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ikarakie · 9 months
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tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.
he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.
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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months
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no, but you see, I don’t care that the way I wrote the ship isn’t technically canon. I don’t care that I changed the dynamic slightly to make it funnier. I don’t care that character a is supposed to be protecting character b and not the other way around. I don’t care that I gave them more fluff than their story probably needed, because dammit, they deserved the happy ending. I don’t care that their relationship is borderline codependent in all the best ways. I will write it that way, because I know that there’s an audience that wants to see the same things I do, and I will continue to write it this incorrect way, so help me god, and there’s nothing. you. can. do. to. stop. me.
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dragonstar2568 · 5 months
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(At counseling)
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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?
Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.
Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.
Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?
Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.
Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.
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rrcenic · 7 months
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parkner nation idk if this is old news but the webslinger ride in disneyland gives us canon peter and harley friendship. there’s a team of five kids (including peter) who run the web lab and harley’s one of them. he has merch. his notes are all over the decorational whiteboards. he has a locker in peters lab. i am thrilled about this. my little guys
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flowgeeksout · 8 months
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*Harley flirts with Peter in every way he can*
Peter Who Is Oblivous: You are such a good friend : )
Harley Dying A Little Bit Inside: Thanks
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forgetful-nerd · 2 years
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Peter: I just listened to this guy recite pi to 50 digits to some women on the bus except I also have pi memorized to 50 digits and he fucking got all of them wrong.
Harley: it is funny bro but you just admitted to being a nerd.
Ned: are you new here?
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tea-time-with-a · 1 year
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Nobody knows how much this meme makes me smile every time I see it.☺️🫠😄
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babyloveparkner · 6 months
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her weird, wonderful brother
a sequel to a primer for the small weird loves. part 2 in the limericks and love songs and letters series.
5 times that Emma Keener learns something new about her brother plus 1 time she realizes that he’s still the same Harley that she grew up knowing and loving.
he’s gay
he goes to college in new york
he has a boyfriend named peter
he reads and writes poetry
he worries a lot
and, of course:
when he loves, it’s with everything he has
ft. harley’s sister growing up and realizing that maybe him suddenly moving to a different part of the country despite only being fifteen probably matters more than their mom originally let on, an outside perspective of the growth harley has gone through via his time in new york and the love of his support system, and a peek into the future—including some moments from harley and peter’s wedding.
first chapter (which is what the moodboard is for) is now being written. i am currently planning to have it posted by the end of october.
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megeumist · 3 months
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(almost) every single parkner fic being a roadtrip to stark industries is so funny to me bc true but also like, can someone make one where they meet at midtown or smtn?
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bimafe · 3 months
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peter kept biting his lips.
harley had long ago weaned himself from this habit, after all, why bite his own lips when there were his boyfriend's beautiful lips nearby to bite while kissing?
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sparklejumpropewitch · 4 months
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Fanfic writers who make mj a lesbian purely because she's dating peter in canon, not because they actually see her as lgbt+, and don't give her any other personality traits or plot are my mortal enemy.
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am3mb3r123 · 9 months
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listen i might not post a lot about mcu spiderman fandom anymore but a good SI field trip fic always hits just right
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emmedoesntdomath · 9 months
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it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts. 
fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)
harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him. 
peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win. 
harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him. 
(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)
peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)
peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic. 
harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact. 
peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together. 
harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’
they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto. 
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dragonstar2568 · 5 months
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Marvel au : where Peter Parker is Judy Hopps and Flash is Gideon Gray, and (whoever your favorite ship for peter) as Nick Wild !!!!!
(It would be cute if they still had there animal ears<3)
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rrcenic · 7 months
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completely back into my parkner era hehehe
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flowgeeksout · 8 months
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Thank god or whatever the fuck is out there that I have a physiatry appointment today. Idk knows how much longer I could just read Irondad fanfiction/Peter Parker-centric fanfiction pretending that everything was fine when it is a miracle only by the medication that I am on that I am not having a constant panic attack.
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