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tea-time-with-a · 1 year

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Nobody knows how much this meme makes me smile every time I see it.☺️🫠😄

#parley #peter x harley #parkner #Simp Peter Parker #i love this ship so much #peter parker is a cinnamon roll

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the-amazing-simp · 1 year

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congrats on 500 followers! for 📸 can you write tasm!peter x reader where the reader is baking and peter is just there to sit and look pretty

Thank you so much for requesting this! I'm so sorry it took so long <3

My 500 celebration is now closed!

Sweet Tooth | TASM P.P.

“Please, I promise I’ll be careful.” Peter pleaded, giving you the best puppy dog eyes he could muster.

“Peter, for someone who’s Spider-Man, you managed to almost burn down the apartment twice. Both times you were in the kitchen.” You said, swatting him away with a wooden spoon.

“I won’t even go near the oven.” He kept on trying.

“How about I make you a deal?” You dragged him to the stool at the end of the counter, “If you sit down and cause as minimal damage as possible, I’ll let you lick the spoon.”

Ever a child at heart, your boyfriend nodded with a smile, eyes lighting up with delight.

While Peter was snacking on a bowl of chocolate chips and you were whipping the batter, he suddenly contemplated, “What’s with you and Aunt May getting on my case about domestic stuff?”

You shook your head, silently telling him that you had no idea what he was talking about.

“First, when I did the laundry, Aunt May goes all laundry sheriff commando on me and I’m basically banned from doing laundry at her house. Now, you ban me from the kitchen.” Peter practically pouted.

“Well, when you did the laundry everything turned pink. It was like something from the set of Mean Girls.” You laughed.

Your boyfriend jokingly rolled his eyes at you, “I forgot to separate the Spider-Man suit.”

“Yeah then when Aunt May interrogated you, you washed the American Flag.” You said, going to preheat the oven.

“That’s a perfectly good reason. It has red and blue and white.” Peter argued.

Placing the cookie tray in the oven, you turned to him, “If that’s the case, then congratulations! You will be put down in the Guinness Book of World Records as the first ever person who washed the American flag.”

“Whatever.” He huffed, “But there’s still the kitchen matter.”

As promised, you handed him the bowl and spoon to lick, “Peter if you wanted to commit arson, then do it at an abandoned house where they will be zero casualties.”

“You’re quite on a cheery strike today.” Peter teased.

“Keep going and you’ll lose the bowl and spoon and you won’t get any cookies and you’ll be banned from stepping into the kitchen altogether.”

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hyperfixating24-7 · 6 months

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Their all so fineeeeee it’s disgusting

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redfirerai · 11 months

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Oh my god. It literally took less than two weeks for people to start hating Gwen and every reason they’re giving for their hate CAN BE APPLIED TO MULTIPLE CHARACTERS. She’s a kid that nearly got arrested by her own father because he thought she killed her best friend. It’s so funny watching people intellectualize why they hate her. JUST SAY YOU HAVE INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY.

#spider gwen #gwen stacy #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv #miles morales #spider man #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #YALL CANT DO THIS AND THEN SIMP FOR MIGUEL #it’s also feeling a lil discriminatory towards houseless people!!

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wh0re-in-the0ry · 8 months

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I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism.

#spider man noir #spider noir #miguel o'hara #spiderman 99 #peter b parker #the spot #across the spiderverse #i am such a simp

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catchingdaydreams · 9 months

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Miguel learned it from a Prowler anomaly. Peter has no clue what Miguels is doing.

#miguel o'hara spider man #miguel o'hara simp #miguel o'hara fanart #miguel spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x peter b parker #peter b parker #peter benjamin parker #spiderman 2099 fanart #spiderman fanart #spiderman

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winterspiderpurrs · 1 year

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Looking out the window of the tower Sam sighed. It was blistering cold out and snow just a falling. There is no way he was going to get back to DC and he wasn't going to travel to Bucky's and Steve's place in Brooklyn. Especially when those two were stuck in the tower as well.

Hearing the door open Sam turns to see Bucky stepping into the living room in a pair of dark blue swim trunks with a white towel slung over his shoulder. " Stark got a pool in the tower?"

