.

While he can’t fully comprehend the concept of you being selectively clingy, he will do his best to understand it in the future.

“Just share how you feel with me, okay? Like, always”

Belphegor

He won’t show it but it hurt him when you backed off.

“Maybe you can write me a note next time you decide you don’t like me anymore?”

*yeah, sarcasm is his weapon of choice when he is confused*

Will hate himself for saying that so will be double-confused since he is akward with apologies.

“Baby, I didn’t mean to... Damn! Listen, I’m sorry, I just got a bit scared and I don’t know what’s happening. Mind explaining, please?”

*yes, he is super akward with that*

Will be surprisingly patient and caring while waiting for your explanation because a) he needs to know and b) he slightly screwed up so...

“I see. We’ll work it out so no worries again, deal?”

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The first semester has finally ended and it was officially our worst one EVER with an incredible grade average of C+, congrats guys! The only person who managed to crack an A was June, not because she’s a knowledge aspiration but because I constantly made her study to keep her away from her nephews. As if that wasn’t bad enough, we now live in a world that includes be-girlfriended Sugar.

-WELL GOOD MORNING, SOPHITO. I WAS UP LATE MAKING OUT WITH A GIRL. WHO’S THE LOSER NOW?? -I never called you a loser! -You thought it! Everyone did! And now it is I that has a girlfriend and you who has NOTHING -I still have my disgusting torrid affair with Eliza!

Ya you tell him, Soph! Your life is great!

I mean, it could be better. But worry not, it’s time to start working on those billion first dates you want, it will cheer you right up.

We ask out Blonde Meatballs and everything is going great!

-That’s right babe, first prize pre-school physics winner, three years in a row! -Oh my! -I know right! Wait, do you hear that?? -What, that distant moaning? -I KNOW THAT SOUND GOTTA GO

Uhh, Sophito? Is what I think is happening actually happening??

-YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS

Could it please not happen??

-NO!!!

Bro..

-FUCK YOU ELIZA YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER SLEEP WITH HIM AGAIN!!! -I NEVER SAID THAT, FREAKSHOW -YOU SAID IT WITH YOUR EYES!!!

Everything ok, Reg?

-I think I’m just gonna go give some financial advice on the internet.

-FUCK YOU, SLUTBAG, LIKE YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE ISN’T HOOKING UP WITH 50 PEOPLE. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, WAIT TILL YOU’VE FINISHED??? -WELL YES! GOD, YOU’RE STRONG -CROSSFIT, ASSHOLE. THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM

Alright then, I guess that’s it, everyone is mad, everyone hates each other, perfect. Sophito, I don’t know what madness suddenly overtook you, but why don’t we pick up our teeth from the floor and go continue our Meatballs date?

-I don’t want to! I’m very upset and betrayed! >:(

-Hey Soph, I think your gum is in my mouth? -Oh that’s a tooth, you can keep it.

As our date with Blonde Meatballs was such a smashing success, we seize the day and ask out Obvious Business Major right after. 2 down, 48 more to go! Fml.

I have literally never had a sim be as addicted to anything as Reginald is to giving financial advice on the internet, when I tell you guys this mofo will do this until he’s near death and I constantly have to monitor his vitals. No wonder Eliza is cheating on you!

-What’s Eliza? New start-up company?

It’s a new day and Stacy makes the grave mistake of coming over to see Julian.

-Oh so you’re the new pledge, and a romance sim to boot? Don’t even THINK of starting any affairs around here because that’s my thing, got it?? -What’s your damage, you crazy bitch?

Ya Stacy, that’s what I’ve been wondering as well. She had a great childhood with adoring parents, this is all her.

Speaking of damage, June is finally interested in someone she doesn’t share ancestors with and it’s Erik Swain! I married him in during an old Union run and he makes cute af kids so I’ve been saving him but anything to get June off her bullshit. Go talk to him!

So it turns out that Erik is super shy and trying to get him to warm up to June was legit nails-on-chalkboard annoying but we finally befriend him-

-AND HE TURNS US DOWN FOR A DATE DESPITE 2 BOLTS. ERIK SWAIN YOU DUMB BITCH. YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME MARRYING YOU IN THIS RUN

-Oh no, what a loss!

It is!!!! Now fuck off, June and I never wanna see you again!!!!

Why leave to passerby-fate what can also be achieved through cold hard cash?? We invite Lakshmi over and hope she doesn’t FUCK US OVER AS USUAL

-I won’t unless you pay me with frozen money a second time :)

I’M NOT HAVING THIS ARGUMENT LAKSHMI

We spend the max amount which we extremely cannot afford but I’m sure we’ll get our soulmate!

