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succulentsiren · 12 hours

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As the legend tells, never believe men’s words, watch their actions and you will know everything.

Men will swear up and down that they won’t participate in ‘simp’ behavior yet the moment they find the girl they adore, all that goes out the window and they become natural providers and protecters who will willingly dote on and adore their partner. It’s literally in a their nature to be providers and care for women. It makes no difference how much they reject it or disown it in speech, it is the natural role they’ll eventually take.

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liesmultixxx · 7 hours

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you know damn well I lost my mind when I saw these pics-

CHARLIE BUSHNELL THE MAN THAT YOU ARE🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

#percy jackson #pjo #charlie bushnell #luke castellan #i’m in love #i’m in love with him #he’s so handsome #losing my mind #so pretty #simp #sorry for being a simp #but #he’s so cute #he’s literally perfect

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sleepdeprivedfyodor · 4 hours

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Boothill tho- 😍😍😍

#talk #idk how to tag this #hsr #boothill #simp

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totalcharliespringsimp · 6 hours

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Would you be concerned if I told you I find Chinese an attractive language to speak?

Like not quite on par with Spanish but close

Est ce que ce c'est Pourquoi tu me parle en Espanol?

#simp #muna's a simp

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staruluv · 2 days

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TW // teen pregnancy

I've been feeling sick for days so I did a pregnancy test yesterday and it came out positive. I don't know how to feel. I'm shocked and completely terrified. my mom is gonna k!ll me, but the father is mr puzzles so it's all worth it <3 /THIS IS A JOKE-

#smg4 #smg4 fanart #mr puzzles smg4 #smg4 mr puzzles #mr puzzles #art moots #random #multifandom #simp #JOKE #THIS IS A JOKE #dark humor

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squirrel-wisperer · 10 months

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#squirrel #simp #phineas and ferb #lgbtq #pronouns

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apollognese · 20 days

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Nap time for the king and queen🥹🥹

#godzilla #mothra #mosugoji #mothzilla #just watched New Empire and got sucked back into the Mothzilla brainrot #they shoulda cuddled in the colosseum but Mike D gone😭😭#Godzilla a (yes dear) man #simp

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shiftythrifting · 1 year

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brought to you by the value village I stopped at on my way to my haircut.

Edmonton, Canada

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #simp #shirts #monkeys #guns #ca

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so-far-frogs-and-oscar · 2 years

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Yeah, I'm fine

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

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beckyphoenix · 13 hours

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ventique18 · 7 months

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(My) 🐉🌸 according to the whispering public:

"Poor girl, doomed to be that devil's pet. At least he seems to favor her much... She must be especially good at warming his bed."

"What are you talking about? If I get to live in luxury without having to work a day in my life, I'd even bark and roll over like a dog, haha!"

How they actually are:

🐉: "Beloved... I hear the ice cream truck."

🌸: "Alright, go get my purse."

#a bit exaggerated but them in a nutshell lmao #i adore a malleyuu where he likes to try and tease her but she ends up outtricking him because he's kinda stupid #he enjoys being outwitted though lol #simp #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #malleus x reader

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quirkycorgianimations · 19 days

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Sooooo anyway… I haven’t been able to get this goof and his alien crush out of my head all day so I quickly sketched this up! Literally just found Marble Sky yesterday and fell in love 💗

Hope you like it Cass!

@somerandomdudelmao

#marble sky #marble sky fanart #marble sky oscar #marble sky ecliptica #marble sky comic #aliens #alien lover #simp #dude is literally dangling from her neck

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dumb-little-simp · 2 months

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