Bucky snorts and puts a pair of shades on top of his head

"Course he does. If your bored you can come for the show" Sam blinks and stares " the.... show?" Smirking Bucky nods and makes his way to the elevator " You'll see what I mean " so Sam follows Bucky.

Within a few minutes Bucky and Sam are walking into a giant room that house a small Olympic size pool. There was an artificial sun and the room was hot. Steve was currently doing laps in the pool. But what caught Sam's eye was one Peter Parker lounging on his stomach. Sunglasses on, head laying on a pillow and the bright red thong he was sporting.

Bucky nudges Sam, smirk still on his face before moving to the other side of the pool. Drops his shades down to cover his eyes as he sits and leans back on the beach chair. " It's a wonderful view. Just wait till Stevie thinks Peter needs sunblock. Kid will ask for help and Steve can't say no to that.... none of us really. But it's funny seeing Steve get flustered."

" damn"

Seeing Steve get out of the pool, walking over to the chair next to Peter picking up a towel and drying himself off a little. Bucky whistles and shouts out" Lookin good Rogers" Steve blushes and shakes his head, rolling his eyes. Peter lifts his head and pushes his sunglasses off to look over in there direction. He smiles and gives a wave.

" You know Sam, if you start swimming regular here he might let you rub some of that lotion on him. And if your lucky you might get him on a day where he don't want tan lines"

" Shut up. Seriously?"

" mhm"

" You got a suit I can use?"

Bucky laughs.

#writing prompt #peter parker #everyone likes everyone #they are simps for peter #winterspider #spidershield #spiderfalcon #falconspider #shieldspiderfalcon #winterspidershield #peter parker x bucky barnes #shieldspider #spiderman #bucky barnes #winterspiderpurrs #peter/bucky/steve #peter x sam #stucky plus peter #stucky plus sam

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idk-bruh-20 · 2 years

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Irondad fic ideas #41

Fic where Tony is just completely Dad Simping™ for Peter.

He's just like, "Here, take this food, also here's fifty bucks go tip the hell out of Delmar's deli I know you like doing that. Also have you seen the new features I put in your suit? Don't wanna be overbearing or anything but I added seventy new security features just to play it safe."

Bonus:

"I swear to God, Parker, you are not walking home under any circumstances, you get in Happy's car right now." / "But I'm always okay with taking the subway-" / "Happy, take the kid. SEE YOU LATER, PETER, BYEEEE."

Tony talking to Pepper/Rhodey/Happy like, "Damn I wish he was my son. Do you know how smart he is??? Wow. Such an amazing kid. Wish I had one like that."

This fic idea was submitted by @derpmallow !

#we do be loving a Tony Shows How Much He Cares fic #LOVE the term dad simping too lmaoo #irondad fic ideas #irondad fic idea #derpmallow's fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #ironfam

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salvatoreren · 2 years

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i just watched spiderman no way home and im like what the fuck, no one said this would be a huge punch in the feels, like me and my sister are literally crying at 5am, the movie was fucking painful, i felt so bad for peter like he was so lonely at the end, I DID NOT EXPECT AUNT MAY TO DIE, YOU GUYS WTF

I DID NOT EXPECT EITHER FOR EVERYONE FORGETTING WHO PETER WAS, LIKE NO WAY THEY JUST PULLED THAT SHIT, IT'S LIKE THOSE FANFICS

also im in love with the peters' brotherhood, they were literally the best part of the movie ughh, andrew garfield i am sincerely so fucking sorry i trashed your spiderman, you're awesome, pls their redemptions were everything, tom holland during the punching scene was so great, he looked so pained and angered, it was extremely genuine, i love him, toby maguire's entrance made me jump out of my chair, i love his portrayal and him stopping spiderman 2 with just a look, no words felt so powerful, i was so completely shocked when he just got stabbed, and their whole interaction in fighting their villains, andrew saying i want to fight a villain was so fucking hilarious

me and my sister were failing so hard when we guessed which was spiderman 1, 2 and 3

no way did dr strange lose to a 17 year old child for a box, like why do they keep doing my boy dirty, dude literally took on a purple grape, im still mad at how MoM treated him, ig i do agree how his powers are adjusted to the plot

watching the scene where mj and peter say goodbye and then meeting after the spell like the song wildest dreams fits their relationship i cant

i really didn't expect the mcu to go through with the spiderman titles having a home in it, but it's actually very symbolic, the great power comes with great responsibility basically embodies no way home or just the home trilogy and i think it's beautiful

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astranne · 2 years

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i'm writing on the requests rn, but-

jason x peter should be a thing. like, a bigger thing.

i'm just saying.