-Omg omg I can’t wait!

Omg omg me neither!

no.

way.

NO WAAAAAAAAAY. iVAN???

iVAN????????

iVAN?????????????????

-What? He’s the closest she can come to dating someone she’s related to without it actually being incest!

LAKSHMI I SWEAR TO GOD.

-Well we do have 3 bolts, can’t I at least go through with the date?

NO YOU CANNOT.

Second try, fml. We’re gonna have to sell our gorilla statue at this rate.

-Ok, I’m now gonna give you someone you can’t possibly object to..

-..because you don’t know him!

Who the fuck is this??? I’m not wasting June on some Apartment Life Benjamin Long nobody!!!!

-No refunds!

Ok Lakshmi, against my better judgment, I’m gonna shell out another 5k we don’t have for a third and final attempt.

-You won’t regret it!

DORIAN THE BALDING COP????

-Ok, you might regret it.

GET OUT OF HERE LAKSHMI, I DON’T KNOW WHY I KEEP TRUSTING YOU

-Hiiiii Erik hi, it’s me!!!!

#gen 3 #ts2

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Wishing to go to Disney while watching TVD made me wonder of Damon taking Stefan to disney. Is his in either state he’d probably be having the time of his life and Damon is capturing the moment because is getting to be a ‘kid his age’ to say. And if its m2d AU, Enzo and Damon probably are the type of parents who argues about the line beings too long and things being overpriced (I’m imagining them as the ‘Every parent at Disney’ meme)

Just a random thought I had

Stefan would have so much fun at Disney. I feel like at first he'd be all "We don't have to go, it's for kids..." and then get there and have the time of his life with all the rides and food. I think he'd also appreciate the little details, like wanting to know how the rides operate and work, so Damon has to Google it on his cellphone OR Stefan is bugging the cast members to explain it to him. But Damon is just "Ya know what...makes him happy...so..."

I think of Denzo, Damon would have the least amount of fun. He likes seeing his baby brother happy but yeah, the lines are way too long, it's crowded and everyone is just far too happy. Whereas it's not a trip Enzo would choose, but he enjoys it. If they went to Disney World and to EPCOT, I think they'd enjoy that a lot because there's not just drinking around the world but there's a lot of more "adult stuff" to do that kids will also enjoy.

The two probably bitch and moan about prices...but then end up buying Stefan every little thing he even looks at. Doesn't even have to ask but he's like "Oh, that Tigger t-shirt is cute" and Damon's buying it. Enzo buys him all the food. My parents say when we went to Disney when I was a kid, any time me or my brother started fussing, they'd just give us a snack. That combined with food being Enzo's love language in my fics, he'd just be feeding Stefan left and right.

Ultimately, as annoying Damon finds it, when he carries a sleepy, sugar drunk Stefan out of the park, he finds it adorable and wants to keep him there forever because he drops so young and is adorable. Plus, he loves seeing Stefan happy.

I see it as a once every few years, maybe even once a decade, kind of trip for them. They enjoy it, Stefan has a great time, but they also like going to different places.

#sfw agere #little stefan salvatore #caregiver damon salvatore #caregiver enzo st. john #thefandomchaos #asked and answered

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pansear-doodles · 1 year

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hmm New topic now, what would be a good one 1. What is each of the slugcat's favorite candies, and pastries. 2. What is each of the slugcat's favorite things to cook and Bake, as well as how they do so? 3. What is each of the slugcats favorite foods to eat? 4. Should I tone down the mega-asks, I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS still in the back, but I find it reasonable if you don't want to deal with all of them. 5. Does riv try to get the others into streaming, if so, what would each cat be like streaming?

(Let's assume we're using ingredients OUTSIDE of rain world because it has barely any variation lol) Monk - Pudding Survivor - Bubblegum Hunter - Sour candy/balls Gourmand - Everything tbh Artificer - Red Velvet Cakes Rivulet - Gushers Spearmaster - Nectar/General Melted Sweets (brings the strongest flavor/sensation to their system which is a fun change of pace for their eating habit) Saint - Toffee

Monk - They like making popcorn and watch it rise because they find it very entertaining. Survivor - They like making sandwiches and sometimes be experimental with the choice of ingredients. Hunter - They like to cook anything involving meat on any mode. Gourmand - They like cooking/baking just about anything. They're very experimental about it (and good at it too). Artificer - She likes to barbecue things. Rivulet - They like making smoothies mixed from gfuel and copious amounts of energy drinks. Spearmaster - They also like making smoothies but less chaotic. Saint - They do be makin the salade.

