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Y/N : You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Gaz : I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Y/N : Absolutely not.
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shanksxbuggy · 11 months
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here’s some results i got from the prompt generator
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nyxxart · 10 months
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MC: You’re drunk.
Satan [drunk]: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, MC.
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selfship-quotes · 1 year
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Villain F/O: Any last words?
S/I: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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Person A: “Sooo...”
Person B: “...So?”
Person A: “I heard you stabbed someone with one of your hairpins... again.”
Person B: “...And what of it?”
Person A: “Was it deserved? Or did you just find them annoying?”
Person B: “Very well deserved.”
Person A: “...Then I have no further questions.”
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lordlexion · 7 months
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Jean-Luc Picard: *Returning to his quarters, tired after a challenging shift, wanting nothing more than to go to bed.*
“What the f-?!”
Q: *Lying suggestively on Picard's bed, with a rose in his teeth, to the accompaniment of “Shut up and sleep with me”.*
“Welcome back, Mon Capitaine.”
Picard: “I don't have the strength for it. I'm going to sleep on the corridor floor.”
*Exit.*
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chaanv · 2 years
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Krishna: Everything will be OK; you can’t stop it.
Krishna: Everything will be fine; you have no choice.
Draupadi: What kind of pep talk is this?
Krishna: Ominous positivity.
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moldygreenblue · 3 months
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*The Man Over There, watching the Jellicle cats dancing and singing 'Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats from where ever he's hiding*
The Man Over There: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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mysteryandnonstopfun · 7 months
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SWANFIRE APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
🦢🔥 Day 6: Incorrect Quote
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Captain Price, drinking tea :
Laswell, also drinking tea :
The rest of the 141 creating chaos :
Laswell, turns to Price : How many kids do you have?
Captain Price, does a dad sigh :
Captain Price : Biologically? Emotionally? Or legally?
Captain Price, continues drinking tea :
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Laswell, sees the fondness in his weary eyes :
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tbhatxr · 1 year
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Dina: isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying?
Ellie: Damn, if people did that to each other, Joel would’ve killed me years ago.
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nyxxart · 10 months
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Asmo: I actually have a black belt.
MC: In what, karate?
Asmo: No, from Gucci
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selfship-quotes · 1 year
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*in the middle of a battle*
F/O, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
S/I: Take it back now y'all!
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Remus: I fell-
Sirius: From heaven?
Remus: No, i literally fell-
Sirius: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Remus: I BROKE MY ARM!
Sirius: Okay, but do you think im pretty? Be honest.
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angelgirl768 · 2 years
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Simon: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Simon and Markus, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Daniel: Our turn, Connor! One, two, three- vanilla!
Connor, deadpan: I’ve never had cake, what is cake.
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chaanv · 1 year
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(Modern AU, birthday)
Krishna: Darn it, this printer broke while printing out Arjun’s birthday invitations.
Draupadi: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Krishna: “Arjun’s birthday”.
Draupadi: So, what do they say?
Krishna: “Arjun’s bi”.
Draupadi:
Draupadi: Works out either way.
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