#☄️ meteor #just think about the possibilities #bisexual ragings #them simping for both artemis and mj #them becoming a couple because their crushes are lesbians #they totally love each other but they would leave each other for their crushes (totally understandable)#or so they say #but in fact- jason loves peter very much and peter loves jason very much too #just crushing on their badass lesbian best friends is cute #(it's actually not them crushing on them but the two lesbians being awesome women showing our bisexual gremlins some platonic love and-#they're just a mess and can't think straight. it's the trauma)#damn #writing whole ass plot in the tags we love #jason x peter #jason todd x peter parker #we believ in humbo jason todd and twink peter parker but both of them can kill you if they want #unhinged peter parker.... now this is a thing #gotham would ruin him #jason too #marvel #dc #marvel x dc #sorry for the rant

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dingustripas · 2 years

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Some bitch is thirsting after a shirtless Alfred Molina in the second Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movie…..

I am some bitch

#alfred molina #spider man no way home #spider man #tobey!peter parker #tobey maguire #no shirt #simp behavior #*dying*#so gay lmao #man tiddies #otto octavius #dr otto octavius #bahahahaha #huge tiddies #love him #just give me one chance

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the-amazing-simp · 2 years

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Shooting Star | TASM P.P

“You sure this is a good idea?” You asked your best friend, Peter, watching him set up the telescope.

Peter claimed that shooting stars would dance across the sky tonight, which was confirmed by the news but the weather report said that there would be a chance of rain.

“Of course it is.” Peter answered with a grin, “Nowadays, shooting stars are very rare to come by so this will be special.”

“Fine.” You said, “But if we get rained on and get sick I’m blaming you.”

“I can’t get sick.” Peter teased.

You rolled your eyes at one of the many advantages of being the amazing Spider-Man, “Exactly so if I get sick - it's on you.”

“I’ll make sure to take care of you then.” He said, making you swat his arm as you laughed.

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Soft piano music came from the bluetooth speaker you had brought along while you and Peter laid on your backs on a checkered blanket that Aunt May usually reserved for picnics.

“Are you sure you got the date right?” You asked, looking over at the boy next to you, “It’s almost midnight and all I see is the usual twinkling stars.”

He laughed, “Of course I did. They also say that patience is a virtue.”

“Ha. Ha.” You turned your attention back to the dark, glittering canvas above you, “That’s exactly what you said when we waited for 4 hours outside the arena for a Taylor Swift concert only to find out that the concert wouldn’t be held until the next day.”

Peter’s cheek turned pink at the reminder, “In my defense, 15 and 16 look vaguely similar when you’re excited.”

“Exactly my point. You were excited then and you’re excited now.” You said.

He playfully rolled his eyes, “You just wait and see.”

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It wasn’t until 15 minutes past midnight that Peter was proven right.

The sky grew brighter as streaks of lights danced along the horizon, a picture perfect, postcard-worthy scenery.

“See?” Peter mused with a triumphant smile, “What did I tell you?”

“Yeah. Yeah.” You waved him off, rolling your eyes.

“It’s beautiful isn’t it?” You mused, watching the shooting stars fade away into the darkness.

“It really is.” Peter agreed.

Chuckling, you turned to look at him, only to have your eyes meet his.

“Peter…” You said quietly, the butterflies fluttering around inside of you, “the stars are not on my face.”

“I know, but I do see them in your eyes.” He said.

Feeling the heat in your face despite the cool air, “Really? What else do you see?”

Peter nodded, “I also see my future in them.”

It was as if the only thing that mattered in the world was the two of you and this moment. Still holding your gaze, attention and heart - Peter leaned forward, gently capturing his lips in yours.

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