Monk - Popcorn Survivor - Sandwiches Hunter - Pepper Steak Gourmand - Anything. Very indecisive for an actual favorite. Artificer - Red Velvet Cakes Rivulet - "Rivulet's secret juice mix" (which is just a catastrophic rush of flavors and sugar mixed into a single glass ; airport juice) Spearmaster - Although it annoys them that they have to wait for it to melt so it can pass through the proboscis, they like eating ice cream of any flavor. Saint - Pistachios

If it isnt obvious by now I am running out of steam... so yes. please.

I misread your question and thought it said "what are the others like when stream collabing with rivulet?" so here's answers to both the real and fake because the misread is almost finish and i dont wanna bother scrapping it ahhhhhh: Monk - The least chaotic video gamer and the most chaotic video gamer? A concoction for chaos and tears. Survivor - Usually joins in on whatever Riv finds fun atm and is overall chill with it. Hunter - Actively partakes in chaos as well. Most of the time, hunter takes the wheel of things, and riv would follow up (like a pirate captain and its crew) Gourmand - These two always have a grand time because they're very open to anything fun. Artificer - Aggressive and competitive playing. Might ragequit mid-stream if its PVP involved. Spearmaster - Allow chaos ensue between a player trying to play seriously and a player who fucks about. Saint - Most of the time, ruins the stream and kills the vibe. Doesn't bother directly collaborating with them anymore unless someone else is there.

Monk - Actively replies to chat and allows them to join in the fun and vote for decisions. Survivor - Chill, almost no commentary. If you donate something of any amount they get overly excited. 100$+ will make them stand up and have a moment of self reflection. Hunter - A bit more active/competitive than survivor and the chat is more aggressive than usual (bullying but nobody actually gets bullied vibes). Sometimes arti and her kids take cameos, which spices things up a bit. (they don't bully the kids though because if they do they get insta banned) Gourmand - Mostly anything to do with friends- whether its doing irl stuff like baking streams or jackbox sessions. Markiplier vibes tbh. Artificer - A bit tense. Speedrun timer beside them. Sometimes her kids take cameos when they get a bit needy. If like- she's in the middle of a speedrun but hears one of them crying, she will immediately forfeit and get to her babies to calm them down. She wants dem world records but she ain't a shit mom yunno. Spearmaster - Mostly speedpaints and music composing. Creative stuff while having a chat. Saint - Fucking chaotic. You are unable to predict what they want to do next.

I THINK

just keep these specific questions to yourself for now. This is already overwhelming me. xD (i am not used to the tumblr ask environment if this is what its like)

I am to think of answers on the spot and it kinda hurts my brain trying to think of them while making them coherent, but I understand your desires to fill these curiosities. I'm happy that you're asking me out of every other rw artist in tumblr.

I still don't know why you're asking these VERY specific questions though. Are you going to make fanart/fanfiction? That's the impression I'm given because I never bring up the topics your questions have through my art because theyre things i dont really think about or worry atm. (i dont have this information at the back of my head so readily you know)

I do have the decision to just not answer, but I can't help but feel like I need to for some reason (probably because they seemed suspiciously specific).

I hope i answered everything right and fine in the end tho.

#ask #rain world fans i dont even play the game do not rely on me for lore #thank you for coming up to me and trusting me with iffy lore tho ;)#anthro au

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neokwxn · 2 years

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seventeen as your best friend

idol!seventeen as your best friend [ gn!reader )

95z! 96z! 97z! Maknaes!

wen junhui

you met in high school

way before he left to become a trainee

the two of you danced together, and naturally you became close

you lost contact slightly when he was a trainee because of how busy he was

but just before his debut your family moved to south korea

you became even closer after you reconnected

you sometimes play fight, it usually consists of sneaking up behind each other and tackling

he often just sits and pokes you while he makes his odd little jun noises

introduced you to minghao first in 2016, and the two of you clicked

jun immediately tried to separate you

didn't talk to you for the rest of the day

you had to bombard him with cat pictures before he spoke to you again

after that was slightly reluctant to introduce you to the others bc he thinks they'll steal you

they try to, but you stay "loyal" to jun

the two of you often binge eat spicy ramen

he tries (and fails) to teach you how to play the piano and martial arts

acts like a kid high on sugar around you most of the time, but he's a good, caring friend who you treasure

kwon soonyoung

the type of friend to have a spare key to everything

he also knows every single one of your passwords

he says it's in case you forget any of them or lose a key

however the amount of times you've opened your phone to a ton of selfies taken by a slightly drunk soonyoung

or how at least once a week you'll walk into you're apartment to find hoshi curled up on your couch, hugging a bottle of soju says otherwise

he says it's all a part of the "bestie privilege"

he'll cry if you don't support the tiger agenda

so whether you do or not, you have to pretend to love it to keep him happy

will bite you if you so much has utter the word hamster

steals any item of animal print clothing

if it doesn't fit, he'll find away

brings you to the studio with him

always looks for your approval when making his choreos

tries to teach you them, but you end up pissing about

neither of you remember how you met as you've been friends for years

jeon wonwoo

they say opposites attract, and you and wonwoo are proof of that

while he's quiet, you're loud

he reads all the time, you only ever touch a book if there's an absolute need for it

he could pass off as a professional gamer, while u suck at it no matter how many times he teaches you

but you still get on like a house on fire

he'd have an infinite amount of patience for you, he won't be annoyed after his tenth explanation of how to play LoL

you're one of the few people who can truly make him laugh

like his loud, from the stomach laughter that has him bending over

he's not overly affectionate, however if you are he won't push you away

he likes seeing you smile, so every once in a while he'll let you beat him while playing, and although you know he lost on purpose, it still always makes you feel good

you met in a bookstore back in 2016

you weren't the biggest kpop fan, preferring K-R'nB, or bands like day6 and the rose, so when 20 year old wonwoo walks into you're mom's bookstore you had no idea who he was

you got talking, and while it was quite awkward to begin with, you slowly became close, possibly closer than him and mingyu

there was never any romantic feelings between you, no matter how many times you're friends encouraged it

he likes showing you pictures of cats

uses you're apartment as an escape from the others when he needs a break

lee jihoon

the type of friend to clown you 24/7

not overly affectionate with you

the most he does is occasionally hold you're hand when you need the support, or allowing you to link arms when you get excited

if you're clumsy, don't expect him to help you out

he'll just laugh at you, before asking if you're ok

you get studio privileges

unlike most, you don't really need permission to go in, as long as you don't leave a mess

asks for you're opinion on his projects, and always listens carefully

if you're taller than him and you tease him, he'd definitely threaten to hit you

if he's taller, he'll use you as his leverage whenever someone pisses him off ab his height

makes you rice whenever you ask for it

introduced you to his members the second he debuted and the group was given more freedom

you met in school, in your music class

you definitely joined the woozi love club

you often fight with seungcheol and soonyoung over him

#seventeen as best friends #seventeen #seventeen headcanons #seventeen reactions #seventeen scenarios #neokwxn #woozi x reader #wonwoo x reader #hoshi x reader #jihoon x reader #jun x reader

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reshramlove1ob · 6 months

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puts all of your OC’s on an island together what would happen who would get along and who would fight

(note that some of these ocs have never been shown before so bear with me-)

Also warning about a very long post below the cut

Heaven and Hell War

William: He would totally go out and help everyone he could. He’d make a shelter to house anyone he could find.

Arthur: Complete opposite of William. He’d gather people solely to take their stuff.

Rose: Weeps

Most of my angels: Help people.

Zachary: Protect Peter. He’ll help people who ask for help.

Mynté: He’s out killing whatever birds he can to eat, then makes an ice castle for shits and giggles.

Most of my demons: Selfish, all for themselves.

Selena: Girly really found out she was stuck on a deserted island and said “time for a nap” and probably killed at least a few dudes.

Devon: Looking for Amalia and Lina. Probably gets stuck with Mynté and Selena knowing his luck.

Medew: Takes a nap

Maverick: “SELENA ILL SAVE YOU” *gets stabbed by Selena*

Zane: has killed at least fifty people, climbed at least 5 trees, eaten monkey for the first time, and has created himself a new set of clothes, all within an hour.

Fern: Protecting baby Fate.

Fate: “Hi Mr demon no no I know you don’t want my help since I’m just a kid but i-“

Upside Down School

Joy: She’s hiding in a cave. Probably singing to scare people.

Bee: She’s scavenging for whatever berries she can find.

ChiChi: She’s having a mental breakdown cuz she can’t find any sugar.

Bailey: Gets scared by Joy then joins her.

Ray: he’s writing SOS in the sand, having a mental breakdown.

Gladis: She swims away. She’ll be back with like fifty yachts.

Taylor: She sits down by Ray.

Mayhem: He’s wanted to kill people but can’t because he knows he’ll feel bad.

Cat: is trying to help people but always scares them away unless they’re his classmates.

Mao: My boy Mao is DEAD dead. He’s stuck in a game boy, out in the elements, he’s a goner.

Miss Pey: she’s become a creepy clown for real now

Dr. Meep: Despite being a devil, he’s been he healing people.

Mrs. Dolly: She’s on a killing spree unless it’s the students or staff, then she cares for them.

Wasp: He’s created a shelter and guarding it with his life, planning to fill it with his family and the kids.

Bebe: He’s a baby werewolf, he THRIVES here.

Marley: “MASHA! MASHA, WHY AM I NOT IN MY CASTLE? WHY ARE MY BOOTS DIRTY? MASHA? MASHAAAAAA?!”

Kara: she flies into the clouds and lives there.

Orion: He goes into the ocean and lives there.

Kaya: Even if she hasn’t directly killed anyone, she might as well have with the amount of food she’s stealing from everyone.

Brown: As a stuffed bear who can only move when certain people are looking at them, they’re not gonna last long.

Cosmo: He’s enjoying life sm. My boy loves the silence and only wishes Onixy were there so he could tell him how he’s finally figured out what being a mummy is (he rolled around in the sand)

Onixy: He’s looking for Cosmo to show a cool rock he found. He’s doing fine since he’s…dead.

Ms. Dia: Same as always, crying

The Missing Student: not even there

Edo: He’s looking for Iijey. He’ll kill any monsters on sight, and any human or humanoid if provoked. He’s not thriving, but he’s not dying either.

Dune: He’s killing to survive the best he possibly can.

AHM: This robot is destroyed

Iijey: She’s looking for Edo. She’s avoiding everyone unless she knows them. She’s too scared to kill anyone.

Muzafer: he’s hiding making origami.

Ruan: He’s broken ten bones by now

Wona: Carrying Ruan around

Nurse Breadingham: “Well darn” <- has expected this to happen to him for years now

Teppi: They’re Being annoying

Einar: he’s found a gorgeous spot to stay. He’s very tough thanks to the environments helping him (elf logic)

Kamari: Followinf Einar

Demetrius: he’s killed at least one human. Looking for Timoathus and Ray. “My baby boy must be here just like me!”

Timoathus: Looking for followers to create a kingdom on the island, himself as king.

Ki: Looking for any survivors, but having a hard time because sun (vampire logic)

Mimi: With Ki (vampire as well)

Eli: “I forgot to take my meds didn’t i”

Rook: Franticly trying to find a way off the island, he has probably killed someone on accident

Raine: He’s trying to become one with the earth and probably gets killed.

Kai: Killing everyone she sees because “what else can you do on a deserted island?”

Alex: As a zombie, they’re doing pretty good. Just vibing.

Inko: Panicking, as he’s never been in away from his house in a long time. He’s made a fortress and making anyone who finds it do a test to come in.

Sage: she’s flopped down somewhere, she’s gonna die soon

Timothy: He’s made a group of people and trying to create a temporary base.

Maple: She’s looking for entertainment somewhere.

Joseph Dolly: Celebrating being freed from the vampire Vanata’s house then says “ok but where am i”

Vanata: Gets burned from the sun (vampire logic)

Shoto: Crying cuz his BOOKS ARE GONE

Dove: Sleeping

Rosetta: has created a whole new ecosystem somehow

Riley: she’s looking for Kara

Dawn: she’s still doing the only thing she can: looking for her son.

The Lab of KoriLampis

James: he’s crying, scared somewhere. He’s 7 give him a break

Dr. KoriLampus: he’s trying to figure out where he is, how to leave, and study the ecosystem.

Sophie: she created her own puddle of herself to wait for help.

Luey: She’s still asleep.

Midnight: Killing any animal he sees to try it as food.

Cloudy: Scarinf people

Jasper: She’s scared, she’s still 9, but she’s also trying to survive.

Ghosts! (This is an incomplete list lol-)

Naomi: she’s no where to be seen until help arrives

Eve: She’s wondering how she’s gonna get home for dinner in time

Delusion: On her way to fistfight god for a couple of grapes and a half full bottle of water.

Vex: She’s following Delusion (LESBIAN POWER COUPLE)

Bella: She’s done nothing and plans on doing nothing for the next few days

West: He’s exploring and mapping the place island.

#ask #iinkxerror #my ocs #heaven and hell war #upside down school #the lab of KoriLampus #ghosts! <my ocs story

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